Meanwhile… Eclipse Glasses Recall | New Jersey Beach Trash | Nutmobile Drivers Wanted
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25 днів томуMeanwhile… We might know why your eyes hurt after watching the eclipse, New Jersey beaches are littered with some strange discarded items, and the Planters Nutmobile is seeking skilled drivers for a cross-country tour.
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@SpaceForceCommander 24 дні тому
Alligator intruder is called a Gator-Raid.
@chiguireespacialespecial 24 дні тому
Yes you Did! jajaja
@JadeValour 24 дні тому
Well, at least it wasn’t a croc(k) 🐊
@JadeValour 24 дні тому
Very good!🤣
@kenbrown2808 23 дні тому
I thought that was what you sprayed them with to make then go away.
@louislouis9811 23 дні тому
This comment and these replies made my morning 🙂
@zesty9815 24 дні тому
3:15 Well, I MAY have received an email from Amazon to tell me my eclipse glasses weren't safe, but I CAN'T SEE MY EMAIL.
@nhynyx 23 дні тому
That's a Lewis Black line if I've ever heard one.
@kitcoffey7194 23 дні тому
Womp womp never trust Amazon
@liberalsockpuppet4772 24 дні тому
I skip the interviews, but I watch every Meanwhile.
@chrisrj9871 24 дні тому
I'm guilty of that, too, but I do watch the monologue.
@deathligerven 24 дні тому
Same here, I really don't care about celebrities life (celebrity worship); personal life should stay personal. With that said, I do enjoy Late shows, but always skip the interviews and rather enjoy the Meanwhile section of the show and opening monologue.
@steven-qo9cs 24 дні тому
Agree..enjoy the monologue and Meanwhile.. occasionally I find a guest of interest to watch,( Bernie Sanders). Get John Oliver,still to my knowledge no response since his comments about Princess of Wales..Never been my cup of tea .John Oliver that is..
@blakethebeast3174 24 дні тому
Same, I don't even watch the show proper.
@Susanmugen 24 дні тому
Same, but also love monologs
@fonce9965 24 дні тому
Everything found on that beach in New Jersey is NOT what sunbathers leave behind, but what people on CRUISE SHIPS discard in waste baskets in their cabins but gets THROWN OVERBOARD by the maintenance detail before returning to Port!!! THIS has got to STOP!
@adelinas.7335 24 дні тому
No!!!!! Ughhhhh! That is awful!!!!! 😩
@user-jk5ye7bd8q 24 дні тому
I have seen CRUISE SHIP STAFF throw bags of rubbish in the ocean very late at night
@jamesfry4058 24 дні тому
@@user-jk5ye7bd8q I live beachfront in Panama and I see the lights and hear the music from the cruise ships lined up across the horizon all night waiting to pass through the canal. Very nice but many mornings I gotta clean up the plastic cups and dishes and beer bottles and 20 pound trash bags washed up on the beach in front of the house. Troglodytes!
@user-fu5ok8oi2k 24 дні тому
If that can be proven…it needs to be called out
@zogar8526 24 дні тому
I agree cruise ships do this, but is that garbage really their? I doubt it. First, there aren't as many that go by new jersey. Second, much of that garbage accumulates out at sea. The Atlantic doesn't have a patch like the pacific, but it still has one. So maybe some is, but I bet a lot is what is left behind.
@TheRealDunalTrimp 24 дні тому
Estro-gin is complemented by Testoste-rum
@johnlee7164 24 дні тому
That's just a recipe for Baby-leys
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
I drink it with my Testoster-roni, the real San Francisco treat.
@jacoblf 24 дні тому
who knows the sound of peeing in a cup: Every Nurse & many medical doctors.
@misterflibble6601 23 дні тому
It was a joke! Sheesh
@clarafedde8674 23 дні тому
Amazon workers, truck drivers, and wet work specialist....
@jaysiegel4742 20 днів тому
@@misterflibble6601 not a very good one...... anyone who's been to the doctor for a physical knows the sound.....
@delta5297 20 днів тому
Uhh, if you've ever filled a paper cup at a soda fountain or water fountain, it would sound the same...
@Mike__B 23 дні тому
now if the Planters nut mobile teams up with the Oscar Meyer weenier mobile you may have the ultimate meme
@LJCyrus1 18 днів тому
They should form a convoy and tour the nation, encouraging the consumption of wieners and nuts.
