Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked | If History Were Honest
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5 місяців томуAs it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.
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Brian Morabito as Mr. History
Michael Strauss at DaVinci
Roger Horton As Himself
Britt Migs as Clocko
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott
Producer: Michael Strauss
Head Writer: Jesse Eisemann
Writer: Eli Yudin
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Sound: James Azzaretti
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
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@ReaIHuman 5 місяців тому
Anytime I play with dead bodies everyone loses their shit, but when de Vinci does it he's seen as a visionary.
@koriw1701 5 місяців тому
🤣🤣🤣
@justinfowler2857 5 місяців тому
The question is, were the bodies alive before you started playing with them? 😳
@couchdoggo 5 місяців тому
@@justinfowler2857does it matter if they dead or not?
@michaeldaignault6917 5 місяців тому
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
@kiky2232 5 місяців тому
@@justinfowler2857like a mass murderer? 😂
@ankitk236 5 місяців тому
out with Leonardo da Vinci, in with Rogerto da Hortoni
@tricksforlife8827 5 місяців тому
You are not wrong with your assessment
@wvu05 5 місяців тому
*Rogelio
@amsterdam78 5 місяців тому
Anti #LGBTQ Bigots the lot of you.
@the_once-and-future_king. 5 місяців тому
You definitely need to do 'If Edison was honest'!
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 5 місяців тому
They kinda did? It was a TED talk a good while back
@excentrik5725 5 місяців тому
Thanks , i found it and i liked it! Just search for DED Talks: Why Thomas Edison Was History's Biggest Dick
@nicholasfarrell5981 5 місяців тому
If Edison was honest, he literally wouldn't be Edison.
@jerbear7952 5 місяців тому
It would be more likely to dump on the over fictionalized story of Tesla
@princessmarlena1359 5 місяців тому
That would last over two, three hours.
@joshuazane3210 5 місяців тому
Every episode of this series is a fever dream. 😄👍
@ImFromIowa 5 місяців тому
And you LOVE fever dreams.
@joshuazane3210 5 місяців тому
@@ImFromIowa You're not wrong. 🤷♀️
@paineoftheworld 5 місяців тому
Because of da Vinci, the male human skeleton had one more bone!
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 5 місяців тому
The Mona Lisa "don't eat, but she sure like the bone"
@wasseofficial 5 місяців тому
This just goes to show that Roger is never going out of style. Just when I thought there was nothing left for him to honestly advertise.
@onetimeontime 5 місяців тому
Might I suggest you make "this" a separate series from honest ads. The production isn't bad .. but this ain't honest ads... Btw keep it up Roger
@Silahtar357 5 місяців тому
This video is more desacrating to da Vinci than the ransacking of his tomb was.
@VeneraBerens 5 місяців тому
😂YOUR KID8NG RIGHT IM ACTUALLY AN ARTIST WHOSE EVEN WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK AND THIS WAS EPIC HILARIOUS HYSTERICAL FUNNY AND TRUST ME LEO WHILE BEING GENUINELY MENSA MATERIAL WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT PERFECT SOOOOO YEAHHHH 😂
@ghhs9292 5 місяців тому
college board would be a great topic for another one of these- the ceo makes 1.5 milkion a year while charging 90 dollars for a single ap test if you want to get into college
@diyeana 5 місяців тому
This was hilarious, in spite of, or perhaps because of, it being one long dick joke, pun not intended. 😂 I love honest history. I'm so glad you make them, as well as the Roger series.
@xbvg 5 місяців тому
Its also a hard reality.
@sdspivey 5 місяців тому
You can't turn a TV off by rotating the channel selector. Roger is old enough to know that.
@BrainAbsoluteZero 5 місяців тому
He's old enough to have had a tv that did turn on with the dial, like an old school radio.
@diyeana 5 місяців тому
Ya, I had an old TV in my bedroom that turned on and off with a dial. It picked up just a few local stations in black and white.
@BrainAbsoluteZero 5 місяців тому
@@diyeana my first hand-me-down tv was a black and white 12 inch screen. With a dial that clicked when you turned it on an off and a circle of metal, as an antenna, on top.
@bobdravs6902 5 місяців тому
He changed the channel to the unending void.
@koriw1701 5 місяців тому
Yeah, my TVs power was the volume knob turned all the way down.
@floridamaninthewild 5 місяців тому
You'd think Roger would be old enough to know the difference between the UHF channel changer and the off switch on a older style TV.
