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True Story: I knew a man named Chris Christmas. He married a woman named Mary. She is now known as Mary Christmas. I kid you not.

Person: *Works in Apple* Also that person: *Name is Sam Sung*

"Mr. Twocock, gay rights" has killed me 😂😂

Imagine naming someone after the two dictators that lead WW2 💀💀💀

Teacher: No inappropriate Kahoot names. Literally everyone:

These parents were probably drunk when they named them.

MOM: What should we name him? DAD: So here's the plan....

As a policeman years ago I arrested a man by the name of Peter Yanker. I thought I would die when the judge called out his name in court. Also, a deputy friend of mine arrested a man named Harry Pussey. My wife, being a nurse in a maternity ward said that a West Virginia couple had come out of the mountains to have a baby girl that they were going to give a first nam of Vigina. They talked them out of it.

The thing is Saad Maan actually looks sad.

Respect towards all these people for surviving high school...

The fact that crystal methven is on judge judy made me laugh so hard and that she sold a kitten made me laugh even harder

I knew a teacher, Justin Case. I don't know why parents can't resist the urge to be punny.

Imagine all of them in a single classroom during rollcall.

Either the parents had a sick sense of humour or they were downright cruel.

YEARS AGO, There was a Asian food market run by a Chinese family. It was Long Tongue & his son Long Wang. I used to do work at a gas station where the owners name was Bill Assman. Of course, he pronounced it AUHSmon, but it was spelled Assman. There is an overhead door & gate company near here which used to be called R&S Erections. They changed their name to R&S overhead door. !

I was taking a crap while watching this. “Ms. Rape” *literally* make me shit myself laughing

Imagine being a vegan and your name is *CHRIS P. BACON*

Saad Maan Chris p. Bacon Mrs. winer Mrs. Butt and Cooking with poo

If i had any of these names,I would be straight down the court house and changing it😂

I like how the news channel actually clarified that 'Beautiful Existence' was her legal name

I don't think you can name your child "Tyrannosaurus Rex" without being drunk.

I feel bad for these people. They must have had a lot of bullies bullying them.😞

*My husband just came in to check on me since I've been laughing for ten minutes lol. I went to school with a Crystal Chandelier and a kid named Mark Imhoff. His Dad's name was Jack Imhoff. Also in jr high there was a kid named Mike Hundt(the D was silent)* 😂😂😂

Back in the 1970's I worked with a girl named Candy Cane. She hated it and couldn't wait till she turned 18 so she could change it. A few years later at a different job I worked with a girl named Johnna Rhea. But she took it in stride and had a great sense of humor.

Imagine being in a class where the teacher's name is "Mr. Perv'

90%: Inappropriate names 10%: actually awkward names

My grandmothers married name was Ecker, first initial P. P. Ecker 😂

There was an election in Virginia for the House Delegate of Colonial Heights. The two people running against each other were Cox & Dix. Ah, the jokes flew for months.

Their parents must have a good sense of humor

Imagine getting pulled by the police and them asking for your name 😂

What were the parents thinking when they named their children? These are hilarious. Love this video. This channel is one of my favorites and kudos for finding so many gems!

My mom met a lady once who said “ Hi ! I’m Heada Schedule. My mom replied “ No , your right on time” 😂

"here's your coffee f. You" "What did you just say to me?" "But that's your name.."

Online game names in a nutshell:

The worst that I can remember is an elderly woman called Kanya Fuqua, who joined our company. A common Indian surname I have seen a few times is Dikshit, which apparently should be pronounced Dixit but when you see it written down..

When I had surgery once, the anesthesiologist's name was Dr. Goodnight (no joke)

"Dick Champion rises at 5 am every morning " Lost it there 😂😂.

Girl : I want to marry Dick Long Parents : 😲😲😲😲😲😲

In "The Expendables",Jason Straithairn plays a character named Lee Christmas. On"Three's Company",Suzanne Sommers character "Chrissy Snow",her full name is Christmas Snow.

Ben Dover had me laughing for 5 minutes 😂😂😂😂

“Moe Lester” “Slipped away from us” That’s not the only thing he slipped away from

"Mister Love" a sex offender LMFAO I DIED THERE 😂😂😂😂

I didn't start laughing until I saw 'Speed Weed' then I just couldn't stop. 😂

I laughed so hard at these I had tears running down my face! 😂

The "Saad Maan" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine if someone actually name their child tsunami and goes to the beach and yelled their childs name 😂😂😂😂

We have a family friend named Richard Head.

My grandfather's surname was Sargeant and he was a Sergeant in the army. Must've got really confusing at the group briefings. Like "Who's on First".

