Ikr 😂

3:15😅😂🤣🤣😅😅😂🤣🤣

"He deserves an oscar!"

Taylor dies in fact deserve an oscar

Bright pink too

I was thinking the same thing

And his fangirls eating it up

He’s honestly making fun of the fandom more than anything

Because he sold his soul

@@johnwayne123 can’t sell an intangible concept that doesn’t belong to a person in the first place

hahaaha taht kills me every time

😂😂😂

He tried not to break character😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I heard it too

Self complementing lmao why does he act better in SNL than in the movies?

Taylor does in fact deserve an oscar🐺

@@wolfboy1359 true...I don't know why his career didn't grow

When she says "I wanna bake cookies on your tthhhhtomach" lmao he looked like he was so flattered

That was ptsd bruh.

and then he got fat.

@@raulmoreno7632 yup 😔

@@raulmoreno7632 well he’s not fat, he’s actually normal size but compared to what he used to look like it does make him look fat😭

FR IM DYING LMAOOOOO

Dude I would laugh if I was him🤣🤣

Omg I thought she said summit 😅 stomach makes it ten times funnier

He probably did but they edited it out lol

Same lmfaooooo

Same. I'm team Alice forever. She's iconic

*swoon*

honestly such a mood tho LMAO

ong I've read the books and seen the movies and I've always said I'm either team Alice or team therapy. She was imapled by glass, crushed her leg, and cracked her skull all in the same 10 minutes and then witnessed a ritual while blood is being sucked out of her. She deserved therapy tbh

me all day just saying battle scars in a country accent and playing it over and over till they all know what it is

That's how I became friends with my current best friend

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." -some irate fangirl or something

lol idk if this is a refrence but "a thousand years" is a song that plays in twighlight and it used to be really popular

@@Njx063 I thought so too

This is an un underrated comment.

SKAMDKSND RIGHT I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS THERE TILL HIS LINE

I KNOW RIGHT. AND ON ONE EPISODE OF BROOKLYN 99 THE TEACHER WAS HIS CAPTAIN!!!

Samberg used to be a regular at SNL

@@LesyasHowTos i know djbskfdnjf i have like twenty of his sketches saved

EXACTLY

Exactly! He is just on point with a behaviour of a fangirl

I love it when a guy turns red when he’s flattered. It’s cute

@@leahapel3077 Me too! Ugh it's one of the cutest things ever-especially when they deny it or try to hide it😍

Where is she

He did blush.

@@mightstartawar709 didn't you see his face turn red?

Most Hilarious Line!

Best improv of the skit

My favorite line!!!

GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR!!!

😂😂😂

Not think. Know.

TEAM EDWARD GUYS!!!!!!!!! Literally ngl I'd kiss my notebook of Edward too... Just like my pillow!

DuckyDae X I hate you

Correction: “a prinththeth tiara”! 😂

@@maireadnic8280 its actually "printhetheth tiara"😂

More importantly, why didn't Alice or Rosalie sparkle despite standing in sunlight several times?

@@fairycat23 Make up???

Encourages constructive approach to addressing conflict? Check. Shows interest or at least genuine curiosity in students' interests? Check. Encourages debate without name-calling? Check. This fictional teacher rocks, true.

Yep.

Also he probably just didn’t wanna put up with their shit and he found a natural way without yelling to end it plus wasting class time

Bill Hader is good at everything.

+Lakshmi Kunnath haha so genius :D

He almost said "I should win a oscar"

Sadly this had so much potential, and that line is the only funny line in the whole skit

same

Maybe he wants an Oscar.

"Yeah. He does deserve an Oscar" xD

Jan Kim If you have to question authenticity of Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black's abs...I can't,I just can't.

Abs are real actually... Or at least were😛

Such a straight face as well. :)

😂😂😂😂 ik

😂😂😂

He doesn’t wear wig in Twilight...🤦‍♀️

@@nessa5502 first 2 movies i think he does wear one

Deya Muniz 😂

Deya Muniz i bet taylor has had enough of these wigs😂

god damn it...

