Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Medical Students, The Little Mermaid

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Lord of the Rings fans being angry because the new spinoff features Black hobbits.
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@theolddoctor4492 Рік тому

“ stop acting like you didn’t write that “ actually was one of the funniest lines in the whole bit.

@williamkittler Рік тому

Completely agree. I was laughing so hard I nearly missed the stabbing!

@HyperactiveNeuron Рік тому

Couldn't agree more lol! Especially with Amber actively trying to distract from Seth saying that

@Alex1jag Рік тому

That killed me, and apparently Amber as well.

@KreativeKerri Рік тому

YES! Totally

@sicktodeath0_0 Рік тому

😄😄😄😂😂😂😂

@MS-ss1dv Рік тому

The feeling that the three of you are having so much fun during this bit (particularly this one) burns through the screen and it’s impossible not to get swept up in it with you. Absolutely hilarious! 🤣

@definitelynotskynet Рік тому

For real. I’m an introvert, my favorite thing to do at parties is hide in the corner and people watch, and I would love to go to a party and watch these folks.

@notanavrageloser Рік тому

“STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN’T WRITE THIS!” 😂 I love this segment

@oregonsnob31 Рік тому

That Uncle Thompson joke was better than the audience’s reaction ! This was great- bring these ladies back!

@infidelheretic923 Рік тому

I’ve said that before too.

@globalwarmhugs7741 Рік тому

And I reacted the same way everyone does when someone spoils the joke. Thanks for that.

@IFStravinsky Рік тому

@@globalwarmhugs7741 I was wondering why Seth stepped on the line.

@chrisharris1521 Рік тому

That was fantastic joke and very apt. Thompson is like Samuel L Jacksons character in Django Unchained

@notanavrageloser Рік тому

I was absolutely cackling

@jiggermole Рік тому

Amber's "Not a god damned thing" is a thing of beauty. Perfectly delivered. Sent shivers up my spine. Thank you!

@rev.rachel Рік тому

+++

@sasan95 Рік тому

That was good "stop acting like you didn't write it" lol

@jquest99 Рік тому

She wrote those? She completely set him up!

@asherujudo7383 Рік тому

If it was Michael Che it would have been worse

@HoneyBadger80886 Рік тому

LmAo 🤣

@AngelaKSellsHomes Рік тому

I loved that part 😆

@LE-te9vx Рік тому

I’m glad you commented about that, I almost didn’t watch until the end of the video because I heard the closing music and hit pause!

@wendysnelgrove5870 Рік тому

Oh no my ex is here, said all of them. I immediately laughed out loud. The audience, not so much. I guess you have to be one of us to know how 100% accurate that joke is.

@ericminch Рік тому

I've thought the same of many straight white guy jokes, but they're bad of course.

@JustElia420 Рік тому

Well I thought it was funny. Jokes don't have reproductive body parts, or gender, they just funny.

@ireallyreallyhategoogle Рік тому

Or follow a couple of Lesbian UKpostsrs.

@bonuslesbian Рік тому

that one was for us lesbians i feel like we know exactly what that's like.

@tomatopie34 Рік тому

Not one of you, but my wife’s best friend is. She’s had so many breakups I don’t even bother to learn their names anymore because I know I’ll never see them again.

@ardendolas Рік тому

This segment is ALWAYS a highlight! Amber's deadpan is almost as hilarious as when she breaks. Keep em coming!

@jamesfillmore921 Рік тому

She kills the deadpan face so hard, it's brilliant

@scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому

Ish, Ruffin couldn't make me laugh with a gun to her head. That woman does NOT know humor!

@badmoonpierising Рік тому

When she delivers an uncomfortable punchline, she just savors the gasps and “ooooooh”s from the audience. It’s brutal. She also has an adorable laugh that always gives me a chuckle, too. And she’s a great writer. I love the whole segment, but my favorite moments always come from her!

@noblesseoblige319 Рік тому

There's more of this segment???

@annaw252 Рік тому

As a lesbian with a fifteen year old poodle, that relationships that last 15 to 17 years joke broke my heart a little. 😪 Live long, little poodle.

