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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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@leahrafailova5971
@leahrafailova5971 9 днів тому
Edgar the bunny rabbit is such a distinguished gentleman
@universaltoons
@universaltoons 9 днів тому
My parents said if I reach 45k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys I'm literally begging you!
@gillianirvine1385
@gillianirvine1385 9 днів тому
Fr 😂
@_NoahTheKid_
@_NoahTheKid_ 9 днів тому
Indeed
@thahomiegonzo4021
@thahomiegonzo4021 9 днів тому
Like a Golden Mr. Harriman
@DidIhearOil1
@DidIhearOil1 9 днів тому
Yes... ☕️🧐
@ICraig104
@ICraig104 9 днів тому
edgar is my new celebrity crush. his moustache is ✨slaying✨
@Mollie103
@Mollie103 9 днів тому
Same
@solene2014
@solene2014 9 днів тому
Tatie kris je t'aimes très fort ❤😊
@Evie25262
@Evie25262 9 днів тому
lol
@faithcyprien3507
@faithcyprien3507 9 днів тому
Pouh la meuf c'est pas ta tatie man suceur😑🤦
@-belue-6697
@-belue-6697 9 днів тому
Gurl! 🥴 I read that as "MOUSE-STACHE"... And for a second I thought that was clever and forgot Edgar was a bunny and not a mouse. 😂😂😂
@eowerjeower1579
@eowerjeower1579 4 дні тому
“You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you” “Disney did something good” NOOO DISNEY DIDN’T MAKE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, DREAMWORKS DID👺👺
@oafoo2720
@oafoo2720 День тому
RAN TO SAY THIS
@alexkunce2002
@alexkunce2002 День тому
AS DID I DREAMWORKS IS SUPERIOR AND HTTYD IS THE GREATEST ANIMATED FILM SERIES OF ALL TIME.
@caidalee1994
@caidalee1994 7 днів тому
While your red hair is super pretty and matches really well, I will say that I always admired your blonde hair. Before I learned the username, you were always “the funny girl with the perfect hair” lol. Never thought it washed you out (just made you a winter), but I’m glad that you’re happy with the orange! It’s also very pretty, apparently you can rock several colors!
@HowdyGaudy
@HowdyGaudy 9 днів тому
Not Kris saying “Disney did something good” and it was DreamWorks 😭😭😭😭 I love you Kris, it’s actually not that big of a deal jaja love you!
@bumblebee420-wk4hq
@bumblebee420-wk4hq 9 днів тому
i just screamed "it wasn't Disney!!!" T.T
@TwilightloverEC13
@TwilightloverEC13 9 днів тому
How To Train Your Dragon 2 was the movie and it's DreamWorks
@Crazy_Beep
@Crazy_Beep 9 днів тому
I WAS GENUINELY TWEAKING CUS IM A HUGE HTTYD FANATIC 😭🙏
@bumblebee420-wk4hq
@bumblebee420-wk4hq 9 днів тому
@@Crazy_Beep bro same!
@icarusbinns3156
@icarusbinns3156 9 днів тому
Not sure what Disappointed Sound came out of me. HTTYD was too good to be Disney!
@HereToComment
@HereToComment 9 днів тому
5:20 The reason running (and punching) are so weird in dreams is because your body isn't getting a physical response. You don't feel your feet hitting the ground or your knee fully extending, so your brain keeps sending the "extend knee" signal while your body keeps doing nothing. You feel like you're sinking into the ground because your body doesn't actually feel the ground under your feet.
@brittanyramnarine9457
@brittanyramnarine9457 9 днів тому
Thank you! Literally came to the comments just to see if anyone answered lol
@rachaelgibson2330
@rachaelgibson2330 9 днів тому
🤯 I always wondered why my punches were so weak in my dreams!!! Your comment EXPLAINS that now. Thank you darlin! 🫶🏻
@JordanGood-xh2ii
@JordanGood-xh2ii 9 днів тому
Oh wow! This is so interesting I always wondered why in fights my punch never follows through
@effmltalks
@effmltalks 9 днів тому
Yet flying is effortless or also a mixture of being able to do it but also feel like you're losing momentum 😅
@beckymeeks3768
@beckymeeks3768 9 днів тому
same lol@@brittanyramnarine9457
@jodyknight
@jodyknight 8 днів тому
Charlotte said in a video the other day that "comparison is the thief of joy". And she is very right. Stop comparing yourself to other people is the best advise ever!!!
@ValerieONeal-lw9ee
@ValerieONeal-lw9ee 7 днів тому
I LOVE how every UKpostsr has a normal intro While KALLME KRIS WENT FROM A BUNNY WITH BEAUTIFUL MUSTACHE,TO HELLO EV- wait what's my f***ing intro, TO lets watch Interesting videos, my absolute queen😂
@SarahJNelson-ej7it
@SarahJNelson-ej7it 8 днів тому
The fact that half of these tiktoks have shown up on my FYP before even watching this video should speak volumes to my personality
@Eliy.Viperou22211
@Eliy.Viperou22211 6 днів тому
WHAT IS UR PFP?????
