Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 16 Cut)

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Holy shit, another one, started at the night of the surprise general election for Great Britain back in mid-June, with a usual break in the middle. The first episode was even deemed Election Special.

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@SaintPhoenixx 2 роки тому

"Now for the paper review, A4 STILL SMASHING IT." Kerry Godliman is a gem.

@mikefry4567 9 днів тому

I'm normally not a fan of her blunt, cockney delivery.. but it worked perfectly for that line!

@nikbol43below 6 років тому

"Hey girl, you must be tired, because you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"

@roberthambrook150 2 роки тому

@jaz.s2k2 2 роки тому

"Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well hey, you're great just how you are" YES Milton!!! 🙌🏼✨

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@TARDIStraveller96 6 років тому

Ed saying 'I want to see you shit in this bin' for unlikely romance novel lines is possibly my favourite MTW moment ever

@aidangriffiths5075 2 роки тому

Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the segment afterwards

@olavrell 2 роки тому

It does fill the criteria.

@whatonearth9809 5 років тому

“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RETURNING OFFICER?” 😂😂😂

@MRR19 2 роки тому

@Martin Major Returning Officer here: I still haven’t got any messages

@brentcrude8565 6 років тому

"I like my women like I like my coffee...always getting my name wrong." Hahaha! James Acaster is so random sometimes, it's just genius.

@lukemills4594 6 років тому

It's not random though. I take it you didn't understand the joke?

@brentcrude8565 6 років тому

No, I got the joke alright. Story of my life at Starbucks. :D I was referring to the way his mind works when approaching a topic. My kind of comedian.

@lukemills4594 6 років тому

Agree. Top comedian

@AECEntertainment 6 років тому

Who comes on after that

@tomaxe387 6 років тому

His voice annoys the shit out of me 😂 shame cos his material is pretty funny

@BovinaSancta79 6 років тому

When Ed Burns did the "Random stuff with things" joke I laughed so hard I got a weeks worth of ab training LOL

@J.R8765 10 місяців тому

You really did get some core training

@TomFynn Місяць тому

Basically the plot of every movie now.

@VincenzoInfi 6 років тому

Rhys James is seriously underrated imo.

@JamieMellin3 3 роки тому

Seriously! I’m surprised he hasn’t got on more of these type of shows

@zackel8869 2 роки тому

Not wrong. And to think I’ve seen some fans comparing him to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

@Czar_Dude 2 роки тому

He’s a champions league winner too, is there anything he can’t do!

@JeremyForTheWin 8 місяців тому

@@Czar_Dudeget a drink without being carded, I'm guessing

@buzoff4642 8 місяців тому

Leans too heavily on crass, for my taste.

@montsegur1985 6 років тому

“Love is blind, and so am I, so let me feel your face and make sure you’re not a munter.” I nearly wet myself

@Ariurotl 6 років тому

RIP Charles Frosties

@lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому

That’s why they named a cereal after him

@maltaussie 5 років тому

"You're father must have been a thief, and I'm gonna catch him if it's the last thing I do. You're father's going to prison" I think I nearly died.

@lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому

What a guy

@ac4th371 3 роки тому

Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.

@terricathcart6219 Рік тому

Milton.."was there any messages??" As a reply to...someone looking for the returning cop.(l'm from Las Vegas, Nevada and love this show!! And now it's over!!!)

@LoneKharnivore 8 місяців тому

@@terricathcart6219 Returning officer. They're the official who announces the votes cast in an election.

@buzoff4642 8 місяців тому

Best joke by Milton, "...mass grave site...of snowmen...turns out it's a carrot field" had me chasing down his videos. A total off the wall scream, much like Steven Wright.

@pizzabuster5588 6 років тому

"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂

@theworldoftrading4592 Рік тому

Spat my beer all over my monitor when I first saw that one

@joeking1584 8 місяців тому

"I do NOT make U-Turns. But more importantly: I DO make U-Turns." That was quite the U-Turn....

@formulalyric3173 6 років тому

Hugh standing there with a beard like a grizzled WW2 veteran.

@juliejohnson2635 Рік тому

Milton's bit about Nish almost made me spit out my drink.