@BREEZEMAYES 24 дні тому
Nurses know the distinct sound of a man urinating in a cup, bottle or used cola container & can discern whether that containet is plastic, glass or metal. They can also guesstimate within 30 ml of the correct amount. It is part of the job description.
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
Could you say that once more - only slower this time? And would you mind calling me puddles?
@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 23 дні тому
All in contrast to a bed pan... 😏😉😎
@user-lq8ry6pg2b 23 дні тому
Peeing in a cup, don't give Spirit Airlines that idea😂
@rmtab6511 24 дні тому
How are you going to fine someone for peeing in a cup when you're not letting them leave or use the toilet?
@chiguireespacialespecial 24 дні тому
The Roman Times!
@dt6esdff413 24 дні тому
he can hire a lawyer and sue the airline
@BlahVideosBlahBlah 24 дні тому
I mean they COULD have just peed all over the seat, pants, shoes, carpet, etc.
@leapintothewild 23 дні тому
According to the story released by the airline, they were delayed for 20 minutes. Twenty.
@kitcoffey7194 23 дні тому
@@leapintothewild when you're old, that can be an eternity
@wendigo53 24 дні тому
Well, there are worse places to urinate when stuck in a line... like urinating NOT in a cup.
@dianewilliams1125 23 дні тому
So true!😅😅😅
@genericamerican7574 24 дні тому
Florida really does have a squatter problem 🐊
@lesleyghostdragon3149 23 дні тому
Mr. Colbert, YOU are "like a topical ointment for the soul." Thank you for the healing moments of humor you inject into the endless horrible news headlines. Thank you doubly for all your good and noble works 🙏🙏
@shiddykiddy-lp4dz 24 дні тому
I'm Helen and that's my alligator 🐊 who watches the Wheel with me. I want him back!! 😢😢
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
We're here for you, Helen. ❤❤❤
@raygunsforronnie847 23 дні тому
But can it complete the puzzles before you do?
@user-yn7yo1co3k 23 дні тому
@@raygunsforronnie847 "IT?" Well, if that ain't a croc. 🐊
@UnicornsPoopRainbows 24 дні тому
I've heard a kid pee into a bottle while at a movie theater because his dad didn't want to take him to the bathroom. It is indeed an unmistakable sound 😬
@chrisrj9871 24 дні тому
Hearing a stream of hard water hitting an enclosed surface with all that echo ... it's not tough to imagine such a sound.
@jackthompson6296 24 дні тому
Are you SURE he wasn’t making Starbucks green tea?
@derekstein6193 24 дні тому
Seeing as humans can generally tell the relative temperature of water when it is poured into a container, this capability lends itself well to identifying urine hitting the inside of a cup, as most people are used to the sound of cold or room temperature water filling a container.
@mollymclean-xj3qd 23 дні тому
MAGA Dad.How despicable. To think there are people out there who want kids.
@Taricus 23 дні тому
@@derekstein6193 Really? That makes me want to go pour different temperature water into cups to see if I can hear a difference LOL!
@mszoomy 24 дні тому
😂 i wanna drive the nut mobile!!
@SpaceForceCommander 24 дні тому
Those customers should avoid getting their Guide Dogs from Amazon.
@kitcoffey7194 23 дні тому
Amazon sucks!
@DawnakaPookie 23 дні тому
I love hearing the band director laughing at Stephen.
@GHinWI 23 дні тому
Having never heard someone pee in a paper cup, I’m 100% positive I would immediately recognize the sound of peeing in a paper cup.
@Ford_prefect_42 24 дні тому
"who has that much experience with the sound of peeing in a cup?" Women. Women do. You go in to the doctor with the flu, pee in a cup. Broken arm? Pee in a cup. Just gotta use the bathroom? Cup.
@itzamia 23 дні тому
Doctors like making people do that, and then you get to pay the 20 dollar fee a month later
@kelleren4840 23 дні тому
@@itzamiawe truly live in a strange world, don't we?
@tsubadaikhan6332 24 дні тому
That Pregnancy Test on the New Jersey Beach. Was it positive or negative? Asking for a friend...
