Freaking Jeff Dunham worthy...you can't help believe it's a real story

I can't not imagine it. He tells it so convincingly.

What puppet?

@@brandonk8948 Jeff Dunham WISHES his puppets had this much life to them.

That makes it funnier.

you must not see alot of australian comedians then... we're a lovely bunch, i promise

If someone was born in Canada and everyone in is family was born in Canada too, it'll remind you of an Australian

@@nutshooter12 this comment confuses me. Are you trying to say he's not Australian? Cuz, if so, I have some news for you...

@@ginnymcdougall5271 all of those are real words, and they seem to be arranged in the grammatically correct order. Unfortunately, the resulting statement is utter nonsense and I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Is there any other way to be aussie?

JFC 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I never caught that!; well done!

Entirely possible that was intentional. However As a storywriter myself I gotta admit, not everything is deliberate with some deeper meaning. Sometimes when I tell a story, the blue curtains aren't some metaphor for my sad depressed existence, they're just fucking blue because I described them that way, and my own blues were just a coincidence.

😊

@@UberMangaka Lmao Never seen something truer And sometimes I go back and see my own work and go: “Oh! I foreshadowed that without meaning too somehow” or “Oh fuck I forgot that detail, shit that fits really well” and when people comment on how they love that one detail I’m just 😃 Yeah that was entirely purposeful

I am genuinely surprised that you're name is allowed on youtube

Better yet silly string just spraying out of the cut

@@nemesisomega236 why? Moron isn't a bad word

@@db5094 oh... he changed his name

​@@nemesisomega236Do you remember what it was?

omg i read this comment in time with him just *the video playing* me: sees this comment also me: (accidentally reads this outloud in time with randy) also me: *ah yes, i have reached my final form the show quoter*

I wanna put it on a t-shirt

ANI IT'S ME NEREL HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND YOU HERE

@@badartcentral5078 OMG HEY!! ❤❤ That's so random omg 😆😆😅

@@starry-eyed_animator2978 SAME WHAT THE FUCK

He is more of an anti-villain tbh

Honestly I'd say his Ex is the villain in this story since she's the one who cheated on him and then divorced him for his best mate.

I imagine he’s more of a Doofenshmirtz kind of guy.

Wanda maximoff

@@dione__fernnn meh, not as inherently wholesome as Doc Doof

11:33

I got you the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

​@@ObviousTrollFrom2007 OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOO MARGARET NOOOOOOOOO!

Give Margarete a raise

I loved that line and when he referenced her back “…just as Margaret’s coming back in with the biscuits…”

Seek help

Welcome to the Muppets.

We can see the hands at 16:27. 😂😂😂

@@shizukagozen777 Daymn, i have seen this like 10 times and never noticed. Thanks a lot!

@@adrianadamane2571 You're welcome. 😆

He's just blinking when your blinking

@@athousandyearoldfossil5059 story was so intense i didn't blink once

It's because he has a thyroid problem

What else could he have done, blink a but-ton? Feel free to "boo" me for that. I'll understand.

Umm Acthually ith becauth he'th a puppet! /s

"NYAAAAAAAAAAA"

OH NO iv revealed him! Lol

Morgan will never be revealed

Still doing his twisted macabre version of an "Everybody Loves Raymond" laugh

_AAeAaAaeEEAaEeeE_

And yet, the true BBEG was his ex-wife who broke and shattered a good man into...all that. _sigh_ However, I am now *thoroughly* interested in this story, and need to know WTF happens next in the campaign~🤣

I absolutely love this.

You mind if I do the same thing? I think my friends would love to do that

Sweet Mother Mystra....the next time the group I DM for looks to buy a thing or service from an NPC, it's going to be Morgan. Just a 0th level, unclassed, human force of nature....the laugh, and all. No idea what to expect from the LG paladin, the CN priest of Shar (CE goddess of LOSS and the night), or the LE chronomancer.....but it'll be entertaining for me at least. ~insert Morgan laugh here~

Don't just stop there, what happened?