Gaspra IMPOSSIBLE! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS

Whats that from

Darn it 😒

Lol tell that to the girl I used to go to school with in 2009 she was practically married to her Black Butler Notebook with Sebastian on the cover

He's a good dude, he was just in a stupid movie.

@@yahmhararry1943 I felt bad for all the actors involved in it

I'm surprised and also kinda bummed Robert Pattinson wasn't the other girl cause that would've been even more hilarious

@@oncerand_directioner five bucks says they tried to get him there, but either he was busy, or just said no.

I love him for doing this

I'm sorry (I'm not being rude....please don't take it that way. I'm just curious) how does this relate to the video. I'm so confused

@@lExN34 It's a joke about how schools put so much effort into making sure we remember that fact like it is so important and is the one thing that will get us through life. (This wasn't that good of an explanation but I tried)

Still confused but thanks for trying👍😊

I loooooove how this sentence is understood by every student around the world who ever had to sit trough biology class. Greetings from germany xD

midichlorians are the powerhouse of the force

Still weird xD

gjaddajg they weren't fake

wait. The guy's name is Taylor?

@@havardmj yeah and he dated Taylor Swift too

@gjaddajg no

Ima Dork his last name is spelled "Lautner"

Ima Dork he wore a wig in twilight

Ima Dork 😂😂😂😂😂

he wore a wig in Twilight, wait someone said that already

Ima Dork wait why does he look like the guy on the front page in 2:50

Oml 😂😂😂😂

That's how it should have been omg

@@samanthahallmark1247 actually you're both wrong it's PattiNson LOL

@@lindsayfaust440 they never get it right 😭

That would be true comedy

yeah, i love the fact that robert patinson doesn't actually like twilight

omg really? 😂

wait, didn't he know what the story's going to be like??? hmm.. even though twilight is very cheesy... i kinda liked it, i was edward's fan 'cuz he's... perfect.... but oki, i understand why almost everyone dislikes twilight.... XD

AsukaEnergetic The sparkling ruin everything actually....

weeeelll the abusive obsessive relationship ruined everything the sparkling was just the icing on the wtf cake.

exactly what I was thinking

as one of the moody teenagers that hate twilight lmao

Teacher kinda looked like rob

Hyeyun Han ikr

No, Robert Pattinson should have been the Teacher, and Team Jacob Girl should have being Kristen Stewart. The Twilight-Fandom would explode.

for his ABS sdkfdtkdhlh. I lost it

It was a joke😂

Who’s Ann Oscar?

Actually Jenny Slate can do wrong. During her first sketch on SNL, she accidentally said "fucking" instead of "freaking". She was allowed to finish the season but was immediately fired at the end of it. Which is utter bullshit because SNL was def better off with her.

They’re CGI just like the wolves

no it wouldn't

I was just thinking that lol 😭

@@stephlj yesit would

Bill would of killed it

I always thought Jenny Slate was an underrated cast member

YEAH.

HELL YEAH

🙋🏽‍♀️

absolutely

YES

+denkhoernchen Hell yeah!!! Oh if that guy had made a good job we wouldn't have to put up with all that ... I don't know how to describe it

Agreed!!

Lol

looooool

Novella you deserve an Oscar! !!!!!!!

So true

Hands off my husband

He can act he’s funny and he has a jawline for days. Team Hader baby.

Ew

@@GZQ9 You’re ew

And the girl beside him plays his sister

That's weirdly sweet

Good for them. I just hope they actually developed better standards of fandoms, since then.

@@Blizzard0fOz93 maybe now they're team Rosalie or something

@@mariacarolinacotovio1770 I’m team No Bedazzled Immortal Perverts/ No Angsty Furries.

goals

the bill hader thirst is REAL

Its true tho

Lmbo

YES I love Robert he’s so gorgeous as is Kristen Stewart but Bill Hader holds my heart

Yessss ma'am!

I never even read or watched twilight and I’m nostalgic for the days other people were obsessed with twilight...

