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the way they all politely fight their way to the mic has me every time

The disgust from the audience at the "opened a fresh jar of marmalade" was incredible.

'Cooking While Pissed' is the best segment, I wish it was an actual show and I suspect it will constitute many uni students' experience

"Trouble with your nerves? Dont move to Salsbury." Ok that one killed me

"And here comes the Irish team." "Here with the first answer is Hugh..." *"And here come the Irish team."* 😆

"Toast - Because you're not allowed to put melted butter in your mouth"

Does anyone else actually want to watch 'cooking when pissed'?

Petition for a full series of 'Cooking While Pissed'

"This next property is about £50,000 over Philip and Susan's budget. Luckily though, Philip's grandmother has just died"

"Wall-to-wall fanny" cracked me up.

The Huw Edwards joke was prophetic!!!

Laughed at how bad the curtains bit was from Acaster, and accidentally swallowed my chewing gum

31:40 I love pain, I LOVE PAAIIIIIINNNN!!! :)

"To me!" SAVAGE

Sequel to la la land ; Po land! Best thing ever

dont know why i loved the trainspotting joke, hughs confused expresion is hilarius! XD

Unironically into Ed Byrne’s foldy uppy bike guy 🤣

Ed gamble has got to be my favourite

I'd watch "Cooking while pissed".

Foldy-uppy bike🤣

If adverts were really like that I would watch so much more ITV

"We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)... But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.

The way everyone pauses and makes eye contact after delivering a joke is kinda funny for some reason 😂 Especially Hugh’s double take as he leaves 😊

That Stamp Duty joke was too real 😂😂😂

As a Canadian I LOVE this!

I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video

Cooking While Pissed came back after lockdown!

I’d like to apologise to all the students who saw that, Miss jones has horribly misunderstood what mufti day means I burst out laughing

"And the caretaker has asked me to say: take care."

“If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many apples would you need to keep away Harold Shipman?”

All I hear is the curry's pc world ads when Hugh does his stand up haha

Ed gamble is so funny I cant deal with him

i can't stop laughing at the sequel to la la land - Poland thingy

I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.

Hugh always looks at the topic on the way back after his joke !! Random but true

31:10 James wasn't impressed with Hugh's joke...

"Using... MADICK"

Rejected Exam Questions: If a surgery to change your eye is £10,000, how much did Dara spend on his new look?

43:44 I was crying laughing at this for 5 minutes straight!!

I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!

17:01 oh boy. That aged well didn’t it.

"Well, you need two prosthetic limbs. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." (Hugh Dennis)

Cooking when pissed is so relatable

10:04 Hugh Calls Croatia's World Cup Run

Nice work mate :) Ever thought of doing a compilation of when Hugh narrates film/news clips? That would be cool :)

That delivery at 21:13 is just spot on!

43:14 Tacky, tasteless and bloody hysterical!!🤣

Dude you are my hero

You are the best

"...whom do we appreciate?"

Series 18 starts on May 23, and seems to only last 6 episodes. Unless the Wiki is incomplete.

_Cooking While Pissed_ is actually low-key a genius show idea

Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?

I love to hear James say Toblerone...lol

the lads are hilarious 🤣

I wish Whose Line could do this.

Jesus, Milton's OFSTED one 1:09:30 is piss funny.

Yes I do!

46:48 had me in bits :,)))))

This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.

youtube red in nz no adds thank you for the upload

43:10 I suppose that one was after Barry Elilott/Chuckle died?

"thuh CAYK uv DETH" This guy is always so hilariously odd, you never really know what's about to come out.

1:08:10 This. This is why the BBC doesn't ask pro-brexit comedians on. The audience clearly wasn't on his side.

Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂

5:33 Siri did the voice over?

Although he clapped somewhat, I don't think Hugh especially liked the "To me" joke

From the states so is Southern Rail really that bad?

I was not aware Ari Eldjárn had been on Mock the Week..... shows how long it's been since I watched the show xD

Best bit is at 43:12, to me! Lol

relaxing music sleep

After 7:37 I walk up and say I'm happy to say that England won

At least the Food Panda ad is kinda relevant

"...ferret in the arse...'...looked like a dubbing edit. ?

Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it. For reference: 39:40

Who is the black comedian in the flowered shirt? He's very good.

43:42 lol

@1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand

If you forget your safe word... just call out another woman's name... 🤔 That'll do the trick...! 😉😏😁👍

James Acaster saves this show tbh

"tarzipan" brill.

sergeant too-ugly-for-hollyoaks got me good

17:42 lol so true

Don't think that I don't know L7 wasn't behind the S.J.H. Ordeal.....Oh its coming

3x/4y is a tad meaningless. I get that that was a bit but x and y could literally be any pair of numbers so long as it's on the line y = 8x-12

Skip to 43:12 for the best joke.

can someone explain Ed's joke at 43:10 please. It got such a reaction from the audience and other comedians.

@46:56 ... I'm crying laughing. If you're not. Keep watching it.

What is the timmy joke @43:15 ?

T-ME ....... brutal!

Who’s the black man in the first scenes? He’s great.

Pizza piss brilliant

@43:12 what is with Timmy?

Caster Semenya has joined a football team. That girl's got balls.

ed gamble is cruel for that one at 43:14

45:54 fetusdeletus

I hear that Huw Edwards actually likes sexy news though...

I think my favourite seasons are from around when rob beckett was on, there doesn’t seem to be anymore of the of the original people. Even dara seems a bit off. I think it was doomed as soon as Andy left tbh

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