@AntiGravityC9 5 місяців тому
I love this new format so much that I think there should be an entire new channel dedicated to it, and all these videos should be posted there from now on. Ughhh don't you just hate it when you're subscribed to Honest Ads to watch history skits for kids, and then suddenly some weird "Honest Ads" pop up in your feed? Like what the heck?
@shaggymcdaniel3216 5 місяців тому
This one is kinda weird. Need more Rodger.
@kitsura 5 місяців тому
Where are his bones?
@burakbozkurt764 5 місяців тому
Hello. Just wanted to say first time first watched and first liked in my almost two-decades spanning UKposts journey. With love, some random guy.
@Honest_Ads 5 місяців тому
Hell yeah, brother
@animn7386 5 місяців тому
Need just a wee bit more Roger...
@julies3837 5 місяців тому
Wait until Lenin finds out about his body.
@ShesMongolianASMR 5 місяців тому
Keep these videos coming. Roger supplies me with my dopamine.
@NewMessage 5 місяців тому
"I know where your bone is..." -Salai, with a coy smile
@noahpartic7586 5 місяців тому
😱WTF? DaVinci was allowed to play with dead bodies & get them...WRONG? His remains were lost? I'd lose my shit too in his shoes. Can you fucking blame him😡?
@TheBlackLibraryOriginal 5 місяців тому
Sorry, Roger is now click bait. Preserve that man!
@Morboeatspeople 5 місяців тому
Hey, if it weren't for Roger baiting us in, I'd never have discovered that I'm gay for clocks; I could've gone the rest of my life incomplete and unknowing!
@lucasisacomic 5 місяців тому
Got excited when i saw Roger Became disappointed when I saw the clock
@stephenschroeder6567 5 місяців тому
F'n AWESOME! I don't understand all the clock hate in the comments. That voice is done with purpose to lampoon all the ones that came before it on all those snooty authoritarian movies and TV shows. Reminds me of a Julia Child voice. Perfect thing to lampoon! Keep ticking Clocko!!!
@charlesbolin7207 5 місяців тому
Would be better if Rodger just did the whole thing.
@Y0deler 5 місяців тому
"WHERE ARE MY BONES?!?!?"
@Mr.paint123 5 місяців тому
I bet you can’t ruin tattoos
@andrewspears8891 5 місяців тому
That's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@mikdan8813 5 місяців тому
Tattooed person: (walks into the office) Therapist: score
@Mr.paint123 5 місяців тому
@@andrewspears8891 then make a video
@Mr.paint123 5 місяців тому
@@andrewspears8891 this video was stupid, because who cares about what da Vinci thought about a man’s body or woman’s for that matter let’s get with the times and make a video about modern situations, ideas and people (Tattoos for starters)
@stinew358 5 місяців тому
Da Vinci was influenced by Galen. It's hard to understate how our conceptions are shaped by culture. "The Greeks" were the authoritative source of knowledge at the time and questioning them was seen as hubris. It was always going to be difficult to study the vascular system and he invented ways to fill it with wax and pigment and study some veins (but wax is pretty big and so he won't get most of it). His later drawings outline the body quite accurately which is a huge achievement considering he had to conceive of these structures without the benefit of common knowledge. Yeah he didn't understand the dong in the early drawings, but he got closer than anyone else towards the end. His drawings are accurate even if he added in artistic license for their functions based on 'ancient Greek knowledge'
@h2ojr1 5 місяців тому
Gawdammit not the Roger bait and switch again. I need my IV drip of Roger!
@jeffco.4878 5 місяців тому
Not a huge fan, but I am willing to watch it. Strongly feel that it should be moved off the honest ads channel or overhauled with a sizable increase of Roger in the video.
@patriciakellyadams134 5 місяців тому
Why is Charlotte Dobre a clock
@davidhowell1415 5 місяців тому
Didn’t know Richard cox?
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 5 місяців тому
I knew his son, in another life. He was a genuinely good guy, a little confused about reality, and unironically hyper sexual, but a nice, and decent human being. Though I think it had 2 xxs, (though he was always trying to make it three. *duh dunn tsk*)
@aestevalis0 5 місяців тому
It is. It is bent. My name isn't just an Odin reference.
@davidwostrel 5 місяців тому
The clocko stuff makes me sad. Normal Roger is more funny
@soliniv1411 5 місяців тому
I see roger turning on that tv i turn i stop watching 🙄
@ToyKeeper 5 місяців тому
Britt is great, but I could do without Clocko in my life. She needs a better role.
@davidwostrel 5 місяців тому
100%@@ToyKeeper
@JubeiKibagamiFez 5 місяців тому
I thought this was gonna be about the micropeni of ancient statues. I was pleasantly surprised.