@g3tors
@g3tors 9 днів тому
TikTok is rotting my brain,but it also distracts me from my depression so it’s ok
@eurovisionnerd6248
@eurovisionnerd6248 9 днів тому
Same😅
@yukii8564
@yukii8564 9 днів тому
It's also a reason of depression so
@g3tors
@g3tors 9 днів тому
@@yukii8564 well not for me
@solene2014
@solene2014 9 днів тому
Tatie kris tu as combien d'enfants 😊😊
@doodle_lover
@doodle_lover 9 днів тому
Real
@2maniac1
@2maniac1 7 днів тому
Not Kris saying she has terrifically broad shoulders when she's got quite literally the most petite build, shoulders included. 😂🤦🏻‍♀
@nickdetsch3416
@nickdetsch3416 8 днів тому
I actually learned this myself because I move in my sleep (i.e. punch, kick, try to run while laying down, etc... yes I know... poor girlfriend x.x). basically the reason you feel like you're running in slow motion is because your body is trying to fire off the muscles to perform the action your brain is telling it to do but your body is in a shutdown mode while your sleep and sometimes tangled up in blankets etc. so the result is your brain (in your dreams) finding it more difficult to perform those actions and relaying that in your dreams
@SelenaTrujilloLostLikeWaldo
@SelenaTrujilloLostLikeWaldo 8 днів тому
My 7th/8th grade teacher actually talked about when people say “like” a lot! She called them “buffering words” because you say them when you’re talking faster than your brain is processing what you want to say. But you don’t want to stop talking because you want to let them know that you have more to say.
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 7 днів тому
Exactly what it is!
@sarahbrehaut6354
@sarahbrehaut6354 7 днів тому
Yh lol😂
@goldenlynx2756
@goldenlynx2756 5 днів тому
I am the opposite... I lose track of what I try to say, so there's a moment of silence until it comes back to what I was getting at.
@Kshthymyla
@Kshthymyla 5 днів тому
Pretty much, yeah!
@Kshthymyla
@Kshthymyla 5 днів тому
What if we started actually saying “buffering”
@SarahJNelson-ej7it
@SarahJNelson-ej7it 9 днів тому
I would do weird stuff to my stuffed animals and action figures as a kid too, like setting them on fire. My parents were more concerned that I would burn the house down then the potential problematic actions of mutilating my toys.
@matthewprier4340
@matthewprier4340 9 днів тому
Yeah, the future sociopath got my upvote lol There's "breaking toys" and then whatever taping it to the floor and making it scream is :P Fire is understandable, because that stuff does crazy shit to things and as kids that is FASCINATING :)
@Randomapoc
@Randomapoc 9 днів тому
what
@maryamshaaban74
@maryamshaaban74 9 днів тому
Hey, sid
@effmltalks
@effmltalks 9 днів тому
I also did weird stuff to my stuffed animals .. >_> ...
@solene2014
@solene2014 9 днів тому
​​​@@effmltalks moi j'adore les doudous j'en ai un lapinou trop mignon je fais dodo avec comment s'appelle le tiens tata 😊😊
@AvaH-fc1qz
@AvaH-fc1qz 6 днів тому
“Keep your natural hair” My hair is died blue and half is shaved of😅
@zararobnett8284
@zararobnett8284 7 днів тому
I literally was RIGHT THERE WITH YOU Kris. I hate how fast the words scroll on tik tok. I always have to pause and read what each frame flippin says then watch it over again to get the unpaused experience
@RedSlash666
@RedSlash666 9 днів тому
The rabbit with the mustache was everything- 😭
@daniellemadison8823
@daniellemadison8823 9 днів тому
IT WAS😂😂😂
@kina8575
@kina8575 9 днів тому
Facts 😂🎉
@YvonneLilith
@YvonneLilith 9 днів тому
Edgar is a very distinguished gentleman
@infamouswickedjokestar
@infamouswickedjokestar 9 днів тому
The cutest highlight of our day 🤭
@KigoTheArtist
@KigoTheArtist 8 днів тому
fr to-
@Thegaygoose
@Thegaygoose 9 днів тому
15:42 favorite thing about this, Disney didn’t even make the HTTYD movies, it’s dreamworks, that’s why it’s so good 😭 edit: I've never gotten this many replies this is so cool! but yes! very important info Kris needs to know!
