Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr

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Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #Minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on UKposts alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, UKposts Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.

Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.

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@seriousx3021
@seriousx3021 4 роки тому
Crazy how low budget this is but still provokes genuine laughter sprinkled with truth.
@DB-xo6xh
@DB-xo6xh 4 роки тому
These are talented folks.👌🏼
@retroelectro1190
@retroelectro1190 4 роки тому
I think you mean..propaganda.
@missmya3972
@missmya3972 4 роки тому
I freaking love this improv stuff. It's the best.
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 4 роки тому
@UcantHide4eveR's.... Talent knows no bounds!!! :) he was blessed with sooo much talent!!
@totsmini3105
@totsmini3105 4 роки тому
@David..... Ohhhh, why do you to spins this into something its not???... as you mention "to people with a brain".... Please use yours, after u'v sanitised it :) Cheers - By the way, were's the "propaganda" part??? :) :) :) :)
@jjshutrump7147
@jjshutrump7147 4 роки тому
You need to call Matt Damon and see what hes up too.
@ashleyelizabeth538
@ashleyelizabeth538 4 роки тому
Yes, please check in on Matt! We're worried, and we know you are too Jimmy!!!
@whalesong813
@whalesong813 4 роки тому
@@ashleyelizabeth538 I was thinking the same thing, or seeing another telemed couples counseling session lol
@harshchauhan7032
@harshchauhan7032 4 роки тому
Comedy hold🤣🔥
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 4 роки тому
He's at the studio hoping NOW he'll get a chance... surely?
@xofalenstarxo
@xofalenstarxo 4 роки тому
JJ Shutrump, Jimmy Kimmel needs to apologize to Matt Damon for running out of time.
@ohwiseone5995
@ohwiseone5995 4 роки тому
Man I love those Italian mayors... Yelling at citizens like when lil kids don't listen to parents. They are the parents of their cities in the true sense... Much love and get well soon Italy.
@jacksonj69
@jacksonj69 4 роки тому
Aramis3737 lol
@r.limhathungezung8648
@r.limhathungezung8648 4 роки тому
Indian police be beating up ppl for roaming outside unnecessarily 🤣🤣🤣
@maretijewel1470
@maretijewel1470 4 роки тому
😁😁
@cocomo5973
@cocomo5973 4 роки тому
My Grandma is Viani so I know how it is to be reprimanded by an italian. Love you, Italy !
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 4 роки тому
Same here in indonesia. Still friendly reprimand towards people roams the street, but tempers start flaring
@dustytrails1
@dustytrails1 4 роки тому
The Italian mayors were great.
@coffeebeann1
@coffeebeann1 4 роки тому
Gold, they care🥺
@julzmio
@julzmio 4 роки тому
Ahah yeah that’s truly our Italian nature. It wasn’t a surprise for us!
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 4 роки тому
Why do I always feel like people who are like Bill Barr are on the verge of heart attack? I understand the mayors’ frustration, but Barr has an angsts all the time, it seems. Like Louis Black. They are funny though.
@c.9231
@c.9231 4 роки тому
They made me laugh. I had no idea. But hey, if it works....
@leerhine4849
@leerhine4849 4 роки тому
Imagine burr and kimmel yelling at each other in front of your house😂
@cassiforest9191
@cassiforest9191 4 роки тому
If Bill Burr was your neighbor I'd assume you would just get use to him being him 🤣
@edwinicq
@edwinicq 4 роки тому
It makes me nervous because he walks closer and closer
@bjasmine
@bjasmine 4 роки тому
@@edwinicq You can't catch it through UKposts (lol) ;-)
@mtlart
@mtlart 4 роки тому
@@cassiforest9191 Well, if I were his neighbor and he were still drinking I would ask him to autograph all the beer cans he'd throw over my fence
@kevinjijada7364
@kevinjijada7364 4 роки тому
6:44 jimmy said he is going to go and get milk. My dad went to get milk but he never returned
@kparker905
@kparker905 4 роки тому
"Don't you understand that the casket will be closed?" Well gosh dang!!!