@saliferousstudios 5 місяців тому
Wait till i tell you what he thought about breasts!
@d4rw897 5 місяців тому
It's entertaining and all, like your other videos, but unlike them, this is a subject that I don't think should be criticised, because all human progress in science was essentially trial and error.
@rubynall80 5 місяців тому
Ok, I had no idea Da Vinci's body was ransacked. I wonder where they are today 🤔?
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
0:00 omg he pauses and says nothing - but is pure video gold!
@pamelamays4186 5 місяців тому
Suggestion: If the American Revolution was honest. Some colonists didn't want to break away from Britain.
@rathersane 5 місяців тому
Those are the ones who started the time-honored tradition of fleeing to Canada.
@ToxoplasmosisVsRodents 5 місяців тому
Its estimated that he had an IQ of 200+
@johnsmith-ht3sy 5 місяців тому
Leonardo da Vinci designed the first Boomerang, invented flight.
@fraziercrawford 5 місяців тому
I'm gonna go out on a limb and saying someone in an entirely different part of the world came up with a boomerang a good 1,500-2,000 years before Da Vinci hahaha
@johnsmith-ht3sy 5 місяців тому
@@fraziercrawford LOL I was having a dig at the BBC who this year claimed that the inventers of the Boomerang invented flight.
@hollyboop5631 5 місяців тому
For having never crossed the Channel, Da Vinci masters an impressive English… although, uh oh, I remember that guy from some past videos, in which he was routinely abused by Roger…
@sethproaps8899 5 місяців тому
How have I not seen this channel since 2012, this is amazing.
@davea6314 5 місяців тому
Don't be HARD ON Leonardo da Vinci's ability to draw having a HARD ON. 🥒 😜
@greggbrady5728 5 місяців тому
im a rog acholic
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
where's the honest history playlist? I really want to binge watch them (after honest ads of course - I'm such a sucker for being sucked in to them :))
@Loch1210 5 місяців тому
He used to aim up when he peed
@klassiekassie8464 5 місяців тому
Wow!😮
@accn0233 5 місяців тому
Dick-Brain express sounds amazeballs
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield 5 місяців тому
ESPECIALLY THE kookie ones:)
@handleyourowntool 5 місяців тому
I don't care how old I get, I'm always going to laugh at twig and berries jokes😂😂
@jrbergsten 5 місяців тому
Very good.
@ravenmystic00 5 місяців тому
Agh and I was interested till the guy in the chair and clock'o game into play... I want Roger to explain this stuff please.
@Shovelchicken 5 місяців тому
“Where are my bones, summer?”
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
0:35 look cool on parchment paper. This is so ominous and forward thinking at the same time - I'm grasping for the cliffhanger!
@SuperZebezian 5 місяців тому
If this series never had another episode, I wouldn't miss it.
@subwayfacemelt4325 3 місяці тому
BRILLIANT!!!! Thanks for the laughter, I'll be back.
@allanvanuga9196 5 місяців тому
Great video.
@NewMessage 5 місяців тому
I just want to draw Roger like one of my French girls.
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
doing da vinci is so bossing. This is why I come to this channel - they crank it up!! We started with erb - and tasted with max miller, but are getting the background depths of commercialization history right here. I was a cold fish, but I'm drawing in!
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
7:01 that ending - that's cinematography in action! Loved this one :)
@MarsHottentot 5 місяців тому
I think Mr. History and Clocko can fly on their own now. At least add them to the thumbnail with Roger Horton!
@robertkern1408 5 місяців тому
I like this, but suspect it's gonna be demonetized soooo quickly
@Mister8Music 5 місяців тому
As an artist, I can say with confidence that my art sucks but I know enough to get by.
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
0:20 omg - he knows!!!! Science is such art when you do graphs and diagrams and visuals. I work so hard making the data only to get sucked away in the wonder and beauty until someone says 'ahem, there's more to it than the pretty picture - it needs to work' and then I get back to work lol
@VeneraBerens 5 місяців тому
😂🎉❤ARTIST APPROVED 😂 COINCIDENTALLY ALL HIS NOTEBOOKS WERE WRITTEN BACKWARDS IN MIRROR WRITTING
@y_fam_goeglyd 5 місяців тому
He was left handed. My mum was, too, and could write in mirror writing with her right hand (at the same time!). I dare say that during a time when left handed people were often connected to the Devil, he also became ambidextrous and was able to do both. Just a thought, but if my mum could do it, an artistic genius probably could too.