@Hachi_Tea
@Hachi_Tea 8 днів тому
I literally came to the comments just to see if anyone else pointed this out and you are the first person I've seen do so
@nixie2802
@nixie2802 8 днів тому
Same 😅 but either way yes it’s an amazing set of movies🥰
@nixie2802
@nixie2802 8 днів тому
Same tbh😅 but no matter what it is still one of the most amazing movies sets🥹
@felixhernquist8529
@felixhernquist8529 8 днів тому
All of us have the same reason
@user-pl1dy2rs9f
@user-pl1dy2rs9f 8 днів тому
Everyone like this so Kris sees it please lol 😂
@andreagillette1652
@andreagillette1652 8 днів тому
Kris skipping had strong ‘Stuart’ “Look what I can do” energy! 💚💚💚
@AnnaFyrkant
@AnnaFyrkant 3 дні тому
Been pregananant twice, it's tough! BUT it's also THE COOLEST thing you can ever have the luck to experience! The feeling of never being alone, feeling the little one nudge you randomly.. I don't know.. and in the beginning when no one knows and it's just your own little secret.. Gosh it's amazing.
@H7X4.
@H7X4. 9 днів тому
that bunny... how sophisticated!
@Ralphlovesanddoesballet
@Ralphlovesanddoesballet 9 днів тому
Edgar:🧐🐰☕️
@user-pk4kb8bx9g
@user-pk4kb8bx9g 9 днів тому
Kris thinks that to so she is groving one.
@TwiggyHetfield27
@TwiggyHetfield27 8 днів тому
Just as an FYI... Dune (the book) came out in 1965. The Dune movie by the great David Lynch came out in 1984. Star Wars: A New Hope was 1977. Just in case anyone's confused.
@sunflowerbee1596
@sunflowerbee1596 7 днів тому
I love how every time you can't speak you sit there in a silent rage for a few seconds
@promisedjubileedaniels
@promisedjubileedaniels 4 дні тому
It really gives "AM I ORANGE?!" from Raw Beauty Kristi 😂
@sparXKuijper
@sparXKuijper 6 днів тому
While your dream conscious mind wants to run normally , your reality - body - conscious mind is experiencing the resistance of blankets , bed , actual gravity and normal sleep paralysis , this causes the conflict - sense - making in the "subconscious" mind. Kind of like when you're out sailing (dream) and the phone rings (reality) on your boat (dream).
@SoyVictoria-NeedsYou
@SoyVictoria-NeedsYou 9 днів тому
Kris you should do a deep dive on the Oklahoma Girl Scout murders that happened in the 1970’s, it’s incrediably sad and heartbreaking. *The camp got a threat before the camp started and as far as I’m aware it hasn’t been solved*
@veronicabennett2777
@veronicabennett2777 9 днів тому
Never heard of that! But there ya go Kris! Next video
@amberheizer546
@amberheizer546 9 днів тому
Definitely a great idea for a video
@user-cu3uk5he9i
@user-cu3uk5he9i 9 днів тому
Totally
@BrynnFinnerty-ho3ym
@BrynnFinnerty-ho3ym 9 днів тому
Great idea!
@littlemexicanboi
@littlemexicanboi 9 днів тому
womp womp
@MudderToad
@MudderToad 9 днів тому
Kris: "Just kidding, I'm abstinent." Also Kris: "I'm preg..." (bleep)
@tiffanyboyce2562
@tiffanyboyce2562 9 днів тому
So it's not just me, okay 😮
@keithcarpenter5254
@keithcarpenter5254 9 днів тому
If she glowed any brighter, she'd be a fed!😊
@THEgothicqueen1882
@THEgothicqueen1882 9 днів тому
I thought that was odd, as well. Plus, she is speaking and losing her words like most women do when they are pregnant, AKA "pregnancy brain". It could just be Kris being silly, but it seemed very odd, to me.
@RebelAlliance42
@RebelAlliance42 9 днів тому
Yup, I caught that too
@RebelAlliance42
@RebelAlliance42 9 днів тому
​@THEgothicqueen1882 yes, it is very odd, Kris is different today.
@fiataylor5069
@fiataylor5069 6 днів тому
I love Kris so much, she's my fav content creator. But the second she revealed that she loves How To Train Your Dragon, my respect for her FLEW through the roof! Love your work, Kris, you bring a smile to so many people's faces. Keep being your wonderful self!!!