@verdadeirocompulsivo1981 7 місяців тому

Unlikely things to hear on a radio : Decent music and real news.

@FakingANerve Рік тому

"Big Ben is the tower, not the clock. The clock's called 'Tickety Ted, the time-telling bitch.'" That one never gets old. 😄

@igrim4777 Рік тому

The bell is called Big Ben.

@terricathcart6219 5 місяців тому

I love Milton...he's hylarious!!!! He brightens up my day when he's on!!

@ada4927 6 років тому

"I like my men like I like...women" FUCKEN GOLD!

@jacky61006 6 років тому

James Acaster.....a name to be remembered.

@pinkypete6079 5 років тому

Pure class would love to see him live

@lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому

RIP

@SlimShady40 7 місяців тому

Milton Jones is hilarious.

@georgeallport9159 6 років тому

Hugh Dennis is still funny he's one of the reasons I watch these

@meda7250 5 років тому

Rhys James is great as well!

@stephanbetteridge8106 Рік тому

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@stephanbetteridge8106 Рік тому

40mm

@stephanbetteridge8106 Рік тому

@jimmypee8404 Рік тому

"Premature Ejac... oh, no." That is comedy gold, Hugh is a true genius.

@rainymeadows3447 5 років тому

I love that when Hugh said "In a world where monkeys have given up tobacco" literally EVERYONE knew what the joke was going to be and yet it was STILL funny

@andyo5220 Рік тому

Ed Byrne's bin gag is one of the best ever.

@mmjackk667 Рік тому

"Here we have a tiger, happily eating Frosties. Tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of our camera man Charles Frosties." :))))))))))) (James Acaster)

@markaous1212 5 років тому

You had me at hello, which is why most of my friends think I’m a slag

@suzieeeeeee 6 років тому

Pretty sure whatever chat up lines James Acaster used were probably ones he'd actually use 😂😂😂

@XenilaVanilla 2 роки тому

Drinking game for you all: *take a drink every time you see Hugh go to button his jacket whilst at the mic*

@jacquelineduplessis4508 Рік тому

now i can't unsee it! 🤣

@abdimursal321 11 місяців тому

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@phunkymind23 11 місяців тому

Or when he starts with "Well...".

@eagletown8977 11 місяців тому

And looks at the screen when finished

@verdadeirocompulsivo1981 7 місяців тому

who...at...efrs...tare you talkin a BOOT ? I DID IT HICK!

@OllerHaha 2 роки тому

"Birds of prey" is by far the funniest pun I've ever heard!

@goodiesguy Рік тому

Except it had been done decades earlier by the late great Benny Hill: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bIeWqGeZjq530Gw.html

@sunderlandtillidie5770 6 років тому

Hugh Dennis is, by now, as important as Dara

@lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому

He was important as dara in series 3

@dianapugh1534 3 роки тому

Hugh Dennis is more important

@akerfeldt4068 3 роки тому

So consistently funny

@bmthsteve89 2 роки тому

Could replace Dara with a Labrador and nothing would change…

@HutcH68 7 місяців тому

2023 - Doesn’t matter anymore

@Peter-ci1zw 2 роки тому

Any panel show I see I immediately count how many of the comedians have been on taskmaster

@theunknownstuntman4010 7 місяців тому

James Acasters mind is wired up in a strange way, good but strange

@joeking1584 8 місяців тому

The funniest part is seeing Zoe losing it over in the corner trying hard not to piss herself 😂😂😂

@neilfleming2787 8 місяців тому

that last line from Milton....stunning

@jameslittlemore313 6 років тому

My favorites of all time would have to be: Frankie, Hugh, Andy, James, Ed and Russell

@jameslittlemore313 6 років тому

Karl Papp The same way I feel about my life insurance

@lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RESPECTS THE TALENT OF ANDY PARSONS! #truefootballfan respect burton boy

@gracepuckey3090 2 роки тому

Which Ed?

@dapaintbrush6965 Рік тому

@@lizaspleasure8403 I love Andy to

@dapaintbrush6965 Рік тому

Mine are. Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Russell, Ed burns. But they are all great

@k4ty886 Рік тому

2:34 that laughing to poker face from Ed Gamble was near chilling 😅

@neilbowers6956 10 місяців тому

Unlikely Chat Up Lines "Nope, should have gone to Specsavers" that killed me. Hugh Dennis makes me laugh so much on this.

