The guy "Walking around, occasionally telling people about rats" making as much as an engineer when I do that every day for free

imagine going to a zoo to see rats then being trapped on the rail for a whole fricking year xD

Everyone in this town: "hey you wanna ride the monorail?" "sure, i wonder if theyll ever put anything in the cage in the middle"

Aah you meant in a video game

You've heard of Six Flags now get ready for Seven Rats

1:52 honestly, getting fired the first day of your job for seemingly no reason is so extremely realistic

It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for UKpostsrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.

"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"

"there's no risk of the rats jumping walls" unrealistic game...

Nice only 46 years! What a speedrun this was!

The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter

Woah. This video is helping my balding head. Thank you dearest OnionButter.

I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.

As a sewer rat myself, I love this video! Rats don’t get a lot of representation in media, and I’m glad you are giving us a chance to shine.

This sounds like the kinda place Grunkle Stan would run.

Rest in Peace to all the rats that died. Professor Onion B. Utter could've never done it without them.

Most ethical zoo I’ve ever seen

Whilst I have watched every piece of hitman content you’ve put out and will always want more, this… this was good

11:31 ah yes, I love watering my rats 🚿

Oh to be an ill-fated guest at Rat Town Zoo who gets stuck on a monorail for a year...

I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals

I would love a zoo of just rats, since rats backwards is 'Star!' So, it's like I'm going to zoo full of stars!

I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!

"Spared a lot of expense"- John onion

Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo

That "potential terrorist" joke at the start is so clever. A direct reference to Osama Bin Laden (elephant)

I was playing a game and listening to this and tuned back in just to hear that people where stuck for a year 🤣

Seven Foot Frame, Rats along his back... We don't talk about the Bruno Zoo.

love the video watching this on bigscrean in vr

rat is short for ratthew

Union butter... Doing Planet Zoo content... OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

I love seeing you try out other games! :D

Lol, you could only have Jeff Bezos in that bubble and we'd still know what the point is

Wow! What a great video, cant wait to do this in real life!!

No cats, 1 star.

Well of course! Rats are adorable!

haven't seen this game in a while refreshing! nice content

takes notes on how to become a rich greedy CEO

You got my attention with the title, but I stayed for the editing 😂

I'm so UKposts pilled, whenever I hear "before I can..." I think the next sentence is going to be "I need a second to talk about today's sponsor."

Coming back after watching it last night just to leave a comment for engagement purposes, fun video :3

Hitman and Planet Zoo? This channel has excellent taste in games

"As it turns out, all he did was wander around and occasionally tell people about rats"

No way you’re at 120k… I remember subscribing to you when you only had 5 hitman videos (and 5 in total pretty sure)

I am 20 seconds into the video and I am SO here for this content lmao

RATTOWN? LIKE FROM RIMWORLD? bro i loved that stream

Cannot wait for more rat content!

I guess Agent 47 needed an alternative way to finance his missions :D

"They don't see staff as people" damn this is a realistic simulator

I’m loving this content

The protesters didn’t show up usually because they were contemplating if it was worth trying to shut down that has only rats.

Oh. Variety. Very interesting.

New mic? Sounds really good

As a long time fan of Middleditch and Rat myself, I approve of an all Rat Zoo.

2:51 🤣 that is so evil

Good to see some non-hitman content!

this was a fantastic video

My guy finished Hitman in all posible ways already

Cant wait for Cheru's version of this video lol /s Quack Edit: We need more emotes here please Onion!

More rat content please!

The customers just don't give a rat's ass.

Rats, the Rats, we’re the Rats!

I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe

You made a zoo out of my basement? Does that mean I'm living on a goldmine?

Video is going to be viral ❤ Mark my words

That's one hell of a title

Justice for the engineer.

Can you do a timberborn series next?

New fresh content ✨

The dream of every man

This place is worse than Pyongyang central zoo. That's a feat!

"You where quickscoped by Ratatouille" Your mam.

It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats

Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?

Do more of this like it

rats make me crazy

More planet zoo content please

The skaven experience

Intersting video idea... I don't hope anybody does this irl 😅

Commenting for the algorithm, g. Hope your non-hitman content is successful.

average new york zoo

The fines are less expensive than exotics vet bills. FR.

I was wondering whether this was IRL or a game challenge.

Rats! We're Rats! Weeeee're da RATS! We cough at night! We plague at night! Weeeeee're DA RATS! 🐀 🐀 🐀

Need to make a anti protester/inspector sniper tower mod.

man my goofy ass thought he was going to actually make a zoo

rats are friendly creatures that have amazing personalitiesnand make fot good companions

He made 20 cents an hour but he could have saved 20% or more on car insurance

Could you make a hitman series (called Hitman for noobs) and go through all of the maps on all hitman games.

I thought it was a real life zoo like Max Fosh type of experiment 😭

my hero is the guy making an engineers salary by walking around making up shit about rats

I can tell this game is happening in america by that employee building thing

Nice

I wanna go to rat town this sounds awesome wtf

I wish the rat zoo is real...

Why did I think you were doing this irl😭

You probably would of saved more money/avoided fines if you kept an engineer employed. Any money you could of saved by not having one is immediately eaten away by the fines. you could of had more employees and better food stalls before you matched what you were losing from simply not having an engineer

Oh hey thats me!!

The Vinny Vinesauce Zoo

this is certified ❗️❗️❗️RAT ZONE❗️❗️❗️