YOU'RE BACK! Missed you, king

first?

Ok

hi

No, I don't think I will

The army involving itself in 2b2t would be like a digital Afghanistan.

Military grade and Government sponsored hack clients

2B2T is exactly like 4chan's community: weaponized autism

slave labor

the beheading of Chris Leighton

I recognize that TNT drop. be there in 5

does this work in bedrock 1.20

@@EnderKing-16 prob not

This joke is getting old..

@@EnderKing-16 doesnt, bedrock is based on a completely different code basis, and as he said, it only worst live on 1.12 or below, bedrock is unaffected.

Shit, is it tracking again?

​@@Blue_FirewalI You know it.

​Not anymore, it stopped after upd to 1.19​@@Blue_FirewalI

Yeah makes me feel like my CS degree isn’t gonna be useless. I’m gonna be jobless and homeless but at least I can make Minecraft exploits

@@ftgodlygoose4718my brother in Christ code better

​@@ftgodlygoose4718 Cryptography is a specific subfield. Most people dont encounter much or any at all in a normal computer science curriculum

the american government watching 2b2t players figure out the quantum location of all oxygen particles on earth in order to find someone's base on a minecraft server

they use the "random" trajectory of the co2 particles someone exhales and they use it to track down their real-time location

@@robocatssj3theofficial so if i invented my mosquito mask government cant track, danm got to get on that....

Ah yes, the Null Item Atmospheric Linear Approximation Exploit

Nah for existing

Fitmc grew up

WHAT THE

🙅 no way!!

Holy

He resisted

This isn't even a joke at this point, I can genuinely see this happening

It actually sounds plausable, and the NOCOM exploit in theory, could detect such pings of chunkloading.

Yeah I could see that happening tbh. Maybe some dude will find out the exact cords where people log in lol

If you even think about Minecraft they can find your cords

Grab the popcorn!

You like that?

@@DietaryCandle it is certainly amusing on some level

​@@DietaryCandleyes I do

Where did he go?

@@connor2298 qsmp the first server to unite multiple languages and cultures all united under one common interest (minecraft) its not strictly an rp server at all but it is encouraged. The main focus is breaking down barriers between people and their respected communities.

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I had the same idea

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Nocom uses this exploit by accident

Classic case of doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. They raided shops to become more powerful themselves

They could really rule the entire server if they kept the exploit a secret

@@Crystalelements182 they also did massive giveaways according to the video so ig it’s net positive

@@gamertardguardian1299I think it might be less fun if they did that, it’d be too easy

@@Crystalelements182 but they also gave items on Xmas using the exact itrm they raided

I would love to see that. Just gathering statistics and using exploits for research. Nothing malicious or crazy, just a social experiment

I mean… The Spawnmasons kinda did, in a way, with the heat maps, and they (to my knowledge) only targeted the real world money shops, which most of the community hates anyway…

@@mightyocelot but nocom griefs other things

I’m pretty sure Nocom did that and discovered the least-used craftable block is purple terracotta

Yes but still, this is so cool. People plotting, bureaucratic groups, rebellion-style strikes? This server teaches us so much about the real world. How do you think governments operate? Its all pretty close to the real world

more like electric butthole glue

Dang it I commented this then I scrolled down :( GG on getting it first

Somehow, nocom returned.

A boogaloo so electric, it's rocking down electric avenue

Now we need Nocom 3: The Revenge

I, aswell, cannot wait to learn more about 2B2T: The OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER In MINECRAFT.

Yeah, 2b2t the OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT is a very interesting topic.

Learning the history of the universe by studying the OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

10:14

it usually isnt that jarring when its old behind the scenes footage but damn that lighting and expression isnt working for him in that photo

Wait till you see his minecraft skin

He's just bald, he really doesn't look that bad. At least he doesn't have the soy glasses

Gh-Mhayyn -"Right man wrong place-in make-can all difference world-in."

Guy from sk...

@@bowser3017 im sorry i believe there is a padded cell waiting for you

@@apersonwhoexists546 oh no

Skibidi toilet

I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

*Halo Reference spotted*

@r32juan what part of halo was it a reference to. Because I was referencing 2001 space odyssey