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 4 роки тому
Actually they are burning all the bodies. The undertakers are like Bill. "I'm not touching that!" So they brought in the army in hazmat suits.
@SamwelNjuguna
@SamwelNjuguna 4 роки тому
Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.
@unbroken1010
@unbroken1010 4 роки тому
He was right. Take off take apart all those ships use it to build something worth Wild
@Josue166
@Josue166 4 роки тому
*The second I saw BILL BURR in front of a house, I knew it wasn't his house. He's waaaaaaayy too private for that $hit.*
@droverholt
@droverholt 4 роки тому
and he's outside in public....bad idea.
@randazza
@randazza 4 роки тому
He would never
@Ken.-
@Ken.- 4 роки тому
In public? It's hard to get sick with no one around.
@beazyb
@beazyb 4 роки тому
@@droverholt ok hush
@stephencardone
@stephencardone 4 роки тому
Bert has mentioned the neighborhood Bill lives in, and this ain't it lmao.
@Gigi-fv9ky
@Gigi-fv9ky 4 роки тому
OMG. the Italian mayors are fabulous. Funniest, and saddest, thing all day.
@winnifredforbes8712
@winnifredforbes8712 4 роки тому
Gigi I know! No tiptoeing around.
@AnnieWarbux
@AnnieWarbux 4 роки тому
That Flame Thrower dude was the best!!
@celticcheetah6371
@celticcheetah6371 4 роки тому
Apparently there is a black market in people hiring out their dogs, because you’re allowed out to walk a dog. There are some brilliant videos of mayors yelling about that too. “I saw a man happily jogging along with a visibly exhausted dog. You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend” 😂
@how2pick4name
@how2pick4name 4 роки тому
Yeah, awesome, look says Jimmy, mayors screaming at people to stay in. And there he goes, outside without a valid reason. america kind of deserves what they are about to get. sorry. They are not prepared at all. in 15 days people will drop like flies.
@BrendanBeckett
@BrendanBeckett 4 роки тому
@@how2pick4name Being in your car and not near anyone is not the same as walking along the sidewalk past other people
@thisisbuff27
@thisisbuff27 4 роки тому
Bill Burr made me feel a little better about this whole situation.
@CindyLMunger
@CindyLMunger 4 роки тому
Oh Jimmy. You have made my day ....again. Thank you so much.
@dangler1907
@dangler1907 4 роки тому
Thank you Mr, K. The best 15 minutes of my day. It's like having coffee or a beer with a friend. Keep it up.
@Jack655321
@Jack655321 4 роки тому
Bill has been talking about this for decades, this is his fantasy, now he can finally tear right through the Lincoln tunnel!
@Mphillig
@Mphillig 4 роки тому
Finally getting the herd thinned out
@bdownes25poker
@bdownes25poker 4 роки тому
People who go on cruises
@KarldeRavin
@KarldeRavin 4 роки тому
This is why he’s so upbeat haha
@quandisimofantastico9057
@quandisimofantastico9057 4 роки тому
Brendan Downes get a lot of people a whack
@globalautobahn1132
@globalautobahn1132 4 роки тому
“Lanes just opening up on the highway” lol
@zplates
@zplates 4 роки тому
I get nervous every time Bill Burr takes a step towards Jimmy.
@armancz
@armancz 4 роки тому
Calm down Francis
@lvigilful
@lvigilful 4 роки тому
Lmao! Me too. I’m like “Back tf up, Bill.”
@missmiou6273
@missmiou6273 4 роки тому
me too hahaha
@YouCanCallMeReTro
@YouCanCallMeReTro 4 роки тому
I get nervous for Bill. Jimmy can go screw himself. Jk no one should get coronavirus but Bill Burr > Jimmy Kimmel
@joxxgallardo
@joxxgallardo 4 роки тому
back the f*** offffffffff
@Oopseepoopsy
@Oopseepoopsy 3 роки тому
Thank you Jimmy! “They ARE us”, really brought a smile to my face. I’m a proud Asian American but I am an American before I am Asian.
