imagine being lost and having amnesia and someone offers you a way to get home in exchange for your social security card, and instead they hand you a sack full of babies

Spookley isn’t even the main character in his own sequel

Spookley - square; treated like shit for looking different Cat - green; treated like shit for looking different Conjoined Pumpkin - Different looking; Everyone's cool with it.

We just gonna ignore the fact that Mistletoe wished on a star...... DURING THE DAY!?

Why even make this a Spookley movie, it has nothing to do with Spookley, they could've just made a new movie about Mistletoe The Christmas Cat.

Saying “woah, I caught a snowflake!” During a blizzard is like saying “woah, water!” During a tsunami

I love how the female pumpkin went from a powerful woman in the first movie who won every game to a woman driven by sex and money in this one. She lost hope in society and neglected her skills just to get a man (be it a scarecrow or a cat).

I love how it took Santa an entire year to give the cat a collar.

"When it snows on Christmas, that's Christmas snow" _hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor_

me trying to hit the word count in an essay: “and out of nowhere comes a giant snowball out of nowhere”

I love how they animated the cat to walk like a dog. Truly a forward-thinking masterpiece

It's so much worst when you think about how much stress switching houses can cause cats.

Ah, yes, the movie about Santa trying to cope with his guilty conscience after being a negligent pet owner, almost killing his pet & then rehoming his cat on Christmas... Such a classic story.

Honestly they should’ve just called the movie “amnesia cat and his unwanted kids”

I feel for Mistletoe. I'd also be pissed if I gave someone my ID and they forced parenthood on me

does nobody else find the scarecrow pouring water on a little puppet and screaming "JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS" absolutely terrifying.

the worst thing an animated movie can do is have ugly horrifying characters. and... this movie did exactly that

I don't know why but I can't get over the way Jack waterboarded his puppet version of himself while screaming a Christmas song

The "Did you kill all those people?" sketch was hilarious. The delivery was _perfect_ .

Idk what it is but I actually really like the scarecrow's design. His weird bucket helmet/mask is funny, and how he carries a broom around like a staff. I feel like he's the only character that could appear in like a DreamWorks or Pixar movie.

Is no one gonna mention how mistletoe couldn’t be looking at the stars because 1. It was snowing and 2. It was daytime?

Mistletoe has got to have the worst character design I’ve ever seen. I mean they really could have made him a more tasteful Christmas color scheme and not toxic waste green and blood red.

So santa took a kitten for a whole year, and then decided to give him back, but once the kitten was there, turned into an owl, stole his only possession/id, led him to the middle of nowhere, gave him his Id back, tuned into a racoon, tricked him into buying 3 orphans for the id he just got back, and then left him to die in a blizzard.

11:19 Why does mistletoe look like 37 year old man looking at his children who just put their hand in a paint can.

First Movie: Spookly gets chosen as a jako-lantern Second Movie: tHaT nEvEr HaPpEnEd

Plot twist: Mistletoe grows up to be the Grinch

Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit like watching a scarecrow waterboard a toddler's corpse with his hand digging through its skull

"Santa getting Mistletoe a new home for Christmas like getting your boyfriend a new girlfriend for your anniversary" this part got me

"I've watched this several times now" someone get danny help Edit: 12:13

PLEASE someone take “I’m a sexy little gourd” and put it in a Danny Gonzalez taken out of context video

10:30 - THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WHEN I SAW THOSE KITTENS IS THE FACT THAT THEY LOOK DIRTY LMAO

11:14 look at the blue cat for this entire song at the last "verse" his mouth just gave up-

Santa literally be like: "I'm giving you up for adoption. Merry Christmas"

Why does the cat look like someone's fursona turned real

Can we talk about how mistletoe snapped his neck and took all 9 of his own lives when he hit that rooftop And just shrugged that shit off?

mistletoe's design is one hell of an eyesore 😬 I get they wanted to keep the holiday theme, but damn not everything has to be green, red and white to be related to christmas

I saw this movie on Netflix a while back and said to myself “I hope Danny makes a video on that.” Wish granted.

"Are these pumpkins christian?" No, but I know a show where they can be

He gave him the collar, let him take a picture in it, then made up an elaborate plan to get the collar back. Reminds me of a shitty dominatrix.

when the cat almost fell to it’s death and Danny sang WAP💀💀

I love how Danny implies he’s seen other horny pumpkins but this just happens to be the horniest.

“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve never seen” Never wanted to ever hear that sentence spoke out loud.

I cant stop imagining Buster Baxter from Arthur whenever Mistletoe speaks.

13:00 WandaVision in a nutshell.

Nothing says Christmas children's movie like waterboarding a corpse!

Moral of the story: Santa's a shapeshifting sociopath

Danny: But by this point, Mistletoe is pissed at everything. Me: oh no oh dang i sure hope he doesnt learn the true meaning of christmas

I love That Danny skips over the fact that there’s to much water to fit in the cup of water while The scarecrow is holding his own species

The “sexy pumpkin” has the same energy as the “sexy rat” from ratatoing

Am I the only one wondering why they didn't just design the kitten to have red fur, white "socks" on all of his paws, and green eyes? Their current design looks like a demonic Christmas raccoon.