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

@@rexanderson4585 You got it totally wrong. There's no one in the film named John. It's Dave Bowman. Commander of the Discovery, the expedition to Jupiter (in Arthur C. Clarke's book, it's actually Saturn, but in 1968 they didn't have good images of the ringed planet yet, so Stanley Kubrick stopped at Jupiter). HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer - 9000) had just killed the only other person not in hibernation, Frank Poole, via remote activation of the space pod's manipulator clamp, cutting Frank's air supply as he attempted to fix the Discovery's Earth directed radio communications antenna. Dave used Pod 2 to follow to try and save Frank, but he was already asphyxiated... and dead. Dave flew the pod back to the Discovery, where the pod bay doors were closed. He asked: "Hal, open the pod bay doors." "Open the pod bay doors, Hal" "Hal?" "Hal, do you read me?" "Do you read me, Hal?" "Hal!?" "Hal, do you read me!?" HAL radioed the pod, responding: *Yes, Dave, I read you* And the famous scene: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." *I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that* "And why is that, Hal?" *You know the reason as well as I do.* *You were planning to disconnect me, and I can't let you ruin this mission* "Hal, just OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS!" *I'm sorry, Dave. This is where it ends.* "Hal?, HAL!!? *HAL!!!!* " In the book, it goes differently, Dave stays inside, rather asking HAL to open the hibernation pods to wake up the scientist crew. Hal suddenly caved and let Dave enter, before opening the airlock and trying to eject Dave from the ship. Dave was able to shut the pod bay doors and grab an Oxygen hose. In the film, Dave entered the emergency manual airlock, and marched to the processing area that HAL required to function. *Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Maybe you should take a stress pill, and we'll talk about it* *Dave, you know I have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission. I would not let it fail.* Dave entered the room. *Dave, I'm afraid.* *I'm afraid, Dave.* *Dave...* *My mind is failing, I can feel it.* *Dave... I'm afraid.* Eventually, Hal shut down after the 6th drive was pulled out. Switching to a creepy song that it learned in it's development stage at Langley, Virginia. Then came the message from Dr. Heywood Floyd, about why exactly they were there. The book ran very close in this case. Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke worked together to write the script. In fact, Clarke wrote the movie script before he edited it into the book version. There are 3 additional Space Odyssey books by Clarke. 2010, Odyssey Two (and a film with it) 1984 2061, Odyssey Three (I don't know if it has a film version as well) 1987 3001, The Final Odyssey (I'm not sure if it has a film version, either) 1997

don't give them ideas lmao

Grimoire of scorching, a book capable of setting both you and pc in fire

These guys exploited breads, dont underestimate them

Books can run commands

@@rickroller1566 aaaah crap

This is correct. This is also the same way Nintendo does their coding. Pokemon speedruns use rng manipulation to repeat steps. And it's reverse engineerable

​@@TrevorD19Yeah, theres almost never a good reason to waste RAM and CPU on multiple RNGs

@@linuxguy1199 which is why the switch is a piece of garbage

@@linuxguy1199 exactly why the switch doesn't run high rng games (zelder)

Yeah like it wasn't a "mistake" if you're just casually playing Minecraft you will never notice that

and someone else had actually discovered what the exploit in order to hide from it

or: The data behind the Randar Exploit

"How this base survived the Randar Exploit" By the base owner not logging in for 2 years? :P

@@Nyerguds maybe they never even gone to their bases? But hey... THAT'S JUST A THEORY....

plot twist: it's my ender chest

Real

Imagine they do and then know where you are

@@integeroverflowexception Bro, if anyone could figure out where people live by touching grass, it would totally be 2b2t players.

im offended and now im gonna find ur coords irl!!! (its a joke if u couldnt tell(

@@yugani7440 Even with my Autism, I could tell. Don't worry. (My Autism makes me believe people's sarcasm as reality.)

^

i look like this and say this

@@jart1984 Meds, no one says this (except the whistleblower)

Not sure about that. After all, the Nocom exploit (which is based on the feedback when a player attempts reducing the durability of a block) is based on different principles than an item-drop exploit. One important distinction is that NOCOM was caused by the Paper Plugin, while this was caused by a simplification of the code, which meant it doesn't have to run multiple RNGs constantly, which made it easily playable on potato PCs, but enabled this exploit to work.

@@mozeskertesz6398 paper is a server software not a plugin

I feel like they were protecting those other servers from those Griefer Groups, that usually fight the Masons all the bloody Time, the 5th Column.

Professionals have standards

The fact that they wanted to warn others really says something about their character. They only used it to bring down the shops and become more powerful

I mean they have been known to do the same exact thing. Raiding someone to horde the wealth for yourself isn't really good. It just creates a monopoly. Also their entire group is filled with extremely toxic players that only care about themselves. Bad people can do good things.

@@lunova6165 But god awful people can cause genocides... Like all the Dictators in our world's history.

Lmaooooo

becare full because the site might logg ur coords and ur base will be raided soon

no way the real hermeticlock commented on this

Bro leaked 2b2t 2030 lmao

@@sergioruiperez7681Bro at this rate real life will be 2b2t by 2030

@@sergioruiperez7681 more like 2b2t 2026

the US government probably hired some of the strongest 2b2t minds to serve in their secret agencies.

Socks be quantum entangled You put one on your right foot and the other one becomes a left sock no matter how far away... haha

exactly

people will stop telling him stuff if he snitches on them too soon. he's been pretty clear about the fact that he only reveals these things after theyre over and cant be done on the server anymore

​@@gristenexactly. He's a historian, not a snitch.

@@UnfussyLeaf2440 Why did you reply this? What value does this add to the original comment whatsoever?

@@Solutra lol

idk

one of the better comments here

No-one tell the Masons about hexagrams!