@marissa0379
@marissa0379 4 роки тому
Yes! A little, dose of Burr is what we all need!
@racheldollton
@racheldollton 4 роки тому
"I know you go hot tubbing with Tom Hanks" LMAO
@ruthun
@ruthun 4 роки тому
We are officially on lockdown in South Africa from tomorrow. 21 days. We not allowed to leave the house. Military rolling in now setting up roadblocks and shutting down the highways. God bless the world. Hope you are all safe and with a loved one. Those of you alone during this time, we're thinking of you.
@thehoneydeev
@thehoneydeev 4 роки тому
Stay safe. Greetings from Your fellow West Africans
@ruthun
@ruthun 4 роки тому
@@thehoneydeev You stay safe too my friend.
@TheNBKiller
@TheNBKiller 4 роки тому
South Africa doing it the right way. Stay safe
@ruthun
@ruthun 4 роки тому
@@TheNBKiller You too.
@petermarais4168
@petermarais4168 4 роки тому
To be honest for all of SA's faults, and there is a lot. I am so impressed with this country atm
@amateurhour21
@amateurhour21 4 роки тому
You know why Bill wasn't standing infront of his house. He would say that he didn't want psychos to find out where he lived.
@mprattyh3
@mprattyh3 4 роки тому
Exactly, he has that on more than one occasion
@stephaniegreen4057
@stephaniegreen4057 4 роки тому
Dj Xeidy might not be his house
@DogOfHades
@DogOfHades 3 роки тому
So the Psychos went to the neighbor's house
@gregwelch389
@gregwelch389 4 роки тому
I’m watching Jimmy Kimmel more now than I ever have!
@8517vini
@8517vini 4 роки тому
This is perfect for Bill’s comedy! He has always had that “screaming from a sidewalk into the ears of the world” sense of humor! The guy is incredible. “Paper Tiger” for life.
@prow6
@prow6 4 роки тому
I love the thought that Bill Burr is this cool and funny just like, every day
@quandisimofantastico9057
@quandisimofantastico9057 4 роки тому
Hugo Downs wait what
@gregwessendorf
@gregwessendorf 4 роки тому
@nils4545 It's not for anyone else's benefit or even their own, it's just their nature.
@werner-de-jong
@werner-de-jong 4 роки тому
Bill Burr knows how to social distance himself. I think he's a legend for even refusing the golden nugget of toilet paper.
@markfoster1520
@markfoster1520 4 роки тому
He's so smart...what with being the Attorney General and all.
@andrewkaiser1606
@andrewkaiser1606 4 роки тому
Comedy is medicine for the soul. Thank you for the work and the laughs that you and your team put out.
@datznunayabeeznus8865
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 роки тому
Him talking to bill burr in the street made me feel like I was talking to a friend in public again. Felt normal it was nice
@VandelayIndustriesLLC
@VandelayIndustriesLLC 4 роки тому
I am from Boston area, have lived in or near Boston since 1993 and Burr reminds of myself and others I know. Lot of funny people here. Lot of odd ducks as well. The weather and traffic suck, but I swear this place breeds comedic geniuses.
@dabnietapp8344
@dabnietapp8344 4 роки тому
You had me at 'three solid hours of Golden Girls'
@dannydnyc
@dannydnyc 4 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel..please keep posting. You are seriously one of the very few people who are making these dark days much much lighter. THANK YOU!
@RageRomantic
@RageRomantic 4 роки тому
Quarantined life without Bill Bur would definitely be a nightmare, at least we have Bill & his comedy.
@kyriesanchez4122
@kyriesanchez4122 4 роки тому
Bill burr NEEDS to be a recurring guest through this isolation time. That was hilarious
@x...CrankyOldMan...x
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 роки тому
its called his podcast... Everyone should listen...
@RU-zm7wj
@RU-zm7wj 4 роки тому
Yeah, sorta, in a way, maybe.
