Running "Hello World!" in 10 FORBIDDEN Programming Languages
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When you have bored programmers with a lot of free time, things like esolangs tend to arise. Esoteric programming languages are strange and fascinating, and I discussed ten of them in this video. I chose the ones that I thought were the most interesting and would garner the most attention. I hope you find this video interesting and, most importantly, entertaining. If you could share and like this video, that would help me tremendously. Let me know what you liked and disliked in the video so I can create better content for you (I won't stop swearing, the least I could do is bleep them out, and if I don't, it's because it sounded too funny).
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Chicken research paper:
web.archive.org/web/201804160...
Interpreters/Compilers I used in the video:
1.Whenever:pages.cs.wisc.edu/~tolly/when...
2.ArnoldC:mapmeld.com/ArnoldC/?v=2
3.Chef: tio.run/#chef
4.Whitespace: tio.run/#whitespace
5.Chicken:web.archive.org/web/201804200...
6.Befunge:befunge.flogisoft.com/
7.Piet:gabriellesc.github.io/piet/
8.Intercal:www.tutorialspoint.com/compil...
9.Brainfuck:www.tutorialspoint.com/execut...
10.Malbolge:www.tutorialspoint.com/execut...
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@paddyk45 Рік тому
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@_lun4r_ Рік тому
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@atlaskaly Рік тому
Nice try
@tecanec9729 Рік тому
A friend of mine made a lang called "numbscull". Everything is a number, and all numbers are variables. So if you set 2 to 3, then 1+2 becomes 4.
@Rudxain Рік тому
That's so evil!! But it's satisfying that I can finally assign values to constant literals
@etienneparcollet727 Рік тому
Forte does this. But lines are executed in order of their number. Which may change during execution.
@nascencecatstare Рік тому
aneurysm% wr
@PeterAuto1 Рік тому
you can do that in Java
@Y337n3ss Рік тому
can you make 9+10=21?
@skyr3x Рік тому
my dream eso-lang would be a compiler that generates the instructions based on the volume and pitch of an audio recording. throw in some AI to verify that all the audio recordings are of a human screaming and you will get a hello world program that is just some dude screaming at various volumes and frequencies for 5 minutes straight
@_lilnuggetwithbbqsauce3615 Рік тому
thats genius lmao
@MrMan-np9jg Рік тому
@@mutsukiaz uncensor nigga my homie
@chithiradiasseneviratne3562 Рік тому
Me: sings songs badly ur eso-lang: One FPS shooter finished
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
TLDR: Yes, turn random noise into a program, or try to execute GTAV pause menu music Edit: Now that i read, it sounds even more cursed than i thought
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
@@chithiradiasseneviratne3562 You would have to scream for hours I bet you would lose ur voice Also, you would definitely encounter an error in your "program", which is f*cked up
@comedyclub333 Рік тому
My favourite esoteric language is not really a language itself, but a library for python called "esoterrible". It's based on a few concepts like "Truthiness is in the eye of the caller", where you have - in addition to True and False - mixed values like Truse, Ftlue and Talse with a specific chance of being True or False. Also, dictionaries perform lookups on the Oxford dictionary if the key is unknown and an error is raised if you mix up American and British English for the variable names.
@iamwoke322 Рік тому
Here’s my idea for esolang Frums It’s similar to the ArnoldC esolang, but it uses Frums song titles
@Chandelure_F-5 9 місяців тому
JavaFrums
@partciudgam8478 9 місяців тому
A language that is based on pi number, you must find an opcode as a number on pi, and write the jumps as instructions.
@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 8 місяців тому
I was the 666th like
@Sealington 4 місяці тому
i need it
@austinrimel1150 11 місяців тому
I remember reading someone say that "Hello World!" is probably the most ported program in computing.
@PerpendicularFlight5 Рік тому
"You confessed your love to your crush" "You now have a girlfriend" "You found out you won the lottery" "You wake up" Worst day of my life
@FieryToad Рік тому
they roasted us _whenever_ they wanted to
@Gaeru-cq8jj Рік тому
and it was only the beginning of the day
@FieryToad Рік тому
@@Gaeru-cq8jj beginning*
@Gaeru-cq8jj Рік тому
@@FieryToad thanks dude!!! that actually helps me! :D
@FieryToad Рік тому
@@Gaeru-cq8jj no problemo m8
@Eclipse-yg6dl Рік тому
"You confessed your love." "You now have a girlfriend" "You win the lottery" "You wake up" Truly an evil coding language
@PhiloMusix24 Рік тому
It should be banned by Microsoft founder and never ever be sent over to Google.
