Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

Jamie the next brainiac

Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

😆👊🏻

Lmfao

Came to the comments for this

That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho. From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

Hahahahaha

Bill: Tiger Monkey. Joe: Dog Monkey. Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

😂😂😂

Funniest comment I've seen in some time lol

8:06

8:06

If I saw a starving Joe Rogan in the rainforest I'd run away fast

moth 1234 yeah that sounds pleasant 😂

🤣🤣🤣

he man what is on your profile picture?

Eternal A moth from the lämp meme

“ AHHAHH! GET THE FRYING PAN!!! “

@Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

"Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

@@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

Cops doing OK hand signs are white supremacists Noises**

AW.)

@@martymcfly88mph35 Gve it a rest already! Holy shit.

@@matthewhorizon6050 it was dumb when Jamie and Joe said that. But when you smoke as much weed as they do, I guess you see conspiracies everywhere.

Jamie and Rogan are us

Exactly.

Your a komodo dragon

@@jeffhardy227 hahahahaha

A Komodo Dragon eating Joe while he's impersonating one.

A Komodo Dragon on DMT, impersonating Joe Rogan

It’s fake af

Me too it was comical

That was awesome lol

7:30

Facts 🤣

Bill: Tiger Monkey. Joe: Dog Monkey. Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

Wolf Monkey lol 😆

"alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

Him and Snoop Dogg!

This is an underrated comment 😂

He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

"Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

Wtf are you talking about lol

@julian mitchell who knows.

B R O 😭😂😂

shadowmohd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀winner

Holy shit dude that made me laugh

genius lmfao

Or son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

@@fredspofford lmao fuck off

bruh moment

And everything is hungry.

funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

funkyodauter 😂😂😂

@@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

Rohan?

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah, he married an Indian guy

Don't mess with the Rohan.

@@jamesgannon5875 no its dont mess with the Zohan

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 The land of the Horselords

Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

@@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

I was about to comment this 😂

8:05 and 8:11

Replace the Yoshi sound with it

123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

@@redman122 lol I did the same

His jokes were gold as always

It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

“I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

Hes good in breaking bad too

He was good in Breaking Bad too

Saaame hahahaha

Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

"Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

@@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner ( fit right in)

@Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

his wife is a happy lady

Are you new here?

They dumb like that bro.

@@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

@@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

So funny!

no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

Don't forget the chimp testosterone extract that's mixed with the tobacco

They look baked Lol

LOL

Some say... some say

There is absolutely weed in it as well...

They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

@@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

@@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

@@rogerwilco1777 I'm gonna need some royalties.

he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

that should be the new fear factor

b1bbs g0t h4nds ex d

@@b1bbscraz3y that'll be the real one!

They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

@i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The UKposts channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

They found the bodies

@@arthurm4012 I think its that one

@@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

Hahaha

motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

Technically correct.

Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

If you don't move, they let you live.

7:08

Lmao his eating impression

Nice freeforms muh boy.

but it was worth it

Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

8:16

Ol Billy Fat Back lol

Billy bitch tits is the best

Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

Ol' Billy Cue Ball

Good ol billy copper crotch

LMAOO

😂😂😂😂fucking Hell man

There used to be a vid on YT of not a tiger but a jaguar high on DMT. You can see it was trippin balls

watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

@El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

@El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

@@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

Lmao

Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

Well he is a comedian

That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

@@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

Do it for the kids they'll love it.

Ha that's hilarious, yes.

Jogaine

God damn, that was fucking genius.

Gro Roagaine

@@0-m-1-n-0-u-5 6

Goggins made him lol like a motha fucka

They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

Not true

@@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

@@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

@@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

@@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

@@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

@@countmackula9697 it's a real episode. He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot. One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

On UKposts too, literally search Steve erwin

That's lies kimono climbs trees too

Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

@@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

@Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

@@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

@@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

I ko je pobjedio u toj borbi

Loool

Damn that works until the end of the video

There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person. But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.