Bro 😂💀

Very much😂

Right, lmao

And unnecessary

True n i didn't liked that

i like yours better :) - mike tyson

Word!

Germans are notorious in Holiday resorts all around the Mediterranean for getting up at ungodly times and reserving the sunbeds around the pool with their bath towels. I see a big new career opportunity for seals from all around the world.

😂😂

Seal privilege. I bet if he was BLM he wouldn't snatch a towel like that. 😂

😂😂😂 it definitely was personal

Sea Lion is literally in the title lol

@@minahlastname8186 fine, Sea Lion*

sealions are not the same as seal. there is the word, lion there for a reason. they bite.

@@doldemenshubarti8696 read comment above, I corrected it. Can people lay tf off if it's a damn seal or sea lion? ffs

Yeah, the man was in the sea lions seat.

Probably. Even swam like us, hopped up and hit the chair. Yeah it's been there before.

@@JosephWallace-xo8sg🤣😅😁

100%

exactly, was obviously waiting for jacuzzi to get filled up

How does this only have 47 likes. This is comedy and poetic gold.

You should contract the "chair is" to "chair's"

​@@23Butanedionenah it's already good, why would you change chair is to chair's "hippity hoppity your property is now my property" Now "hippity hoppity your property's now my property"

​@@shealim8720property's and property is are both long while "chair's" sounds cool, more abridged and fits in better than "chair is"

@@cjay6547 I’d go further too and cut out now.

Wym it's his hotel

It's a she, but yes, lol

​@@deprofundis3293that's a full blown dude bro

More like waddling

@@deprofundis3293tf, please explain how you gendered the sealion, I genuinely wanna know the defining characteristics you were able to spot from the video, kinda curious

🤣😅😅😁

Where!

🤣🤣🤣

​@Rice ok

"Sea lion actually" - 🤓

​@Rice sure

I was the 666th like 👌

Its a seal

@@xenithLit’s a sea lion, sea lions are pinnipeds just like seals but they aren’t the same, there’s quite a few differences

😂

😄 exactly

666th like

Mf just called it a “seal” 💀 That is a SEA LION, and they will fuck you up

​@@kuhnville3145that's a seal. Don't think everything you read in the comments is true. Why do you think it didn't fuck anybody up, smart guy?

​@@OddWolf666 definitely a sea lion. the way it walks (sea lions appear to stand up when they walk, seals kinds drag themselves along with some type of walking motion), shape of head/body, way it looks when it swims, length of neck, etc. easy way to tell is the head shape, seal heads look like a circle with a bulge for a nose, sea lions have a much more streamlined and dog shape head. think of a puppy vs adult dog. and yes, I did look up both of the animals as per your request, and there isa stark deference that you seem to have mixed up. not sure why you are basically calling me an idiot when you are so confident yet so wrong.

​@@OddWolf666damn I wouldn't take that if I were you😤😤

​@spedguy bro is totally in the wrong so he shouldn't make himself look even more stupid

Iugh

It would of ripped him apart

They are dangerous though

Fr

@@palistrofrulydon’t care, if bite bite back

God father 😅

Oooffff! Now you’re taking it too far! Man to sealion

😂

😂

Lol i guess that sealion is a lesbian 😂

@@hallooos7585 I'm not gonna assume it's gender 😭

Nah my man's just wanted cuddles 😥

He could sense that guy was an *ss and showed him how karma works.

​@tomasviane3844 he was an ass for just sitting there or...?

I knew they would spin it back in the animal's favor even though you were joking about it being petty. Let the human win for once in an animal video, geez. He didn't "just wanna cuddle", he was petty, just leave it at that lol

He wanted a towel and pad.

Just like the people who got the entire ocean next to them and wants to build a pool

​@@MrNicePotatoit's different

@@elchaosgamerslgameplaysd3829not really

@@MiuTakigawait actually is. Pretty sure people could not like the feel of or are scared to swim in ocean water, while pool water feels different and often feels safer to others. It’s all about the nuances

@@MiuTakigawathen why would you want to be in a boat?

Best comment

'Just cause you hairless monkeys developed currency doesn't mean I have to care'

Bully Magseal

do u know that seals and sea lions r actually different? i know im risking ‘🤓’ comments but i am quite passionate about this info

​@@jaackaboytheiii1107 same 😤 I love both seals and sea lions but this comment made me irrationally irritated

gourmet gentleman

people really be think animals are dumb as shit

@@rmg9387 ironic

Buddy really lame for taking the towel he should’ve got booed

But how dare you speak like that about that man?

IKR? He acts like he owns the place ! 😄

This is in the Galapagos Islands. The sea lions have no fear of humans. They come right up to you but you aren't allowed to touch them.

​@@GayFrogsTho Who doesn't allow it? The sea lions or the authorities?

@comptegoogle5071 It's the local authorities. All the wildlife there is protected. People get fined for trying to pet or interract with all the creatures.

​@@GayFrogsThowhat happens if the sea lion jumps on me and I don't do anything do I still get fined for it jumping on me? That's the stupidest thing

Where is this?