@letmeouturbasementbro 3 місяці тому
It tells the truth 😔😔😔
@antalervin1447 2 місяці тому
"You got to the toilet" "You take a sh*t" "You wake up to your alarm"
@7MinutozRapsLetras 2 місяці тому
@@antalervin1447 this is like that one marvel scene where doctor strange says that there's only 1 way that they can win: "You wake up to your alarm" "You go to the toilet" "You take a sheet"
@peterzerfass4609 9 місяців тому
The fun thing about Whitespace is that it is 'spy proof'. You can print it out and leave the code on your desk and no one can read or copy it. (Oh, and you can intermix it with languages that don't consider whitespaces relevant. So you can have a single file that gives you one type of program when run through one compiler and another type of program when run through a whitespace compiler sice that compiler ignores all non-whitepace characters)
@masterlolilover5255 2 місяці тому
Wait... Someone hand this man a medal
@lasstunsspielen8279 Місяць тому
And if you print out a whitespace code, it's amazing how low the consumption of ink or toner is!
@I_M_ILLUMINATI 21 день тому
bro I tried it and you are a genius
@contemporarilyancient 16 днів тому
0 to be exact@@lasstunsspielen8279
@kindlin 9 днів тому
That.... would be quite something.
@asheiou Рік тому
My dream esolang would be one based on legal chess moves. each valid move would encode information somehow, but all moves have to be valid, including choosing which pieces to sacrifice on both sides of the board to better allow movement
@jovankabroz6858 2 місяці тому
The entire Esolang community: What are you, Satan?
@karzanah 4 дні тому
Code Battle Advanced
@vineboom6825 Рік тому
same as any programming language except theres a 50% chance that you don't need a semicolon where you normally would and it doesn't tell you what line the code fails at so simple yet so terrifying
@LC-hd5dc Рік тому
that plus the instruction set is way more minimal
@aseo9524 Рік тому
Isn't this just Haskell?
@alfiegordon9013 Рік тому
Rust
@alexzhukovsky8361 Рік тому
Good idea
@TheHiroBlade Рік тому
I'd simply write a program that outputs every possible binary permutation of semicolon/no semicolon, and then runs each until I it finds the one that compiles.
@boilingfire Рік тому
I would write a language where every character has a 50% chance of being read, also changing every time the runs.
@safariknight3239 Рік тому
i think even something as simple as print("hello world") would have such a low chance of actually running
@hippugamer6689 Рік тому
Wtf
@Flairis Рік тому
Schodingers cat type language 💀
@naxzed_it Рік тому
@@Flairis 💀
@lovinglife8966 Рік тому
@@Flairis is
@jubedi Рік тому
My favorite esolang is Piet. I created a few programs with that. One thing I found really awesome is how it can calculate PI. In Piet, the number of pixels in the area you are leaving can be used as a constant for the next commend. So, you draw half a line=r, then paint a circle=A, and calculate A/r/r=π. The result becomes more precise with the image size and how well the circle is drawn. There is also a small text-RPG someone wrote in Piet, where you explore an old house.
@flailmusic Рік тому
Do you remember the name of the rpg or where to find it? Thanks
@the_multus 9 місяців тому
I would also like a name or a link, please
@AliceYobby 9 місяців тому
Piet is so incredible. As more of an artistically minded math enthusiast it’s what got me into programming at all
@brianbethea3069 Рік тому
11:25 4 AM in the morning, as opposed to, obviously, 4 AM in the afternoon.
@adaf3003 Рік тому
Malbolge is truly the peak of the programming community...
@Mefistic Рік тому
LOL ADAF WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE fix tasbot autoclicker pls
@ashes6816 Рік тому
hello fellow gd players
@adaf3003 Рік тому
@@Mefistic lol hi
@adaf3003 Рік тому
@@ashes6816 welcome to the dasher cult people
@cakedon Рік тому
PRAISE THE ROB ON THE TOP
@logisticallychallenged Рік тому
I'm gonna make an esolang where the only valid characters are emoji, variables must be named with some kind of face emoji and the average mood represented by the faces has to remain sufficiently positive or the compiler will get sad and crash.
@iggythegamer1532 Рік тому
😎😭😈😊😂😂😀😃😅😠😬😡😢😅
@Ikxi Рік тому
Emoji language exists
@williamsjahel2692 Рік тому
@@Ikxi but does it get sad and commit suicide?
@vyachachsel Рік тому
...& if you use too much laughing emojis the compiler will throw an error because "it tired of laughing".
@Loku242 Рік тому
Better yet, an esolang that relies exclusively on being the most profane and offensive as physically possible without opening a black hole of edgy cringe
@guillermoruizbuenrostro9020 8 місяців тому
Now I remember what Brainfudge looks like. I was studying computer science back in 1995, and one of our classes introduced us to mathematical concepts too advanced for our first semester. I hated that stuff so much I switched from software to hardware in later semesters, and then when someone introduced me to Brainfudge, it was awful familiar, and now I can see why: Brainfudge is a Turing Machine. Obviously, it is Turing-complete, and it can do anything a Turing machine can do. 28 years later I realized that watching this very video. By the way, I am now a civil engineer. I ended up switching careers in 2009.
