This was my favorite part 😂

that FOLDED me omgggg

XD

Was gonna say the same thing 😂

>2024 >still making “wypipo don season they food” “jokes”

"We are the most serious, super badass soldiers in the Universe, but you try flying without saying WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sometime"

this had me laughing out loud

preach

+1

Personally, I kept hearing Maxwell from the Geico lore. 😆🐷

He snuck that in really well.

Christ, thanks for helping me actually catch the joke lmao

omg that made me laugh after so long

"Not while you're pregnant! That's how you get a Boss Baby!"

This movie is so bad...

@@jbvader721An all-female religion and still no one pauses to ask about Preexisting Conditions. 👍🏼

@@WhiteLivesMatterPL Found the rebel moon fanboy LOL

@@nichoudha Both are equally boring

That was a fucking absolute GEM of an (ancient 80s) reference they dug up, right there... Pure gold. 👍

Epic setup and perfect payoff

"WE AIN'T FOUND SH*T!" -Lt Tuvok (seriously)

@@thomriley1036 "I'm Barf, I'm my own best friend"

@@tonykennedy8483 Cheque please!

Feyd: "...same"

@@thewatcher611 Feyd "reverse uno card"

@@thewatcher611 Feyd: always 3 times more than you

Walken dances like a lizard on ice (RIP Sgt Doakes)

@@mayankexodus In the books, Doakes survives, at least thru book 6. I don't know about after that, yet.

Meanwhile, all our bodies would have enough microplastics in them to make a small toy.

Amen!

I don’t get it

Honestly these credits were the funniest in recent memory

I don’t know. That hit hard, but the the Bidet Duke paired nicely after!!

"Now, can you Name That 2une?"

Looked more like Rune or June

The perfume commercial was funny too

Whenever I hear Sexy Boy by Air, I think of Timothee' Chalamet. ❤

Is the movie out yet??

He should have said it for this video ...

When I actually saw this film and people laughed at the bit where bardem said paul's humility only fulfilled the prophecy, I couldn't help but think if they were thinking of the bit in life of brian where he denies he's the messiah but with one of them saying "only the true messiah would deny his divinity."

​@@Anonomius0Oh it was definitely a nod to Life of Brian lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too ( edit : Especially since I have 3 Bidets )

6:42 Dasani described perfectly 😂

That one hit out of nowhere!

Oh, yeah, that does make more sense.

lol same... and im not a fan of poop jokes

You can't what?

That was a brilliant joke!

Loved that Spaceballs deep cut! :D

INCREDIBLE use of Spaceballs

Yes! And the next reference would be Kevin Bacon in Tremors. 😂

It made me miss John Candy. Grew up watching his movies.

@@John-ir4id Ah, John Candy was fun to watch and a good guy off screen.

Yep. The most tone-deaf interpretation of Dune is that Paul is a hero messiah, but it is still too simple to think that Paul is a villain: the real problem is not the leader but the followers.

@@Daneelro I literally just binged back-to-back The Vow and Love Has Won docs on Max and my head is full of this. It is amazing how quickly these "messiah" types become scary and harassing to their followers and everything else they touch.

@@akirebara They wouldn't if their followers didn't give them that power. And Dune makes an even more sobering point: even in the best-case scenario, if the people's chosen messiah starts with good intentions and has extreme superpowers (seeing all possible futures), he won't be able to change the path determined by the collective stupidity and bad instincts of his followers, who will go forth and murder infidels in his name whatever he intended.

@@Daneelro He actively tells them to kill. That's their entire power and source of fear for his (Pauls) opponents - hence the scene with fanatic vs Rabban. At some point it's a game who inflicts worse macabre atrocity. But yes, it all works only if there are bitter people on the fremens side, and if that bitterness ready to sip into religion.

Wait till the next movie.

Better than the cliche "I'm chosen so I know everything right away"

..........the fake id you used to get into this movie should be revoked.

@@Reanimator1x which Paul ends up doing anyways.

@@shawnmayo8210 To be fair to Paul, thanks to overdosing, he does know the way. I see the same promise it in the crackheads on the corner.

I think it's more like he becomes everyone's echo chamber, they love him because he gives them an illusion of being seen and understood. It is a great lesson in campaigning.

Yeah absolutely! And “jihad me at hello” was amazing too haha

the "desani" is great too

Stellan*

I see people saying it sounds like “cooooome get your dinner!”

In the books, the guild wanted a showdown, so they dropped travel costs that day, so all the houses, and their armies could watch it all go down. They want Paul to fail because he could damn them all by destroying the spice

It took them an entire day, dude

Haven't seen part 2 yet but my question for the series is, if spice is required for interstellar travel, then how did the planet get found without interstellar travel?

@@spaghettithetentac1163 Spice is for the human navigation. It's not fuel for travel. Computers did safe navigation before spice, so humans spread out to the many planets before spice discovery. Humans then went to war with rogue AI, and, on winning, banned computers. Humans then took spice in order to enhance their human abilities to replace computer functions. One of those functions is the guild's safe space navigation. Without spice and without computers they could still travel, but not without crazy high mortality rates or getting lost. They can still travel without computers, or spice but not safely.