@ThomasNimmesgern Рік тому

Live long, little poodle! 🐩🐶

@stevejordan7275 Рік тому

As I write (sic) this, the oldest dog in the world is 30. An Aussie ranch dog, I believe. Live, lil' poodle, *live*! I've lost a hamster, a 22-year old cat, and assorted plants (which all had names.) It breaks my heart to lose them, so I stopped getting them. Well...the plants not so much, as long as they're all Boston ferns. Um...if you've got the shekels for it, "RePet" from the movie The Sixth Day is a real thing now. But I don't have the heart to lose Rocky twice.

@grizzlynad Рік тому

"Stop acting like you didn't write it"! perfect ending 🤣 Edit: written before I saw the murder victim! damn it, I should've expected that! 🤪

@ruthbennett7563 Рік тому

Perhaps a different method of tragic death at the end of this segment will become a running gag?

@driz4778 Рік тому

Too quick on the little jackal paws??? 😝

@thefaboo Рік тому

Coming to you from @3:58 um, the, the *what*?

@grizzlynad Рік тому

@@driz4778 I'm not worthy of being a Jackal 😅

@IanFay Рік тому

I will never, ever, tire of this sketch. It's just the best.

@michellefu4002 Рік тому

I hit the Like button before I even watch the segment!

@AthenaGoddess Рік тому

This segment never gets old. They all have such fantastic chemistry.

@ericklaus3972 Рік тому

Yha it gets old when this pin head creates .003 %: of stupidity

@anewberr Рік тому

This is easily my favorite segment from any comedy show in my 39 years of life. Love it guys!

@andyhannon255 Рік тому

I prefer Amber says what? But this also always brings a smile to my face

@jswaby Рік тому

Amber KILLED THIS! 😂😂😂 “uncle Thompson”, “6’2””, “not a goddamn thing”. Gold!

@Liv.Pearsall Рік тому

I love how much fun they’re clearly having 😂😂 how do I become a writer on this show

@Theomite 5 місяців тому

First, you must be Awesome. Not awesome...but Awesome. Capital A.

@kayapapaya Рік тому

Jenny cracked me up right off the top, and then it just kept being hilarious, I had to keep pausing the video because I wasn’t ready to stop laughing. I was in a sour mood, and you pulled the chuckle out of my belly like a rabbit out of a hat, so thank you Jenny, Seth, and Lawrence. I mean, Amber, if that’s really you.

@stuntman221 Рік тому

“Stop acting like you didn’t write it” 😂😂😂

@amberbanuelos7053 Рік тому

Such an underrated segment, I always love these! “No man can find Beantown!” You’re brilliant, Jenny!

@MorgenPeschke Рік тому

Have you ever had trouble laughing, because you were already laughing and your brain couldn't figure out if it should interrupt the laugh in progress or just tack it on at the end? That was me, multiple times, during Bean Town 🤣

@rabbit251 Рік тому

Actually, as a 60 y.o. white male living overseas for over 2 decades, I didn't get it.😐 The rest of the jokes were hilarious!!!! Love Seth and writers!

@deadfr0g Рік тому

@@rabbit251 Hmm! Maybe there aren’t any beans overseas? I’m not sure about this; I’d have to ask a beankeeper.

@McD5791 Рік тому

I didn't get the joke until Jenny said that...

@seansmith3058 Рік тому

@@rabbit251 In other words you can't quite put your finger on it?

@Cobralalalala Рік тому

Laurence Fishburne was on fire tonight! 😂😂😂

@RamblinRick_ Рік тому

"Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is my favorite segment of ALL late night shows. Jenny's and Amber's reactions after each punchline are just wonderful. You can't help but smile and laugh.

@geekdivaherself Рік тому

I was going to say the same thing, but like, 10 other people already had!

@dietotaku Рік тому

man, this might be one of the best JSCT ever! every single joke hit, the beantown bit was GOLD and "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN'T WRITE THIS" is untoppable. 😙👌

@peterg5383 Рік тому

it is impossible to overstate how much i love jenny, amber, and this segment.

@scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому

Ish, Ruffin couldn't make me laugh with a gun to her head. That woman does NOT know humor!

@lancefromohio Рік тому

Seth: "...ok? ouch."

@B__C__ Рік тому

What about Lawrence? I thought he was great this time out. Almost as good as Amber.

@user-yy2bq5el4s Рік тому

Straight up choked on a chip at that lesbian outfit pic 😆

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Рік тому

once i walked into a sobea bar: all the girls were beautiful and dressed like me ... then i noticed no guys .