@psachickennugget8617 Рік тому
I can’t help but wrap my head around the idea of a 3D programming language that uses shapes and blocks to build programs. I have no skills I’m programming whatsoever, but I really wanna do it. It’s be like, you have vectors and edges that work together to make a cube, and cubes work together to make a program depending on the touching faces, edges, and vectors that change the outcome based on what the edges and stuff are made out of. Dunno if I’m explaining this right, but I have the idea in my head and wanna see if I can make it a reality, so I’ll be figuring out if I can when I go to college again eventually.
@NulledInstance День тому
Fancade
@joedalton77 Рік тому
On my first job I had a colleague that invented a few esolangs. He taught me programming in brainfuck and got me more interested in programming in general. Now I'm doing a PhD in AI and I often think that my life would be very different if it weren't for brainfuck
@yellobanana6456 Рік тому
Holy crap. I started programming in scratch, I can’t imagine starting with that nightmare of a language
@bigshrekhorner Рік тому
@@yellobanana6456 Actually, Brainfuck isn't that difficult of a language really. If you know that what a "Turing complete machine" does in essence is change values on a strip of numbers, then you have mastered much of Brainfuck. The other thing is knowing what each symbol represents, which isn't that difficult either, as there are only a few symbols (6 or 7 iirc. No more than 10) The only tricky thing is implementing stuff like loops and whatnot, as the whole thing that Brainfuck does is essentially "go to a cell, change its value, go to another cell". So, you need to find clever tricks to implement ifs and loops (correction: Brainfuck does have a loop, but it's a very specific one)
@tl1882 Рік тому
@@yellobanana6456 same then i went headfirst to asm
@blakksheep736 Рік тому
@@yellobanana6456 hey, same!
@aaronfender8784 Рік тому
Is it wrong that I want to make one that makes Malbolge look like C++ in comparison and call it The Abyss of Judecca
@HoloTheDrunk Рік тому
The 80x25 limit only exists in Befunge-93, later iterations like the (arguably) most popular Befunge-98 do not have it. Also, for anyone interested, one of the cool things about Befunge is that it's capable of self-modification (i.e. your code can change its own code dynamically while it runs). I used this fact last year to make a small Befunge-98 sand physics simulation in a 10x20 grid... inside the code. And it surprisingly worked better than expected
@arthur1112132 Рік тому
Well, In theory, any compiled language can do that, and interpreted ones should too depending on the inner working of their interpreter. This is called polymorphic code. For instance, it's something used by malwares to modify their signatures and try to avoid being detected by antiviruses. However, it would not give the same kind of behaviour as what you did in Befunge. Plus, such a program is anything but easy to write... Do you have any link to your simulation ? I'd love to see that in action !
@HoloTheDrunk Рік тому
@@arthur1112132 Unfortunately that simulation was written in a state of sleep-deprived daze back during my semester in Latvia and got lost at some point during a Linux reinstall. I do plan on making it again at some point, I'll send the GitHub link once I gather enough motivation for it :)
@widmo206 Рік тому
@@HoloTheDrunk then i'll leave my useless reply here to maybe perhaps get notified by youtube when you do finish it
@kennystevens2923 Рік тому
@@widmo206 ditto. Also, I might as well ask here: wouldn't it also be considered arbitrary code execution? Or is that only when an outside source (a person) uses the program in such a way that it modifies the code?
@BobWithHat Рік тому
Replying here for link to sauce too, pls yes sandbox sim in Befunge
@hurktang Рік тому
My language of choice would be coded in the DNA base only "AGCT" except that every prime letter in the code is shifted by 1 unless the previous number was a multiple of 3 in which case it it shift by -1 and of course, if it was ALSO a multiple of 7 in which case if shifts by 2 in the direction of your choice. For ease of use it's coded in codons (group of 3) character. But most commands have multiple codons which basically do the same (with slight exceptions), which you will have to learn if you want a chance at reading the code.
@QuietOrder Рік тому
Man... that gun charging sound brought so much nostalgia... it was the sonic Eggman attack charging sound !
@RandomDucc-sj8pd Рік тому
Essentially an extension of the “please” language where to get the computer to do something, you have to greet the computer, befreind the computer, and ask the computer to do something and one mishap in the code can ruin your entire “friendship” with the program, and force you to start over, and you can’t get it to do too many things, so you have to put a whole bunch of useless stuff in between. So effectively you have to write a whole fking conversation.
@yantolstenov239 Рік тому
And now imagine if this eso-language being used as basis in some kind of OS... I think I understood why Adeptus Mechanicus in Warhammer 40k is believing in Machine Spirits...