@sicknado 23 дні тому
Positive
@paulzammataro7185 21 день тому
😆
@AmataTai 23 дні тому
I need a case of that Estro-gin immediately XD
@lesleyghostdragon3149 23 дні тому
"Snitches' Bramblesack of News" This just in: Stephen's Meanwhile intros slay 👏
@FelixFelicis117 24 дні тому
You know who has that much experience listening to other people peeing right next to them into containers? Soldiers, in combat vehicles, long patrols.
@Mozart1220 24 дні тому
Truckers, with partners...
@ryokkeno 23 дні тому
Urinalysis observers.
@jeanneratterman4174 23 дні тому
The paper cup urinal is better than peeing on the floor, eh? Give the guys creds for being courteous while under duress. When you gotta go and no place to go. 😉
@kelleren4840 22 дні тому
"The Snitch's Bramble-Shack of News" The whole intro today was epic, but man that had me deeeaaaddd.
@merryboy 23 дні тому
This is up there for the 'Best Meanwhile Ever' award! Wonderful writing and delivery! Kudos!
@artel6225 23 дні тому
Team Colbert writers on🔥 🔥
@gus.smedstad 23 дні тому
Crawford may have her own liquor brand, but it's no Cerveza Cristal.
@jmcmurrah 23 дні тому
Amazon? Shocker! 😂
@carlawallace642 23 дні тому
😂🤣😂 you give me the best laughs Stephen Colbert ❤❤❤
@lauriecarron7064 23 дні тому
Oh seriously, you had the perfect opportunity to add in the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile into a joke with the peanut truck. Aaahhhh!
@kerrynicholls6683 23 дні тому
So I was under a rock? Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺 P.S. That was the best Aussie accent I have ever heard and I hear it everyday, when I talk to myself.
@microbe_rz31 17 днів тому
That's an Ozzy accent you have.
@Paludion 24 дні тому
One day I want the monologue to start backward. Stephen crafting the news scavenger' style and then waking up in the lap of luxury.
@neildutton8077 24 дні тому
"They found your eyelashes and fishnets....also if that was your jockstrap, you're not pregnant." ☺😀😂
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
Not so fast, Neil. You don't know everything, Mr. Know-It-All.
@robynsegg 23 дні тому
@@user-yn7yo1co3k 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stanbyme7874 24 дні тому
The horses got this old lady 😂
@marydauby5229 24 дні тому
I’ll have an Estro Gin and Tonic 😂
@archive881 23 дні тому
Ahhhh, the drink of sexy cougars everywhere! 🤣
@ThomasBarrettMusic 23 дні тому
Can this be the one that gets sent in for Emmy consideration 😂
@charlenejones3457 24 дні тому
Thank you for making me laugh 😆 I was feeling down so thank for making me feel better! ❤️🩹
@igorschmidlapp6987 23 дні тому
Don't they have a pair of Nutmobiles follow the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile in formation? ;-P
@user-wv7kt4wk7q 24 дні тому
Thanks!!! 🤣. And I thought I was the only one while in Florida who had an alligator friend to watch the "Wheel of Fortune" with. I heard the confirmation that it's unhealthy to be alone 😢
@tsubadaikhan6332 24 дні тому
I told a Floridian friend it was unhealthy for him to drink alone so much. Come to think of it, I haven't heard from him in a while...
@user-wv7kt4wk7q 24 дні тому
@@tsubadaikhan6332 Yup, I hear ya. I also read how the alligator population is exploding along side an article that the human population is reporting record proportions of loneliness. I mean go figure 🐝💪 🌅 🧘 Live Long and Prosper 🖖
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
Yeah, it was fine for a while. I just got tired of "Allie" drooling over Vanna. 😩
@Sairin13 24 дні тому
Therapy gator
@dianewilliams1125 23 дні тому
Where can I get one?😮😮😮
@laurawatters914 24 дні тому
THAT WAS HILARIOUS MEANWHILE 😂 😂😂😂😂😂OOHH MY GOODNESS STEPHEN COLBERT!!
@adelinas.7335 24 дні тому
The peanut comment was so eloquently crafted it made me truly bust out laughing instantly! 😂😂😂
@napalmholocaust9093 24 дні тому
Amazon needs to be broken apart if this is what they find acceptable to sell.
@michaelwong9411 23 дні тому
There are so many reasons Amazon should be broken up. Teddy Roosevelt would bring down the hammer on this outfit. One of the things they do is "vertical integration", where they use their dominance in one market to give themselves a competitive edge in another. Amazon manufactures many of the products that they sell in their dominant store platform, and they can of course use that platform to promote their own products ahead of competitors.