@user-mw8yo6bu2c
@user-mw8yo6bu2c 3 дні тому
Bro I swear the MOMENT you even so much as SLIGHTLY said the words “your as beautiful as the day I lost you…” I LITERALLY INTERNALLY SCREECHED LIKE BANSHEE ON A DONKEY INSERT D WORD, AND IM SO GLAD THAT YOU KNOW MENTIONED HTTYD 🤩
@mariahocchiline8527
@mariahocchiline8527 9 днів тому
I know now that the neon sign says “KMK” but for the longest time my brain would automatically read it as “Kink” 😭☠️
@danablonde7
@danablonde7 9 днів тому
Omg 😂 now I can’t unsee it haha
@NotYourTeddyBear
@NotYourTeddyBear 9 днів тому
that was the first thing I saw and I have to concentrate reeaally hard to see the KMK before it goes right back to kink 😭
@Galaxy_wolfy14
@Galaxy_wolfy14 9 днів тому
I can't unsee it now
@KathrynKimbley
@KathrynKimbley 9 днів тому
So glad it's not just me!! 😂😂😂
@add_xtine775
@add_xtine775 9 днів тому
😂 that made me cackle, thanks for that😂
@Mhoffman1283
@Mhoffman1283 8 днів тому
Okay, your pregnancy fear was my exact fear!😂 That scene, maaan lol. I had my kid at twenty -twenty years ago- and it was not as bad as I thought it would be. There was more bonding moments and being in awe at growing life. That being said... I was all too happy to get my body back lol and they are an only child.😊😅
@cosmicmeg
@cosmicmeg 8 днів тому
The “discovering the skip” was perfection 🤣
@stopmotionstudios4261
@stopmotionstudios4261 9 днів тому
Edgar looks like the type of guy you would find in a library or private office and then the main villain of the movie turns round in a leather arm chair as you sit down opposite him and say “Ive been expecting you”
@danablonde7
@danablonde7 9 днів тому
When I found out I was pregnant, many years ago, I was completely freaked out & scared..even tho I was married & our baby was planned, I was still terrified lol. Today, I wouldn’t change it for the world, my son is my everything & reason for living 💗 I think you’d make an incredible mommy, if that’s what you’d want in the future 💗💗💗
@Bar4646M
@Bar4646M 9 днів тому
same!! 😊
@jenn8179
@jenn8179 4 дні тому
Same! I cried! And I was so scared! Even though we were trying 😂 Kris would be a great mom...and you might find being pregnant awesome! My first pregnancy was great! My second....the worst 😂 it'll be a surprise! 😂
@user-pk4xd1yd1w
@user-pk4xd1yd1w 6 днів тому
16:22 I used to encourage my games. I’d basically be like come on you’ve got this you can do this I know you can! And then sometimes I would just scream at it.
@sarastevens2973
@sarastevens2973 9 днів тому
So my first pregnancy was an intentional accident... It took 3 yrs and I had given up... The first time I saw his hand or foot press up like alien I felt the exact way and then I pushed back and it was like a bonding moment... My baby was connected to me like no one ever will... With my second son I couldn't wait until I could interact with him in my belly... The birthing process sucks don't get me wrong but it's definitely not the worst thing I've ever felt.... I was in more pain after my surgeries... I got an episiotomy both times which is truly the worst part is the healing... Being a mom is stressful as F but very rewarding if that's what you want, if not I recommend sticking with animals they're stressful in the most basic way instead of trying to teach a screaming toddler....
@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458
@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 9 днів тому
I will say you should definitely keep in mind that one of the biggest reasons birthing pain doesn't seem that bad in hindsight is because we're biologically predisposed to forget the trauma of childbirth for evolutionary reasons
@briannewman5614
@briannewman5614 9 днів тому
True dat
@nikistevenson1550
@nikistevenson1550 9 днів тому
​@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458that's true but I agree with OP, I have experienced one other medical procedure that I will say was worse than labor!
@ameliaduncan3236
@ameliaduncan3236 8 днів тому
@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 Yup. The only thing keeping women wanting to get pregnant, is the body dumping massive amounts of hormones after birth. If women truly remembered the pain and trauma of birth, barely anyone would have more than one child.
@blaze_girl
@blaze_girl 9 днів тому
Naaaahhhh! The “you’re as beautiful as the day I lost you” had me crying!!!!
@snoox27
@snoox27 9 днів тому
What movie is it
@BambiBryant
@BambiBryant 9 днів тому
What’s it from??
@smoochesTina
@smoochesTina 9 днів тому
@@snoox27How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Dreamworks not Disney 😂)
@TSIRKLAND
@TSIRKLAND 9 днів тому
How to Train Your Dragon 3
@ronipalomaki4395
@ronipalomaki4395 8 днів тому
@@TSIRKLAND 2
@quills_cos
@quills_cos 7 днів тому
7:08 I've waterboarded a tickle me elmo when I was, like, 3. Is threw it over my grandparents balcony into a kiddy pool.