@reyd.8439
@reyd.8439 4 роки тому
Funny how everybody gets into his comedy during these hard times. 🤔
@kyriesanchez4122
@kyriesanchez4122 4 роки тому
KinG DaviD I agree. I think it’s bc comedy heals. It’s more necessary atm I guess
@GurlsofThunder
@GurlsofThunder 4 роки тому
“Droplets from his perm” 😂😂😂😂
@josh0156
@josh0156 4 роки тому
Y'know the curbside interview is an interesting strategy here. As long as you don't get too close then it works out surprisingly well.
@Gabrosoft
@Gabrosoft 4 роки тому
Josh 015 as long as they don’t french kiss
@nonyabizness.original
@nonyabizness.original 4 роки тому
the sign language interpreter behind the yelling, cussing italian mayor: priceless.
@JorgesUsername
@JorgesUsername 4 роки тому
Jimmy: "I brought you something actually." Bill: "Im not touching that!!" Classic Bill.
@angelliquec305
@angelliquec305 4 роки тому
He is the absolute best and I'm not surprised that he wouldn't touch the TP
@drcatspaw
@drcatspaw 4 роки тому
He's following the rules like he should be. Good for him
@Fernaleaha
@Fernaleaha 4 роки тому
This was a great segment. Italy's Mayors going off in their announcements to the citizenry to Bill Burr was hilarious.
@barbarameza9151
@barbarameza9151 4 роки тому
Bill's been joking for over a decade about the fact that 50% of people have to go...XD
@skizzlemane1
@skizzlemane1 4 роки тому
Barbara Meza That’s why he’s so happy in this interview hahaha
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx 4 роки тому
85% get your facts straight, leave to a laaaaady to get it wrong, lolz
@WCGreeny
@WCGreeny 4 роки тому
Also that we had to go after cruise ships first.
@yassineanaddam
@yassineanaddam 4 роки тому
We all know Bill Burr loves a pandemic 😂 think about his cruise ship joke 😂
@ElBarbaNegra1
@ElBarbaNegra1 4 роки тому
Eli Moor I kept thinking about him during all the cruise ship quarantines. Just thinking to myself bill burr said they deserve it haha
@siva40
@siva40 4 роки тому
"Hot-tubbing with Tom Hanks. Can't be hanging out with you." That's brutal but that's Bill Burr.
@monicaleyva7359
@monicaleyva7359 4 роки тому
This is going to be his next bit! 😂 Hot-Tubbing with Tom Hanks!
@siva40
@siva40 4 роки тому
@@monicaleyva7359 😂
@mytube0969
@mytube0969 4 роки тому
Pedovores.
@elizabethbennet4791
@elizabethbennet4791 4 роки тому
great way to get corona
@pointpoint10
@pointpoint10 4 роки тому
You correctly identified Bill Burr.
@iMoco13
@iMoco13 4 роки тому
This Bill Burr interview really feels like catching up on your zanny neighbor
@yolovideos8084
@yolovideos8084 4 роки тому
literally the one who takes two xanax a day
@maretijewel1470
@maretijewel1470 4 роки тому
crying, man.. 😂😆😂😁 those italian mayors are hilarious,.. literally crying.!!!...
@docravikumarjha
@docravikumarjha 4 роки тому
"Dude I called it."- Love the hand sanitizer guy.
@ledouxlink7265
@ledouxlink7265 4 роки тому
BB nailed it
@SuperBC1975
@SuperBC1975 4 роки тому
I love the social distancing interview with Bill Burr. It perfectly shows the times we live in.
@cynthiaromero2658
@cynthiaromero2658 4 роки тому
I'm laughing at Jimmy's monologue WITHOUT an audience! Thank you Jimmy!
@marcobertoglio7729
@marcobertoglio7729 4 роки тому
Thank you, you lift my spirit!