@crabbington7736 Рік тому
O GREAT MACHINE SPIRIT, I BEG OF YOU TO PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
@SirWholesome Рік тому
can you get such a good relationship with the computer you have sex with it i bet you could make it solve string theory after that
@Techy404 Рік тому
ok so a simple "hello world" would look like this? Hey Computer, how are you doing? (being polite and starting a conversation) You look lovely today (useless, useless, useless) Could you do me a favour by the way? (finally, the start of the program) It's not anything much complicated, (useless!) But could you please print "hello world" for me? (action) Thank you, have a lovely day! (being polite and ending the program)
@RandomDucc-sj8pd Рік тому
@@Techy404 yes lol
@NaThingSerious Рік тому
That moment when ur cat walks over your computer while on Malbolge and you end up writing a game
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
The probability is 0,00(0)1%
@JGT-yd2wx 10 місяців тому
@@narrativeless404 NERD
@emrilbennett8704 Місяць тому
Mrow…
@patrikcath1025 Рік тому
I love how content creators nowadays tell you how you should absolutely subscribe in all those different ways before you've even seen any one of their videos
@AlphasysNl Рік тому
Yeah, that's lovely. The threat of getting weapons aimed at you is also particularly nice.
@lyrimetacurl0 9 місяців тому
Watch on guest mode, then you can't subscribe.
@platannapipidae9621 Рік тому
i actually like piet a lot. it looks fun enough to be used as magic system in fantasy or alien language in cosmo-opera.
@logicaleman1122 Рік тому
New esolang: Bogo++ Every instruction is assigned to a random ASCII character (for extra un-usability use unicode instead). This assignment randomizes each time the code is compiled. After enough compile attemps you will get the code to do what you want... eventually...
@amasende21 Рік тому
20th liker
@HydraJKM 11 місяців тому
Who hurt you
@iamwoke322 9 місяців тому
New esolang: Semiquestion After the first time you run your code, you will need to either use semicolons or Greek question marks
@notforkfr 8 місяців тому
3 Comments? Lemme fix that
@joda7697 5 місяців тому
Or you never will. Halting problem moment.
@GDPlainA Рік тому
All 10 Languages mentioned in this video: 2:07 Whenever 4:19 ArnoldC 5:30 Chef 7:13 Whitespace 8:14 Chicken 9:46 Befunge 11:59 Piet 13:06 Intercal 14:08 Brainfugd 15:25 Malbolge
@GDPlainA Рік тому
@@defaultuser2162 i dont use the actual word so i decided to sub it with this
@cahydra Рік тому
14:08 Brainfuck corrected
@chaotickreg7024 Рік тому
Befunge starts after the ad break at like 11:03
@teamok1025 Рік тому
Whenever roastedd you in this video
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
@@teamok1025 Whenever always does that
@KaibaKid_ Рік тому
I’d like to see an esolang based on movement instructions. Like “walk 20 paces, make a soft right, then jump.”
@JamesZou1213 7 місяців тому
Isn't that scratch?
@GunsGodGuts478 Рік тому
The freaking gun at the beginning was awesome so I subscribed please continue these jokes
@Batzuki Рік тому
3:57 relatable...
@runed0s86 Рік тому
Brainf is actually very useful for finding exploits in locked down systems. The 3ds was picked apart with an approach that initially used brainf to mess about in ram!
@arcticcircle9178 Рік тому
How does one execute brainfuck without installing a compiler? ~Cherri
@sayamqazi Рік тому
@@arcticcircle9178 you compile on pc and load the binary on the target device. The way brainf is designed makes it more "friendly" to do mem-specific operations.
@jackemled_but_gay Рік тому
That is really cool!
@anon_y_mousse Рік тому
@@sayamqazi How do you load the binary onto a locked down device?
@sayamqazi Рік тому
@@anon_y_mousse technically nothing should be able to stop you from modifying the contents of a system's memory from the outside.
@SwoggersLOL 7 місяців тому
my idea for esolang: a language that base's its characters on the specifics of your computer. When the lang rips info about your computer, itll assign characters based on whats received and proceed to make the language based on those characters
@WD_RatLad Рік тому
2:30 milk, cereal, bowl.
@mc_mc_music Рік тому
4:14 "Let me know down in the comments, so I can ignore it." Funniest sh** ever!🤣
@thelordz33 Рік тому
If I made a esolang, I'd want to call it C- - and have it be the reverse of C++.
@Ardens. Рік тому
That's a cool thought
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
C++ but ret@rded
@nathansos8480 Рік тому
yes!
@Saturate0806 Рік тому
sounds like an improvement to c++
@MoonlightMusic75 Рік тому
and i make C==
@alepouna 8 місяців тому
I can't lie, I thought you this would be a boring subject but your jokes and flow made it extremely fun to watch. gonna watch more !
