"Did your grandma fall down the stairs?" "Nah, she was taken out by a Mario Kart with Star Power"

If only we had a living room the size of one in American sitcoms

Imagine being hit by a blue shell and your house just explodes.

People: the graphics on switch are too low Nintendo: ok, lets just use real life, people always say that has good graphics.

Introducing new course hazards: *Dog* *Grandma coming to visit* *Dad with ice in his whiskey glass*

"yo you getting the new Mario Kart" "no, my place is carpeted"

*plays on roof. Mario slips off the roof me: Where TF is Lakitu ?

Gonna rip the camera out and put it on an super fast off-brand RC car

*Spacious living room sold separately.

Fans: Give us an actual new Mario Kart game and new tracks! Nintendo: Nah, do it yourself.

Nintendo can we get MK9? Nintendo: "We have MK9 at home." MK9 at home:

Can't wait to see how many things children will break with this.

Gamers: "WE WANT PHOTO REALISTIC GRAPHICS!" Nintendo: "How about we bring the game... TO LIFE!

Let's be real, most of the people will end up having tracks the size of Baby circuit from Double Dash.

I actually used to work for the studio's owners many, many years ago when they owned Vicarious Visions. It was honestly the best work culture that I have ever been apart of. They are such good people, that I'm very happy for them and not surprised that they came up with this concept. Huge shout out to Karthik, Guha and the team at Velan. 🙂

When you drove Mario off a cliff and you forgot lakitu was sold separately

This is a if they had this when I was a kid... moment.

Can't wait to play this in my 1-room student apartment.

nintendo ready to win the award for most realistic graphics

Everybody: Mario Kart home tour Me an intellectual: Mario kart maker

Not gonna lie, I loudly screamed, *“MARIO KART 9?!”* when I first saw this.

I feel bad for anyone who has a dog or cat when they set up their course

Japanese Illuminati- "how do we get cameras in most American homes?" Nintendo- ...

Yo imagine changing in the room of a clothing store and a *FRICKING MARIO KART REMOTE CONTROL CAR* starts watching you.

**Looks at dog** "You are now the boss level"

When your friend/sibling is about to win, so you put your foot in front of their kart.

Questions: Q: What if I go off track? Q: What if my kart smashes into something? Do I have to get up? Q: What if I smash into another player? Q: How durable are these? Q: Can they operate outside? Q: How much space do I need? Sorry, just curious.

Mario Kart Home Circuit is: Mario Kart + AR + Mario Maker

"In Mario Kart Live you'll really feel like Mario Kart." 10/10 - IGN

The closest we'll ever realistically get to a Mario Kart Maker.

It's fricking $100 Also imagine living in a small apartment.

The fact that each player needs their own Switch completely destroys this.

I wish toys were like this back in my day...

Me coming home with new mario kart set: Ahhhh finally- My cat: NO.

Luigi death stare is gonna be 200% more realistic

Nintendo fans:can we have a “real” Mario kart Nintendo:

Somehow, I managed to think of 25 tracks for this: 1. "LEGO Road" -- Making a Rainbow Road using LEGO 2. "Table Park" -- Baby Park on a table 3. "Nostalgic Raceway" -- Nintendo-themed course using every Nintendo console 4. "Wal-Kart" -- Racing inside a Walmart store out of cardboard 5. "Little Timmy's Room" -- Race through a messy room 6. "Hell's Kitchen" -- Avoid toasters, microwaves, and the sink while aiming for 1st place 7. "Rooftop Run" -- Same thing as Table Park, but on the roof 8. "Skate Park" -- A race course in a skate park 9. "Cat Circuit" -- A normal race track, but with a course hazard featuring a cat 10. "World 1-1" -- World 1-1 from Super Mario Bros. as a race track 11. "Great Plateau Tower" -- 5 laps around a clay Great Plateu Tower from BoTW 12. "Nintendo Switch" -- Race on a giant Nintendo Switch 13. "Vertical Circuit" -- 5 laps around stairs, but with slopes 14. "Nature's Peak" -- Race outdoors 15. "Toppat Airship" -- Race on top of a cardboard recreation of the Toppat Airship from Infiltrating The Airship 16. "Cup World" -- Avoid cups while aiming for 1st place 17. "Formula Field" -- The longest track: race on a football field 18. "Billy's Trainway" -- Similar to Toad's Turnpike, cars pass by while racing 19. "DVD Motorsport" -- A race track surrounded by DVD cases. 20. "Waluigi Hockey" -- Referencing Waluigi Pinball, racers race on an air hockey table while people play Air Hockey, causing hazards for the racer 21. “Delfino Pool” - Race around a bathtub that’s not filled with water 22. “Pit Stop” - Drive 5 laps around the gas station 23. “The Portal Of Speed” - 5 laps around a giant Portal Of Power from the Skylanders games 24. “Dog Park” - Table Park, but with dogs 25. “Formula One” - Drive around a traditional race track

