There aint no War crimes without some Badger

The Jakanator but it was my turn

It mine after yours

Finnaly a worthy pin

I have committed a crime. I put the squeaky scout charm on buck and made him watch me blast people's knees off

PRISON BREAK GOT CANCELLED I WATCHED THE FIRST SEASON AFTER THAT IT WAS SERIES BAIT BULLSPIT XD Series stealer.... THIS IS THE PLOT WITHOUT ARABS, like wars from Vietnam and behind XD XD

And without the blowing or the torching or the torturing

No its just that as a Massachusetts person we all have these trochea

@@dammbenderisgreat when dunks is closed

Mack and cheese conspiracy

Opponents: "Alright, I think we're safe-" Maverick: *opens hole* Opponents: "UwU, what's this?"

@@MaskOfLimbo no just dont

*HERE'S MAVERICK!"

"WALL CAN WITHSTAND ASSAULT"

Or Heeeres Mavrick

He’s Been going that a lot

17:26 too

Whiskey tango foxtrot

For real

@@hayden.47 he'll yeah

No blood for the blood god is

that's one i have to stop myself for saying all the time. it sounds great but it just doesn't make sense.

just asking do you know what thats from

@@hentaispyder Warhammer 40k

I mean it does make sense because hell fire would be holy because it is there to burn sinners as a holy punishment for their sins

*FORTURNATE SON PLAYS*

The Lord Tachanka school... shooter... shit

Pumped up kicks

pumped up kicks

A school project

You dont know how long I've been looking for that comment

@@ethanjman5868 lmao

So a little less painful than getting hit by Sledge's Hammer. That works, having fired a BMG round (BFG lol) that gun would be so impractical in game, so expect it in Season 4 or 5.

So... if it hits like a sledge hammer swung by a space marine... it can split you in half?

@@carton5235 by that turn you into a fine red dust?

somebody watches demo ranch ayyyy

"getting hit with a sledgehammer swung by a Space Marine" I'm gonna use that now

I legit dont get that

That was sssssssssssssssssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

just like the one in the very beginning

@@jaxsonm4986 the transition was footage of him getting flashed on hereford then during his blindness the map switches to oregon (watch the walls and you'll notice the transition)

Kade Crawford yeah but i don’t get the audio also transfers over like them talking. Crazy as shit

Offensive Kapkan?

@@commandercody2980 a kapkan on the attacking team.

@@gabrielmcghie5310 I know I was correcting the original commentor

@@commandercody2980 ah ok. Have a good day

What do you expect

100% great

You mad you got called Lmao Zedong

@@ali-k i expected 4,5% fat

No it's not It's 100% *content*

Cav Is defence

@@travisfromsask4573 yes but he meant nokk is basically cav on attack mixed with vigil

Cab+Vig= N O K K

Could you not have just said nokk? Instead of phantom sight attacker

Patrick McCreary no he said cav main that hates playing attack

well, not anymore.

He has a small bit left, because it was shaved and not shed by using chemo therapy or old age

@@missingindy pulse likely just lost his hair via shaving it, losing it due to his genetics, or chemo.

Pulse has hair in um….Places.

SMASHING 69 likes, LIKE A BOSS!!!

Excellent photoshop mix homey.

Virginia man? More like massachusets man

@@gyro902 it was a news story

Yup

maverick is just the Killdoser as a person.

Virginia is best state

Like he’d use his own weapon to smack someone disrespecting thermcher

Pretty sue thats the ar 33

@@grahambobby4680 no its the spaz 10 cav has

Cause he just finished beating the shit out of Cav.

Because fuck you that’s why.

And then Badger proceeds to flash himself

Wait that was from red vs blue right?

DELSIN y? man? _...sigh..._ ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gYFjo5ynbpib2as.html

@Matthew Reese bless you

RUSSIAN badger and SOVIET womble confirmed brothers

Garrett McBride what video

Mr Zackiet hammer and scalpel.

Deadass, this is more proof that canadians have some kind of internal prediction algorithms.

Some Guy Lol we’re just good at predicting things bro look at UKposts’s Smii7y prediction compilation videos

@@Red-le7qo Ive already seen em all, which is why I made the joke lol

New Tonight: 83 hostages have been killed

9:45 Poopy Head

My hostage

Badge must be having trouble keeping up.

Here's my ideas for some new operators: (You can scoff if you'd like, I'm a Delta male, so I have no real pride or dignity) Operators from Pakistan, India or Israel maybe. Or hell, Australia would be cool. (I think these countries have counter terrorism) -An operator with a rocket launcher (controlled, of course) -An operator that is four or five speed, significantly faster than the 3-speeds. -An operator on defense that can do a yokai drone (Grapple up and lurk on the ceiling waiting for toxic ash mains) -An operator with a loud whistle that obliterates the hearing of the other team and gives out special ear coverings to their team -An operator that is immune to flashes or can see through smoke (controlled, of course, especially the immunization to flashes as that is an integral part of some operators' gadgets) -An operator with an unshootable drone (Controlled of course. It could be exploded) And last but not least, please buff vigil so that his gadget is better. It would be really cool. I think goobi could just nerf his guns or something.

LAMO 😂😂

Seth' I have some operator ideas of my own Knot (defense) part of the JRB Places a ASR (automatic strangling rope) that latches on door ways. Attackers gain an audio queue of a teammate getting strangled. In order to save your teammate you need to melee the rope. Knot gets 5 ASRs at the beginning of the round. Every attacker gets 7 seconds to get untied or they die. She is 2 speed 2 armor person. Her gadget can be destroyed by Thatcher yet a softball won't free an attacker. Ghost (attacker)JRB Ghost like twitch has a special kind of drone his drone has the ability to cloak itself for 17 seconds and when the cloak is off it has a 17 second cooldown but it has a weakness, it is louder than other drones when it moves so defenders can shoot it. And ghost gets 2 drones.

