Rageaholic Cinema: UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

The Rageaholic

11 років тому

Van Damme. That is all.

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@ConsoleCleric 11 років тому

There's one part where Dolph's character goes into a supermarket and kills off all the asians saying, "See, they're everywhere!"

@Jupiter-Bringer-of-Jollity 10 місяців тому

Is he... wrong?

@CravenTHC85 9 років тому

I mean if we're talking action movie badasses, shouldn't Kurt Russel be somewhere on that list? Does the name *Soldier* ring any bells? I think that movie is right up the same alley as this one.

@JunkyardKid 6 років тому

CravenTHC Escape from New York and LA!

@haillobster7154 3 роки тому

You've got a thing for Russell, I see.

@CS-ui4qj 2 роки тому

then he ruins it in Overboard with Goldie Hawn and its all downhill from there.. although i do love that Santa Clause movie he did (2018).. Its almost too hallmark-y for me but then they crush it with the singing in the jail cell with the druggies and hookers. lol

@SMAXZO 7 років тому

They Live review needs to happen.

@heatherphillips5983 3 роки тому

We need this, definitely.

@possumGFX 8 років тому

Why Ally Walker never had a career but for example Mila Kunis has is beyond me. She is marvellous.

@brucelombardo Рік тому

She did great on Sons of Anarchy.

@johnterell8642 Рік тому

@@brucelombardo Was just about to type this. Agent Stahl, loved to hate that character, she was great in that show.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 9 місяців тому

I liked her series Profiler

@SwatDBOverlord 9 років тому

Request: Rageaholic Cinema: Total Recall

@studinthemaking 9 років тому

I agree.

@DuxRyuPro 7 років тому

Van Damme is still a legend. Van Dammage

@losgillis 11 років тому

As a Belgian, I give you my thanks for bringing JCVD's true worth to light.

@InquisitorClock 11 років тому

"...and Razorfist." That one split my sides. Thank you Razorfist, that made my day.

@Nabo42 4 роки тому

The cyborg explanation for Jay Z's career actually makes sense.

@doger235 7 років тому

Die Hard Month Needs To Happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@RanDAss 4 роки тому

Over the top movie. And loved every second of it. 👌

@ghfjfghjasdfasdf 4 роки тому

Big Trouble In Little China ?

@mikejarrett3431 4 роки тому

Statham and the Rock are basically all we have that even touches action stars of yesteryear, that's kinda depressing.

@life_of_riley88 2 роки тому

This didn't age well. . .the rock is now full on Disney. Singing and all.

@ronniejdio9411 2 роки тому

Both are weak asf

@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Рік тому

The Rock ruins every movie he is in. I hope you’ve gained some IQ points since then.

@RazorRamonMachismo 9 місяців тому

@@ronniejdio9411 to be fair in a fist fight ROCK Mogs them all but yeah I get what you say except for maybe lundgreen but again the ROCK is Samoan and Lundgreen is a VIKING so that will be interesting

@dadeleemurphy85 6 років тому

the kool aid man on bath salts! oh yea!!!!!!!!!

@Luwinkle 4 роки тому

I'm watching this in 2019 and the spoony joke almost made me choke to death.

@curstdragon 8 років тому

The Crank series is the best think that has ever happened to action cinema.

@DD2225 11 років тому

I was hoping to hear that line from Dolph Lundgren in this review "You forgot to take your vitamins, SOLDIER." Oh well, had a good laugh with the Will Sasso bit from Mad TV.

@christianmagrum3282 4 роки тому

I’m so happy this is finally unrestricted

@brahemedays2914 2 роки тому

This show makes me feel ok to be a man who likes manly stuff. So I subbed

@MetiNotTheBadGuy 11 років тому

Dude, loved that Spoony joke you did there :D i audible laughed aloud

@chadvolk7178 3 роки тому

Meti is that you ?

@seanvance3393 2 роки тому

i realize it's kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream newly released tv shows online ?

@leoamari6619 2 роки тому

@Sean Vance Flixportal :D

@seanvance3393 2 роки тому

@Leo Amari Thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I really appreciate it!!

@leoamari6619 2 роки тому

@Sean Vance no problem :)

@HrDthereviewer 11 років тому

i said it now and i said it before, frikkin killer editing work and speaking skills!!! both of you guys have more skill then justin beiber and one direction ever started a duet!