@Darwins41
@Darwins41 4 роки тому
Thanks Jimmy for the buzz you put in my wifes head! I'd like you to know that my day was such a hoot! Folks, quarantine and 16 hours of Hallmark channel makes you want to go down town and start shaking strangers hands like a politician!! 🤯🤯
@lapolattuada4412
@lapolattuada4412 4 роки тому
I'm italian and u are fantastic Jimmy the situation here is very heavy but u give me a smile
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 4 роки тому
Stay safe and healthy, my Italian friend. I hope everything improves for your beautiful country very soon.
@tomislavgeorgiev5341
@tomislavgeorgiev5341 4 роки тому
My two favorite people in the hardest time of my life. Earthquake, virus.. We are on the edge with aftershocks and people lost everything but keeping our heads up and stick together. We only have each other. Much love from Zagreb, Croatia.
@IONAPINKMOXIE
@IONAPINKMOXIE 4 роки тому
Hugs!
@babilabub
@babilabub 4 роки тому
Take care Tomislav. Stay safe.
@kathyeubanks5524
@kathyeubanks5524 4 роки тому
Tomislav Georgiev Stay safe, stay healthy. Best wishes to you.
@kylealexander7024
@kylealexander7024 4 роки тому
So sorry. Keep your head up man. It'll get better
@tomislavgeorgiev5341
@tomislavgeorgiev5341 4 роки тому
Thank you all! It means a lot. ♥️🇭🇷
@legendaddy2571
@legendaddy2571 4 роки тому
I see Bill Burr, I click & press like without thinking
@199Echo
@199Echo 4 роки тому
Thank You from London, ON Canada!
@chrispotts3794
@chrispotts3794 4 роки тому
Wife and kids are asleep, and I am here, watching my phone, crying from laughter. Thank you Jimmy, and thank you Bill
@AloisWeimar
@AloisWeimar 4 роки тому
nah sheep get all their info from the same just astroturf UKposts crap, why bother with policy institutes and thinks tanks. Plutocrats just get a few hundred youtube channels a lot less overhead.
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 4 роки тому
I do this all the time... social distancing and staying home alone... I can offer tips!
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 роки тому
I retired early about a year ago. I've had a good head start on Social Distancing.
@larajones1424
@larajones1424 4 роки тому
The rise of the introverts.
@Kaiulani87
@Kaiulani87 4 роки тому
And go! with the tips
@bigkatspoker
@bigkatspoker 4 роки тому
Teresa, you’re doing your part!
@eddiebrock9943
@eddiebrock9943 4 роки тому
So you're daily life is considered quarantine? 😂🤣😂🤣
@BruceSeesall
@BruceSeesall 4 роки тому
THANK YOU TO ALL THE GENEROUS PEOPLE WHO SHARE SOME OF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY WITH THE WORLD IN THIS TIME OF NEED. THANKS JIMMY AND FAMILY.
@deannahayat7707
@deannahayat7707 4 роки тому
Omggg 🙌YESSSSS 👏👏👏Bill Burr is my ultimate FAVORITE!!!
@RobisonRacing68
@RobisonRacing68 4 роки тому
I gotta say, Jimmy is by far the best "at home" late night show host. His virolog is every bit as good as his show is with an audience.
@Jason_Van_Stone
@Jason_Van_Stone 4 роки тому
Not really.
@bugeye8749
@bugeye8749 4 роки тому
Amen. Stephen’s drags on too much sometimes
@fe5018
@fe5018 4 роки тому
The Bill Burr appearance has definitely given Kimmel the lead now. Loved Stephen in the tub though.
@TylerFireeagle
@TylerFireeagle 4 роки тому
Burr: The media is blowing this out of proportion. Burr: I'm not touching that!
@ampmri2434
@ampmri2434 4 роки тому
Lol.
@TopSpinWilly
@TopSpinWilly 4 роки тому
@@ampmri2434 lol 2nded
@db8147
@db8147 4 роки тому
No, they’re scaring people, not just telling people to practice safe distance like they should be doing. This is what Bill Burr specified.