@@politereminder6284 Thats fair, but I’m thinking about the time it took for them to travel. They had to rally their armies, have the spacing guild come get them, travel to Arrakis just to arrive shortly after the battle the very same day they got the message from Harkonnen?

The level of this burn is over 9000!

Rebel Dune

More like "we have Dune in the basement of the burned home we left behind 10 years ago"

😂

No $@#& 😂​@@shikhar.awasthi

I still think Tilda Swinton would have made a badass Emperor. I love Walken, but I think Swinton could have killed it

@@wolfrebel4196 ooh interesting fancast!

@@wolfrebel4196I could see that, it would be interesting. But a more obvious role for Tilda Swinton would have been Gaius Helen Mohiam. Her weird/creepy vibe would be perfect BG.

@@hajenso Ooo...that would have been good too

"Dammit Paul, that was MY line!"

Paul's mother was supposed to have a girl instead of Paul. That girl was supposed to wed Fade and unite the two houses. But Lady Jessica wanted to give the Duke a son. The houses were also already joined since Lady Jessica is the Barron's daughter.

@@zabrinapenguin Giving her Post Melange nickname here seems inappropriate in that she overthrew Bene Gesserit's long plannings just by birthing a son for her husband. She's the calmest although cunning character I've ever seen. The start of it all.

Diana agrees!

Hands and keyboards to the artist these are always fun and uncomfortably true.

Considering that Coca Cola is the bottler, and distributer of Dasani, that kind of makes sense

​@@sawtooth808don't forget Nestle too Edit: I even heard the rumour Spritzer (the mineral water brand from Malaysia) was taken from the water source of Chinese cemetery in Taiping 😅😅😅

That "wheeee" is going to be stuck in my head for all eternity on rewatches of Dune Part 2. Thanks a lot, Screen Junkies.

Honestly, Those floating suits are a lot of fun.

@@jbvader721 can't be unheard

That cheeky little rock push.

I was doing it for the worm riding scenes.

And it doesn’t have to be any cool thing, Paul could take a dump and this would still happen lmao 😂 we all need a hype man like Stilgar

​@@juancabardo21As it is written!!

And it freaking RULED

Also include that he casually inherits a nuclear arsenal.

Perpetual Scowling Chani nearly ruined the film, IMO.

vííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí, vííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí, víííííííííííííííííííí XD

So did he!

he speaks from experience

He also went from “Rock your butthole” straight to the “Worm riding experience” 🫢

That’s because dream girls rarely just stare out into nothing like they’re selling perfume. In reality dream girls have attitude and will call out their partners when they cross the line.

Chani should change her name to be Whiny

Yeeeeees! lol

He was born to be a fighter. Immediately after birth. 😂😂😂

Thos ropes have hooks on the end which they stick between the worm's plates. They steer it like a horse. When they want to get off, they make it roll to one side until they are close enough to jump to the ground

"but my stop was 5 dunes ago!"

@@theoboangiu7950 😂

@@godoftheinterwebz But what do they do about the fact the worm sometimes goes underneath the dunes? Wouldn't they get knocked off?

From what I understand the hooks lift up these flaps that the worms don't like getting sand in, so they stay above ground.

it's brilliant

I LOL’d at this I had to pause

It's probably why they chose him in the first place.

I swear to god, however writes these scripts has some kwisatz haderach powers cause talking about deep forgotten knowledge

"walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm"

I…have a fever…and the prescription is…more Spice Melange 🤣🤣🤣🪦 priceless

sowy but I think he said chawice

Yeah, that one was a super super inside joke that probably only .001% of the viewers ever caught. I would have totally missed it had I not made dabs from big bags of trimming before... and smoked it in dabs bong that looked a whole lot like the blue koolaid chalice.

Ahhhh, DAB . . . I heard 'rippin the DAD, straight from the chalice,' and thought HT was onto some cutting edge lingo, like a bong water is Father in the way Kombucha SCOBY is Mother.

@@Big_Island_BoiI think anyone familiar with weed terminology would get that one

@@Big_Island_BoiI can’t tell if you’re joking or not

yeah it killed me

He's a corpse in this movie. Max von Sydow is the best Emperor Shaddam

@@godoftheinterwebz Max von Sydow played Liet Kynes in the 80s movie. He played a completely different space-emperor though...

No... but yes!

@@Jsdo1980 - I recall his character being rather merciless in that one.

Which was what the Emperor was. Not this shell of a man.​@@williamsomerset3949

On the other hand, I watched a video with someone's cat, and the video maker gave that song lyrics. Specifically, "Coooo-oooooooooome get your diiiiii-nerrrrrr!" I can't unhear it.

Personally, I was waiting for the basketball game from “Catwoman”. ;-)