@DwRockett 11 років тому

A Charles Bronson movie must be reviewed by the rageaholic

@croweman6515 2 роки тому

Still waiting on the Die Hard, Robocop, and Leathal Weapon videos! Lol

@doriangreen3231 3 роки тому

Adding in the Ultimate Warrior's theme was hilarious.

@ivoryhawk87 6 років тому

The thing that I don't think people understand about these reviews; it's not really shitting on the movie. Yeah you crack jokes and poke fun at things that no one saw when the movies came out. Thank you for keeping these movies alive

@CrazyDuckBE 11 років тому

All the Belgian references as a Belgian myself made me chuckle :) Great video ! I raise my Belgian beer for you Sir Razorfist !

@WoodenSalsa 11 років тому

1:45 god-DAMN! Razorfist, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thank you Sir Fist, for that unexpected shotgun blast of hilarity.

@deletebilderberg 4 роки тому

The best thing about Universal Soldier, is your review of it.

@crazypizzaman 8 років тому

You have to get to reviewing those other movies on that wheel.... Die hard, mad max and they live specifically :DD

@thegreatpapyrus1665 4 роки тому

So any tips on how I can steal mass amounts of supplies from a warlord

@heavensmisfit3 7 років тому

(bows in worship) Thank you for clipping in the Guyver Suit scene. I would bet 3/4 of your viewers wouldn't have a clue about that series. So Bad It was Good.

@jbellflower83 Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣 omg, the Hulk Hogan music to the kickboxer dance scene...👌

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 9 місяців тому

That makes me laugh every time.

@UsefullEater 11 років тому

"I just want to eat."

@DanielMartinez316 11 років тому

I love the references to pro wrestling. They bring me good memories about when pro wrestling was good.

@monkey700077 3 роки тому

Always thought of the Universal Solders being more like Juicers than cyborgs. A juicer is a form of any sentient being enhanced by chemicals, providing the being with an augmented strength and endurance. 1. Excerpted from Rifts® RPG

@futuredirector999 6 років тому

A bloodsport review would be awesome :)

@indiopeltier9758 6 років тому

I'm all Ears.

@ephilbin 11 років тому

I think the 'What accent?' moment was a joke along the lines of 'What hump?'

@ghfjfghjasdfasdf 4 роки тому

I love how your Intros are always unique.

@MrIronWar 9 років тому

This vid just got...VAN-DAMAGED! ... ... Anyone?

@heavensmisfit3 7 років тому

... ... (cricket chirping)

@ThePeterBluth 5 років тому

I get it!

@thegreatpapyrus1665 4 роки тому

REEEEE

@theradiobox5965 3 роки тому

I'm new to the channel, love your movie reviews/commentary! Also what's with the hate for Statham? I like a lot of his stuff

@d1664256 11 років тому

Nice. I was born and raised in Phoenix, and saw Alice Cooper when I worked at the Cine Capri theater -- the original location.

@foxfire1112 11 років тому

UKposts suggestions did me good this time, subbed up this was awesome

@Raven-Glock 11 років тому

So wait, the 'cyborgs' need to stay on ice. But, they never are again after the bathroom scene where Jean-Claude's nads are redefining blue balled.

@jaymcd8577 3 роки тому

Ah c'mon man Statham is cool

@Petethegreek89 11 років тому

best birthday gift EVER!!!! thank you Razorfist!

@willcoxs.5887 4 роки тому

Kool aid man on bath salts! best line ever

@trevorday7923 4 роки тому

And the original idea taken from a 2000AD comic series, I believe...?

@meekrob 7 місяців тому

No lie: at least one of the ads for this movie in the UK included the line "What the fuck are you looking at?"

@VladimirCRIII 6 років тому

Razor, I would like to respectfully request Big Trouble in Little China as a Rageaholic Movie Review. Thank you in advance!

@swagner15333 6 років тому

Good call. I always loved this movie. Especially the end fight. Do Cyborg !!

@BK640 11 років тому

Much appreciated sir. You kick ass.

@remke5137 3 роки тому

Ah the nostalgia

@live2rock13 11 років тому

Pretty much any video opening with Iommi on guitar already kicks ass.

@Lastat1011 11 років тому

the video made my day thanks razorfist!!

@MegaMontageFilms 11 років тому

given Will Sasso I'd have to guess a MadTV sketch

@hybridRace92 11 років тому

God, I have work in the morn- ah fuck it I'll watch it anyways.

