jameson RIGHT AHAHAA

jameson that's just good television right there

jameson same.

I want this as a TV show

Honestly tho

Yes but now we're all invested in this candy and gay love story.

honestly I'd buy both of those

@@richyyLR *a soul for a soul*

It's different for your prefrences

What Vincent said, you like it small, or you like it *_biiiiiiiiiig_* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Their names are Tooru-kun (bf), Chii-chan (gf), and Long long man if you didn't know. :D

And yes, this storytelling is way more than a 10/10. I'd give it a 15/10 if there was an option.

She's not there for the action, but for the length. She explains it herself, claiming that looking at long things reassures her of her own mortality over an unnamed illness, affecting how long she has to live. It's also evident in what brings her back to Tooru-kun as well, as she realised that he's the same length as Long Long Man - just segmented for easier consumption. Side note, the two being the same length makes for some clever foreshadowing to the two's pairing looking back!

@@mmgmagic The illness is a lie.

Bro I can't even breathe anymore just from reading that first sentence. I'm dying lmaoooo 😭😭

And that's not even close

Truth

Even Hilda and the Mountain King?

@@VigilanteLulu TF is hilda and the mountain thing

@@bepis_lord7883 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilda_and_the_Mountain_King

Atago Chan this would be tragic as fuck drawn out hahaha

That Japanese kid would be me

Missing one episode would be fatal, holy crap

I would like to be that random Japanese kid.

lol

Ah yes narrative

we love representation

they don't want to advertise against any of their own products, that's probably why they have the friend say that the short gummies have just as much net worth

:D

@@maplesyrup10q19 Thankfully it was just for jokes.

Also the fact that she supposedly has a health issue that is going to end her life soon, but completely ignored going forward, so it could very well be just a lie to get out of having an "affair" with the long gummy

@@stealthis That was 100% tooru's imagination prolly

based

The fact that the guy wears a jacket with "long distance" written on it :D

- the fact that it's actually a gay love story

Nice little detail there!

this is legit the best advertisement I've ever seen, so much effort, actually entertaining, interesting and so bizarre that you'll never forget about this candy

I just noticed, with the "sakeru gummy *VS* long sakeru gummy" scenes, the camera always seems to zoom in and focus on only Chi-chan's short sakeru, not Tohru's, during the "Long Long Man" riff part It always was a Chi-chan *versus* Long Long Man battle for Tohru's gummies and heart, even in the slogan

Hegelian dialectics baby! (At least I think so. I'm dumb)

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that switch, genuine gold

Ikr

and all packed in 6 minutes instead of a season with ten episodes that are 40 to 60 minutes long

Fancy seeing you here

@@shirosame7 *Either 12 or 26

Hell, this has a better twist than any form of modern media would ever dream of achieving.

arciks11 This is better than R. Kelly trapped in the closet

...and it's absolutely beautiful

this is a cinematic masterpiece

I'd watch the 200 episodes its "long long man and normal gum man and the random girl that ruins the opera"

IT GORRAM IS!

I think the seduction was all in Chi-chan's head.

The ultimate flex

He doesn't. Long long man always have his eyes to Tooru, the woman mistakenly think he looks at her

remarketable

And an extremely catchy jingle! True perfection

It exudes the NTR energy...

A long...long ride.

not to mention the gayness

"Longing" for him omg that's briljant

NICE

That pun shall be ceased

Dad?

Good one lol

Not really successful ad when the viewers are a bunch of weeaboos that will never purchase the product

vinzer72frie Well, I think it’s geared to Japanese people rather than weebs.

vinzer72frie to be honest I actually want to try with their advertising

vinzer72frie don't know what website I would have to get on to buy it since I live in America and that's Japan but I would love to try this product

vinzer72frie - well SOME of us just really love the LLMCU (Long Long Man Cinematic Universe)

_Semi-decent??_ I think you mean absolutely amazing

semi decent is an understatement

That's japan for you they know what the people like when it comes to advertising

Japanese snack commercial are always so nice and weird 😂

I simultaneously love and hate that it actually kinda sounds like the theme

@@mmgmagic I DO remember hearing something about how an elephant sound was used for the Miguel theme as well. My best guess is that this is some stock sound effect and it just happened to be used in this commercial too, lol

I did an actual test. It was a lie.

666

It was a perfect 999 likes, so I ruined it!

@@y2shuproblem eh, they probably do it by weight. I doubt every person working to make this snack actually cares about putting the 'right' amount of pieces in every bag

Nobody asked you PATRICE!!!

Ohh I haven't noticed that!

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THIS

Awww. That's so sad to realize now

The unseen sadness is the worst sadness...

having u are engrish

Me neither, it was very well done, I was too busy laughing at the entire thing I never thought about it!