"Badly Tied Knots and Broken Dreams" is the name of my new band

@@GlennTillema no. Make it your first single. Name the band "Demonically possessed barytone cookabara".

Yo, good observation

@@GlennTillema Can I be the dude that hypes up the crowd?

​@@gersonalthemanShouldn't the first single be "Morgan's got a hammer!"?

Jesus Christ... That’s terrifying

Oh God that image is in my head now

Thank you for tonight's nightmare.

Everyone would flip their shit. XDD

Jesus fucking christ

what about the first half of that quote? "fuck your head, and the neck it rode in on"

@@8-bitsarda747 to quote an iconic movie “both. Both is good”

Up there with "fuck you, Hemingway!"

I have now armed myself against tik tok cringe/thots

@@8-bitsarda747 "The only people who give a fuck about your head will, at some point, see it in real life."

He blinks at the same time you do.

Props especially for being able to pronounce r,l,t,th,w without having a functional mouth

That’s how you know he’s a professional x

FNaF 6 be like:

@@rare_edamimi_fangirl no cap on that one

@@rare_edamimi_fangirl Cap

Toy Story 3

@@xavier_360_2 I think Toy Story 4 still continues the story in a meaningful and satisfying way, but idk what the hell they could possibly do in Toy Story 5 to make me feel the same way

The art of great story telling

I think it's in the hands.

The damn puppet has better presentation than I ever would

Especially since his only facial expression is "ALWAYS SURPRISED"

I too was blown away by how talented Randy's puppet master is. I think it's a lot of small gestures & afferisms that amount in the end, to a great show.

THE PLOT THICKENS!

I am in support of this theory.

"Oh, fuck.. you wanna know the best part of that story?"

@@Atom_dom_2004 funny

What if it wasn't really Morgan and he just saw him in his head.

Preston and Steve's Daily Rush WMMR......

One show, the lighting guy in the theatre turned on the house lights when Randy was doing crowd work so he could "see the audience better." 💀💀💀

​@scottwpilgrim that was actually really good, he roasted the lighting guy

Lol in the words of randy "I SIMPLY MUST MEET THE MAN!"

oh c'mon it was obviously fake. I would have been surprised if it was real.

@@HisameArtwork yur no fun 😭

the sequel to tara gilesbie

@@luv-xx9vy ok ok I'll tell you a secret, Santa is actually real, it's just that corporate capitalists don't want you to know so that you keep consuming their products. Do you forgive me now?

Well who else does the fish control to clean his bowl?

@@someperson9613 good one

Why do I feel like this should be a reference to a movie

P}) P ppl r

Nice

same

*SAME!!! !! !* (like we haven’t seen his mug yet so we just use the puppet as a replacement for it til he DOES show it off-)

​@@ray_boi5953 You can find his face online

Obligatory buying clothes at the soup store

damn

Not to mention the Coles bookstores here in Canada

oh damn i didnt even realize!! i just assumed he wanted to roast kohls workers

@@alexanderchristopher4151 why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

Greatest Quotes From Morgan Are Listed Here 14:48 14:55 15:02 15:06 15:19 18:43 18:51

@Dark Kai Exactly

Pnz 1 MYEEEHHHHHH

@@Xi14376 yo the first link killed me😂😂

I will hear imaginary Morgan's laugh for the rest of my life.

time?

@@hotmojoe2483 about 2:40

Clayton Fair Jesus, that’s impressive.

I'm having a stroke up here

Yea, he’s so good!

EXACTLY, I have ADHD and I can create the most well made characters

@@epicfiredragon0819 uh huh

The way Randy connects very loose topics with an overarching main topic and then it spirals out of control is definitely very ADHD, and very impressive that despite how frequently he changes topics you can still follow what he’s talking about without questioning it or getting lost, especially for neurotypicals.

a mailbox is also a brilliant tool in similar handling

Me who was picturing this video with the Persona Characters:

14:25 Free timestamp for you! Edit: Why is this getting the most likes out of anything else I've done? I guess people just want the timestamp to "Morgan is the *opposite* of *fine* "

​@@ThatOneGuyWhoLikeBees Thx

​@@gerardwayseyelash np, any time!