@jacksonslater7086 11 років тому

Another awesome action movie review. Great work.

@NINTEX2DOPE 11 років тому

loved it!

@BK640 11 років тому

FINALLY! Another episode!

@fragaomar7222 11 років тому

Best Van Damme video review ever!

@SunFireEternal 11 років тому

Universal Soldier review: Most recent and definitely among the best of Razorfist. Epic, epic stuff. The stuff of legends...

@demamhutan5547 7 років тому

Busey's "Bulletproof" is in order.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 9 місяців тому

No, Dropzone with Wesley Snipes and Gary Busey.

@UnderTheSkin13 11 років тому

I was needing that Fist pill.

@toddschulz747 4 роки тому

Pleased you got the State right, thanks from ND!

@jonfox8904 6 років тому

Love this video, and I can understand if Razorfist isn't a car guy, but every time I hear "Chevy Bronco" I cringe.

@blitzerblazinoah6838 8 місяців тому

I liked Bill Goldberg's character Romeo in Universal Soldier: The Return.

@TobeyStarburst 6 місяців тому

Saw this at the movies!!

@shanecochran2491 7 років тому

please review hard target

@Robert-vi9fx 7 років тому

Yes.

@wiiagent 11 років тому

this was a very entertaining review lol!

@brucelombardo Рік тому

I really want a Cyborg Ninja film.

@chrisbingley 4 роки тому

HaHa. Woodchipper go brrrrrrrr.

@TheMillerMilitia 6 років тому

'JCVD' is movie redemption.

@FourtySixx 4 роки тому

Best Movie Reviews on UKposts!

@AmericanPsychonaut48 8 років тому

Universal Kickboxer

@seanwoods5943 3 роки тому

Universal TimeCop

@AmericanPsychonaut48 3 роки тому

@@seanwoods5943 "Bonnie and Claude"

@JimmyTurner 4 роки тому

Damn when I tried watching this from the playlist it said it wasn't available.

@TheFury92Returns 11 років тому

@ 1:17, lol that's the same exact dance he used in Breakin'... There's No Stopping Us, one of his first movie appearances as an extra

@ItsTheFizz 11 років тому

God I hope The Wheel of Zeal lands on They Live someday... Duke Nukem wouldn't be half the man he is if it weren't for the trail blazed by the Hot Rod

@Jetstoanywhere 11 років тому

This is really funny, I think you have something good with these reviews, I can't wait for the next review.

@DoctorVirtual 11 років тому

Fantastic review !

@adumbedgyname7158 4 роки тому

10:02 Van Damme would've lost if Jason David Frank was part of the restaurant staff.

@vincesierra555 Рік тому

Don't diss the reporter man, she's hot!

@dezm101 11 років тому

awesome review!!!

@cptmachine 4 роки тому

Going back through your back catalogue to enjoy more of your work. Speaking of cyborg, would we see a review of the two live action Guyver movies, they are suitable cheesy and actiony despite being a movie about dudes in rubber suits.

@bujilou 4 роки тому

What did Jason Statham do to piss off Mr. Razorfist?

@xGarrettThiefx 11 років тому

You need to review " The Adventures of Ford Fairlane "

@fwwaller 11 років тому

Roland Emmerich's best movie IMO.

@jayjohnny1607 11 років тому

Thanks

@fakenews6133 6 років тому

Van Damme's show JCVJ is fucking amazing.

@WMastersred 11 років тому

Wondering how she survived that explosion? 90's hair spray. It's serious business.

@bigheaded1 11 років тому

Im glad that razorfist finally reviewed a jcvd movie but I was hoping it'd be bloodsport

@thisithis 9 років тому

The funny thing about this movie, is that it got 3 part 2s and two part 3s. Wrap that around your head.

@michaelkeha 9 років тому

To be honest the expendables series is the only series of movies as of late I have actually enjoyed and having met Van Damn and sparred with the super flexible freak he seems to only respect people who can put up a fight.

@garyheighway7635 4 роки тому

This was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing.

@DwRockett 11 років тому

YES! That or The Mechanic, not only because it is another bad ass (though not nearly as funny) Bronson movie, but also it will allow razorfist to do one of the things he does best, shit on things/people everyone likes, since the remake started Jason Stathem