The pinned comment sucks

Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.

It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.

“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.” there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us

"So I thought it would be cool if I put a rail system connecting my house to my other houses" is one of those phrases I thought I would only hear in reference to Minecraft.

Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.

Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"

The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀

Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.

Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.

I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.

And that is how you launder money. "Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."

Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care

I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.

as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare

It's kind of heartbreaking to see useless things like flower cutting rooms and unused rooms when there are so many families crammed into one bedroom apartments or living in hotel rooms

Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”. Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.

Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

6:21 I love how every time they cut to this guy in the video, he's in the most awkward position, like he's scared to be there.

If you aren’t holding extravagant balls and having everyone stay over in their own room along with their own servants etc, then you don’t deserve your mansion. Them’s the rules.

I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated

"Hundreds of willow branches" Shows like five willow branches.

I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants

I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.

in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.

“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???

Oh, the editing at 1:08 is a really nice detail! Like the video was already recorded at that point, since he has it on his phone, but he made the decision to add the little skit. Rich people might have bad taste, but Drew’s taste is great

Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.

As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.

If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all

I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”

“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.

6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade

“A private concert for 5 people” I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence

7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???

I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD

Man if only a Abraham Lincoln had that theater room that turned the lights on when someone came in

Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.

The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster

Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing

Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”

my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.

5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that

9:17 Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀

The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.

You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”

Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.

this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch

I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.

I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit

I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.

If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.

I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.

I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it

2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"* That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.

I feel like having a separate kitchen for the chef was actually a good idea. I can see my chef gets annoyed when I wander in looking for a snack or something, and I get annoyed too when I'm cooking and someone interrupts😄

how is no one talking about that nice “he said the title” transitions. smooth. nice touch. i appreciated it Drewden

The fact that the lime thing was a panicked reaction to "why did you put all of these limes in my kitchen" is peak comedy. I'm a huge supporter of that.

A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have

My theory: Money makes people stupid. People having too much money actually hurts the free market economy, because they no longer have to make logical buying decisions and don't have to consider pros and cons and weigh alternatives...

A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big

Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.

Hey! I like your stuff. I like your voice, your tone,your demeanor, and other things. I am hesitant to branch outside of the few people I watch but you charmed me out of my shell. Subbed.

"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌

“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney

“This is the childrens’ theatre” killed me

The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.

Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.

As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.

"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel" Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.

1:08 this skit is so unnecessarily funny i love it

I've never watched anything on your channel before this video; I'm only 5 minutes and 30 seconds into it, and your perfect commentary of the absurd features of the architectural digest videos are cracking me up. I'm interested in watching more of your channel. Great job with this one man :)

The Dakota Johnson lime controversy is really a gut punch.

I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.

1:08 why is no one talking about how these are the smoothest transitions of all time

I quote "oh Drew Junior, I made EGG" at least once a day

I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.

i genuinely thought "shoe shining room" was a legitimate room that guy had at first

i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.

6:55 Actually this is true for my household. My house has a cool 3d tv downstairs and surround sound and the most comfortable couch, but we barely go down because it’s a bit of a hassle going downstairs, and then cleaning it, and going up 2 floors when you’re tired

To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”

The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?

I think Abraham Lincoln designed that theatre where the lights come on if someone walks in behind you.

this is the only drew video that shows up on my school’s wi-fi so i’ve watched it 100 times. it never gets old

"and this can all be yours... for 195 million dollars." *jazz hands*

Dakota not knowing there were limes in her own kitchen and making up a lie is literally so funny to me for some reason

"i have no idea how i would even sit on this" uncomfortably, i think

I can really tell how much effort you put into your comedy for this video. Its usually great but you really nailed it on this one bud

The lime thing is actually pretty funny. They definitely put too many “decorative” limes in her kitchen for her to just ignore it. They really backed her into a corner.

this just proves rich people are crazy cos what sane person would want to have a private justin bieber concert

I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.

this is the video that introduced me to drew. almost 2 years later and i couldnt have picked a better channel to start obsessively watching

the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef

"The more expensive the house is, the uglier it gets"

1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn

8:36 I love the shoddy tilework around the lightswitch

i'm sorry but that man talking about his 1st floor theater like it's a revolutionary discovery was the funniest thing i've ever seen. rich people are out of this world

-Actual private chef here Having a seperate kitchen actually is a huge blessing. Cooking for a dinner party with children runing in the kitchen and all the guests constantly asking for extra shit or quick snacks etc can really cut efficiency and can be annoying. Having your own space to work undistracted can really be a blessing

The lime lie absolutely floored me. I’m not sure I’ll recover from this mortal plot twist. Please god, show yourself if there’s any order in this world.