Meanwhile… NASCAR Fight | Broccoli Freckles | Cocaine Avocados | Florida’s Fat Gator
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Місяць томуMeanwhile… A NASCAR race took an ugly turn after a crash, broccoli crowns are the new trending makeup tool, authorities found a massive shipment of cocaine hiding inside avocados, and an overweight alligator in Florida has been put on a diet.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.
@LincolnWorld Місяць тому
Some people steal a tiny eagle card holder. Some steal top secret documents and then refuse to give them back. About half the country doesn't seem to see a difference.
@asynchronicity Місяць тому
It's all the same if you're brain damaged 🤷
@user-ly8ft2wb1c Місяць тому
Touché!
@mariekastler5391 Місяць тому
30something % Remember to VOTE!
@ikillmelol6969 Місяць тому
Presidents have gotten away with much worse, Nixon wasn't the only crook.
@amyjackson8725 Місяць тому
maga is NOWHERE NEAR "half"!!!!! They are a TINY MINORITY. Only about 25% of the 168 million registered voters are republican, and about a third of THOSE are maga, at most maybe 10 million.
@primordial_platypus Місяць тому
It would be funny if the next dinner he is invited to everyone has a place holder in its stand except him where it is just laid on the table.
@56nickrich Місяць тому
Good one platypus! 😂
@flackstar007 Місяць тому
That would make for a great story.
@lillia2479 Місяць тому
That would be hilarious. 😂
@bwenluck9812 Місяць тому
But---Evie did it, lol....
@radiationking9398 Місяць тому
"No problem, I brought one from home." lol
@alphabrainwave Місяць тому
Secret Service: Excuse me, Mrs. Colbert. Why did you put that name place holder in your pocketbook? Evie: It had my name on it. Secret Service: (pauses, listening to earpiece) It checks out.
@corpsecoder_nw6746 Місяць тому
omg I didn't think about it that way
@angelikalindenau943 Місяць тому
❤
@lashadi1445 Місяць тому
*perfection* 🤌 *chef's kiss*
@bobtrask2217 Місяць тому
Oh, I would totally be using the "Janet Yellen told me to" as an affirmative defense.
@h7opolo Місяць тому
1:59 in Yellen we trust. don't fret, Stephen. no foul.
@pennygleeson5029 Місяць тому
Best. Guac. EVER !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PitFriend1 Місяць тому
I thought the Most Florida award would go to their legislature that tackled the important issue of being able to buy a 15 liter bottle of wine.
@j10001 Місяць тому
It’s a highly competitive award. Loads of well-qualified entries.
@IvanKosta-dv5mw Місяць тому
That bottle would need to be rolled out on wheels like a canon. Didn’t cognac used to be sold like that as a show piece ? You could swivel tilt it to pour !? And why on earth would there be a limit on bottle size to begin with when there was no limit on quantity ?
@leavingitblank9363 Місяць тому
Amusing how they keep referring to a bottle. You know damn well it's a BOX.
@edwardlulofs444 Місяць тому
I am coming to appreciate and like the Meanwhile segment more and more. Thank you Mr Colbert. Lately I have been watching your episodes several times each because they are contributing so much to my life. Your work is at a peak. Keep up the good work. I believe that you are helping America and the world so much right now. You are certainly helping my life. 😀👍
@karinwolf3645 Місяць тому
Mine, too! I can't sleep when you are on vacation. 🤔😦😭💋💖💙🌵👵🐺🖖
@bebelechekid Місяць тому
Amen to that 🎉
@ChainReactionsProductions Місяць тому
Another eloquently delivered tongue twister Meanwhile preamble! Some of us love it, some of us hate it, but regardless I’m always here for it.
@richard1472 Місяць тому
I just skip it.
@jkap34 Місяць тому
@@richard1472 what's the point in watching meanwhile, then? It's like watching Seth Meyers closer look without watching his preamble to the title block for the segment.
@richard1472 Місяць тому
@@jkap34 My choice, okay? And Seth Meyers is annoying. He talks through his nose.
@BaconMaker1 Місяць тому
@@richard1472 everyone is entitled to make the wrong choice.
@vsznry Місяць тому
for the actual "headlines" an commentary ? lolol @@jkap34
@chriswilliam7282 Місяць тому
Stephen seeing the mini fig and immediately thinking "✨shiney✨ I want" is very relatable! 💯
@KPVFarmer Місяць тому
Thank you good Sir. Your morals and values are beyond reproach! If others were more like you the world would be a better and more hilarious place!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦
@railrodemike Місяць тому
The USMC definition of S.T.E.A.L. To strategically transfer equipment to alternative locations. Quote from "The Fat Electrician."