@S1lv3r_F0ox
@S1lv3r_F0ox 3 дні тому
The VERY SECOND I saw “you're as beautiful as the day I lost you”, I really hoped we were thinking the same thing, like, I REALLY, REALLY hoped that you'd put up that clip from my favorite movie, I loved that
@HeyNiceAxe
@HeyNiceAxe 9 днів тому
Pregnancy- You are highly unlikely to see a hand/foot shape pop out if that helps. It feels like your sick, then it feels like butterflies, then you feel morbidly obese, then you have a baby. It can be harder for some people but in a sincerely normal situation it's really not *that* bad... it's a massive endeavor I won't pretend it's not hard but it's nothing like having some awful foreign being inside you. It's like, having a tiny version of you and your favorite person growing in the safest place on the planet, with you. You are so busy feeling so many other things dude, it's not gross ♡
@amaemae69
@amaemae69 8 днів тому
"It feels like you're sick, then it feels like butterflies, then you feel morbidly obese, then you have a baby" was the most hilarious step by step breakdown I've ever read about pregnancy 😂😂😂😂
@dorkerella3208
@dorkerella3208 8 днів тому
It's true! You have the fun game of "does it still fit me" every day for months
@daisyhoch
@daisyhoch 8 днів тому
I actually enjoy being pregnant; it just feels too long toward the end. And I absolutely LOVE giving birth haha
@EndertheWeek
@EndertheWeek 7 днів тому
Surely she has someone to talk to? Her mum gave birth multiple times and didn't her sister give birth fairly recently? I know she has issues but she seems like she would make a great mum . . . . if she can get over the punching things!
@kylabella05
@kylabella05 7 днів тому
I wish my pregnancy had been normal. I had such a traumatic pregnancy and birth that I am so scared to ever get pregnant again. That being said, I would do it a million times over to have my child. Pregnancy and birth is weird and wonderful. 😂
@RoutemasterStudios
@RoutemasterStudios 9 днів тому
Kris: I hate compliments Also Kris at the start of every video: Compliments us
@EndertheWeek
@EndertheWeek 7 днів тому
Isn't that everyone? As to the influencers comments I recently watched her journey to Texas and she looks great with the "less" make-up and grooming.
@michaelkrantz462
@michaelkrantz462 5 днів тому
Kris laughing for a few seconds and THEN getting the joke gave me the laugh I needed before bed. 😂
@user-ou4jj9bc9j
@user-ou4jj9bc9j 4 дні тому
Girl, you ✨slay✨ every hair color!! Also, that movie also gets me every time 😭😭😭😭
@oxenrat
@oxenrat 9 днів тому
My husband and daughter are both ADHD and they use words : like/thing/stuff : as space fillers while info dumping. They cannot keep up with their thoughts AND articulate well. Not all people do it this way, but that's why they do.
@Absbabs88
@Absbabs88 9 днів тому
That's basically what I said. It's necessary for a lot of people, including myself. Being shitty about it is, well...shitty.
@moriahpraklet7051
@moriahpraklet7051 9 днів тому
12:45 Just had my little dude back in February. Can confirm, it does feel like you have a big alien or parasite inside you but your brain blocks any fear you have about it. It’s bizarre but not scary (until you go into labor).
@Yuriel1981
@Yuriel1981 9 днів тому
Congratulations.
@gay_girli171
@gay_girli171 9 днів тому
Congrats! (I could never!)
@notbeingsarcastic5947
@notbeingsarcastic5947 9 днів тому
NOPE, my brain did not block that fear 😂😂 everytime my baby kicked me from the inside. I wanted to run away from my own body, lol. I have 2 kiddos and am done!! Love them now that they are out existing not attached to me
@moriahpraklet7051
@moriahpraklet7051 9 днів тому
@@notbeingsarcastic5947 Fair enough! It’s different for everyone lol
@exofunbun7785
@exofunbun7785 9 днів тому
For me had had real panic attacks occasionally when I went to bathroom, thinking a basketball sized anything coming out of (or even being in the vicinity of) my nona was literally impossible and that it would kill me. The fear is real, man. Now they are both adults... They give those things to anyone...
@promisedjubileedaniels
@promisedjubileedaniels 4 дні тому
Also, OH MY GOSH, the end-ish of How to Train Your Dragon made my whole family (of 8) bawl our faces off. My 14-year-old son just sat there with tears streaming down his face. So moving.
@mordrein9279
@mordrein9279 4 дні тому
You unearthed my ✨goblin✨with that Dune ADHD moment
@KaleighJohnstone
@KaleighJohnstone 9 днів тому
Not me using "like" "uhm" excessively because i stumble over my words/sentences when I talk to other people irl and being called out by KallMeKris 😭😭😭😭
@lucygarrett9785
@lucygarrett9785 9 днів тому
“Disney did something good here” Ok my biggest irrational pet peeve is when people mix up animation studios (calling Disney Pixar, calling dreamworld illuminations, etc) How to train your Dragon isn’t Disney is Dreamworks. I’m literally the worst but I needed to say this 😭
@theanomynusguy
@theanomynusguy 9 днів тому
SOOO TRUUUE I WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@fireball4thewin108
@fireball4thewin108 9 днів тому
So real
@EDuGoIHuvvet
@EDuGoIHuvvet 9 днів тому
Came here to say this exact thing 😂
@Avie-gl1lv
@Avie-gl1lv 9 днів тому
Was going to say the exact same thing sorry but my brain needs things exact
@georginacopley-taylor4119
@georginacopley-taylor4119 9 днів тому
was literally gonna say the same thing, it hurt my soul
@jenn8179
@jenn8179 4 дні тому
I appreciate you taking BACK the mustache compliment and replacing it with a shiny upper lip compliment 😂😂😂 You are just the BEST!! ❤
@tchris9399
@tchris9399 2 дні тому
I love her new look even know shes always gonna be pretty❤
@jesusxfreak2
@jesusxfreak2 9 днів тому
Kris: "Disney did something good here" Me: "But it was Dreamworks!"