@Blizzard0fOz93 11 місяців тому

why does Hugh always look slightly traumatized, with every joke? like, he's got that 1000 yard stare, every time he steps up to the microphone.

@agogobell28 6 років тому

Rhys, Zoe, James, Ed, Kerry, and Hugh are the ones who make me laugh the most consistently.

@vesperalrhino1039 9 місяців тому

Which ed

@kyandenton 26 днів тому

@@vesperalrhino1039both

@camerond.blackwell7493 Рік тому

Man, Nish's joke about the 2022 Fifa World Cup hits different now.

@evo_is_confused 4 роки тому

It's funny how James Acaster and Hugh Dennis outshine everybody. Like everybody is bloody brilliant, but James and Hugh.

@RichbUKDE 6 років тому

Ellie Taylor has lovely pins.

@AndroidGamesPlay 6 років тому

The Chat Up Lines was the best one by a stretch

@Bigkevy1970 9 місяців тому

James Acaster is so funny! Highly original and his facial expressions are priceless!

@Tumbleflop 5 місяців тому

I think you mean _The Pummeler_

@applejuice5272 2 роки тому

9:22 "...and here we have two birds of prey. Or nuns as we call them."

@laurencewhittingham6688 2 роки тому

So nice of people to write the subtitles in the comments for deaf people. What kind people

@Galvatron759 5 років тому

The question still remains, what truly became of the returning officer.

@davidranson3797 6 місяців тому

I left a message for him. He mustn't have received it.

@edwardharriss1463 4 роки тому

42:49 "Pepsi, it'll do" XD classic

@YuriNator557 6 років тому

James Acaster and Ed Gamble are saving Mock the Week tbh lol

@mindlessgonzoalt 6 років тому

Give Hugh credit, he's trying his damnest, too.

@YuriNator557 6 років тому

hey, i'm not saying he isn't, and hugh is better than both of them we all know that hugh basically carries it

@thesurgeon6473 6 років тому

idiot42 - Dunno about Gamble. Acaster is one of my favourites but Milton is just something else. And Kerry Godliman (think that's her name) is wonderful too

@megamegacoolman 6 років тому

Rhys James is pretty decent too.

@jamesl8640 6 років тому

I quite like Nish and Rommesh. Hugh carries the show. Dara is also good. I think they should have people on the show because they're funny not because they have to have at least one one liner and one woman.

@daveyfunk Рік тому

That awarding the 2022 World Cup to the Islamic State was nearly accurate haha

@ts25679 6 років тому

Gap year detective sounds like fun

@kylestubbs8867 Рік тому

“Sorry, has anyone seen the returning officer?”

@JL-wg8qe 6 років тому

James Acaster IS JUST QUALITY..I DIDNT LIKE GARY DELANEY AT FIRST BUT HE HAS GOT SOME TOP GAGS

@paulburchell1762 8 місяців тому

Can't find fingerprints.... don't think the killer had hands. Oh yes sarge. Could have been wearing gloves.

@MrKaywyn Рік тому

Ed Gamble was a great addition to the show.

@zoeingram4899 6 років тому

honestly I'm in an office in silence and I watched it all while not laughing and I'm dying - I need to laugh seriously help#!!!

@donparker4521 7 місяців тому

Charles Frosties, we hardly knew ya!

@AlanMchugh-zj7nh 7 місяців тому

take a drink every time Hugh says shewady shewady haha

@87654321j 2 роки тому

The Scottish people have spoken Did anyone understand what they were saying 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@TheBenAlder 2 роки тому

10:56 - Your father must be a thief… 12:26 - Get some rest, lady!

@bobalinx8762 5 років тому

Rejected Exam Questions: "Practical Exam. Rock, paper scissors!"

@LoneKharnivore 8 місяців тому

47:00 Ah yes, the "Ellie Taylor's got her legs out so let's put her in every fucking shot" episode.

@joemonty2760 6 років тому

Give Rhys James more future shows!