@AmericanTeacher-USA Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@pennygleeson5029 Місяць тому
👏👏👏🤣
@Error_404-F.cks_Not_Found Місяць тому
Nice! 😂😂
@a.williams-mccray4483 Місяць тому
I'm gonna use this from now on. 😂
@HippieSoul77 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davesky538 Місяць тому
Gator got the meats! Arby's should use the gator in it's advert!😂
@rikkiechambers4959 Місяць тому
Evie did it 😂😂😂 lmao and the nascar bit was extra funny too .. great meanwhile !
@AmericanTeacher-USA Місяць тому
Evie did it !! 😂
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
Thats my girl!
@celinadavies Місяць тому
'Meanwhile' was so so good tonight Stephen 🌟🌟🌟 🥰 British Columbia 🇨🇦
@kathrynryches6660 Місяць тому
He needs to come back and visit our province again, 2010 was a long time ago!
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
The Aligator on Ozempic. Lmao!! 🤣🤣
@tesswinker2482 Місяць тому
There's actually a pig mascot named Ozempig!
@mad_borden Місяць тому
Treasury Secretary goes: "Just take it". Me with debt: "I vibe with this chick." Can we get the Tubman 20 sooner though?
@bettyjones113 Місяць тому
Only if the $20 can’t have Wilma Mankiller on the face. I think we need a Cherokee woman. The irony to replace AJ with a Cherokee
@badbiker666 Місяць тому
The next time I sleep on a makeshift bed, something I have to throw together on an emergency basis, I now know to call it a "flunky bunk." Thanks to Stephen for providing that terminology.
@malvavisco7149 Місяць тому
Alligators are fierce apex predators, but mankind now knows their weakness: HAM
@benn454 Місяць тому
I mean, that's also OUR weakness
@sethescope Місяць тому
@@benn454 it's amazing how much we have in common with other species, isn't it? the natural world is incredible 😂
@archive881 28 днів тому
They already have a taste for "long pig" (humans).
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
Sacré bleu! Those coffees and croissants will be cold by the time it gets there! 😂
@yudithcaron8053 Місяць тому
Coffee temperature is one way to determine the winner in case of a tie.
@marcpeterson1092 Місяць тому
@@yudithcaron8053Lowest time and lowest temperature wins.
@diembepoet Місяць тому
"The stowaway's flunky-bunk that is the news."😆
@Cancun771 Місяць тому
An asparagus raft is the preferred side dish to a pork sword. Not many people know that. *Also **_Gator on Ozempic_** is my new boomer garage band name.*
@amyreynolds3619 Місяць тому
Best. Meanwhile. Ever. Stephen. Colbert. 😅 😂
@DaHaiZhu Місяць тому
Fat Gators can't run as fast. There is a logic to their madness
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
Don Jr. is going to be short on avocados. 🥑 👃
@jojoone1099 Місяць тому
People get testy on diets, so how will a crocodile/alligator do when it feels under fed? 👀
@NewMessage Місяць тому
Road Rage? Heck, maybe my Dad WOULD be good at that sport!
@bettygreenhansen Місяць тому
Somewhere in Florida there is a 1000-pound alligator who not only is not afraid of humans, it associates us with food!
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
and is gonna be a bit hungrier maybe.
@davidlundquist1979 Місяць тому
It's charming that you think there's only one.
@bettygreenhansen Місяць тому
@@davidlundquist1979 I don’t go swimming in water I cannot see through so I’m safe, don’t worry!
@cyclewisconsin105 Місяць тому
@@bettygreenhansen Best bet all around to be safe is to stay out of Florida.
@bettygreenhansen Місяць тому
@@cyclewisconsin105 I love and prefer Florida without tourists.
@rebelalliance171 Місяць тому
Cocaine Avocados is a good name for a band
@CD_Character Місяць тому
🎶Avocados from Colombia 🎶
@Eyeball_Heroin Місяць тому
Absolutely NASCAR should add road rage. 😤 except the copy cats that see it, will repeat it on our highways.
@lydienardon729 Місяць тому
In France the hospitality and restauration workers are never on strike in France : and we are the only one to work 39 hours a week (it 's 35 Hours a week on every other jobs). Our night time does not have a financial compensation... That's why so many workers in Restaurant and hotels a
@eulbart Місяць тому
Oh the irony... The writers kidding about strikes...
@jturtle5318 Місяць тому
Appeasing the local alligator so he doesn’t eat your dog or snatch your kid out of the yard makes perfect sense to me.
