Josh Red may I ask what you conceal it in?

C D I just rest it in a hand bag

@@cd1565 Zap carry.

Nah, you gotta go for that open carry. Gotta let people know you’re packing heat.

I prefer a thermonuclear bomb as my EDC

"Patterson! How many enemies?!" *_"What?"_*

The enemy’s don’t know if you empty if they are dead

Rektalof Blades or you can run a BAR and your grandchildren will have tinnitus.

Yeah, it might work in a video game but yeah, the ping means shit. Its almost like there are 9 other men in your squad near by......

CMDRFandragon I heard that there were some cases where it mattered. But then our guys just started dropping empty clips on the ground and shooting when they came around the corner.

Ey, I foun' 'yer comment

"The truth is.. The game was rigged from the start"

he dies

Tf2 right behind you plays

"A big fucking sorry coming right up"

Hell yea

Sorry, where do you come from?

@@bloodraven6250 Sorry you ain't a part of the Kool Kids Klub

@@souakadpadkid6685 seriously, what's that reference?

@@bloodraven6250 No

I-

@@icecream4you161 nice one

What’s next? Us finding out that Heavenly failed chemistry?

@@Kingjustin1019 shit, probably Dude probably failed every subject except Health cuz its impossible to fail that shit lmao

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 except by ya know dying

Basically the plot of Crysis 2!

Ok that was good

Some Random Guy You Never Met the three branches of the US government

Never question the democracy

Never question muh freedoms

Turn every weakness Into a strength

@@Sonichero151 work smarter, not harder.

@@nodeloliver6201cloamker

Italy: "I'm going to keep it real with you Fuhrer, fascism isn't my thing"

Germans won't know what hit them.

Next up: fucking killing everyone with a fucking nuclear launcher strapped to thier arms and also maximum everything aswell

"Then why do you have a rpg!?!"

@@The_Red_Ghost10 "That is my melee"

@@excalibur1251 "Well then.... Give them hell marine!"

Then what's the stun gun?

@@MausOfTheHouse "That's my Teddy Bear."

Shut!

No, you can’t kill the prisoners of war! That’s against the Geneva convention! Haha, Gun goes *bang bang*

Aren't all conventions just suggestions until you sign them?

HAHAHA

Zanny?

Oofmastercow 69 Fellow zany sub

That sounds terrifying lol

Not sure whether maximum armor, cloak, or maximum speed would be more terrifying

I’m gonna use this in one of my future d&d campaigns and scare my players.

@@morganpriest7726 *All of them*

"What's the mission?" "Normandy" "What we're gonna do?" "Fight Germany with *CLOAK ENGAGED, BOLT SPEED* "

But u need to repair weapons so i think ammo counts in

Dont give them any ideas...or soon it wont be free...

Hellsong89 one of the classes is about giving ammo to others

You forgot about healing kits, defibrillator, and armor.

@@H1V3_B0M8 thats for the default ones every other skin that doesn't look shit cost an arm and a leg.

Same

Yea, and btw bmi stands for body mass indicator

at that point it becomes a literal WMD

Recruit Catapult but M A X I M U M

MAN SO M A X I M U M HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AS A MISSILE!

GrandMaster Nutbuster Yoda nah the other squad mates used maximum strength and they launched him using that strength

@@randomguy3080 thats the point they combined their maximum for one big maximum

I prefer: Door on boat: *Drops* Americans: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/p3Fplqt4f6-LlY0.html

😂😂😂

CIA: all I need is bottomless spending and the a ability to by pass the geneva convention

@David L Let me overthrow the democratic government of Iran and put the Shah in power, you know just because

Michael Scott ... TAHITI

Cough echo kitty cough

I hear mangoes are pretty lucrative...

They are making things 10x funnier too

@@TCUberGhost and they also became memes

You’re new to the channel for sure

He does this all the time

SFM?

You know the adeptus mechanicus would worship this sed

@@mandast7455 Seeing that it is AI, no they wouldn`t because it is Techno Heresy

They’re searching for the enemy’s toasters.

TenacityXL Would these Toasters require Cyberdongs by any chance?

The Wrath of the Omnissiah made manifest

it do be like that

Lol

Warframe: allow us to introduce myself

🤣this game is so pay to win

I came 6 months later just to say I would love to see badger play Borderlands

Just imagine being a random enemy and seeing that I’d be like ‘oh hell nah’ and start runnin the other way

Bruh battlefront 2 is just perfect

if i saw this, i would either run, or tell me where my comrades are so they dont make me into swiss cheese

*-__-*

Kendrik M •_•

@@sparinglysalted4951 New spray bottle elite next season

JimiJenkins You know I’m maxing out my credit card for that

Is it my mixture of dish soap and some generic cleaning brand

Hans: *literally fly away using Stupid jetpack Hitler robot's scrap* Müller: Well Scheiße.

*”HANZ-“ **_VRRRRRRRT_*

Jawohl

tought it was 'Hans get ze lugar' but thats just me

@@tysenlewis5285 I get whatever people want me to get them

When he gets caught *MAXIUM SPEED.*

@@shadowstrider8295 If he somehow gets caught *MAXIMUM ARMOR*

@@takeshihada9689 When the school goes into lockdown during class *MAXIMUM STRENGTH.*

Girl’s Locker Room: “Sheesh, I hate gym class, running laps sucks! I’m not excited for today’s drills.” Boy’s Locker Room: 4:07

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight” -Sun Tsu aka Soldier aka Rick Fucking May

@@AfroHayot i did not die because i was not ordered to

God rest that maggots soul

With NANOSUITS!

From mars

An that sonny is how we won ww2

@@liamgallagher879 No casualties! Except for the Germans ..