@@ThatOneGuyWhoLikeBees thank you for this service

@@ThatOneGuyWhoLikeBees thank you ❤

2:30 free timestamp for you!

❤😊

​@Harley [It's not redacted, it's removed] I genuinely appreciate all the timestamps you've put in the comments here, thank you!

that got me too lol.

Needs to be on a T-Shirt

#HillaryShilohMeredith #JERRYPATTENTRIGGINSEMISURVEYORDEEDZ

Have you ripped some mailboxes out of the ground recently? Do you have experience doing this?

Morgan is that you??

Puppeteers are often insane and enjoy working all those tricks and quirks.

Was thinking the same thing. It's eerily lifelike!

hundred pecent....hes so smooth and engaging

I dont understand how it works though. His hand is controlling the mouth but then how does he control both puppet arms with one hand? It just doesn't make sense!

@@raeesmohammed6080 High amount if skill and coordination.

And delivery. The motion is a big part, but the way he puts emphasis and how he says things in general make it fantastic and engaging.

@@Cam_Can_Play the previous version if the sketch is proof of that. Mostly same text, but the delivery is much lesser

sort of like if you compare a comedian that just tells the story flat faced...to one that might also just sit there, but have a rubber face like ace or mr bean...to the kind that might have a 'dead face' but body language and voice dynamic that makes you suspect a cosmic puppeteer behind them..

Oh

So...then..if he was a human moving around it would be the same yeah?

2:42 Free timestamp for you!

I love how he drops to his desk when he says that. That's just priceless

Hope you make a speedy recovery, wishing you well

@@ink_the_wolfin6618 Thanks for the good wishes. Fortunately, I appear to be cancer free. I had HPV caused throat cancer; as I've learned, while highly treatable, it is one of the most painful & arduous cancer recoveries, (had my 1st surgery in July 2020, then chemo & radiati9n in Fall 21. I'm only about 50-60%. Something I've learning w/ great difficulty is patience. Many, many years ago, I was a professional athlete, & semi-pro in 2 others. I've broken, battered & torn up just about ever part of my body. Recoverying from physical injuries is a day-to-day progression; at most, week -to-week. What isn't explained sufficiently to cancer patient is it is a month-to-month ordeal. I've almost go as far as say some aspect are year-to-to-year. A month or three goes by with same horrid effects, (cancer recovery is actually cancer TREATMENT recovery.), then one day you havecan epiphany: ' Hey, I'm ______, anymore.' or 'Wow, _______ is beginning to function, again.' It is a long, slow slog, which somtimes doesn't feel worth it, which teaches one humility, patience & empathy for your fellow humans. May you never experience it; gain the positives by some other means. Regards, GeoD

Have you died yet?

You don't have cancer.

@@aarons6935 how would you know that??

IKR

I was legit crying at the end of The Last Temptation of Randy (that full show is hidden on his channel, UKposts search won't bring it up, but you'll find it on the video's tab) over a story told by a puppet. I felt so weird afterwards.

It was fiction?.... :[[

@@kuwuby9763 most standup is lol,, are you new to this 😅

@@kuwuby9763 you should see the version that Randy recorded for his own channel, if you're still not sure he made it up since it's less refined than this one

Wait a minute

I love that line too

12:11

same!

I was gonna like this comment, but I think it's perfect right where it is.

Yeah that seems about right

This is so true but hilarious

Invite you in Shake hand Close door

@@sarahwiden6599 throw a bookshelf down the stairs and proceed to murder a bunch of flowers

@@TheKnocturne a normal Tuesday

That mental image sends me into hysterics

XDDDDDD

@@rustkarl that combined with the expression of the puppet 😂

#ginnyheadrickthedicktimhoban😎 #alewandthierdumaswalkerz2048 #jjdrapes #timwrothlete #timbunnyhawkingaz #grapefruit7oilsofwarekrichfarm #newguinea #monatobeyesican #paralympdickhphotos #olympdickhphotoapeepee #localmethamphetamineheaddickwoofersmetamfcmale

And what do you know, he BECAME that way near the end

6:43 Well you weren't wrong

Foreshadowing

Well waddya know, he fucking jinxed it ..!