@goldenstar_64 8 місяців тому
my language would be called "Ritual" and you'd be required to set up a camera which tracks your movement, translating various dance moves into lines of code. To use the print function, you would need to raise your right fist in the air, and to type characters you would have to use ASL
@hugo-garcia Рік тому
Chef may be useful someday. For example: Imagine a dictatorship that censors programming languages. Is actually quite common in dictatorships like North Korea to write a cooking recipe hiding some kind of secret information. On a theoretically country that censor programming you could write a code as a recipe and no one that is not a programmer would recognize
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
Can you even read Chef code? I mean, that's like, looks harder than binary
@DuckDuckNuke Рік тому
chicken would work as well people would just think you're a crazy chickenphile
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
@@DuckDuckNuke Yes
@NuclearCat_335 Рік тому
*proceeds to write nuke plan in thanksgiving turkey recipe*
@netheritecraftondrugs5126 Рік тому
@@NuclearCat_335 hahaha
@jamieshorey936 Рік тому
7:25 and that joke alone is worth subscribing lol
@n0on51 Рік тому
That almost made my cry
@5eda Рік тому
Lmao
@loa_ 5 місяців тому
This came unexpected and I love it 😂
@vestigedhalo5465 Рік тому
I read the comments and decided to install it, thanks for the instructions for downloading)
@brynshannon6692 9 місяців тому
Imagine something like Befunge but you have to compile it "manually" and you're basically playing a game of Snake.
@langitn.a.absen1946 Рік тому
RNGLang You could type characters, or delete characters. the twist is that every time you type a character it is randomized
@Yutaro-Yoshii Рік тому
PI lang You specify nth digit in pi to start your program from, and how many digits you wish to continue before the program terminates. Each digit corresponds to some form of stack operations.
@doomasil7232 Рік тому
PgLang Kendrick!!! I love kendrick Lamar!! He is so epic! I'm Morbin!
@Zero-4793 Рік тому
that sounds less like the language and more the IDE
@NikodAnimations 18 днів тому
@@Yutaro-Yoshii My idea is similar, but you use strings, and you type in how many digits in the beginning and end of the string is.
@238Hero238 Рік тому
I want a language that's just python, but every time you run it or hit 32 characters, they all become physics objects on the page and collapse to the bottom
@DoctorBones1 Рік тому
that would actually incentivize people to make their code more concise lol
@emmettbarley5721 Рік тому
Maybe have the code or lines connect in one entity in the phisics plane
@theuseraccountname Рік тому
That's a function of the ide, not the language.
@iamwoke322 Рік тому
idea python but greek question marks
@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 6 місяців тому
@@theuseraccountnameMake the language execute code from the fallen objects.
@SuspiciousOwlbear 4 місяці тому
Whenever reminds me a bit of synthesizing sysVerilog code while trying to mess up timing. Every input into your main module shows up at unpredictable times and chaos ensues.
@buildsbricks1 8 місяців тому
Mine would be arms*** basically it’s just randomly encrypted every single time it is opened so the same program couldn’t be run twice and it uses a mix of every single program language in existence.
@anon_y_mousse Рік тому
I think the reason that BF gets used so much is because it is so simple. It's super easy to implement an interpreter or a compiler for it and it's a perfectly balanced language as well. It's also fairly easy to translate it into other languages and even do some minor optimizations.
@ahwabanmukherjee5065 Рік тому
I find its design very elegant. But then I'd rather learn assembly than learn bf
@anon_y_mousse Рік тому
@@ahwabanmukherjee5065 Why not both?
@roax206 Рік тому
I think BF is actually one of the closest languages to the original mathematical Turing machine. Not that that would be much easier to code in.
@anon_y_mousse Рік тому
@@roax206 It is indeed pretty close. If you've not tried to do so, try to write a code generator to convert messages into BF. If you've never written an interpreter for it, then start there. You might find it fun.
@roax206 Рік тому
@@anon_y_mousse I wrote an interpreter for BF that even inlines code files in an attempt to make semi human readable functions.
@Vladimir_Lemon Рік тому
Piet’s one of my absolute favorites. Every three years I like to churn out a new painting based on a program I write in the language. I’m currently writing a Virus :^)
@absoultethings4213 Рік тому
I wonder how it infects stuff considering it’s code is so different
@MicahPachirisuGuy 9 місяців тому
make so it can bypass internet security and corrode every contacts and security number
@random6033 9 місяців тому
"It is very tedious to program in binary" - thanks for reminding me that I gotta finish the stupid C+inline assembly thing i started working on
@BDevil.i0 8 місяців тому
I once found a language called COW, it’s a language were you role-play as a cow by mooing repetitively.
@sanimvsa8295 Рік тому
8:44 So basically "public" means that the method will be usable outside of the class. For example you have a class ""Calculator" with public method "Sum" and you have an instance of this class named "calculatorClass". You can access the method "Sum" by writing calculatorClass.Sum();. If the method "Sum" is private you cannot access it so "calculatorClass.Sum();" will give you an error (assuming the Sum method is private). The word "static" means that the method can be used without an instance. For example instead of "calculatorClass.Sum();" you can use "Calculator.Sum();". And last "void". This represents the return value of the method. If you have void that means that the method has no return value. If instead of "void" there was "int" the method is expected to return a integer. Something like a promise, the method promises you that this method will return an integer. And the word "main" is the name of the method ;)
@Daisy-im6ck Рік тому
You could say that with less than 25 words
@M_1024 Рік тому
@@Daisy-im6ck this whole comment explained 4 words
@roax206 Рік тому
I thought this was commenting on a different video until I read the replies and remembered there was a "public static void main" joke in the video.