@@seheareGalapagos islands, I believe.

Is he tame to the point where you can pet him? If not, I respect that, just curious, lol.

I think it must be a female or a very young one aren't the males a lot bigger and not so cute. Edit: I just looked it up and something online says the females weigh from 110-600 lbs and the males are 440-2200 lbs.

This is a female seal, she then started going with her pup to swim too :)

Sea lion shows that sea dogs and land dogs are really just dogs. They all want on the furniture.

Thank y'all for all the likes. I can tell it's all from people with older siblings. 🤣

As a middle child, oldest siblings aren’t like that, it’s the middle or youngest.

@@fireball305 I'm the baby & all my older siblings were like that.

😂😂😂😂

@mandoh u chronically online

*Sea Lion’s seat you bigot

@mandoh Fortnite is criminally underrated yes they do have cringy TikTok dances and some weird skins but overall decent game also creative is awesome

​@@numbertwo579 it's not underrated you gotta he 10

Imagine they were cell mates lol

"for the estimate" I've never heard that expression before. Does it mean like "for good measure" ?

Might as well pull the other chair a little closer and enjoy the view with the Sea Lion.😂

@@agreensubstance I don't think so, I just was trying to say "para el estimado" but in english, my english is not very good at the moment

​@@thegranddukesupremacy756The expression in English is "for good measure." "Para El estimado," can't be translated exactly because it doesn't have meaning in English 😊

​@@thegranddukesupremacy756 "for the esteemed gentleman" maybe?

By stealing my beach chair?

@@yahjah3795 they claim rocks and stuff they chill on. If they can get you to give up your position on the platform, they are the dominant sea lion

The more you know

Yea he said MY ROCK Lmaoo

My rock is by the edge of the cliff

😂 underrated ❤

LOL 😂

😂😂❤

👍🏼

😏

😂❤

Until an orca shows up

😐

@@Dank94th 😭 messed up but so true

​@@Dank94thI laughed so hard when I read your comment I snorted lol, it's definitely a fucked joke since orcas like to slap seals into the air and hurt them for fun but it's still a good joke 😂

I’m sure the sea lion would’ve made it funky smelling like straight up ocean 😂

Sea lion said, "Fine, take your stank az towel back I dont need it!"

Right funky human 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The bully of the seas….

salt water and fish lol😂

😅😅😅

You mean Sealdon?

@@lonewolfe2502 😂 More accurate

​@@lonewolfe2502 😂 More accurate

​@@as00r60 more specific😅

Right, my goddess.

Well, since the boat is parked so close I can assume they can't swim there. It does seem redundant, though.

Some people aren’t strong swimmers or know how to get back on shore if there’s a current. I’m from Hawaii and see a lot of mainlanders get hit by waves and start panicking so I can see why they have pools by beaches much safer for them.

I mean if I was rich I'd rather swim in a pool than the ocean lol

now imagine you are rich enough to have a boat in your pool on the boat in the ocean

Insane

Ow def he been there before thats his seat💀

evolution at its finest

Thing weighs more than 300 pounds but it's as graceful as Aquaman

I am more amazed by people around making sea lion sounds 😂

However they should never be underestimated. They are called sea lions for a reason. Even if they check you out with their mouth out of curiosity, they have predator teeth and can seriously injure you, intentionally or not. But you are right. They need protection

​@@oliverhardy9464well dogs have predator teeth too

@@oliverhardy9464😭😭

These are predatory mammals, only killer whales and some species of large sharks are stronger.

Why do we need to protect them "at all cost"? I've seen one at the aquarium in Chicago. They are bigger than you think and loud.

Good joke 🎉

I sea what you did there

Ayyyyyy nice one

Hes not a sea lion hes a seal.....

Gal is like, "what's that thing you sitting on? Move let me try it out."

Sea lion said “chu aint see my drink here?”

Just a normal day in Galapagos

Funniest comment award goes to….

*he’s

@@ray_jos🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Fax like man I would have scooted over and chill with him😊

He’s actually out most regular guest and you’re in his spot lol

You stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

underrated

😂

sheeeit!

Pause

" 'nother damn day on the job, sheeeeeat"

He's the lifeguard on duty 😄

💀

Foreal, he was acting like a black man punkd him for his seat. LoL

He lost his aloha status to a sea lion

@@HaveAGoodDayFk.U HUH

@@HaveAGoodDayFk.U nigga you’re fuckin weird wtf lmfaoo

Nigga how would u feel? 😂

Bro fr, I'd start massaging his back

I was just about to say that 😄

​@@ChillYeti yup pulling his towel like bitch relax my dude

he literally smile wdy

He harsh towards the sea lion when he took the towel

That’s what I’m saying lmao I’d be on the same energy 🤣

I like your response to that

@@natpeterson8313on a personal level? 😂

@@seja098 Most likely 💀

He probably got up before sunrise to lay his towel on that chair.