@sharingan515
@sharingan515 4 роки тому
Oh man lmao
@ellllllo77
@ellllllo77 4 роки тому
i could listen to Kimmel and Burr go back and forth all day
@jeremywhistler2850
@jeremywhistler2850 4 роки тому
Apparently in my neighborhood in Illionois we don't have to worry about corona, but today a fireman pulled up to me while I was jogging and asked me if I had seen a mountain lion. So apparently I have that to fear.
@patrickjenkins9167
@patrickjenkins9167 4 роки тому
OMG: The Italian mayors (@ 4:47) giving "tough love" to their citizens, in one of the most EXPRESSIVE languages of all time. I'M so THROUGH❗ 🤣 Fun Fact: This is the same culture that gave us OPERA❗ 🥀
@Daylin821
@Daylin821 4 роки тому
Those Italian mayors...OMG. I’m loving it...they are my spirit animal. I wish to God somebody here would be this bold in government. Hardheaded people I have a distain for.
@MinjiLindsey
@MinjiLindsey 4 роки тому
I love the LOST Dharma reference at the very beginning of the show. He still has a special place in his heart for that mysterious island and so do I.
@Mmxxaamm
@Mmxxaamm 4 роки тому
I love this skits, you can appreciate how funny Jimmy actually is, people sometimes underestimate his skills as a comedian
@devanah927
@devanah927 2 роки тому
There is nothing to underestimate
@LoieLush
@LoieLush 4 роки тому
the song his kid sings makes me genuinely laugh every time i hear it and it's needed
@fe5018
@fe5018 4 роки тому
It's legitimately heartwarming.
@kuzzbillington6392
@kuzzbillington6392 4 роки тому
Burr: "I do all the little things to make up for the big thing that is me" Trump should start taking notes and get busy with the little things.
@Smullie
@Smullie 4 роки тому
Anders Larsson You mean his hands?
@PortableXombie
@PortableXombie 4 роки тому
Trump did get busy with little things. Turns out getting busy with little things cost about 150,000 Everytime.
@PortableXombie
@PortableXombie 4 роки тому
@@maxington26 ...ummm....maybe that one was too fast for me and went over my head. My reflexes are not what they used to be.
@illusiverl7902
@illusiverl7902 4 роки тому
Orange man bad. Don't worry boot licker, Q Anon will get your beloved celebrities and politicians.
@danie5837
@danie5837 4 роки тому
I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!
@the-trustees
@the-trustees 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is as funny and prescient as always. Good stuff.
@darrellpowell6042
@darrellpowell6042 4 роки тому
Best quote ever.. " You with all your celebrity friends, I know you go hot-tubbing it with Tom Hanks, I can't be hangin out wiv ya!" Bill Burr.
@quinndirector
@quinndirector 4 роки тому
Bill Burr slowing getting closer to the car lol. Every time he gets excited about a bit he gets closer and closer. Be safe Jimmy.
@sherazahmad5232
@sherazahmad5232 4 роки тому
Bill "You couldn't live with your own thoughts Jimmy" Burr.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 4 роки тому
I think Trump should have put Melania in charge - she has been "social distancing" from him for a LONG time - experience counts.
@sanjamax
@sanjamax 4 роки тому
😂
@jacksonj69
@jacksonj69 4 роки тому
Pat Doyle haha wow is that true?
@Kaddywompous
@Kaddywompous 4 роки тому
Zing!
@trackman411
@trackman411 4 роки тому
@@jacksonj69 yes
@Gabrosoft
@Gabrosoft 4 роки тому
😂
@Grace8381
@Grace8381 4 роки тому
I was getting anxious watching Bill Burr gradually moving closer toward Jimmy during their conversation. Anyone else?
@monicaleyva7359
@monicaleyva7359 4 роки тому
I don't think I noticed till I saw this comment 😂
@kronostime8146
@kronostime8146 4 роки тому
Bill Burr nearly killed me. OMG he had me rolling on the floor
@lightonstillwaters6789
@lightonstillwaters6789 4 роки тому
I laughed so loud I woke my neighbor
@brahminangirasgotraraniselvisu
@brahminangirasgotraraniselvisu 4 роки тому
I liked about Italian Mayors hilarious reactions! It is very serious but at the same it is funny to see the hilarious reactions of Italian Mayors!