@sanimvsa8295 Рік тому
@@Daisy-im6ck Ok, go on. Try. (Bonus points if you give examples like i did)
@TotallyNotSnowman Рік тому
Bro explained it better than my IT teachers
@UriahTronics Рік тому
Mine would be like Python however you have to specify the language the syntax is in in each line and you can't use the same language more than 3 times.
@kennystevens2923 Рік тому
Most evil Duolingo challenge
@dannylovell7876 Рік тому
This is actually a really cool idea, using annotations to specify syntax.
@UriahTronics Рік тому
@@dannylovell7876 Except for the part where you can't use the same language more than 3 times.
@kickin_ass Рік тому
writes a game in 2 lines
@jasminethenoob1080 11 місяців тому
esolang where each line begins with a keyword that is also the key for a vigenere cipher that the rest of the line must be encoded in
@KaitharVideo Рік тому
I genuinely think that no video on esolangs is complete without a mention of DMM, his work in the field is equal parts genius and hilarious. It's funny you referred to him as the Bob Ross of esolangs though... I suspect he's probably better known for one of his other projects... Irregular Web Comic. Contrary to the name, it ran for 9 years with a ridiculously high schedule accuracy... it then retired and a few years later un-retired due to popular opinion. He really deserves to be better known.
@iamwoke322 9 місяців тому
Here’s a stupid idea: JavaShit The way it works is simple: All commands names are memes
@KaitharVideo 9 місяців тому
@@iamwoke322 so... javascript, minus the bits that make it usable? :p
@BiteSizedCinem0 Рік тому
this shit was hilarious and so easy to understand for someone that's not even into coding
@squashedoranges7949 Рік тому
Hello Ardens! Holy moly your channel has grown by a lot. When I made that comment you had a little over 200 subscribers. And I am doing quite well, thank you for asking!
@Ardens. Рік тому
Right?! I'm shocked as well. And I'm glad. Thanks for letting me know by commenting!
@squashedoranges7949 Рік тому
@@Ardens. I hope you're doing well too. Make sure to keep us updated on that esoteric language if you ever get around to it.
@alkhiljohn7640 Рік тому
@@Ardens. hello
@HEYJO77 Рік тому
damn
@DestructoGabe8 Рік тому
Just found your channel and I love it!
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 9 місяців тому
After a year I finally remembered to watch this Edit: I also feel proud of knowing about whitespace, brainfunk and also trinary being a thing from my time on wikipedia
@The_Void_Alchemist Рік тому
Codecode: a language where the code itself must be typed in through a series of complex cyphers that change based on position of each character. Chunk++: code based on what blocks can be found in a minecraft chunk. Smelloworld: code that is written by describing various smells MTG++: program made solely by describing playstates of a magic game. This is possible. WOF: all variables and functions must use the same name. The program will not refer to the same one twice in a row. Junkdrawer: rules and keywords are randomized each time you open the compiler. Gjallarhorn: each line of code executes several fragmented versions after the main one. Shiggy: running a program will cause the code to decay, and must be repaired afterwards. Also, copy paste is disabled.
@khanggamr7454 Рік тому
4:01 bruh
@shin-mmxxiv-hna-official Рік тому
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
@MostafaMMK71 Рік тому
Lmao
@m-ai-g-r-ei-t-- Рік тому
It was a dream and you grieved and cried
@Twelvyshandle Рік тому
The amount of jokes this man has exceeds my braincells. The no b*tches one caught me off guard. You deserve not only my sub and probably my like.
@Brizzle12341 Рік тому
Random idea I just had: an esolang where you upload a video, and then it picks a random pixel from each frame and runs various codes based on the color of the pixels. Would probably never work but who knows
@killing_gaming0973 Рік тому
3:49Life explained in 10 seconds
@sorcdk2880 Рік тому
For those not aware, python do actually have semicolon that functions like that, it just does not care if you put it in or not. In practise it is used for having multiple statements on the same line, which is usefull when running something like: python -c "foo = lambda x: (x,x**2); print(*foo(sum(range(10))))"
@DsiPro1000 Рік тому
Imagine making a game in Whenever, you spawn, then you warp to the end credits
@kingawsume 9 місяців тому
Pikachu was one of the ones I used to troll people with in college. SysAdmin had no idea wtf we were doing, and that suited us just fine.
@zulfiqarchaudhary8392 Рік тому
This is the first video I've watched by you and I loved the humor. This is the most I've laughed in days. Thank you
@Ardens. Рік тому
That makes me so happy to know :) I thought this was going to be another person in their feelings over the intro lol
@Ardenzard Рік тому
I'm a new viewer and when I saw 9:49 I actually got freaked out since my name is actually Arden but then I noticed the channel name. Nice video!