I wasn't expecting this, nintendo never cease to suprise me.

**gets lightning power-up** Mario: ooh, very scary Your entire house: *oh no*

If my Mario falls down a mountain, will Lakitu bring it back to me?

Gotta love Nintendo's innovation

Sony&Microsoft: We have Realistic HD Graphics. Nintendo: Hold my Switch.

Track Ideas for the non-creative: 1. Laundry Room Landing: Basicly a track in a laundry room, with some small jumps 2. Water Raceway: Put some blue paper down and make a bridge on the blue paper. That will be a lake/river. If you want better water, but a higher chance of breaking the game, use a pond. 3. Bowser's Bunkbed Castle: Use the lava theme on the game while making the track under a bed that you have to climb up 4. Boo's Basement: Make a track in your basement with some slight jumps. 5. Techno Terror: Make a track that goes around and on electronics. 6. Mattress Mirror: Use a mattress and some small mirrors, as well as boards to create illusions and the boards for a track 7. Paper Jungle: use paper machè to create trees, while the racers drive on leaves on the trees. ~Warning~ If you fall this can break your game 8. Trainset Circuit: Find a made trainset and make a track that goes on the train tracks. The hazard is the Train. 9. Bowser Jr's Pillow Fort: Make a pillow fort, and make a track inside it. For more of this track, make the track go outside the fort for a quick second, then go back in. 10. Kamek's Cursed Tower Boss Fight: Make a jenga tower, then try to knock the tower over by ramming into the tower, while on the kamek theme, and avoiding hazards. Shape the stage like Big Donut, with the tower in the middle. 11. Luigi's Haunted Homes: Make a track that starts in your house, then goes out a window and into your neighbors house thru another window. Put a checkpoint in the neighbors house, so nobody can cheat. For decoration, place small boos. 12. Trap Tricks: Make some traps you can trigger, by ramming into a pillar or whatnot. Make a bridge shortcut, but the bridge CAN be destroyed by a trap 13. Pet Palooza: Make a long track while your pets are the course hazard. Best Hazard: Cat 14. Whomp's Domino Ruins: Jungle theme, while having dominos as traps. If you destroy some of the track, the entire track is destroyed. Be Careful! 15. Clothing Cap: First make the track. then replace some of the track with holes, with clothes covering the holes. Cover the entire track with clothes. 16. Kitchen Khaos: Create a track using stuff from your kitchen, while the track is in the Kitchen. 17. Bathroom Bob-ombs: Make a track in your bathroom, if you have some lego mario bob-ombs, use them as decoration 18. Lego Mario Kart: Use Lego Mario sets to create your track. The piranha plant slide cart as a course hazard, Goombas blocking the way, it dont matter! 19. Origami Outpost: The Origami is back, make a track out of paper, and make some Traps Olly prepared! Thats the track! 20. Cat Boss Fight: Charge at your cat until the cat flees. This boss may last long, but try to scare away the cat! If you survive you win! 21. Garage Gateway

Me and my homies about to create Nürburgring.

Nintendo taking quarantine to a whole other level

Mario Kart Final Bosses DS: Wiggler GP: Robot Mario Wii: Topman Tour: Giant... Roy... Home Circuit: My cat

when quarantine is over everybody be coconut mall-ing in malls

Actually, when people saw this, they thought it was Mario Kart 9...

Me looking around my living room: yep no way that's happening

I have a brilliant idea... Okay so hear me out... Imagine... if Mario Kart Live... Was an eSport...

I asked my mom if we could get this and she actually said, "NO, that's how the government spy on us!" 🤣

Alternate title: Quarantine Kart: Quarantine Circuit

This is the "We have ____ at home" meme taken to a whole new level

Nintendo: Let's makes realistic physics. Also nintendo: makes real life cart to race.