Watermelon approves of bat shit crazy

Fuck it this is what im going with

Randy's delivery of the lines "I dropped Morgan at a train station... I have never seen him again" did seem kinda forced, now that you mention it. Randy clearly knows more than he is letting on.

technically he can say shit went wrong renovating and that's it.

I like your thinking flair541, but I think some rather awkward questions might be asked about the mailbox-shaped-hole in the Audi's windscreen and the armchair/broken glass on the front lawn. The more I think about it, the more I'm okay with Morgan being fictional, because he would have been totally boned by the legal system on this one. But in Randy's fantasy world of Gumtree bookshelf purchases, Morgan got away scot-free. And I'm fine with that. Alright, I'm out... Gotta hit up Gumtree for a lounge suite. Peace.

Plot twist: Randy did all the damage and kidnapped Morgan. He never wanted a bookshelf, he wanted a man who wouldn't fight back.

Bruh you didn't have to do me like that.

I feel targeted

I laughed *vocally*

@@TheFakeFatLegitimate for the first time in 19 years?

@@saorise28 pretty much. I wanted to be like Leslie Nielsen and it backfired. Almost never laugh

FOR MORGAAAAAN!!!

aND ThE PLOt THickEnS

This comment i found directly below one that said and the plot thiccens

Time Cop I’ve never seen such articulated body language. This is masterful.

Time Cop he really does. His puppeteer makes him look so human

It’s just a normal expressive comedian, what puppet

Ryan Carter I thought it was a dude in a suit

Not to mention they made him surprisingly expressive for a puppet with no eyelids, no briw and extremely limited mouth movements.

They did surgery on a Randy

Almost 69 likes

You’re forgetting the grapist from wkuk

Now, let’s remove the g’s...

grape-raped rate

@Thomas Vatz it took 2 months for someone to finish that *2 FUCKING MONTHS*

Ayeyeyeyeyeyeyeye!!

Yeah... Morgan ISN'T real

We need 111 people to like this

@@JDTesch-qx6bu ye

TheWackDude Coco HONESTLY

Oh no!

TheWackDude Coco next time you check the time on the video, type ‘awesome’ on your keyboard. Thank me later.

SAMEEEE😭

Alas, were it that the story ended here

Oh he does have a Netflix special! In the UK...

@@gootrooper8585 HA I LIVE IN THE UK

@@tombate8669 FACK

Yess

last time i heard he was done doing comedy

I know right?

@@zachpnw why not? If I witness this I would buy a fucking combine harvester on gumtree. Now that would an interesting story.

And become beserk and will terify a random dude and force him to be a getaway driver

Hetero you have issues lmfao

@@holdencross5904 a fictional one 😉

Thank goodness for Randy!

Theres levels to it isnt there. Fuckin brilliant mate!

Being upside-down all the time makes the blood rush to their heads, turning them purple.

I'm Australian and I laughed at that.

Sort of, the camera is upside down, and everyone is actually suspended from the ceiling.

He's not Australian dudr

Not Rocko?

AND THE PLOT THICKENS AGAIIIIIINNNNNN

I was thinking that too

I legitt thought that 2

THE PLOT THICKENS SOME MORE!!!!!

THATS WHY SHE WAS ON HER WAY

Then you know it's an amazing puppeteer behind randy!

Yeah imagining all of this happening with the actual Randy puppet with full sized human Morgan.

Not the only one

I’d be weird if you didn’t imagine it that way

I picture it like I was in his point of view I think... Feels like dreams do really

You ruined the magic!!! (Saying that in a joke way)

This is now my favorite comment

Wait a minute. Randy is a _puppet?_

Holy crap, you're right. All my mental images were played out by the puppet.

on Sesame Street

I imagine randy wears cargo shorts no matter the weather

@@76drager Like me. Seriously, I'm Floridian. Fuck jeans. Fuck pants.