@@ethanhill851 and the Japanese

+ a weapon that can literally scorch you to death (flamethrower)

Germany:yeah so? It's not inhumane we dont prolong Death?

Wasn't that first used at Osowiec ?

I don't see the Problem

Ah yes, Germans throwing lung-b-gone juice

It’s a movie because they set out it unban him for xraying 10 years ago on EVERY MINECRAFT SERVER

Lol Badger probably had the master code and they gave him the guns, in RENTAL form feel sad 4 bajur

... Aight, who let the British Dino in?

Nigrum Et Spes president valentine. His stand? Sub-legal actions at a suprisingly economical price range

@@markmcgehee3864 nah you're thinking of Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand Evil Exploits for an Even Expense Foul Feats for a Fair Fare Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy Malicious Means for Modest Markup Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen Zany Zings for Zero Zillions

some random german in the trenches just hears 2 seconds of pure death flying towards their mg nest

Yall watched garand thumbs trench gun video 😂

@@alexmaurice4274 I like Ian from Forgotten Weapons video take on it: "You know what: aren't you the bastards that came up with the idea of flame throwers? Didn't you fuckers invent poison gas and start using it too?" ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kmB1aqZqrmiiyI0.html&feature=emb_logo

did more nations than just germany complain about shotguns or was it just them

@@ionicabanea6025 I believe it was JUST the Germans...

Including the shooter, like damn

Facts

It's actually been tested and proven that old myth is absolutely bullshit. 1.its not actually that loud in live combat scenarios. 2.if you are close enough and do somehow hear it, you'd have to be stupid close and fast to get to them before they reloaded. 3.even if you you avoid those first 2 issues somehow...you gotta realize that the dudes probably not alone and also likely has a pistol. Tldr..its bullshit and you'd be dead even if you charged.

The ping was a defense mechanism as anyone who heard it knew the quality and sexiness of such a gun and immediately blew a load in their pants stunning them for a duration.

MF Moon I'm glad it was subtitled because it sounded like he said stop the homies

What is that from???

@@Skyrider346 look up half-life full-life consequences.

He be getting that Vegeta hairline

That makes way too much sense to my gamer brain.

The SED got meleed by some dude with a armor plate

And the dude with the armor plate got sniped by some camper half way across the map with an AWP

And the sniper got direct impacted by a $300,000 rocket

@@lazerx4071 and the guy who shot the rocket stepped on a mine layed by a minelayer A.P.C

Karan Sangha and the apc drove off a cliff because another apc broke its tracks

@Fish Thing I’m a proud Canadian...

"You cant just shoot a hole into mars" "Haha the bfg 10000 is firing"

Felipe Boero “haha doom slayer go rip and tear”

@@felipeboero2532 coom eternal

Haha Covid-19 economic recovery plan go brrrttt

I see you are a man of culture as well. I swear I see you everywhere, but that's fine for me.

Remember kids there is only one F word FrAg OuT

Damn when he said that all i can hear is soldier from tf2

Which his voice actor died due to covid

I swear your everywhere and nowhere at the same time

You are a hero

plus, the fancy gun skins you see, are literally pay to get. yes, this game is a money grabber.

I'm a bit late to this comment, but I played warface a little while ago on ps4. The trailer video made it seem like a zombie or some alien shooter

@@sl8103 it's something like this more youtubers should say, no matter what. This really had a bad impact on my opinion of the game

Lol I play warface 2023 and ngl it not really play to win I haven't spent a dime got golden AK and a golden sniper sure you have the people who buy p2w guns and armor but there is tons of good armor for free like the atlas or graphite just saying game just say it aint ya taste in game

He he slam fire go BANG BANG BANG

Hehe Slugs hitting body limbs go Rip Rip

Shi nigami As opposed to limb limbs?

Roon Osciroon i mistyped.

Shi nigami I’m just giving ya shite, no harm intended

Made by EA

Hard mode will be easy mode but with extra steps.

Awkward.ToonsYT if you are a true taxman, wanting to buy badger a 80k javelin rocket launcher, it’ll be a mini game where you have to convince the people to pay higher taxes to fund said javelin

It’ll be kinda like papers please, after every day of swindling and stealing taxpayer dollars, you take your earnings to badger, then depending on how much Money you brought in you may see your family again

Hehe, money printer go prrrrrrrrr

Hehe GMP value goes Down to virtually zero goes broker then Liberia

2021 be like

@@ivanfromtheeast4709 this really didn’t age well😂

@@Pokelemon3434 35% of all currency in circulation being printed in the last year is smart…right?

Now if nobody minds, I need to update my game software

SAME! I'm crying! XDDD

Yay. Bender refrence!

Bender is great!

"Hanz... zthrow ze emp!"

@@pixelizeddummy2031 joke's on you, Hanz died of a predator-like attack by invisible dumbasses

No boat door: drops to reveal me in power armor Nazis: Da fumq Me: running in with a dog a super mutant named strong and me with a damn fat man

Yes

@@pixelizeddummy2031 no actually it would be like "Hans, werfen die EMP!" Check your privilege

Hans, we need to *MAXIMUM SPEED*

Oh Scheisse das ist Nein gut

This is an ad for a shitty game. They just paid him to make it

Dude Warface is great

Sure is buddy, and all the long term players having negative reviews are just chinese bots

Book Mulch what i mean is it’s fun to play

@@solairewarriorofthesun9213 when you have enough money to waste on good items sure. levels of fun seem based on the friends you play with and the size of your wallet. it certainly was a little fun at first but i was less willing to cough up cash

But... all ze Panzer broken down und unser führer denied ze request fur more

@@caseybouquet Hanz.. get ze luger

Digby get the stuart

@@ryan-ln2hx isn't the Stuart a American tank?

@@soundboardingguy9774 NEIN