@dannysstart2218 8 місяців тому

i'm still waiting for my white privilage to come :(

@uhidkwhatishouldputthisas8383 5 років тому

"Do you want, plump, fuller lips? Try a nut allergy." 5:07

@aemelnick 8 місяців тому

"I am not an elephant."

@Walshy94 6 років тому

James Acaster and Frankie Boyle on this at the same time would be EPIC :)

@followtheboat 8 місяців тому

Ed Byrne - the unsung hero of MTW.

@tylergriffin6062 5 років тому

We were shown things you didn't hear during the election in my english class to learn about satire comedy, I love my teacher do much 😂😂

@drasticwillb 5 років тому

Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial. "Now introducing our Milton Jones Hair (I Don't) Care products line."

@josieclarke8197 4 роки тому

James is so funny! “I will deliver you a hard brexit! Unless you’re not in, then I’ll give it to your neighbor. Which is Europe. Should have thought that through!”

@FrankFurther Рік тому

BANGING. BANGING. BANGING. BAKE-OFF. THEN BACK TO BANGING AGAIN

@chrishewlett9490 6 років тому

sounds exotic turns out hes just a bloke lol

@jwvandegronden 9 місяців тому

49:33 James Acaster is one of the few worthy successors of Frankie Boyle; at least as unpredictable with spot on delivery! Tickety Ted the time-telling bitch somehow is the funniest line of this entire hour!

@mrwoody2259 6 років тому

To to love Milton jones

@mrwoody2259 6 років тому

Got

@dotdotdot...176 Рік тому

"I like my men like I like... women." 💀

@melvsummit2367 6 років тому

Enjoyed every minute. 😂😂😂

@georgiewatson8688 2 місяці тому

"Coming up whilst coming up, that's coming up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marnus234 5 років тому

If anyone can, Genghis khan is the best one

@josephwear9572 3 роки тому

37:23 wow even a fly has joined the fun!

@gaamatsu4dewin 2 роки тому

That redhead, though... omg I'm rolling!

@jacobmutti1528 6 років тому

I can't breathe because of this. thank you so much for making my day!😂😂😂😂

@adammc2339 2 роки тому

I think I laughed more at the titles in the background than I did Nish.

@Harry-tj6bl 6 років тому

I actually fucking love James acaster

@markt1387 Рік тому

Can always rely on Nish Kumar to ruin one of these sections

@joesalkeld3472 6 років тому

I have gone 18 years of my life without having the ending of the sixth sense spoiled and then FUCKING ED BYRNES comes along. GOD DAMMIT

@daneenmurf1043 4 місяці тому

Wait till i tell you about The Crying Game

@elvisleeboy Рік тому

"Pointless quoting of something we've all heard in the video"

@KaiserRika Рік тому

"Attempts to do a joke from one of the topics and ends up being painfully unfunny"

@randyschwaggins Рік тому

I'd love to drop 90s Frankie Boyle into this and watch the carnage...😂

@RIXRADvidz 6 років тому

one of the BEST Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows....on SUNDAY!!!! thanks for all your cut and paste , it looks great on my screen !!

@phunkymind23 10 місяців тому

So, I guess it doesn't matter if Frankie is no longer on the show. It's still hilarious, regardless.

@mustafabrennpaste6521 9 місяців тому

You realised that a month ago? You,must be living on the moon.

@phunkymind23 9 місяців тому

@@mustafabrennpaste6521 I always knew, but I thought I’d talk sense into some potentially disgruntled fans.

@andrewwhite1305 7 місяців тому

Spoiler alert : the weather is always a surprise.

@Lizz85257 4 роки тому

Vince Cable sitting on a table

@RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому

We've Run Out of Chairs !

@NygaardBushcraft 2 роки тому

Celestial bodies with enough mass can litteraly warp light. This is the only reason we can see the sign behind Daras head.

@TheMattew777 6 років тому

Watching this video, I didn't laugh once. I laughed a lot more than that.

@eurovianmutt 6 місяців тому

It took so long to find Waldo that: he’s dated, proposed, gotten married, got a dog, got a cane, got eye surgery and no longer needs glasses. Still can’t afford a house, job, transportation, new clothes. This is US news we found Piers Morgan and are sending him back to the UK along the other mediocre UK famous people.