@Ardens. Рік тому
lol thank you for watching Arden :)
@tibr 8 місяців тому
My esolang saolang requires you to have a copy of the SAOL (Swedens primary dictionary essentially) from a very specific year, all tokens are in swedish and are designated while programming by the page number and where on that page the word is, from bottom to top of course :D
@thebaku818 Місяць тому
I think it'd be fun to make an esolang out of fighting game number notation, so that programs just look like deranged multi-match long combos
@randomwindowsuser5261 Рік тому
9:32 Ardens: If you wanna learn more about this language, I strongly recommend reading this paper. That paper: Just contains nothing more than the word 'chicken'.
@Minimum3Dashers Рік тому
It's still useful though.
@Muwqas Рік тому
Duocenter: a programming language with only multiples of 2. Its just c++ but a = 0 b = 2 c = 4 and so on symbols stay the same
@gronklevlonkle1717 Рік тому
There's a language Rockstar, which sounds like heavy metal lyrics. But it was also made to confuse employers who put "rockstar developer needed" on their job postings
@clock_work1 3 місяці тому
My favourite esolang in the video is befunge-93! I just think it is so neat that you can see it happen in real time, changing direction when you want it to!
@erikm8373 Рік тому
My dream terrible esoteric language is one where it is made entirely of non-letter/number symbols ( , . / [ ] ; ' etc). Simple enough compared to most of these, except that to run a program, all those symbols have to be part of a functioning program in a different language. So now you have to figure out if your error messages are referring to the parts of the esoteric language on a given line or the real language. You can also theoretically combine it with Whitespace and write three separate programs in one.
@brenocarvalho3452 Рік тому
There is a name for this language: JavaScript
@proloycodes Рік тому
@@brenocarvalho3452 more specifically, JSFuck
@galfisk Рік тому
I could never write it, but my esolang would be "NAND". Each line is a 2-input NAND gate, starting at 0. Mapped I/O exists in negative number space. On each line, the two first numbers indicate which gate (or mapped I/O location) each input pin gets a signal from, and an optional third negative number sends the output to the mapped I/O. The mapped I/O also contains a one, a zero, and an input alternating between one and zero for each program step. Using this, you construct your own processor, ROM and RAM, and run your program. Or build a subset - for Hello world, you could get away with a small ROM addressed by counter, a preloaded shift register, or (depending how the memory map is constructed) just a bunch of gates outputting the required ones and zeroes in parallel.
@kplays_6000 Рік тому
So like Nand2Tetris?
@galfisk Рік тому
@@kplays_6000 a bit, yes. That's actually what first piqued my interest in low level programming. Ben Eater's breadboard computer is also great.
@velimirchakhnovski2380 Рік тому
@@galfisk Did you complete it? I bought it but left it to dust after the second module (cutting so much cables was a pain)
@galfisk Рік тому
@@velimirchakhnovski2380 I never built any of it, I just watched the videos. I know I could build it if I really wanted to, but I have other projects.
@peterbonucci9661 Рік тому
This is the idea behind VHDL. Basically, you design the computer that implements your program.
@dmlrblx-dragonmanialegends6536 Рік тому
When ever I feelin' down I skip to the part where Steve trys to steal ur info! 🤣🤣
@dayandere2669 Рік тому
"Please put it in the comment section so I can ignore it" why did I laugh so hard from that?? LOL
@saeedmahmoodi7211 Рік тому
Understanding why my gf is not feeling confident is much harder than coding hello world in malbolge
@NOT_A_ROBOT Рік тому
try making a graphing calculator in that language
@saeedmahmoodi7211 Рік тому
@@NOT_A_ROBOT Its easy ! you can write a x64 assembly to malbolge trasnslator and it can Generate malbolge code for any program
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
@@saeedmahmoodi7211 That's cheating 😏
@kellybmackenzie Рік тому
08:43 I relate so much, I'm learning C# and these words intimidated me so much up until very recently. I'm a little gremlin. Also, awesome video!! I love this so much!! I wanna write in Whitespace now.
@lazykbys 6 місяців тому
When the VPN ad started, I was honestly expecting it to segue into a programming language made up entirely of commands from fighting games. Though I wouldn't be surprised if such a language actually existed.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa393 3 місяці тому
It's not every day that you find a programming language so well documented as Chicken. Props to the creator!
@jamescjohnston2 Рік тому
Esolang idea: Name: Paitience Every line of code is executed in order, but at random times of the day. Line 1 4:30AM Line 2 4:32AM Line 3 7:59AM Line 4 9:34PM Line 5 11:59 PM
@iamwoke322 9 місяців тому
Here’s an idea h Normal Java, but you can only type h
@crypticlol 6 місяців тому
@@iamwoke322hhhhh HhhhhHhhhh { hhhhhh hhhhhh hhhh main(Hhhhhh[] hhhh) { Hhhhhh.hhh.hhhhhhh("Hello, World!"); } }
@cmyk8964 Рік тому
Normal programming languages are like bikes, could be used for getting around town or for racing around. Esolangs are more like clown tricycles or 5-meter-tall stilt-bikes.
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
Or unicicles, you forget that
@cmyk8964 Рік тому
@@narrativeless404 Unicycles are actually marginally practical. You could carry them around in the city, and especially in places where Heelys are banned.