@russellmiles2861 23 дні тому
It is so unnerving when Stephen does an Aussie accent. It has me looking around for my cousin.
@positivevibetec 24 дні тому
Every service tech or construction worker knows the sound of peeing in a cup or bottle. Truck drivers too. You know, real people
@GusCraft460 24 дні тому
I thought Mr. Peanut canonically died.
@Ford_prefect_42 24 дні тому
He expired
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
No, Gus, he was dry roasted.
@jeepliving1 23 дні тому
He transitioned to a new phase as a jar of crunchy peanut butter.
@user-yn7yo1co3k 23 дні тому
@@jeepliving1 Jeep, that reply sticks to the roof of my mouth. 😄
@bluesdjben 24 дні тому
My friend and I once found a sonogram on the beach.
@leafyrox 24 дні тому
It's kind of weird that the Peanutmobile is going to be escorting Mr. Peanut's corpse, who supposedly died in 2020.
@gotit4cheap368 23 дні тому
THANK YOU, we aren't going to just forget about the whole Baby Nut incident, Planters. This company just makes so many weird marketing choices.
@IaIaCthulhuFtagn 23 дні тому
Yeah, the eclipse glasses was a ripe opportunity for scammers. That's why I just used the camera on my phone to watch.
@vickisawyer7405 24 дні тому
I thought Mr. Peanut was killed off a few years back!!
@Mozart1220 24 дні тому
Nah, hes back and anti histamine resistant baby!!
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
No, Vicki, not killed. He was assaulted. 🧂🧂🧂
@vickisawyer7405 24 дні тому
@@user-yn7yo1co3k wasn't he thrown off of a cliff?
@vickisawyer7405 24 дні тому
@@user-yn7yo1co3k anyways, I won't be applying for that job!🥜🥜🥜
@QUICKBOOKS1 23 дні тому
He sneezed, and, said, "CaSHEW"!
@HatstandTuesday 24 дні тому
As a Kiwi, I assume that was supposed to be an Aussie accent. It wasn't a good Aussie accent either. You should know better.
@Astromechy 24 дні тому
Thanks for the confirmation. As neither a Kiwi or an Aussie, I wasn't certain of the authenticity.
@chiguireespacialespecial 24 дні тому
We gotta Clock work Orange Code!
@darkonc2 24 дні тому
Yes. Good drivers, please. Many years ago, my friend Arne Hanson, who worked for AdBusters, no less, had his motorcycle busted when it was run over by the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
@michaelpjeffries1521 24 дні тому
Airlines need to start offering pee jugs like the truckers use.
@migmit 24 дні тому
Meanwhile starts at 1:57
@user-yn7yo1co3k 24 дні тому
Thanks. Many of us appreciate the tip.
@Mr.HewJorgan 24 дні тому
Stephen, that was a ripsnorting you beaut Aussie accent, cobber. Good onyah !
@chiguireespacialespecial 24 дні тому
jajaja
@mueffe1357 24 дні тому
When you heard an unmistakble sound of someone urinating in a cup ...ONCE.
@genakirby 22 дні тому
Best meanwhile ever! Coffee out of my nose omg I laughed so hard
@tracy-annrobinson4559 23 дні тому
I love the appreciation for reggae that the band is showing. The artist Is one of our best, Mr McGregor, a class act.
@rcpilot179 24 дні тому
The Planter's Peanut mobile sure looks like a used Oscar Meyer's wiener mobile. 😅
@johnlee7164 24 дні тому
A tired wiener mobile?
@tytn9978 23 дні тому
My reaction to the airplane story: when u gotta go, you gotta GO! Was he just supposed to let it soak into his clothing??? I would think that the embarrassment of it all would have been a sufficient fine!
@laalaa99stl 24 дні тому
Free pee? At least it takes your mind off various parts of the plane falling off.
@teelo12000 24 дні тому
An australian accent during a joke about new zealand?
@jandrews6254 24 дні тому
Close enough’s near enough. NZ is too hard for yanks
@johnlee7164 24 дні тому
NZ accent isn't real. It's an Ozzie legend.
@zelgadis55tmnt35 23 дні тому
It was from a flight between New Zealand and Australia so he could have just as easily gone for either accent *shrugs*.