@elsamartin353
@elsamartin353 9 днів тому
Edgar is gorgeous and I wasn’t aware I had a moustache but thanks 💀💀❤️❤️
@vinyfiny
@vinyfiny День тому
That lady that tried taking the phone is constantly annoying her husband for comedic value (and it's hilarious), so he's always on guard around her. They're amazing😂.
@TheChroniclesOfATeenager
@TheChroniclesOfATeenager 3 дні тому
Kris flirting with us but in a platonic way is life
@LoveDove6965
@LoveDove6965 9 днів тому
I gained consciousness around 7 years old because I figured out that my 'grandfather' gave us gifts to buy his way into our hearts.
@HerbieDean
@HerbieDean 9 днів тому
Love that you keep the "blooper" moments in... my wife and I are big fans and we too often stumble on our words or completely forget how to English at random! Great to know you're a member of the club.
@kaykayhawk
@kaykayhawk 5 днів тому
18:12 That video TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣 It depends on the mood I'm in but I'm so not above that.
@dallasknight4220
@dallasknight4220 5 днів тому
Aww I absolutely loved your blonde hair!! It looked gorgeous! But you still look amazing with the red!
@Cog93
@Cog93 9 днів тому
aunt Kris is right, skipping does make one happy. Ive been skipping more lately and my happiness has increased.
@mamabearmckenzie5241
@mamabearmckenzie5241 9 днів тому
I, too, have broad shoulders, and I was so insecure about it as a kid. Now, I embrace it so my kids won't feel insecure about their bodies.
@briannewman5614
@briannewman5614 9 днів тому
@journeyjulie3973
@journeyjulie3973 9 днів тому
Me too! I’m strong and can build muscle fast, so I’m thankful.
@peacockfeathers7409
@peacockfeathers7409 6 днів тому
she doesn't even look like she has broad shoulders! no one likely notices your self-percieved flaws like yourself
@cassielynn42
@cassielynn42 4 дні тому
As a former pregnant person, I HATED feeling him moving around or seeing an arm/leg. And I felt so alone in that because every other mom seemed to love it.
@isabellacraven923
@isabellacraven923 5 днів тому
I love dune too Kris The books are hard to read at first but their sooo good
@BlueBerry-dx6cu
@BlueBerry-dx6cu 8 днів тому
My whole thought process throughout my pregnancy was “I’m not gonna die. And my husband WILL take care of me and bring me ice cream after this shit show is over.” So… 😅
@braelynheltne6328
@braelynheltne6328 9 днів тому
Honestly, I had a much harder pregnancy than most. And yet it was still amazing. I was terrified too, but feeling the baby inside of me was actually amazing. You feel an amazing connection and love for the baby and as they grow they respond to your voice and pressing on your belly they push against your hand from the inside. I know it sounds wild and creepy but it's actually so exciting and fun when you're going through it 😊
@RebelAlliance42
@RebelAlliance42 9 днів тому
Yes, I loved being pregnant, I did it 3 times, first 2 were textbook pregnancies, beautiful, easy homebirths. 3rd baby was 11lb... lol completely different!
@avacado2842
@avacado2842 9 днів тому
@@RebelAlliance42 i could never..
@KM-ld9ln
@KM-ld9ln 9 днів тому
I don’t want any children myself and I feel like there’s this idea that you either have to want them, or hate them. I do not hate children in the slightest. Sometimes I fall into that “ugh baby go away” mindset but then I’m like wait?? I just don’t want them myself! I know I wouldn’t be a good parent, I get too overstimulated and can barely take care of myself but I think it’s a beautiful thing for the people who want it. I wish more people could accept the middle ground of “just because I don’t want to parent doesn’t mean that it’s not a great joy for many” or “parenting is my greatest joy but I understand that some people don’t have the right lifestyle”
@RebelAlliance42
@RebelAlliance42 9 днів тому
@KM-ld9ln I have 3 kids of my own, as I said, I have ASD, they were all wanted and planned, and I love them more than life. But I don't want any more. And I completely understand people who don't want any at all. I believe that nobody can say what's best or ideal for anyone else. Only you know what's best for you, you know? Nobody gets to tell another person that what they want is wrong.
@avacado2842
@avacado2842 9 днів тому
@@RebelAlliance42 i never said it was wrong :,>
@Elyssa_Potter
@Elyssa_Potter 7 днів тому
Im so happy for you, Im glad youve found someone like Caleb!!!