I wonder how the game will handle certain situations like my little brother picking up the kart and running it to the finish line mid race.

This is honestly the natural evolution of toys to life. Before you used the toy with a nfc chip to play as a character, now the toy is the character.

I can’t wait for how people will do this in their LARGE HOUSES

You know someone's going to put a lot of time and effort to decorate their room into one cool Mario Kart level.

Can't wait to make my track "DRIVING AWAY FROM DOGS TRACK"

When I saw that, I was so hyped!! I remember thinking of a similar idea when I was a kid and now it's happening!!

"It cant go underwater"-IGN 3.5/10

Fans: Can we have a new, original Mario Kart for the Switch? Nintendo: Sure! Nintendo:

See now this is Nintendo’s creativity hard at work. Best new thing I’ve seen in a long time by them, and I mean since the release of the switch itself.

Me: enjoying this game in peace My little cousin: *BUMPER CAR!*

*My idea of a level: Survive the stairs...*

Imagine if mario kart released a track based on this called Home Sweet Home Circuit

I can't be the only one that keeps rewatching this just for the music

I remember back in my old days when I used to play hot wheels. I had to make the whole layout by hand and use my muscles to drive the cars. Now everything is automatic. Time flies man.

Augmented reality on point

"Boy, if this was online, you could see people's dirty houses." - My Younger Brother *Edit:* "Over 1000 likes? Is this what people do all day?" - My Younger Brother Again

Oh boy I can’t wait to build a real life underwater track with this

I like how the camera view is closer than usual. Makes it more immersive. But it still needs some work because it seems kind of cheap or needing refinement. Hope this camera view is incorporated in the next Mario kart. Right behind the driver is really nice.

Me: "Mum can we have Mario Kart?" Mum: "We have Mario Kart at home." Mario Kart at home:

R.I.P. anyone who has tough carpeting in their houses

This idea is actually one of the best I've seen since Nintendo came up with the Wii (which I was not a big fan of...). If this works, it might have quite an impact. Its brilliant.

When your sister is winning so you bring the dog into the room

2020 has been a financial burden for many people. Nintendo - “Want more financial burden?” Me - “Yes”

Mario: I fear no blue shell, but that thing (family cat or dog), it scares me...

Brilliantly timed for sheltering in place and spending more time at home

Everybody gangsta till 1:38 at the bottom

Mario kart 8: Quarantine edition

**picks up car and throws it across the finish line**

Imma getting this and building a lot of real life racetracks along with stadium 😎

Finally, I can make desert bus in real life.

Alright this is awesome, but let's just imagine being in your room vibing and then freakin mini cars start appearing

PS5 racers: Realistic physics down to the cars' vibrations and noise, lighting as accurate as possible down to the last detail on the tyres, intricate car modification experience as complex as modding cars themselves... Mario Kart Live: Play Mario Kart with RC toy cars in real life. PS5 racers: What have we been doing all these years?!

Everyone: Would Mario Kart 9 ever come out? Nintendo: Hold my beer peeps

I will play this once, and never again. But damn I still want it.

Can’t wait for my cat to attack Mario and Luigi as they drive by.

Remember when we drove HotWheels across our rooms just with imagination? Jealous about this

I would love to have this when I was a kid. Even now, this looks really fun!

I'm in my 30s and pre-ordered this. Not because I'm keen to race around my own home (my youngest cat would end that fun pretty quickly), but because I work in a library, and in addition to the shelves, tables and chairs, we also have a service desk and some boards for a sweet two-level track. My other coworkers, also in or approaching their 30s, are gonna love it.

Expect this to be a Scott the Woz video three years from now.

First we get 3D all stars now this? It's a good Thursday today isn't it.

This is how I kinda imagine Mario Kart ride at Universal Studios

Whooooo this game is going to be som awesome I’m going to play it for hours. 🤩🤩🥳🥳

Mario Kart: Real Life Edition

I wish this kind of stuff came out when I was like 7

Mom: "Wow, y'all spent the day reorganizing the house? Strange, the layout looks like a-" *karts passes her feet* Dad & Child: "PEDESTRIAN, OFF THE ROAD!"

I'M SO GONNA BUY THIS!