I had a feeling at the end that it was coming. just lol

Even though I laughed my ass off, the ending was an asspull, sorry but why would the long guy "sleep" with the girl if he was after the boy all the time? Anyway it is a commercial and a very funny one on top of it!

isaac3002 when Toru finds the gummy candy on her bed he assumes they slept together but she says that's not the case so they might not have

isaac3002 That was just what tooru thought, not what really happened

AS IT SHOULD 👏🏻👏🏻 👏🏻

I know I came for it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@@BwooHuraca same

@@BwooHuraca I miss the days when people could put the lenny face in comments without people saying "sus"

four separate awards, so far.

In the end, he was the Guy she should have worried about

oh that's interesting, considering how the end cards to the ad changes from "short vs long" to "short and long" in the last ad

You and the Guy She Thought She Didn't Need To Worry About

I want this to be a more popular trope in stories 😭😭

so basically if you are not the long one just have a g*ng b*ng to adds up the size

it was the best flex

its called a train/trail, but you're not wrong

Its not a cape its a coat tail

l o n g

L o n g l o n g m a a a a a a a n

It's not that Tooru-kun wasn't smart, he was just too infatuated with Chii-chan and was oblivious because of that

But doesn't chii-chan's coworker start fawning over the impending yaoi at the end?

@@FadkinsDiet she can't be responsible for all these dramatic people she hangs out with. It must be exhausting

@@FadkinsDiet She's just happy for Tohru-kun. She says ''And what a good man, too'', meaning she thinks LLM's a nice person.

@@zagzig3734 he's a SIMP

Couldnt surprise you? You live in a cave for these years?

Seven is this what you’re doing with your time

dat face @ 4:50

Cece Henry That grammar surprises me. Lol jk

That was your first mistake

I want to be that man

@@thesuperdoge2476 life goals

I can't NOT imagine it now

And boy did he nail it Long Long MaaAAAAAAAAAAn!

Worth it 100%

long

When I rise to riches, I will enforce this video as mandatory training for my marketers, and all my commercials will reflect its brilliant light

Also with a brilliant plot twist. I'd finally want to watch commercials lol

ERMAHGERD WUT i'm watching this like everyday and there's always the "long long maaaaan~" in my head

ERMAHGERD WUT lin yanjun 👀

ERMAHGERD WUT Even though it was a long video.

ERMAHGERD WUT I regret every single one.

U ZHANGJING’s MAN?

She only cared about the length of their gummies, the other guy didn’t care how long tooru’s gummy was, he only wanted him

Yeah

A true friend is one who tries to talk you out of cheating. She’s a good person, if only Chi-chan had listened. Lol

@@_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871It's good she didn't, now Tooru has someone who loves him for who he is.

I'm deeply sorry for your loss, he'll be watching you from the sky making sure you're happy! :D

While you two cannot meet each other again, this memory shall pull him close to you My condolences

@@annoying_HK_guy Not in this life maybe.

I'm sure he's laughing from heaven my dude. You were there for him when mattered the most, that's all that's important.

You on your deathbed: "I have only one regret..." *Door opens* "Long! Long! Maaaannnn!"

LONG LOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAN

No

It's weird if you didn't

We all did, buddy.

Absolutely not

When her work friend stacks up the gummies and says what she says, I tear up

HE gotta have this theme song though. lol

@@TheBengalDragon No put him in the Foodfight sequel.

Nice!

@@TheBengalDragon He's a food mascot so he has to fit in in Foodfight.

@@derralgerken He's a mascot that should be in Foodfight II you know the movie that was like 65 million to make...

"Hello, my love." "Hey, bitch."

@@CurtisAlfeld IOFEIOJFISLJ

I dont know if sakeru gummy is smart for doing it or if you're smart for noticing. Probs both

@@CurtisAlfeld I- 😂

Now this is how you write a plot twist

enthusiasticPsychopath get out

Km Funcion aw.

Can someone lend me a gun?

Ray Mercer ; o ; nuuuu

enthusiasticPsychopath I LOVE YOU FOR THIS PUN :')

Lord Inquisitor they just didn't have a fuck given, they make whatever they want which spark creativity.

Looooooooong ago

This is what happens when your country gets nuked twice and your imperial culture is torn from you as a war trophy

lmaoooooooooo

Lewis Cameron loooooool

she didnt want to leave long long man

That part where Long Long man and the girl is in bed is just Tooru's imagination when he saw the long strip on the bed. If you look at how Long Long man reacted when the girl tried to be fed the long candy in the mouth, Long Long man actually looked away in awkward confusion. (and likely bailed out after that, leaving only the long candy behind). Yes I am that invested in this dumb commercial, don't ask me why, I don't know either T_T

Hey ang ang!

Well the long long guy was kinda stalking him so .....