@AhnateyahConley
@AhnateyahConley 4 дні тому
This is kind of good advice considering that I compare myself with almost everyone I know
@TheAncientGeekoRoman
@TheAncientGeekoRoman 9 днів тому
So filler words actually mean the person is considering their thoughts more and forming them before speaking and linguistically, all languages have them (I use the 'thinking' word in Japanese when I speak it just like I use 'uh' in English). There is a lot of good and fun literature on it and while I know it's been ingrained into us to hate it or pay more attention to it by teachers/instructors, the people who use them often aren't necessarily not articulating well, they're just articulating more carefully than others and taking more time to gather their thoughts before speaking. As a person with AuDHD, I do this often because my brain is usually way further ahead of where my mouth is in terms of a conversation.
@ameliaduncan3236
@ameliaduncan3236 8 днів тому
Especially when you get talked over. As soon as there's a break in your speech, people seem to want to interject. People don't leave time for you to gather your thoughts, so you use filler words. I've been yelled at for gathering my thoughts, and I've been criticized for using filler words. I just stopped giving a fk.
@TheAncientGeekoRoman
@TheAncientGeekoRoman 8 днів тому
@@ameliaduncan3236 Yes, same. I even use them when I’m typing (I almost started this sentence with “Like,” for example). It doesn’t mean the person isn’t articulate or educated (I’ve got 2 Master’s degrees and in a PhD program- guess what, people presenting at academic conferences use filler words while they’re presenting, too). Even if you don’t have loads of education, you’re just being more careful when speaking. That shows a lot of empathy too if you’re speaking about something intense or sensitive. I definitely use more when I’m trying to be comforting or discuss things that are important to me (talking about certain aspects of politics, for example). People talk over me all the time or interrupt me, too, and I’m that friend who often tries to say something but no one will listen. So when I get my turn to speak you’re gonna hear every filler word, and too bad if you don’t like it 🤷🏻 I’ve no longer cared for a while, too.
@L0vely_b0nes96
@L0vely_b0nes96 6 днів тому
9:16 - the guy I'm talking to (kind of my high school sweetheart?) calls me "Honey" 🥰 first guy I've never had to say "hey I like being called THIS" to he just started doing it 🥰
@citroncosproduction
@citroncosproduction 3 дні тому
I love how we both got the cookbook joke at the same time 😭😭
@SoyVictoria-NeedsYou
@SoyVictoria-NeedsYou 8 днів тому
I have a glorious mustache, my fiancee's face wears it. He's a longtime fan of Oompa, and I was all over those impressions you did during Covid. Every video you guys do together we're like, this is AWESOME.
@kikibunn
@kikibunn 9 днів тому
15:42 Nooo it wasnt disney it was dreamworks
@Lilly-vl6nb
@Lilly-vl6nb 4 дні тому
Kallmekris you are a wonderful person And I wish you nothing but good, you got me a REALLY hard time in my life but you helped me see the light in the darkness forever and always you will be my favorite UKpostsr.
@kayleeklages
@kayleeklages 7 днів тому
"Waterboarding... uh.. ELMO AND WHATNOT."
@jellyowl2644
@jellyowl2644 9 днів тому
3:43 durian apparently (ive never had it but some people like how it tastes even if everyone hates the smell)
@UncleRemus1974
@UncleRemus1974 9 днів тому
It smells like sour farts 😵‍💫
@Therautistmel
@Therautistmel 9 днів тому
The reason why you run slow in your dream is often highlighting feelings of helplessness or powerlessness. Whenever my life feels out of control I often have dreams that I’m in a car and I’m holding the breaks and the car isn’t stopping all the way. Fun times!
@Kittimoonshadow
@Kittimoonshadow 6 днів тому
I LOVE HTTYD!! It’s my favourite movvieee everrrrrr 🥰🥰
@Korsha89
@Korsha89 5 днів тому
I think the no running in dreams is because you're moving in your sleep, trying to move your legs while they're tugged in the covers, so your brain picks up on them being constricted, and sends that info into your dream
@Lilay..Returns
@Lilay..Returns 9 днів тому
2:48 all Kris could think about was the Goatman possessing that poor person no wonder she said “✝”
@meghan_shew3360
@meghan_shew3360 9 днів тому
Lol Kris saying she's broad shouldered, meaning that I'm a BEAST!
@carbonfrog1
@carbonfrog1 7 днів тому
I really would love to see you make another sketch like you did regarding getting lost when hiking. To this day I laugh aloud when I randomly think about it.
@Phinxzey
@Phinxzey 9 днів тому
15:25 THEN HE DIED LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER 😭
@ameliaduncan3236
@ameliaduncan3236 8 днів тому
Those movies are an emotional rollercoaster.
@mamabearmckenzie5241
@mamabearmckenzie5241 9 днів тому
Pregnancy is weird. But it's so amazing. The first time you see the little flutter of the heart on the monitor. The first kick you feel. The first time you see them. Love at first sight exists, it's the moment you see your baby for the first time, and you feel nothing but the purest form of love.
