I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iWaZjp1vgJV0o4E.htmlsi=boVVbCXpRgUzlwgx

As someone in their chat said “this stream is like watching 4 raccoons with internet access.” And that perfectly sums up their crew in a nutshell.

Therussianbadger is what happens when a production company with a real budget animates over the incoherent ramblings of your friend group.

I get flashbanged everytime Badger mentions his wife because there’s NO CHANCE in my mind that this guy can be in a committed relationship

23:50 “tell me the name of your god” “bold of you to assume I have one” is the coldest lines I’ve ever heard

"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" is as much of a classic as "What's the blast radius of that thing?" - "Yes"

I love that with Russian Badger's audience there was a non-zero chance the bro who was asking to leak the F-35 manual was serious...

I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here: "Patterson, fire a warning shot." "Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher." "Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."

"I'm in front of your house, I'm taking your staircase like Ed, Edd, n' Eddy" will always be my favourite Skullker bit

This video is like people watching their favorite Russian Badger videos while waiting for the Marvel vs Capcom video.

7:57 Fun fact: Taco Bell actually _was_ founded in 1962 by a WW2 vet. His name was Glen Bell, and he was a cook in the US Marine Corps

I highly appreciate the fact that you brought in both the old and the new videos into the mix. The Badger's crew is truly timeless.

"one pound, one pan, one tasty meal" favorite badger quote to this day 🤣

“Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.” Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.

badger not knowing what an argonian is confirms my suspicion that this is just the airsofter's table at lunch in video game form

1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US law. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you can go to jail for it. Literally the "too goofy for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.

1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣

"God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good

Fun fact: in California, it is illegal to name a fish aggressive names

25:19 the way Skullker says "Elimated" is just music to my ears for some reason

40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.

Hearing the cheems meme hits different now RIP Balltze

SWAWS 0:24 Badger revived the "SWAWS" meme at Amogus of all places.

15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.

"i fear no man, except the white man who will gentrify O block" that sent me wheezing into the air like a cartoon balloon

"MOM- i mean, yes :)" -heavenly father being relatable

I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.

26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS! 27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox." 29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check. 32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?

3:06 "one pound, one pan, ONE TASTY MEAL"

22:58 fun fact, the a-10 30mm gun has enough backward force to cancel out the forward force of one of the engines of the a-10

The best part of this is that Therussianbadgers videos make so little sense that you dont get confused by this.

Pendejo kid 37:21 is my absolute favorite thing in this whole compilation 😂😂

Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition. It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.

All this proves is that, no matter what... Badge and friends will always be more wacked than whatever scenario AI could come up with

next one, badger's crew but the punch line is missing

3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends. The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.

who is therussianbadger

What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago

I still love how they shut his whole joke down before he could even start

1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks. As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time. The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17. Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds. In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.

I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor

"the enemy is in that direction!" "sir, eliminating that direction."

16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school. Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland. I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.

0:27 "Yeah i cleared the house... OFF THE FUCKING MAP"😂, damn i love that line

17:47 Bro heavenly couldn’t handle the absolute silence from everyone.

17:24 I love the sudden drop of quality for this.

Okay, but taking 5 five hour energies to enter the Forbidden Hour is literally just the plot of Persona 3. They just call it the Dark Hour though.

Digi going absolutely apeshit when getting a chopper is my favorite bit with him on god. His umbridled joy and insanity was amazing

7:44 So I looked it up, and Badger is half right. His name was actually Glen Bell and served in the US Marine Corp during WW2 as a cook.

that "gregory, did the beat go off" clip felt like a humor flashbang

21:17 Holy shit, I'm crying at that "WOOO-"

Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?

3:34 How are you EVER ready for a conversation,when it concerns RussianBadger and co.??XD

The water allergy thing is weirdly real, and if that guy does have it, God bless his soul because it really is curse.

It’s like you locked six middle aged men in a room with internet access and just listened to every word they said It’s amazing

9:30 is by far my favorite skit

34:06 gets me everytime because its hilariously true and honestly hip hop and older rap is way better than the rap thats around today

3:18 the fact this shit happened to me in real life is surprising. Badger really speaking the truth when he’s talking bout random shit.

Watching this had made me cry the hardest in years. This shit was too funny!!

58:59 im at the gym mid workout and i nearly lost my shit laughing at this

"Bands so stupid a stack will drop a gamer IQ by 7 points" that shit still pulls my soul out every time 😂😂

Badger genuinely surprised when his anti material rifle goes through material... 23:14

57:59 "There's a bro in my head who calls me shitfuck"

Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets. Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?

2:48 sounds like those weird cylindrical toys that make an eeeorr sound when you twist it 180 degrees vertically

I can't unsee How much Badger Sways While Standing idle in any of His Mocap Animations

My stomach hurts from laughing so much, this is my type of humor fr

With the passing of cheems this hurt but felt good to come back to, we miss you little flamethrowmer

Honestly this just feels like one of his “badgers best of ….” 🤣 thanks for the endless laughs for an hour straight

That first clip is quite funny to me because I recently saw an article about how a chess grandmaster was starting the game 'wrong' on purpose because it confused his opponents so they couldn't predict him

“RussianBadger and crew just saying whatever” is just a summary of every RussianBadger video ever

"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" That's one of the best lines. that really cracked me up.

That bit where they cut off the bit 2% in mixed with Heavenly's laughing nearly killed me, I ain't laughed like that in a while🤣

As a guy with bpd (especially part where i pretty much have a baby's mind), i understand digi's pain

The microcosm of russianbadger videos: "I don't think I was prepared for this conversation"

Bing going super Saiyan 43:44 made me laugh so hard

3:41 ok low key that 1 4 was SMOOTH. Like damn where you get animation software THAT good?!

"I will fucking kill you, if you change the hot dog" 2 seconds later: "Because with all this inflations Money doesnt even feel real anymore" I was dying

"Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading"

40:07 Moments like that remind me how great Badger and the bois friendship is. (Well at least compared to my own old friend group lol)

12:05 oh my lord I never laughed harder

0:40 Only 40 seconds in and I am already proud.

man i needed this today, thanks brudda

55:00 this is the one part that made me almost fall out of my chair

The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videoes are

7:00 The two kinds of retail workers.

37:37 The way how the kid said pendejo is just hilarious.

I always love that in the Valentino bag one he just adds jiggle physics, like hmmmmmmmmm

A full hour and eighteen minutes of wonderful comical bullshittery. Love it.

the TSA lobster bit got me fucking DECEASED 💀 "he picks that fucker up and says 'you got a _bomb_ in there-" *ungodly amount of bass*

This is that big ass compilation we needed for Badger’s channel. Thanks for the video, Gamer.

Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.

US air support in Iraq be like: "Y'all got enemy fire?" "Is friendly okay?"

29:30 i lost it when i saw him say "ight" and fly thru the ceiling--

26:05 Didnt expect to have my name shouted out and complimented 🐸🤙

Badger can tell a meme no body has heard of and yet it makes sense to me.

Yall done fucked up I'm eating hamdogs to this one chief

for reference: a nuclear _physician_ is a medical doctor who uses weapons-grade uranium to treat cold sores

The moment at 3:02 will always be my fav it just flows so well and explains it so neatly, you cant beat it

This doesn't feel any less coherent than any normal Russianbadger video