@extropiantranshuman 4 місяці тому
1:31 he knows! That's what we all do everyday. As we try to create history, we're busy documenting it! The qualms of the information age. Can't wait for the imagination age - what a breeze (but of course honest ads was already all over that one!I can't get enough good stuff here).
@kameljoe21 5 місяців тому
Clocko, my golly your agent is quite good!
@justicar347 5 місяців тому
Can anyone tell me the music they were playing towards the end?
@shannonnewman3091 5 місяців тому
Nice 1 !
@EatMyTrueRhymes 5 місяців тому
When do we get a Christmas episode 😂
@mattb9664 5 місяців тому
How about covering the transition of the workday from what it used to be, which was basically wandering into work a couple times each week for a handful of hours each day, to the 40 hour workweek...which is actually a 60-80 hour workweek for many people.
@AB-ee5tb 5 місяців тому
I don’t know if this is a communist channel or not, but there’s plenty of videos talking about that on UKposts
@noseboop4354 5 місяців тому
Yes, people don't know that while peasant life was far from glamorous, at least they only worked an average of 25 hours per week (except during the busy harvest period).
@KiroHeart 5 місяців тому
Six to midnight, ive never heard that but its great
@EpiphanySME 5 місяців тому
“They’re just for show; That explains why they’re so pretty.” 😂
@scrimpishimp4857 5 місяців тому
Jerry Sienfeld: "Where are my bones?!"
@hazukichanx408 5 місяців тому
Da Vinci had an apprentice whose middle name was Giacomo? Hmmm, that couldn't _possibly_ be related to them naming the protagonist, inventor and head of the nice(ish) faction of the Vinci civilization in Rise of Legends "Giacomo"...
@aestevalis0 5 місяців тому
C. All of the above. Even the smart guys were dumb back then.
@kurtsimon7530 5 місяців тому
Soo we're gonna ignore that "Honest Ads" started pulling a reverse history channel. If Cracked was honest.....Roger is the only thing they really have.
@goreobsessed2308 5 місяців тому
Why make these as soon as rogers gone i am
@southernfriedwestcoaster 5 місяців тому
I love this series. Its like if history class was higher than Snoop Dogg.
@jayb8154 5 місяців тому
Y'all keep honey potting me with the old guy, then hit me with the annoying clock.
@electricminecrafter 5 місяців тому
leanardo
@airstrauss 5 місяців тому
Dude sweet, sweet dude
@sebastianacevedo9444 5 місяців тому
A fascinating history lesson
@darthchris007 2 місяці тому
This needs to be a separate series, didn't have the same flow that Honest ads normally do. Didn't hate it. Just felt off a bit.
@eplanti 14 днів тому
honestly, not bad for one of the first guys poking around at bodies
@andrewweaver2517 5 місяців тому
@Weird Food History, listen up. This is how you introduce new voices. You think we like the talking clock? Hell yes, but thats not the point. Dont surprise us without proper fuckery first. Otherwise. Well, you saw it. Just take notes, please.
@tensazero 5 місяців тому
Yeah.. Leo DeV was obsessed with bone....
@jyoung9046 5 місяців тому
😂😂😂😂 where my bones
@derekrichardson9105 5 місяців тому
Roger, you're awesome, but, Da Vinci means "of Vinci". Basically "Leonardo Da Vinci" means "Leonardo is from the town of Vinci. Like, I'm Derek from Great Falls.
@theyearwas1473 5 місяців тому
Putting your junk in a trunk wasn't worth it in the 1400s.
@Wisankara 5 місяців тому
Please don't tell me Leonardo da Vinci was an incel... yikes
@patricklaliberte7096 5 місяців тому
What happened to the other honest history videos?
@BingFox 5 місяців тому
Just want to say that I really like these segments. The characters are great. I want more just as I want more of Roger. Both make for awesome content!
@Honest_Ads 5 місяців тому
someone's got good taste, we approve this message
@diffpizza 5 місяців тому
I don't know what they were smoking, but it resulted in a great video
@DConstructiveCritic 5 місяців тому
Roger, please do an episode 'If Recyclers Were Honest' to bring light to the fact they sell recyclable plastics to nations Like Laos (who don't have recycling facilities) who simply dumps the trash back into rivers and the ocean!
@Honest_Ads 5 місяців тому
we've done it!
@EzekialRagel 4 місяці тому
How many souls has Horton trapped in that TV?
@DarkMoonLilith 5 місяців тому
stopped at 1:21...nice try! No Roger!
@IanCunningham92 5 місяців тому
Fun fact: da Vinci isn't Leonardo's last name. It means 'from Vinci'
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