@backelie Рік тому

Seth could have told that one 🙂

@laurenredding1419 Рік тому

i also had a near-death drinking-water experience! when will i learn!

@mysam4504 Рік тому

Glad you survived.

@mjefferson3223 Рік тому

Correction: the thumbnail has the tonight show with jimmy Fallon logo instead of late night

@sammyfamily2020 Рік тому

🤣🤣

@modkhi Рік тому

omg who did that 🤣🤣

@beccafeeney7688 Рік тому

Good catch!!

@jb888888888 Рік тому

Graphics got Seth again!

@js2010ish Рік тому

!!! Graphicssssss!!! *shakes fist in air*

@ronnyshama Рік тому

That little mirmaid joke was top notch lmfaoooooooo😹😹😹😹

@lightningwingdragon973 Рік тому

Always a blast when those two show up.

@TheChupacabra Рік тому

You’re telling me Seth isn’t a middle aged lesbian. Somebody better tell his hair cut

@rishabhpb Рік тому

they've definitely already done that joke in this segment before

@tyrant-den884 Рік тому

And quite frankly: his wardrobe.

@tylerkochman1007 Рік тому

@@rishabhpb Jenny has told him that before. Yes.

@StephanieAly Рік тому

@@rishabhpb it's a running bit - they've referenced it in non-JSCT segments too

@allisonavery7273 Рік тому

It’s too perfect

@madonnadersch3462 Рік тому

The best part about this segment was the announcement of the new season of the Amber Ruffin Show. My ten year-old and I have been anxiously awaiting its return!

@pambronson4467 Рік тому

Bad news is there are only going to be five episodes. 😕

@evingmadeez5008 Рік тому

"NOT A GOD DAMN THING !" ... Hahaha🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

@melodygn Рік тому

This is by FAR the best skit of this segment

@thebatmanwholaughs-66 Рік тому

I like during the "Bean Town" joke, Amber break immediately, while Jenny tries to keep it together, but ultimately fails🤣🤣🤣

@jenniferbates2811 Рік тому

Wicked funny!!!🤣🤣👏🏼. Amber's book she wrote with her sister is friggin incredible!!

@lordoffortuneladies2755 Рік тому

The chemistry in these segments is always such a wonderful treat :) the jokes were good but the stop acting "stop acting like you didn’t write that" was the icing on the cake of many many cherries on top

@katherinemclean1448 Рік тому

This segment is always a lot of fun anyway, but this one is especially great. Had me cracking up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StephanieAly Рік тому

This is always a great segment but this one was 🤌🏼 top to bottom! And Seth pausing after yelling Autostraddle killed me idk lol

@8088I Рік тому

Love how they get Seth at the end everytime - like Lucy holding the football. :-))

@thesimulation9651 Рік тому

Jenny's hair looks so good! I wonder what kind of product she uses

@LindaC616 Рік тому

I've wondered too

@Styphon Рік тому

Not the stuff from "There's Something About Mary"

@peterg5383 Рік тому

i swear she gets younger all the time

@LindaC616 Рік тому

@@Styphon 🤣🤣 definitely not! 🤣🤣

@GB-TX Рік тому

Okay, I've watched every single one of these and the "Beantown" joke for Seth gets the first place trophy.

@Tallness1000 Рік тому

“My friend! My gay gay friend!” 😂hahahahahaha

@maryroberts589 Рік тому

I love Amber so much! Her attitude & facial expressions are superb!!

@JigInsane Рік тому

correction, you mean Laurence Fishburne. you're welcome and I agree!!!! lol

@scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому

Ish, Ruffin couldn't make me laugh with a gun to her head. That woman does NOT know humor!

@gmwillow Рік тому

I, for one, can't wait for Amber's show to come back! She's such a delight. :)

@DANNYonPC Рік тому

My favorite segment Can't believe seth keeeeps falling for it

@christopherweise438 Рік тому

It seems like it's been forever since we've seen Jenny and Amber.

@michaelyaziji Рік тому

I know, right?! Sheesh. I keep yelling at the TV, “Don’t do it Seth! It’s a trick!”

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

"I might not live to the end of this segment" was already pretty funny, but Seth's bad mocked surprise face really sells it.

@Omni0404 Рік тому

2:31 I need more Amber trying not to laugh

@RyanJohnson-tk7hy Рік тому

We need more Amber OFF tv. She's not funny and she's annoying.