#Facts

No it's still shit. But this is funny.

Twilight sucked

I just got this in my recommended

We all agree.

For real.

#TeamTylersVan

Me talking about elena Gilbert

@@justinec5951 omg yessss 😂😭

Thta's true, it's sad that people can't see past the series

sraboni 1234 kristen stewart played the bored and awkward teen so well in twilight, ppl think she acts like that irl when she's actually the complete opposite of that. its a shame ppl haven't watched any of her other movies and deemed her a trash actor simply bc of how mediocre twilight was.

@@izzie9437 I don't really think about her acting skills much tbh, I think about her personality because that's what matters the most to me. And when she dated Robert Pattinson for a while she cheated on him, soooo... yeah not a big fan of hers. *:/*

Agree, except that Kirsten Stewart sucks

People still do just different fandoms lmao

like shuffle board and game of horse shoes. just different crowd

LOL 😂

I loved Carlisle, Jesper and Alice. They were the best.

@@bringmethatcoffee5235 Yesssss

Alice is my favorite

PREACH!

Well I loved Carlisle the most and Alice too

I didn’t know she was on snl. I just thought she was a voice actress. Of course I haven’t watched snl in a long time.

Oh that’s Jenny Slate

of all the reasons to get kicked off SNL, dropping an accidental f-bomb is one of the more baller ways

also, y'all, SHE DATED CHRIS EVANS in case nobody knew. pretty sick

@@xXluluchanelXx what is the story behind this?

pls i remember in the 5th grade i was friends with girls who went through a twilight phase and i had only watched one movie when i was like 6 and i pissed one off telling them i was team edward 😭 i’m watching the movies now tho 🧍🏼‍♀️

@@vee11-11 I actually rewatched the first movie lol and one of them called me gross when I said I think they're both disgusting

@@joshie3815 LMFAO i’m glad i didn’t go to school with girls that were intense about this series like that.😭 I’m turning 14 now and I found twilight used and I then I got the rest of the series new. I could hate myself for reading these books, watching the movies, and going on yt and stuff but 🧍🏼‍♀️

I only saw the first movie once, and that was because my sisters literally strapped me into a chair and forced me to watch it. They hated me, and still do. My youngest sister used to blast ‘Honey Honey’ by Abba on her speakers, on repeat, for hours at a time, and there was nothing I could about it. This happened for roughly 12 years, if I recall. My memory gets hazy about that period of my life, lol.

@@Blizzard0fOz93 wow

probably the director.

And no one loves (rationally) it as much as the investors... hehehehehe. I mean er... I hate those movies.

yeah and his so funny

not rly

+Kachilita It really doesnt.

There are tons male acting like this just for joke and acting(friends joke). Comedy. Well not always.

I love how im still getting likes on my comment lol

I feel like this is the only time she was ever funny

Can’t drop the f-bomb on the show and keep your job. lol

I’ve been looking through the comments trying to find her name! Thank you 😆

I love her

Might be a hot take, but she was wasted at SNL. Her talents weren't allowed to shine in that setting

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚡

#teamdumbledor

Gooo Dumbledore! #teamdumbledore

Amber Shoffren yassss

Amber Shoffren yess I’m with you

+Greta M. He is a shapeshifter not a werewolf.

Bruce Wayne this fact has no impact on what I was wondering xD

Greta M. That is true but I am a detective, which means I am all about facts. I was just clarifying what his ability is, if I came across like I was arguing that was my fault, so please accept my sincere apologies.

+Greta M. you forgot to say COLD hundred-years-old sparkling corpse

Gaspra It's like fucking an ice statue xD

🥴🥴🥴🥴

Sameee

Same

Yep

I here for them both

3:23😂

"Team Charlie"

carly fallon fuck I laughed too hard at this.

@@carlyfallon6304 ok but charlie was clearly the least problematic character in all 4 books (except maybe seth)

Omg yes

YES!!

But Max is basically Bella, up until the final two scenes, in terms of usefulness.