@colinyandon6137 23 дні тому
Does it REALLY get better, Stephen? Please tell me that it REALLY gets better! Love AND longing from the Jersey Shore!
@Tilion462 23 дні тому
It gets better - and if not, there's always Estro-GIn!
@JoPlaysSims 23 дні тому
Colbert: Who recognizes that sound? Nurses everywhere: 🤫
@gus.smedstad 23 дні тому
Stephen's alternate self lives a really rough life, constantly on the run from various nefarious groups.
@kappatvating 23 дні тому
Purple drank and hog tie mafias lol. Intro is always epic
@Ryan_Messenger 23 дні тому
My first job was working at a jersey shore beach. A) All beaches should be free and owned by the state. B) I picked up easily 500 cigarette butts per day. The birds would eat them.
@mikemondano3624 24 дні тому
The cup got him caught. Next time, no cup.
@amandahess151 23 дні тому
Meanwhile is my favorite segment
@yurielcundangan9090 24 дні тому
Dusk till dawn never disappoints
@jayladusterhoft737 24 дні тому
I want him to bring back the word, but I do love meanwhile 💖
@SpaceForceCommander 24 дні тому
What else would urinating in a cup sound like? It’s quite distinctive! (No, it wasn’t me.)
@chrisrj9871 24 дні тому
Coming from the comments section of the same episode's monologue, was that the same Florida alligator that was fed METH?? lol
@elstellick 23 дні тому
The nutmobile and weinermobile should do a tour together 😂
@lostpony4885 24 дні тому
You know Stephen peanuts arent really a nut theyre a legume.
@lynemac2539 23 дні тому
A mental ointment. What a thought!
@NewMessage 23 дні тому
Man... Wish I had 'Whack-a-mole' money. -Something I never would have thought I'd ever say.
@deirdrekokora8680 23 дні тому
Best monologue ever! The part about 9 month plus abortions had me rolling on the floor!!
@wyattalsbury2687 23 дні тому
Did anyone else see the veins on the Nutmobile?! My goodness! LOL
@davidanderson2357 23 дні тому
I'm guessing the driver of the Peanutmobile can only gas up at... Shell?
@hb4196 22 дні тому
😂
@roberthill799 23 дні тому
"Underground Serbian hog-fight mafia" might be the funniest AND most disturbing sequence of words in the history of the English language.
@WillieFreeman 23 дні тому
The connection from dropping a dime to snitch is impressive
@mikeshaunnessey9303 24 дні тому
No its not Helen, there's a Florida supreme court justice in my kitchen.
@paigemalloy4276 23 дні тому
I hope those meanwhile writers get a damn good salary. Those things are phenomenal
@JianLakerson 23 дні тому
Mr. Peanut gets macabre.
@colinyandon6137 23 дні тому
I missed that email because MY EYES HURT!
@dianewilliams1125 23 дні тому
Estro-gin! Love it!❤❤❤😅😅😅
@nathancrum8559 23 дні тому
“Snitches Brambleshack of News”. Classic.
@heartofdawn2341 24 дні тому
That was a bad Aussie accent pretending to be a Kiwi accent. Dear God
@wendigo53 24 дні тому
Eyes hurt from looking up at 45 degrees for 90 minutes.
@labethspain7936 23 дні тому
Great Ending to your commentary ~ KUDOS! 👏👏👏👏
@SpaceForceCommander 24 дні тому
Stephen should release a male-focused chocolate bar called Testosterone (round instead of triangular). It’s got Nuts! 🥜
@chrisrj9871 24 дні тому
Testos-blerone ?
@Hili24pur 23 дні тому
as a baby, my mom told me I cried when I saw Mr.Peanut .lol
@JRMJr99 23 дні тому
I wonder how Estro-Gin would have tasted like if he did in fact roll that out lol
@dianewilliams1125 23 дні тому
That stuff on the Jersey beach was my teenage years in the 70s! 😅😅😅 I live there now but too old to get pregnant! 😮😮😮Can i have my fishnets back now!
@LALew850 23 дні тому
🤣🤣🤣thank you Stephen!
@EltonsCloset 23 дні тому
Yeah that Nutmobile was too ummm veiny 👀
@EJDubbz 24 дні тому
Brambleshack is a fun word
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