@5m0k3y9 Місяць тому
But that is totally the wrong thing to do! The gator will come to lose all fear of people and dogs if they are with them when feeding the gator. Which leads the gator to hang around the area, You cannot see it most of the time. get too close to the shore and it will eat ANYTHING it can grab and pull under the water!
@therealhiesenberg2731 Місяць тому
Someone though the same thing about a mountain lion in one of my old neighborhoods. The mountain lion ended up eating a teenager.
@wharris123184 Місяць тому
Thievin’ Colbert 😂
@RickDeevey Місяць тому
Maybe you can get a presidential pardon for the gewgaw theft, Bilbo.
@MauroNigro Місяць тому
the paris bit is nice. because in paris they have workers rights, a minimum wage ad a civil country.all things unknown in the US. :-)
@oliviaarnest5536 Місяць тому
The Whitehouse needs a new official holiday; Borrowers' Amnesty Day in which anything taken can be returned with impunity. It'll be kind of like reverse trick or treating, leave a box out on your porch and your things reappear.
@MsLyricLee Місяць тому
"Best Guac Ever." 🤣🤣🤣
@lisaaustin8150 Місяць тому
I guess we’re gonna act like we forgot about Tony Stewart’s “road rage?”😂
@adb888 Місяць тому
I thought the punchline about the waiters in Paris would be, "Of course, the real challenge was getting across Paris without stepping in dog shit."
@RetroGameSpacko Місяць тому
I miss the covid shows with Evie laughing in the background
@cheska2024 Місяць тому
'Most Florida' says so much in just 2 words.
@danieljob3184 Місяць тому
People who think they could compete in NASCar lose their lunch just watching Bathurst! 😎🏁
@nelliekenny9630 Місяць тому
Not wrong 😂
@michaelsantarlas17 Місяць тому
Sharp! Sounds like Steven had the guacamole dip
@cookies1171 Місяць тому
It had your name on it!!😂
@olorin4317 Місяць тому
Don’t put the gator on a diet, put it in a fryer! They’ve already fattened him up. People starving in the world, but we put our food on diets.
@dougwalker4944 Місяць тому
love the shout out to nascar..then the slam!!!
@andrewsincek2373 Місяць тому
Colbert, STEAL: Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations
@PollyWillNenKeks Місяць тому
Background knowledge from Europe: If you let a French breakfast cool for 30 minutes, it becomes a Dutch breakfast.😇
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
Da bekommst du keinen Keks. Es tut mir Leid.
@PollyWillNenKeks Місяць тому
perfect french, nice
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
@@PollyWillNenKeks Mais oui, je parle toujours parfait de Français, certainement. Uhh... Baguette, Arc de Triomphe, le French toast, etc. Fransk er i sagens natur latterligt, det ved vi alle. 👍
@user-lb1ws4ko5m Місяць тому
Good luck trying to sneak that back in through the metal detectors and worse, explaining why you have that in the first place! 😂
@MattJr4793 Місяць тому
does anyone besides me yell out MEANWHILE during the opening for it 🤣🙌🔥💚
@lina9535 Місяць тому
Absolutely 👍
@alvinemaina Місяць тому
Totally
@alwood9148 Місяць тому
hahahaa yep
@ringomylove Місяць тому
Every time 😂
@hotmac22 Місяць тому
Yup!😂😂😂😂
@rmtab6511 Місяць тому
If Janet Yellen said it was fine then it was fine.
@IvanKosta-dv5mw Місяць тому
That would be some hangry gator ! 🐊
@AProfColleenBKelly Місяць тому
PLEASE: Post more of the band on UKposts - they're wonderful. We don't see nearly nearly enough of the band for your international viewers.
@gavincassells7585 Місяць тому
Janet Yellen's husband is the renowned Nobel prize winning economist George Akerlof, famous for the Market for Lemons paper! (it's about selling cars, not lemons)
@LadySingsTheBooze Місяць тому
broccoli freckles was the name of my punk band in college.
@augustconnors260 Місяць тому
I think it's ok to take the place card with the parliamentary logo. I went to a state dinner and kept the name card. Later that year they asked people to return the knifes, forks and spoons with no questions asked. They ended up with teapots, serving platters being returned as well as the above. 😮
@RadioCamp Місяць тому
Same quote as @JolieJolie21. Hmmm...
@Mortthemoose Місяць тому
😂😂
@JCTiggs1 Місяць тому
MEANWHILE....🎉😊
@cylentone Місяць тому
To the NASCAR scene - the Kelce brothers suggested a new NFL rule to Roger Goodell: one hockey-style fight in every football game.
