Please tell me I'm not the only one with a dirty ole mind!

All tacos are recorded for quality and training purposes

Excuse me, but one of those countries put a man on the moon

Ghost jobs should be illegal.

Prove to yourself that you have the strength, and the courage, to be free.

If REITs are telling the truth…..

Here’s a reminder that the entire country of Finland has a population of 5.5M

Man, that black guy lied on his resume when he said "I am an actor"

Most of these things are only issues if you carry a balance. I pay my credit card off weekly. I get benefits from my credit card and they get nothing from me.

I thought i was hitting that 1% mark when they bumped me up to 800😅

I agree, we should switch to human milk

Bros gonna get stationed in like Kansas or something

I love Roger so much.

This is an example of rich people glorifying their actions without any care in the world, and only to further their own economic endeavors.

The irony of being sponsored by Factor

Omg the oohhhhhhhhhhh fuckin killls we’ve only been in wars the entirety of our nation’s existence lmao

My public middle school once had a kid make a shooting threat. He was given in school detention for a day and the parents were not told about it 😭

Ok ok time to do one of the celebrities and how they are for sale. ❤

Fuqin brilliant

Not accurate, they actually answered the call

I hope this is satire

The soul drained look of being customer service 💯

100% accurate including the drained voice and utter lack of enthusiasm.