@Noahs.arsonStick
@Noahs.arsonStick 8 днів тому
“You have a moustache” *immediately curls nonexistent moustache*
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 7 днів тому
I explored some biases, just stuff stuck in my head my parents said, tried stuff they said "we don't like", extra sugar, extra salt, real-butter, lard, mayo, anchovies, basically anything they always substituted or omitted from recipes, and they're all pretty bomb for their intended purposes; recently I recalled never having Iceberg-Lettuce, & tried it; it's bomb, pure fiber, crisp-&-wet, I've been missing out.
@shaduskoo
@shaduskoo 9 днів тому
The duck taped to the floor seemed so shocking until you mentioned looney tunes lol. Like a switched flipped in my brain ... " yup, yup. Perfectly normal."
@hollywilliams8908
@hollywilliams8908 9 днів тому
DUCKTAPE
@organicgrains
@organicgrains 9 днів тому
@@hollywilliams8908 Ducktape brand duct tape checks out.
@SofiaGomez-gv5vt
@SofiaGomez-gv5vt 9 днів тому
11:52 I’m from Texas and I use “you know” and “like” way more than I should. It’s hard to change, everyone I grew up with talks like that
@shaykynn
@shaykynn 9 днів тому
I'm also from texas, South Texas for that matter, it's horrible. We all sound like this. 🤣
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 9 днів тому
I’m from Maryland and same
@Nugget335
@Nugget335 8 днів тому
Yeah
@toysRrobloxYT
@toysRrobloxYT 5 днів тому
13:33 lucky me i gained consciousness when i was two and i still remember all the good and bad and i cant unsee it
@johnie30
@johnie30 7 днів тому
The effects of shorm man must be great 😂
@dennisp3248
@dennisp3248 9 днів тому
I see new KMK video, I click it, I watch it, I laugh, all of my life problems go away for 20 minutes because of auntie Kris. Thank you Kris for the joy that you bring into this world. You are a one of a kind and don't you ever forget it! All the love to you auntie Kris ❤❤❤
@slr4092
@slr4092 9 днів тому
That scene with "You are as beautiful as the day I lost you" is from How to Train your Dragon, made by DreamWorks, not Disney!
@hspcampagna
@hspcampagna 9 днів тому
Thank you thank you you Beautiful Soul! I could not remember what movie that was it was driving me crazy much appreciated😂
@slr4092
@slr4092 8 днів тому
@@hspcampagna no problem it’s one of my favorite movie series
@MakerBees333
@MakerBees333 2 дні тому
Definitely got “The Debunkers” Freedom Toons vibe in the opening ❤
@amiehawkins7007
@amiehawkins7007 3 дні тому
There was a program in Australia in the late 90s called "All Saints" I swear EVERY Single PERSON on that show had electric blue eyes. Like EVERYONE
@CrewAnne87
@CrewAnne87 9 днів тому
New character unlocked : EDGAR THE RABBIT 🐰 (with a ✨Fabulous✨ moustache !!!)
@HarryStylesBuckyBarnesK
@HarryStylesBuckyBarnesK 9 днів тому
Yas 💅
@NorwegianGirlie23
@NorwegianGirlie23 9 днів тому
This could also be titled "20 minutes of Kris forgetting how human speech and thoughts work" and I love it so much
@Malone570
@Malone570 6 днів тому
16:20 I actually do skip a lot just like thru the hallways at school and genuinely it is such a mood booster
@lisavandenhoven5672
@lisavandenhoven5672 8 днів тому
2nd channel should be called "Bestest UKposts Channel Ever" Also, I like watching you do anything where you laugh and also rant/ramble a bit.
@caliburn493
@caliburn493 9 днів тому
Kris: Most influencers are actually beautiful in real life as well Also Kris: Stop comparing yourself it's fake nothing on the internet is real
@abbsgolden24
@abbsgolden24 9 днів тому
If you see this comment… go get yourself a treat! You DESERVE IT!!
@aprilbarber5427
@aprilbarber5427 9 днів тому
Thanks I needed that
@toreeyaki
@toreeyaki 9 днів тому
oh well if you insist ... 😈
@BrokenEyeballs
@BrokenEyeballs 9 днів тому
boba :🧋
@clueless-lassi-joins-internet
@clueless-lassi-joins-internet 9 днів тому
I Am Broke!
@Clareelizabethbitch
@Clareelizabethbitch 9 днів тому
Thankyou I needed that 😂
@CamAndAnna2214
@CamAndAnna2214 2 дні тому
Edgar the most underrated bunny ever, I love your mustache 🥸✨✨✨
@user-gb4xl8lk8n
@user-gb4xl8lk8n 8 днів тому
That Stanley sip after the string of "like" was spot on 😂
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