@migmit Місяць тому
Meanwhile starts at 3:43
@WoundedEgo Місяць тому
Colbert is great at his job.
@mariekastler5391 Місяць тому
"Stowaway's flunky bunk" new standard of excellence for meanwhile!
@brolol3136 Місяць тому
That's so cool 😎☺️ Thanks for the take 💓💯 Hello from Belarus 🇧🇾😇
@AmericanTeacher-USA Місяць тому
Best broccoli freckles ever !!
@leanoramccarthy7726 Місяць тому
How dare u snitch on Janet Yellin, or, most importantly, Evie! Evie is an angel among mortals and her hair smells like cinnamon! 😮🫢😤🤬 🤣🤣
@archuleta1000 Місяць тому
Seems like Don Junior‘s been eating a lot of guacamole🤫😳🤣
@user-qj1hq2qu8c Місяць тому
😂😂 greatest guac ever!
@vintagethings9187 Місяць тому
Unfortunately the large amount of cocaine in the avocados substantially reduced the monetary value of the shipment 😮
@jeffpoteau4357 Місяць тому
And the alligator washes it all down with a diet coke.
@JigInsane Місяць тому
Nascar + Road Rage = what Mario Kart Go should've been
@deamontube30 Місяць тому
The iron bank winked and said you could have gold.
@NAjustlikeatrumptroll Місяць тому
Don't worry Stephen. You could declassify the card holder with your mind …
@MausMasher54 Місяць тому
I always asked before it disappeared....
@patrickpryor6962 Місяць тому
Stowaway’s flunky bunk. Y’all come up with the best names for new bands.
@GiGi-lg1dl Місяць тому
I see you, and I raise you: cocaine avocados aren’t that much more expensive than regular avocados
@sethescope Місяць тому
my favorite thing about this comment is I haven't finished the video yet so I get to imagine what fresh chaos unleashes in the five minutes I have left to prompt a comment like this 😂
@carbine090909 Місяць тому
"Flunkie bunk of news" 😂😂😂😂❤❤
@greenthumb8266 Місяць тому
Ol’ Sticky-fingers Steven !
@lifeofnanaa Місяць тому
I swear the broccoli freckles was a thing like 3 years ago already 😅
@catherinephonevalencia2937 Місяць тому
Thank you Mr. Colbert. You are a bright light in what seems to be an increasingly dark world. "Best guac Ever" made me fall off the sofa! Thanks again!
@stevekastama1014 Місяць тому
It would be awesome if they acted out a live demonstration of one of the Meanwhile introductions:”But sometimes…”
@gastonneal724 Місяць тому
I used to feed this gator, at lunch. In Clearwater FL. Cheeseburgers😂😂
@mszoomy Місяць тому
Thanks for the giggles
@CODDE117 Місяць тому
I would never give it back
@patrickperkins5817 Місяць тому
Secret service is on the way
@jillscott4029 Місяць тому
I am now genuinely curious about what effect Ozempic would have on alligators.
@susanfrancis5471 Місяць тому
Now you have to go to Confession Stephen. Then you can keep it.😊
@sonsaregurley8239 Місяць тому
Hey snitches get...😅😅
@lashendawest7509 Місяць тому
Good morning stephen colbert fans
@yurielcundangan9090 Місяць тому
Stephen Stealing president’s tie is gold😂
@mellocello187 Місяць тому
That was a joke. They weren’t wearing ties.
@MistressOnyaCox Місяць тому
😂 it had your name on it it's yours 😅
@aremoreequal Місяць тому
The White House should sell those things in the gift shop or something.
@thetay24 Місяць тому
The Meanwhile intro would be better if it had some animation of what he’s saying to go with it
@jeffkrupke3810 Місяць тому
Love the show!
@user-zb7uh2ob1r Місяць тому
Something tells me the White House expects people to take those little card holders.
@kayladawn Місяць тому
I like most florida, that's a funny segments!😂😂❤❤❤
@user-db6wv4rd9m Місяць тому
Well, at least the alligator isn’t eating them!
@SolRC Місяць тому
@6:13 your punching down, Steven, its recorded for history.
@dielaughing73 Місяць тому
Oh, you really got him there
@aremoreequal Місяць тому
I was waiting for "Men In Black" (not the Trademarked kind, the kind the trademarked kind were based off of) show up to reclaim that name card holder.
@nancymorton5636 Місяць тому
I love Colbert!! The anti-crime logo on the racecar was PRICELESS!! MEANWHILE, Steven makes it all come together and feel OK when the day closes. Ahh, thank you, Steven!
@jaynsrock Місяць тому
Thanks for the strike joke, this is not cliché... it' s tradition XD
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