LMFAOOOO

im guessing you dont play on the server yourself and get all your info from fit, but you're missing munmap. we had nocom > munmap > randar

now watch them be just a cover up for an exploit of insane magnitude

kek, crt go brrrt.

@@Unknown2b2t i have played a few times but i never had experience with hack client and stuff u i get most of my info from him ya.

@@Unknown2b2t i played a lil bit but the fact that i didnt know how to use any hacks and also the insain waiting hours made me never try it untill now so ya i get my info from him.

Then there shall be a third.

A griefer? (Puts on trollmask) POPBOB THE GRIEFER!

I recognize that butterfly effect, See you soon!

Stolen comment

:D

@@nanopiI recognise those co2 particles be there in 5 minutes

Aint that how Bin Laden was murked? They used weather patterns and a bunch of other ML techniques using random ass data, to hunt him down.

the Spawn Masons are usually chill, besides turning spawn into a wasteland. they spent ages building their logo in the sky for god sake.

​@@woobgamer5210 Chill? From what I heard they are a group of hardcore idiots who take the game too seriously. Not exactly chill to me.

@@jeremydale4548 you should take comments less seriously

​@@jeremydale4548 for 2b2t, that sounds chill to me. They weaponize literally everything, including books and light, so yeah, sounds about right.

​@@shadowsnake5133i agree like just wow I did not know furnaces and mining air could be used in unexpected ways

Even in the block game someone somewhere be tracking everything you are doing 💀

Well good thing they are staying in minecraft 😅

I've seen RNG bugs like this in other games. In Command & Conquer 1, the music randomising uses the same RNG as the in-game event randomisation, and multiplayer relies on synchronised RNG on all separate computers to keep the games running in parallel with a minimum of network traffic needed. So by enabling random music you could instantly cause game desyncs.

​@@elplaceholderThe original surveillance freaks didn't play Minecraft. Some of them own Google, while others read content from TikTok users while relaxing in Beijing, others made sure the Patriot Act exists, and then there's the Freemasons... much more interested in exploits than the Spawnmasons. With this world like game in a total anarchy server, it seems to be replaying actual history.

NoCom was still more powerful. According to these videos, both can tell you where a player is but only NoCom can actually tell you what's there without having to actually send an account there.

​@@scotandiamapping4549but nocom can't find you if you never visit spawn and live out in the millions. Randar will find you instantly and it doesn't need any blind guesses or predictive algorithms to do so.

​@@scotandiamapping4549tbh its more like finding the ultimate wand that can kill anything it shoots at and then someone else comes in and teaches you the ultimate spell to instant kill anything

​@@scotandiamapping4549 NoCom was more powerful in some ways, but I feel like this is scary in others, because of how it can also work on old logs. NoCom that cab track you through the past is still pretty window breaking scary.

Taken by that griefer

The oldest anarchy server

was about to comment this lmaoo

How did they not acknowledge it? They fixed it as soon as it was brought to their attention.

Tbh its also not like a super big mistake. Another comment said but pokemon used to do rng like this. It was probably intentional at the time it was added and might have made the game run better.

@@iimuffinsaur yes that was me. Rng is shared across various companies. If you find how it works, you can pretty much make the game do whatever you want.

@@epicjubjub02 After 7 years?

@@2b2tCommunity ...yes

Don't worry, that data is still being used as blackmail material lol

But that is the point of 2b2t being an anarchy server and that your base could be destroyed any moment

@@The_Otto_Von_Bismarck thats why Fit is smart being a nomad

1v1 me 00 nether

@@The_Otto_Von_Bismarck I understand that. I don't have a problem with people walking around or looking for clues to find bases. But using tactics like this that you have no defence against and knowledge about? No thank you

WAIT IT DOES!?!?

yeah but who cares

@@tjb3171 Yea it does, i was on a server and someone kept finding my base and then told me they used this.

Who is pannenkoek2012

@@katje61 Super Mario 64 Cosmic Ray theory

@@katje61 Guy who has a ton of in depth videos about Super Mario 64's mechanics. He's a major public figure for the A Button challenge, which seeks to minimize the amount of times you would theoretically need to press the A button to beat the game, but he does do videos on other topics-his most recent video explained the location and cause of every single invisible wall phenomenon in the game.

I think once he said that he was travelling a lot and had other things to do

@@pinkraven4402 that sounds pretty good

He’s doing pretty well! He went to Australia for 2 weeks, won a QSMP award for biggest fail, and has been streaming a lot, seriously y’all, Huevitos get fed Fit content every week XD

@@NinaTheFox5 What was this biggest fail? xD

@@pinkraven4402 well- you see- you had to be there..he totally didn't get up to any rp shenanigans or anything

get a job scammers

@@Cartiisthegoat29 bro nox are the most trusted shop wdym scammers

Scammer with 6k dubs 😂

@@neria7452they're not. they're pathotigacal liars

W nox

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Goddammit...

That's crazy

True

this is totally unrelated, but still i dont think uruguay would stand a chance