@@sethvanpelt5707 don't tell us that tell ubisoft

Seth Van Pelt they should make vigils ability like a mobile mute jammer

ten out off ten lmao

Just remove the L in Holes

*flashbang*

I mean I can hear the blow torch from across the room

Ya Boi still less painful then executioner wasp

Also breaking your ankels on frost melts

Holy shit u right it fucking sucks

Ya Boi shit u rite

Ya Boi true dat

Considering that the rim of the hole would be sizzling hot metal... Let's avoid that xD

the algorithm might evolve to catch innuendos if we use them too often and we wouldnt want that.

*opens maverick hole* OwO what’s this

@@oddacity5883 *🅱 E N I S*

I expected him to put his dooritto thru the hole...

*snap*

*real shit.*

That's not even the good Peter parker

Faxx

Amen brother

“Must...keep...walking...FOR BLITZKERG”

Ruby Infernum boo

Me too brother

He’s probably just eat it

Jacob Dying Extraordinaire makes sense.

No answer the penis

Oof

F

F

F

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Nomad's Airjabs are part of the desert

Who cooks with wifi?

Ubisoft wants to know your location

Isn´t Ela the Dessert?

Thonk

Love the fact it took him 2 seconds of Walking against the wall then he just planted! Fucking Hilarious!

Bruh how does a .50 a FUCKING .50 fit into a mag like that maybe just hear me out it isn't a .50 if it was it would kill everything in one shot and no way it would be able to have that fire rate

@Juan Tyrone IV cause it’s not a 50 cal, it’s a 50 cal Beowulf(or has badger put it, beuwulf ) which has the casing of a regular 50 cal but has a smaller head, which enables it to fit in a smaller mag like the one in his m-15

Oop wait I meant ar-15

ODD FUTURE m-15 top ten anime crossovers

Same

Same

rainbow siege six

Virus55 u good?

@@providedyeti1518 no

ItzPreliable Your not going to say that....NO

Man i thought Vigil was *drowning* in his edginess but really his brother is!

Woooooow, you're actually gonna say that!!

You shit head

Wow thats like....fucked up

No

Yes

ArbiterH2 Aka Perfect Accuracy I understood that reference

Perhaps

This is fucking great

Hey vsauce Masqurire here

Only the reload

*0:58

Its less funny then the remakes

Ty

You're*

Thank you

Jordan Pinkerton Have To say Badgers entire comment section is one of the best on the Internet. But I must congratulate you personally for giving me my first literal, uncontrolled, outloud laughter.

i.imgur.com/ERREkN2.jpg

wOw

Jordan Pinkerton got me again.

So what does Kaid look like? Cuban old man Major Ocelot?

When u watch so much netflix u kill the joke by knowing rick an morty isnt on netflix!! (Its on Hulu)

What Ω

@@snipe3elite630 are you sure???

Snipe3 Elite but it is on Netflix

@@yiasoumi8529 Nah it's on Hulu. Wait actually lemme check... Yeah It's on Hulu.

UwU Bwitzkweigs Powand, viowating da tweaty of vewsailles and subsequentwy stawting WWtwOwO. I am not sorry at all ПwП

Mistow Badjow I’m scawud.

uwu I Vill Kill mein sweffy welfy as the furowor

ArchAnarchy Ze Gweat Waw of China vill be ouwwa’s

@@lordofkebs5463 no et weel noat owo i weil take ower franze and ze oworld. fanze has soworendered and time to betway russia.

Eeeeeh, not quite. Kapkan can actually fucking move around (2-Speed flex), and Gridlock is Nikocado Avocado's girlfriend (3-Speed on attack? Fucking cri-).

That's... literally me.

That's the most Savage thing ever said about RussianBadger

DESTRUCTION 100

God damn. That's rough.

It actually sounds like you Cisco blue

I hate you

Why m8

Kandle Wax ikr

Ikr

UwU what's this? *commits genocide against the Armenians*

@@LaRavachole uwu what's this? *creates oceanic HQ and personal PMC to sustain the war economy*

gorlack2231 OwO b-but Kaz-Senpai. I-I’m alweady a demon...

UwU what’s this? Berlin Wall falls

UwU what is this? *shoots up columbine again*

Who?

@@commandercody2980 he's in 2 of tux birds video

@@fruityclouds2383 never watched him

@@commandercody2980 I recommend watching tuxbird since we're all bored in quarantine lmao

"wow" Wonder what made you guess that

Weast

HiOwOshima

When America plays ranked

kaBOOOOOM!

.... *WELL THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE !*

OwO we bombing the gamers

Just out of curiosity, did your dad used to flight F-14s? Or we are talking about the wrong Maverick?

@@rafaelalodio5116 Ahahaha, sorry goose. wrong maverick :D

I'm vegan it's kinda the same thing as siege

I bet this is definitely a true stoey and not faked.

@@marshallzzzz if it was fake why would they include that their dad's name was spelled differently?

Right?! He, like went from one part of the map to another, wth just happened?

@Ur mum gey No u that is a separate map, and it was amazing 😂

They might be, I have no idea though, haven't played Siege yet. People that have played it will know.

I was lowkey hoping that when the flashbang effect wore off it would be the beginning of skyrim

I thought it said “GOOGLE TRANSLATION” for a second.

I know

@@tempestorprime4577 i see u know your fire

@@codexoflols9515 I've been burning heretic with plasma since 2017

You're