Or get his face ripped open by one

One doesn't cuddle with thieves and tres passers

Right

They are carnivore bruh, u cant just cuddle with them like they are dog😂

​@@kacangajaib1563oooo someone nit knowing that dogs and cats are also carnivore and humans are cuddling with them

"water puppy" dude that thing is like 300 pounds and over 5ft at least ain't nothing puppy like about him 😂

@@Hotep982 you must either be old as hell or new to the internet.

​@@Hotep982 Fr...and it's not like it's called Sea Lion for no reason...

you got it man

​@@Gdnfxactually it is. The worst thing that can happen is an accident only bc of the 600 pound weight . Vending machines are more dangerous. Or Barbara weighing 650 pounds and we dont call her no "Lion" around here.

🤣🤣🔥

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

ok 🌚🌚

Guy:- wth

Adorable but those things attack and can cause serious damage aswell.

I'm pretty sure this is a Leopard Seal, not a Sea Lion and he had the right idea to move those things got sharp teeth and could tear you up!😏

@@Konachn4ever even a sea lion will still mess you up

Oh damn a leopard seal? Yeah I'd move too

"Just wants to hangout and chill" lmao gtfo acting like every animal is friendly I wouldn't be surprised if a wild dog or bear takes you out

yeah chair theft is very friendly 😂

And that guy was a ass

If they are dogs, then they bite. Use your head.

actually they're known for being aggressive

No hay comparación además no siemThere is no comparison, they are both aggressive, but I hope the stupid yellow blanket has eaten that fool

😂🎉 That was great 👍😃!!

This pun is punnny! 🤣

hahahahaha!

Do people on the internet just come ready with a suitcase of puns?

@@DancingDeity Yes, and my priest even blessed these holy puns. 🙏

😂

Best comment right here 😂

He really looked like a Jerry 😅

He snuggled into the Chair like a lazy Tourist lol no Orcas so its chill

Guy : MY NAME IS GARY Seal: Whatever

😂😂😂😂

In English please

​@@naisscoq8258 its patois bro they're saying give me my seat/towel

😂😂

@@naisscoq8258its not hard to figure out what it says. That says more about your lack of being able to use context clues

absolutely would've at least petted him

​@@marahbaker8615It's unfortunately illegal to touch them! You can transfer diseases/get diseases from wild marine mammals.

​@@emstink so sad not even whales? I see people petting or touching whales. Beluga,grey, humpback is it illegal to touch them(whales) as well or just seals?

Maybe take it back to your hotel room?

​@@emstink petting these aren't illegal, i have heard that only petting those artic seals and penguins can get you in trouble

Very deep meaning in it

Humans ☕

​@@shubhprataprao8561 ✔️

Nah, humans run the world. If anyone doesn’t like that, they are more then welcomed to clock out early.

This says a lot about our society

"yes, right after he took a dip in the pool! I swear! I think he even mocked me 🙄 ya gotta believe me"

@@exoticvibe7"Nah..that aint gonna be true right?"

⁠@@ThatonedetectiveI’m a witness and it is indeed *true* .“

​@@exoticvibe7 "As the sea lion, I did no such thing"

😂😂😂😂

The funniest part is that there was an empty chair right next to him! 😂 I bet that the seals seat. I bet he’s laid there before and now it’s his

Chapelle

😂😂

It sounds like it even said "moooove"😂

@@ftroop2000 🤣

As was the seal with his forceful attitude

in his defense sea lions are not known for being gentle he probably wanted to be real quick. not that he couldn’t have just got a different towel.

​@@spwan10ones an animal the other one is a human.

​@@alexarviso6836so?

What? 😂 It could've been WAY more aggressive

Fr

I mean like eh

@@dekatjibrother3915 Would you believe it if someone only told it to you?

Fr

Omm

I’m sorry “like” he owned the place? Mf he is the place.

Yeah until he bites a chunk of flesh off lol

@@feloniusdude1698 i was gonna say the same they aint aggressive but dont come near them

It’s not a seal it’s a sea lion❤ 😁

@@IllFuNDA455 they are aggressive sometimes when u invade their space. But if they come up to u like this it is ok ❤ it means they won’t harm u. They are water dogs really. I’m from Massachusetts at the Boston aquarium they used to have performing sea lions (u can’t really “train” sea lions 😂) they just act like dogs but like really stubborn ones 😂 they do things for food but mostly fish. They don’t eat or have like any interest in us 🤣💀 this one doesn’t care that he is there at all 😂 But I agree they can be aggressive when in bad situations like dogs. ❤️❤️❤️ they are like little water dogs 😂

​@Alyssa Sola you keep telling yourself that Alyssa

Hers but yes, lol

RIGHT. The man was just vacationing there. That seal probably frequents that particular resort regularly

Bro really said MoVe Bitch 💀

He's not a Navy Seal, he's just a seal who was in the Navy. It's not the same.

But he takes seats, tho😅😅😅😅

@@JonesCrimson its a joke bro?😂

​@@polabear9710 Hes trying to join the Chair-force 😂😂

You win! ❤