@streyon
@streyon 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is the absolute best!
@DragonfliesAntiques
@DragonfliesAntiques 4 роки тому
The guy with the sanitizer got caught for price gouging and ended up having to donate all of the products.
@xofalenstarxo
@xofalenstarxo 4 роки тому
Catherine S. Dragonfly, the DA confiscated 1/3 and he “donated” 2/3 of it...probably to avoid legal repercussions.
@sarahwaters8262
@sarahwaters8262 4 роки тому
@@xofalenstarxo Why did the DA confiscate some?
@x...CrankyOldMan...x
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 роки тому
he should have kept his mouth shout and sold it over time... classic mistake..
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 4 роки тому
Making the sanitizer affordable or free is in the public interest, and the DA acts on behalf of the public.
@hr2883
@hr2883 4 роки тому
People dont understand how supply and demand works dk why they expect prices to stay the same when the price for supplies go up.
@NolaChick82
@NolaChick82 4 роки тому
I died when Bill perfectly kicked the TP with his arms folded. 😂😂😂
@HistorydnClarity
@HistorydnClarity 4 роки тому
😁😄
@edwinreyes8106
@edwinreyes8106 4 роки тому
Me 2!
@flala2261
@flala2261 4 роки тому
That was a brilliant reflex 😆
@goodasgoing
@goodasgoing 4 роки тому
Wow, omg, this ws so hilarious. I almost died laughing when Jimmy tried to give Bill the toilet paper😂😂😂
@christopherli5024
@christopherli5024 4 роки тому
Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, you are the only one makes us read news positively and happily❤️
@TWBrit65
@TWBrit65 4 роки тому
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, simply interviewing people from your car... You could interview just about anyone, find out about them, their work, life and so on, in between spotting celebs to talk to. This is TV genius!!!
@caseytinsley
@caseytinsley 4 роки тому
Simon Wilshire I second this!
@mwheeler22
@mwheeler22 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is a wicked Awesome really funny guy!
@walterchaffee9094
@walterchaffee9094 4 роки тому
I love the mayor segment!
@freeindeed1000
@freeindeed1000 4 роки тому
I love you Jimmy. It’s not hard for this senior to stay at home. I have plenty to keep me busy. I love being at home.
@mikeyp1230
@mikeyp1230 4 роки тому
The Italian mayors. I've never been prouder to be Italian.
@Hoodrichthe301
@Hoodrichthe301 4 роки тому
love that you got Bill!
@zachbackar5389
@zachbackar5389 4 роки тому
Classic Jimmy. Thank God for Kimmel.
@youtuberuk9695
@youtuberuk9695 4 роки тому
Bill Burr is getting closer and closer..... Was expecting to see him sitting next to jimmy at the end...
@ginamace8339
@ginamace8339 4 роки тому
Is this a coronavirus edition of Lie Witness News?
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 4 роки тому
Carona and coffee contagious conspiracies.
@jgbgw591
@jgbgw591 4 роки тому
Yet he's afraid of Jimmy's toilet paper. These are interesting times. I guarantee he disinfected himself inside. Maybe not so zen about this as he claims 😂
@nishafelicegriffith1
@nishafelicegriffith1 4 роки тому
I swear the intro to this is the absolute best
@krystlemurphy8514
@krystlemurphy8514 4 роки тому
Tinnitia Griffith soooo adorable! What does she say when she’s laughing?
@MsBhappy
@MsBhappy 4 роки тому
@@krystlemurphy8514 I think she's saying "this is ridiculous" but has trouble pronouncing ridiculous. - used to work with toddlers & as a transcriptionist
@krystlemurphy8514
@krystlemurphy8514 4 роки тому
OldSoulMillennial you’re right! I hear it clearly now 😊
@TheTuubster
@TheTuubster 4 роки тому
One name: Bill Burr. BOOOM!!! YOU HAVE A SHOW!