@anthonyesweeney Рік тому

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. My eyes are still watering from crying with laughter. Props to all three of you.

@lizberry010 Рік тому

Jackals are gonna eat Seth alive for pronouncing Ariel wrong 😂

@AS-zc8mr Рік тому

"laurence fishburne" ROTFLOL

@elizabethlarson9655 Рік тому

Jenny face down with a knife in her back. Seth, hugging Amber: "It's for the best."

@evenflowsteven Рік тому

1:46. The look! 😂

@dlynk5515 Рік тому

Amber and Jenny laughing at each others jokes makes me so happy!

@LambieSamba Рік тому

One of the best Jokes sessions ever, LMFAO!

@josephcorridon9314 Рік тому

SO many great moments in this one. Seth immediately moving on from Amber's Uncle Thompson Joke, "I BARELY get it!", "Stop ACTING like YOU DIDN'T WRITE IT!!"

@jessecarliner7733 Рік тому

Both Amber and Jenny had a tough time holding it in as Seth was setting up how to dress like the main character in a lesbian rom-com.

@syedhassanjawaid5796 Рік тому

This is and will always be my favorite segment lmao these two are the best!

@BWCBoston Рік тому

Always a great segment, but this one’s an all-timer.

@marisakay_wlr Рік тому

Their horrified looks after the beantown joke are more realistic than usual. 😂

@snazzypazzy Рік тому

Any chance you want to explain it for the non Americans here?

@AdrianColley Рік тому

I lost it at "we're *at work* !"

@geekdivaherself Рік тому

@@snazzypazzy _Bean_ is sometimes a euphemism for _clitoris._ That's why Seth couldn't find it!

@ecchidragon8038 Рік тому

@@snazzypazzy It's a bit raunchy.... *edit:* No. Scratch that - It's _really_ raunchy 😛

@snazzypazzy Рік тому

@@ecchidragon8038 I'm an adult and I consent to raunchy explanations ,😁

@chrisjones5949 Рік тому

"Not a god damned thing" and "Uncle Thompson" are probably two of the best jokes I've ever seen on this segment. Much respect to Laurence Fishburne.

@cwsohio Рік тому

Don't fall for it Seth...DON'T...Don awwwwww He fell for it

@bartholomewcubbins9723 Рік тому

Will he ever learn??

@christianschoff2490 Рік тому

THIS is why Seth is my number one favorite host.

@EthanKristopherHartley Рік тому

Ah, the "Bury Your Gays" trope, because we can't have them being *too* gay (as in happy), people might start trying it out! 😁 And it's as reliable as the "Black Dude/Vasquez Dies First tropes. But if Anyone's looking for a truly heartwarming and wholesome gay love story then I absolutely recommend Heartstopper from Netflix. I'm not sure what the availability is outside the UK, but I guarantee it's worth it if you figure out how to get hold of it. ❤️💕🏳️‍🌈

@rafdcs Рік тому

Lost and Delirious scared me for life...

@antoniaweber8074 Рік тому

I don't watch much western tv but i watch a lot of asian drama and BL has realy changed over the last years more realistic and hartwarming mainstream shows.

@EthanKristopherHartley Рік тому

@@rafdcs I've not seen it. But I'm a big girl's blouse. Is it safe to watch behind a cushion? 😜

@rafdcs Рік тому

@@EthanKristopherHartley I watched it as a teen, probably one of the first lesbian movies I've seen and it was a good watch, until the end, where I was left a sobbing mess.

@rafdcs Рік тому

@@antoniaweber8074 Really?! What do you recommend?

@MB5rider81 Рік тому

"Uncle Thomson " I died 😆

@tymd130 Рік тому

this might have been their best one so far wow

@blackbird5634 Рік тому

''operating a forklift.'' -Love it!!🤣

@leahmcpherson7560 Рік тому

This has always been one of my favorite segments! Every joke landed. Great job!

@acbenepe Рік тому

perfect timing by three master comedians . loved the double fail.

@granitegrizz Рік тому

2:58 - Seth's cadence and tone made it seem that he was uncomfortable with that one... or someone goosed him.

@StephanieAly Рік тому

I think it was just one of those jokes where he warns Amber that it's not gonna go super well, she does it anyway (yay!) and he steamrollers over the audience's reaction while she charms her way through it lol

@TwoMarshmallows1 Рік тому

These three are just too adorable together! Loved every joke and very glad Jenny survived!