Not Long Guy This is Long Looong Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

If you watch them individually they make sense, if you watch them all together they form a masterpiece

If you watch one randomly its like watching an anime and you don’t understand the storyline

@@DullerThanChalk Just like how Sakeru gummies are just cut up Long Sakeru gummies.

@@elroy9173 Damn

Best slice of life

It was his dream job ever since he was a Long Long Boy. He only felt that he earned the title of Long Long Man after get the Long Distance Bike delivery job.

@@CrystalGreymon *long long distance bike

He thought that his man-crush-Monday was being stolen away forever from him.

Yet he didn't give up and crashed his marriage.

Tooru x Long Long Man

It also serves as a reason for the camera to pan upwards showing his long long ears

The depth of writing is stunning for a gum commercial

Nice profile picture I see u are also a person of culture

@@JustJoeKing5 Akko church

What the fuck is wrong with your pfp lol

If your freind is like that you need to be prepared for anything

@@bruv7521 i think they changed it can you tell me what it was

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT LMAO

@@BobUtsunom1ya its funni how its actually true its a yandere um long-long mandere

Oh my goodness, so much thought went into these ads.

Also, every time Tohru-kun sees the Long Long Man he reacts positively

+++

Exane it stays in my head nooooooooooooo

IM FUCKING DONE

*do you have time?*

Wait WHAT?!

Thank you so much for giving me this information

The internet never disappoints

Maybe I should try to make one... it's been a long long time since I have made any though

Link?

You're goddamm right

@Timefliesbye *3/4 The first few seasons were actually quite good, let's not lie.

@@alexkurtdark Because they had the source material.

*Draws his sword* LAAAWNG LAAWWNG MAAAAEEEEYHNNNN

They would've had the night king bring a long long niiiiight~

AAAAAHHHHHH STRETCH LONGER!!!!!!!! Gummy-san: AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

I cried laughing at that

🤣😭

PandasNeedSoup this guy

You forgot James Charles

level I said “men”, not “pansies”

Claude from Fire Emblem

ITS KING DEDEDE YOU FUCK

you forgot a De

fiction Arch It was a long time coming

"after everything".... Im dead... 5 minutes...are those everything

@@x-lord0000 That's how you make a good ad. 5 mins is all you need.

@@hillian6413 She never did. It was only Tooru's imagination.

@@azumiseguchi7401 about this: he never broke that gummy she wanted, and Touru finds it still intact when he goes there. From what we've seen I'm supposing it was the only long gummy he had on him at the time, which would mean that he probably just freaked out and left, and so the cheating only really happened in Touru's head as you're saying! Touru's found a catch!

Max Poole can’t wait for long and regular mix bag

It would've been a super smart marketing move if they did. Consumers would keep anticipating every commercial

Y E S .

It would’ve been a LOOOoong LOOOOOOooong time

JJ Michelle (long) (long)

Ur mom gay

North Swamp what an idiot... ur mom IS gay

North Swamp moms*

Faceofu ohhhhhhh SHIET boiii

Iax Moe Slem ur mom gay also

the Japanese version of Ray Harley

My mans got visuals like Leon Trotsky, but asian

@@its.a.new.day_ Something was up with Trotsky's eyes imo, I find them unsettling.

@@DrewPicklesTheDark It is a valid opinion!! I respect it!! In my opinion, his eyes are just a light color, which can make eyes seem like they stare into your soul.

He has that "Long" way of being attractive.

4:51 Idk what the thing that he's wearing is called but man it's hella long XD

@@crustyasshai A tailcoat But still a *LONG* tailcoat

LOO-OONG LOO-OOONG distance

Seyfert Barely but ok.

Tess Crelli Same bro. Same😂😂😂

Tess Crelli lets GOOO

Lmao

Charles Hart They're clearly speaking Japanese bro

You clicked on the video?

Justin Y. I’ve had enough of this ‘canon-fodder’ 😏

I know right?!

why do i find you everywhere

Justin Y. Why I keep seeing you everywhere ?

It was in the Visual Novel doe

Screamed and cheered and camed

@@jackmclean4120 ....Ayo?

@@tuckergoodin7684 _You will learn to do the same soon, like him, and like the long, long man_

Exactly, these ads were an entire anime season and we need more

@@jackmclean4120 pause

Justine Zeta looks like filthyfrank in his prime 😂

Sleepy Doge exactly! 😂

😂 TRUE

Well, Filthy Frank IS dead, maybe someone should hire that dude to Rap and fry noodles. I'd watch it.

7.62 x39mm What do you mean Filthy Frank is dead?

That's Tooru-san to you!

Don’t call my mans out like that :(

his is way thicker though, that counts for something damnit! lol

Stop Tooru abuse >:(

yeah

Kriffing_schutta I guess you can say it was a *long* emotional roller coaster

Park ChimMin Hahahahaha