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
@@cmyk8964 Hahah
@CoClock Рік тому
Loved the JOJO’s bizarre VPN adventure!! And the interlude card 😂
@hamstergaming3491 Рік тому
imagine an eosteric programming language that like malbolge but every time you compile your program, the compiler would delete your program after any output is generated. now that would be hell.
@systemofapwne Рік тому
You should have also mentioned RockStar. That one is absolutely brilliant.
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 9 місяців тому
I almost knew what will happen at 3:58 right after he showed the second bit of random code and I feel proud
@Roxor128 Рік тому
One for a future video: the One Instruction Set Computer. There are a few variants, but the best-known are SBN (subtract and branch if negative) and MOV. The x86 memory management unit can be coaxed into becoming a subtract-and-branch-if-less-than-or-equal-to-zero machine, and x86's MOV instruction alone is Turing Complete. There exists a program called The MOVfuscator which can compile C source code to all MOV instructions. Good luck disassembling that!
@DistrarSubvoyikar 9 місяців тому
Fun fact: any MOV command can be replaced with an AND command and then an OR command, so if you know how to replace a command with MOV then you also know how to run it on a primitive machine that can only do AND and OR
@blackfang500 Рік тому
Stuff like Piet is so cool to me. It's like coding as an art form taken to the extreme and I'd love to see more ways to represent code in some sort of medium
@melvinjoshua Рік тому
Istg, your channel is way funnier than stand-up comedy shows these days lmaooo!
@Z0M8I3D 9 місяців тому
A) Malboge sounds like a really useful language for secure webware and B) I would create an Esoteric Object Based Language where functions are from the view port of the objects and the non-functions only describe the objects like variables, a second-perspective-social-object-oriented-programing-language (SPSOOPL).
@zenochara7522 8 місяців тому
If I had to make a esolang I would make it 1 make every letter your type randomized. 2 I would make it use emojis. 3 make it occasionally burst in flames making you have to restart.
@Rudxain Рік тому
BF doesn't deserve its name. If you remove the "[]" opcodes and add a "@" opcode that does *relative gotos (AKA computed jumps)* you get a Turing-complete lang where every iteration of a loop *does something different.* And because it's a goto, structured loops don't exist at all, and the program becomes more unpredictable. Now, allow it to *modify itself* by placing the input program at the beginning of the tape/memory and you got something very close to Malbonge. My (personal) esolang would be one where computation is mostly based on pointers, *pointers everywhere,* and even pointers to pointers, and pointers that point to double pointers. And allow reflection by providing the program with an extra memory that defines the behavior of the interpreter and the meaning of the instructions, so you could swap the meaning of 2 or more instructions AT RUNTIME to obfuscate your program. Self-modification is allowed, so you can distribute your program encrypted, and decrypt it in memory when the user runs it
@narrativeless404 Рік тому
That sounds like a platform for malware
@Rudxain Рік тому
@@narrativeless404 Definitely LMAO, that's one of the purposes of obfuscation, but it can be used for good and interesting things
@lephobix Рік тому
I actually thought about a concept for an eso-lang. I was thinking about a language you could play on the piano. An AI (or something else idk...) would interpret the chords you'd play into operations. I'm not sure if I'm gonna try building this but it would definately be a fun project ig...😆
@jeremiahevans4175 Рік тому
Syntax error on measure 5
@MINASS_PRIMO 9 місяців тому
We need coding: the musical
@darkimoo7996 Рік тому
"public static void main" That shit used to fk me up Can relate that
@themadhattersalt 9 місяців тому
That paper on chicken was actually really helpful!
@dripthanos5595 Рік тому
my esoteric language would read bottom to top and right to left instead of top to bottom, left to right and has versions for all commonly used languages (LUA, C/C+/C++/C#, Python, Java etc.) that way, instead of writing in that language, you could translate it by simply making everything backwards and flipping it so that the end of the script is at line 1
@DoctorBones1 Рік тому
so its coding in arabic
@plasmakitten4261 Рік тому
@@DoctorBones1 and upside down
@Ashnurazg Рік тому
Brainf*ck (BF) is surprisingly simple when you understood it's operations. It's hard to write, but very close to a Turing machine in theory. I was bored at work and implemented a BF compatible interpreter in COBOL with some additional stack operators. It's a weird old business language for mainframes running an esolang with my interpreter. The weird thing is that COBOL indexes doesn't start with 0, but with 1, consequently you need to shift the input by -1 and output by +1 for valid ASCII signs on the tape. PS: BF depends on 2 things: the cell size, it's usually 8 bit unsigned wrap-around, but can have signed or unsigned 16, 32 or 64 bit wide cells, or even arbitrary wide cells (aka BigNum) , and the size of the tape.
@ClarinetDude1616 11 місяців тому
whenever whenever roasts you by running your code whenever, you know your life will end whenever
@stefanilic8445 Рік тому
Damn he even got a sponsor
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