@redjules1215 Рік тому

Hilarious as always. The chemistry is so good. It's feels like three friends having a good time and making fun of each other/themselves.

@oyvey764 Рік тому

went to a taping AUG 3RD LOVE SETH but, not going to lie, I was hoping for a Jokes Seth can't tell segment .... you guys are so good!

@Jessica_25 Рік тому

Correction: Seth, you’re pronouncing Ariel wrong. You said it like Arielle, which is not her name. It’s Ariel, with a hard A.

@LindaC616 Рік тому

Lol,.no such thing as a hard A 😅

@globalwarmhugs7741 Рік тому

Hooray for this segment!! Gold, every time. Thanks team!

@nathanjack86 Рік тому

This is my favorite bit. Thanks Amber and Jenny.

@nathanjack86 Рік тому

And Seth.

@nicklindberg90 Рік тому

@@nathanjack86 I saw your name and got incredibly confused for about 4 seconds

@kevinbwillson4161 Рік тому

One of my favorite segments thank you’s all

@rvaldrich Рік тому

I love this segment so much. Easily a highlight of my weekday mornings. ...I am also embarrassed and ashamed how much I snickered at that last joke...

@ericlipton7640 Рік тому

People are going to drag you for your Ariel pronunciation. Don’t let them! That’s how Sebastian says it so it’s kosher! (Unlike Sebastian)

@LindaC616 Рік тому

🤣🤣

@js2010ish Рік тому

Lmao! Love them. Wish these three lived with me so I could see this all the time. Jenny seems genuinely happy here!

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 4 місяці тому

Each joke is so good and so well delivered that I have to pause after each one because I'm laughing so hard that I'll miss hearing the next one.

@theadventuresofhuckletaryfin 6 місяців тому

"Except it has a climax" had me laughing so hard I missed the next two jokes and had to rewind

@DLTA5 Рік тому

Thank you, I really needed this today!

@anniejankovic8056 Рік тому

This was one of the funniest segments from TV I've seen in a while 😂😂😂 thank you so much for this!! So many gems!!

@nieawiggins512 Рік тому

Jokes Seth Can't Tell is one of my absolute favorite things on this show. I love hearing from both of these ladies and we do deserve these jokes!! Please send more.

@theGhoulman Рік тому

Always a smart, funny, and charming bit. :)

@WooMaster777 Рік тому

I can't watch these segments at night. I swear I wake up the whole house with my laughter. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@jsb331 Рік тому

I'm so excited for Amber's *third* season!!!!!

@debrahelmlinger6256 Рік тому

Season 3

@jsb331 Рік тому

@@debrahelmlinger6256 Wooooop. Thought the first two were one big one, lol.

@bobbiemanning2181 Рік тому

One of the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"!!! I absolutely loved the interaction among the three comedians and all the great jokes. They look like they are having so much fun! ❤😆

@kazza6078 Рік тому

I already liked the other comment but I want to add to the voices who are saying the best part about this segment is how much fun you all obviously have doing it 🥰 It is infectious and I love it so much. Like watching a workplace sitcom happen in real life 💕

@annabunovsky5628 Рік тому

The chemistry these three have is unreal!!

@ErieRosewood Рік тому

my cousin works for him, so I decided to check him out. I can see why she loves working for Seth so much now. every family dinner we ask her how her job is and everytime we hear. "I love it, Seth's just great, etc" he lowkey reminds me of my english teacher

@shifat-day4251 Рік тому

the forklift line is just too accurate😂

@karynelizabeth6065 Рік тому

This has to be my favorite segment so far.

@fwfulton Рік тому

I absolutely Love these two Women!

@roomiller Рік тому

No notes. That was incredible. *chef's kiss*

@bea4156 Рік тому

Jenny noooooo!!! …oh thank goodness she’s ok 😂😂😂

@gerjanm7648 Рік тому

This bit is always so wholesome

@altzana396 Рік тому

Absolutely my favorite segment!!

@danielbogin4232 Рік тому

Excellent example of that segment. Holy cow that Uncle Thompson joke was KILLER. Hey LNwSM people, you know what skit I absolutely LOVED but you haven't done since the pandemic? DIORAMA! You guys should totally bring back the diorama sketch, they were SO FUN!