Yeah but the bit was 20 minutes, pretty standard "chunk" or routine for stand-up.

Ugh. Couldn’t even last 2 min.

Well shit

Also a good display of the power of puppetry.

Yes. As it is often said, "There are levels to this."

Your profile pic scares me

@@propahuge pancake face gang

We know. We listened to it. You don't have to repeat it.

Garoth the bookshelf guy

The dude in your tribe who made the divorce papers BIG OOF

Hella strange. Sorry for the reference

Harley Quinn you are not forgiven

Kristen Ingram it do be like that sometimes and sometimes like that it be

@@emmahancock8911 yeah I'm not letting you go on that one

@@emmahancock8911 wowsers

I agree - it's just a damn good story!

And this is even more impressive when this was the FIRST FRICKEN DRAFT

It's the combination of delivery, and the nuance of a mundane story gone absurd.

Same, I can't stop listening to it

If you haven’t already, there’s a comedian named Doug Stanhope that’s also a great storyteller. Look up "Doug Stanhope This is Not Happening” for a good laugh

We know. We listened to it. You don't have to repeat it.

@@rcdehaai I didn't have to, I just wanted to.

ayeyeyeyeyeyeye

Ayeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeteyeyeyeyeyey

Ayeayeayeyeee

@Yhelta, I CANT

Yhelta I agree that is strangely specific

One of the most finely turned phrases I've heard in my life.

So... a baritone kookaburra?

Daniel Morelli I dont understand it please explain?

@@oliviawebster9269 because randy said that

ZVLAD VLADESCU nahhhh at the time i didnt understand ‘your vanity is sucking up my bandwidth’ meant but now i do dw ahah

Na u wont

I'm using *"FUCK YOUR HEAD AND THE NECK IT RODE IN ON!"* 😂

Seek help

you seek help

also *kookabura

@@zacyquack whatchu mad about kid

Also *baritone.

Yeah pretty much

I thought that phrase was Aussie slang something COMPLETELY different.

I think at this point he just told them like 7 times before a little story he tells before he reads his book and thats why they laugh so much^^

Almost 666 likes

I don’t think anyone could’ve prepared for that

It's obviously completely fake!

I like to believe, it is real, somewhere.

I've seen people say he says it's fake so he isn't considered an accomplice in what Morgan did

This is only one segment in the show. It goes for well over an hour.

@@Double-R-Nothing it's not so bad depending on the controls; if you have one of the ones with an ergonomic clamp thingy (kinda like those sticks with the clamps at the end you use to pick up trash on the floor) it's not that bad but yeah if the guy is just using his hand in the head itself than it's gonna hurt.

It is. I used to teach puppeteering classes and attend competitions for years. The year we won first place was with a 15 minute production I did lead for, toward the end I got so weak I had to drop the arm rods just to support my arm and the weight of the puppet. No matter how long you practice or how experienced you are it never prepares you for the pain of the performance, nowadays there are devices to assist with the weight and move the weight to the shoulders/ribs of the actor. I wish those were around when I was involved.

If you practice something, you get good at it. Yeah.

What's even more impressive is that the head/mouth/body is controlled by one hand and both hands by the other at the same time and it's always so well executed!

LMAO I guess we all learn from SpongeBob

Have a great **Dolphin sounds** day!

And boomers want people to stop cussing smh

Lol

I’m not a boomer and I can prove that comedy can be just as funny without the cussing. Comedy I can let my children watch. I’m also a disabled soldier that has a doctorate in expletives, sooo....

john mulaney is a fucking god and i love him

@@lizarlady YEEEEEE

Morgan=Batman...?

@@co11in__18 exactly.

The Animation Card yeah, something actually pretty good

Thanks m8

Patrick, your genius is showing

Lol, if your feed is shitty it's cause you watch shitty videos. Can't blame youtube for that :p

it WAS improving