Teacher: Everyone let’s finger paint Everyone: Cheers Kid named paint: *jumps off bridge*

0:58 the guy being a gay rights advocate just makes it funnier

Years ago i knew of a nurse at the local hospital by name of cathy Foley(almost like the name of foley catheter, a tube in the bladder and it drains urine into a bag(for lack of a better description). I also was referred to a dentist to another dental place where there was a dentist named Dr. Fear and another Dr. Hitchcock--he extracted two of my teeth. He was nice but looked kinda creepy 😮 My late brither-in-law did business with a company with a secretary named Miss Titts, and i heard she was well endowed, too.

My coworker is called River Water. Once had a customer called Phil MacCracken.

This is so funny😂 The name “Dick” used to be a nice, sophisticated name, until people made it wrong tho😂

"Jesus condom" *Everyday, I fight for my spot in heaven.*

The fact that 18 is a kindergarten teacher makes it gold

i had an 8th grade science teacher named mrs boenr. no crap. dead serious. whenever someone said "Mrs Boner, can i use the bathroom" everone started gigling never got old

Works at Apple and his name is 'Sam Sung'🤣🤣😂

news: this morning donald duck has been arrested

that whet faartz got me. im still laughing. also...true story. i went to high school with an asian kid named chun ki dikh.

17:47 My guy got that Lego haircut

Imagine them going to Starbucks

"Hitler Mussolini" Okay My name is Stalin Churchill

My best friend worked at an auto body shop a few years back. Worked on a guy's truck who's name was Dick Blow Jr. As if the father being named that wasn't bad enough, he was a JUNIOR! He named his own son after him! I would never do that to my kid! 😅😅🤣🤣

Another true story. A teacher by last name of Balls had an affair with another teacher whose name was Andrew Dick. So it became the Dick and Balls affair all the kids talked about it.

"Batman Bin Suparman" The question is why??💀

I am starting to think parents name their kids things like this on purpose

I had a friend named Tim Smith. He took an apprenticeship at the General Motors plant here in Columbus Ohio. He completed his apprenticeship in tin smithing. He was Tim Smith the tin smith. True story.

The surgeon who delivered my baby was Dr. A. Borten.🇦🇺

Who gives a kid name "Jesus condom" that is literally the worst name ever

6:29 "Dick Champion rises at 5 a.m. every morning" the writers knew what they were doing

True story I got a letter from my public utility company A Bernie Watts signed the letter. A Joyce Dust accidently hit my car bumper. My driving instructor was Mary Pickel. There was a lot Pickel's in local phone book. Met a customer at my local bank his name was Jim Slim. He told me he gets a lot comments about his name. Lol

"I can't imagine what these people went through having names like that, especially in school." - Hugh Jurekshin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teacher: Lets eat some of those chrispy bacon😋 Chris P. Bacon: wait

" Chris p. Bacon " That's a pretty cool name actually XD

1:12 ok theres no way thats real💀

Some of these parents need to be put in jail for naming their kids this...

Kid: I wanna be Famous when I grow up Parents:

me at 7 trying to make a google account at 2 am but falling asleep in the process: 3:40

I actually went to early grammar school with a "Grynn ann Barrett"...No BS but it was years later before I knew what that phrase actually meant.

"Dill Pickle" is what my aunt called me growing up because my name is Dillon. To see "Dyl Pickle" as an actual name is surprising.

Nobody: Kids on Kahoot: *Hitler Mussolini*

Guy : Hi, my name is Park. Jurassic Park.. Girl : Oh hi, I'm Tehra Dactyl.. 😁😁

7:23 This is outrageous, it's unfare! How can you be a jedi night before finishing your youngling training?!

I went to grammar school with Dick Long, and worked with Ivory Snow, her birthname. She never married, and so kept that name. An apartment landlady told me of her friends Hopper who named their son Claude. Their idea was no one would forget his name. I went to school with a raper, who preferred the French Rapiere.

**A Guy named Hitler Mussolini** I think Hitler Mussolini are a son of hitler and Mussolini

Me: What's the WiFi password? My friend: It's on the back of the router. The back of the router: 3:41

Kids in high school can be mean....how did all these people survive high school😂😂

Back in the 80's and 90s I worked for a company that did business with a man in Kansas City named Dick Odor. My sister knew a girl in high school named Iona Cherry.

These parents basically ruined their kids life.

The most creative names in History like P.ENNIS

Beautiful Existence is actually a really cool name!

On an 80's program called "Real People" , there was a woman in Texas named "Fanny O'Rear" (no joke) and there was a couple who were about to be married, their last names were "Dyer and Rhea" (no joke either).

“You are traveling in comfort with...” *”CHEW KOK”*

mom: where gonna eat bacon today his son named bacon:

4:05 That’s Lord Voldemort! 😂

I think somebody saw Jurassic Park one too many times when they named their child... 🤦‍♀️

Curse words are basically the universal language "There are no accidents."

2:03 When your last name is "Brain", you're basically destined to become a neurologist.

-Mister Love -Sex offender Bro knew what he was doing