@mgodlevski
@mgodlevski 4 роки тому
Thanks Jimmy. I look forward to these every day!
@tonyptcoach5292
@tonyptcoach5292 4 роки тому
I'm from Sicily and just yesterday night our Major in Messina went to the harbor personally to stop everyone coming from the north with cars. Such a strong and badass move because there's a new government's decree that says to Northern people do not come here unless specific reasons and certification but there was a big flow reaching our land anyway. Crazy times indeed.
@kelseyking1710
@kelseyking1710 4 роки тому
We need more politicians like in Italy. Us Canadians are too nice and taking up way too much time warning people.
@datznunayabeeznus8865
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 роки тому
Just imagine how many time italy has faced a pandemic though!?
@massimobernardo-
@massimobernardo- 4 роки тому
so it also delayed food and medicine trucks. Staying indoors is fine, but we can't even starve.
@tonyptcoach5292
@tonyptcoach5292 4 роки тому
Kelsey King it’s not always like this with our politicians.. but still.. is a strong action indeed
@tonyptcoach5292
@tonyptcoach5292 4 роки тому
Massimo Bernardo don’t worry, we can manage for a little bit... besides, don’t forget that Sicily is a “autonomous statute” region, which btw means we can definitely use our resources
@oldmanjack8326
@oldmanjack8326 4 роки тому
Stay safe Jimmy !!! You always keep us smiling and laughing through the hardest time, a real International Treasures.
@aboutanything8186
@aboutanything8186 4 роки тому
I enjoyed the conversation with bill burr more than 1000 shows of jimmy kimmel
@pedro5k2
@pedro5k2 4 роки тому
Bill Burr's the funniest comedian right now, hes like your fun friend ranting with zero information
@southend26
@southend26 4 роки тому
Exactly, except Bill's right about a lot too. My friends are just idiots.
@L0V3RB0Y21
@L0V3RB0Y21 4 роки тому
Out of all the late night people doing shows without an audience I'm only literally laughing out loud at Jimmy Kimmel.
@datznunayabeeznus8865
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 роки тому
"They are us!" Thank you Jimmy Kimmel
@ginamace8339
@ginamace8339 4 роки тому
When you play Candy Land with your kids, do you ever cheat to end the game quicker? Asking for a friend.
@darrenintulsa8016
@darrenintulsa8016 4 роки тому
I've learned to cheat to avoid winning...better off!
@vulturevic6915
@vulturevic6915 4 роки тому
I made sure to never win. Stack the deck.
@aaronburratwood.6957
@aaronburratwood.6957 4 роки тому
gina mace Hell No! Show no mercy. That’s how I raised my daughter and now she kicks everyones butt in any Mortal Kombat, because she went years through countless editions and thousands of rounds without winning. Now she pulls out crazy combos and fatalities, I barley ever win now and I’m proud. No second place trophies here!
@MiniNinja258
@MiniNinja258 4 роки тому
Aaron Burr Atwood. NOICE!!
@MiniNinja258
@MiniNinja258 4 роки тому
Aaron Burr Atwood. A little stricter and she’ll become a little angel assassin.
@Jonse70
@Jonse70 4 роки тому
Your best show yet. Bill Burr is awesome.
@B3ird
@B3ird 4 роки тому
Everytime I hear his daughter saying the intro.. Thank you~
@justjoe915
@justjoe915 4 роки тому
I'm laughing so hard how bill is trying censoring himself
@yolovideos8084
@yolovideos8084 4 роки тому
yeah lol
@mckenna2215
@mckenna2215 4 роки тому
I had no idea what Jimmy and Bill were talking about half the time but it was still so entertaining.
@luguy8347
@luguy8347 4 роки тому
Italians are passionate ppl, they express everything vividly. Bill gets closer and closer to the car. Bill is funny.
@davidwilson8322
@davidwilson8322 4 роки тому
Drive by interview the best thing since drive thru fast food
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