So let me see if I have this correct: A pumpkin from a Halloween special is helping some random cat and kittens who are colored like Easter eggs in what is supposed to be a Christmas special. Did the writers forget which holiday they were writing for?

Santa giving mistletoe a new home for Christmas is like telling your kids that your putting them up for adoption on Christmas

"now from the top make it drop" LMFAO

Mistletoe: *making friends* Santa: ... and I took that personally

they way I didn’t even think that this video was posted 3 years ago. I thought he had just posted this.

16:03 are we not going to address the fact that this cat fell potentially hundreds of feet from the sky, landed on a second story building, fell off and rolled around for a bit, and is somehow still alive??? like dude the cat is fuckin immortal

why are none of y’all talking about how Mistletoe’s voice actor is the one that voices Buster from Arthur

Just wait until Danny finds out there’s a “Spookely the Square Pumpkin: The Musical” 🤭

This makes me want to hug my cats and make sure they know they’re loved. Santa was so mean

Spookly: I found a snow flake when it's during a snow storm, when it's snowing. Me: mom I got water in a cup, from the tap and I'm 15.

The most creative use of 'WAP' was not one I expected to see in a kids movie.

Why is Spookley even in the title of the film? He isn't even a big part of it, I'm outraged. Give Mistletoe the recognition he deserves.

watched this with my niece last winter. it played on disney channel during prime "kids watching tv before getting ready for school" time. im happy to know she and i didn't hallucinate it

15:56 this is extremely funny to me and noone can tell me otherwise

I hate how Spookley's freckles look like cold sores to me.

Danny, pumpkins don't rot as fast when they're not carved. When you carve a pumpkin, it's hollow, and it rots more easily.

Theory: Since when we see Santa shapeshift into the racoon and owl at the end, notice how the racoon is first, not santa. I'm probably wrong, but what if Santa and the owl where the RACOON the whole time, instead of Santa being the owl and racoon? idk, maybe, we may never know.

I love watching the transition of Danny hair progressively getting curlier

WAIT THEY STOLE THIS STORY! there’s a children’s book called mistletoe and the christmas kittens, and the cat mistletoe looks just like the cat from this movie. (EDIT: my bad, i did some reasearch and people in the comments are letting me know, they didn't steal it the pumpkin books and the cat books are written by the same person. and the movie is produced by the same person, so they didn't steal it.)

“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen!” Danny, tell us the truth. How many horny pumpkins have you seen? EDIT: Some bot named Key Epic had copied my comment word for word and apparently copies comments on a lot of videos. So that’s a thing apparently.

17:58 mistletoe having other friends? I dont want that! I want him to think about me for 10 years at least!!!!!

7:00 When you celebrate on Christmas Eve instead of Christmas Day

We just gonna gloss over Danny saying “the squeakuel” like he didn’t bring up hidden ptsd for everyone watching

I don't think this guy realizes that literally everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious

11:28 bro didn't even open his mouth while his homies were singing💀

"This is the horniest pumpkin I've ever seen" This shall never be taken out of context

i have nEVER been more upset about anything in my life. This story doesn't make sense because its a RIPOFF of my favorite childhood storybook EVER and it had barely anything to do with Santa (and definitely nothing to do with a farm). Mistletoe was a HERO who almost dies in a blizzard to get three helpless kittens to safety on Christmas night because he grew up on the streets and didn't want that life for the kittens he found. He takes those kittens onto his back and trudges on for MILES without questioning it for a moment because he was *kind* and *selfless* and an *angel*. I got that book in 2007 and 13 years later I STILL can't help but bawl my eyes out when I read it. or even think about that absolute king (I'm literally tearing up writing this. its a little ridiculous). They did my baby Mistletoe so dirty in this movie I cannOT handle it lmao. MY mistletoe would never need a whole song to warm up to three kittens in need. If you see this I'm BEGGING you to read the dumb little children's picture book and forget this movie exists. It's called The Legend of *Mistletoe* and the Christmas Kittens by Joe Troiano sorry for the emotional response I am PASSIONATE about this children's book lmao.

"Let's take a photo so you always remember the day you got your new collar." Then erases his memory, steals his collar and get rid of him.

A trash man appearing in in a cloud of sparkles is how I came out of the closet

No one: Jack: **waterboards a dead toddler**

“Are these pumpkins Christian?” Made me laugh way harder than it should have

Little Tom: First a square pumpkin and now a green cat Me: So he didn't redeem himself huh

"now from the top make it drop🧐"

So Santa is like all those people who adopted kittens when quarantine started and now is trying to rehome him? This truly is a 2020 movie.

The cat wished on a star IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

2:36 its been 2 days. "Holladay Hill farm where every day is a holiday"

The pumpkins rotting is probably why another movie was never made. I can just imagine, spookly the square pumpkin 3 : Spookly's head caved in!

I don't like those kittens, they’re course, rough, and irritating, and their fur gets everywhere.

This hits different when you know that Danny is legally a pumpkin

7:00 To quote Phoenix Wright Attorney At Law ALMOST Christmas doesn't mean it IS Christmas!

This is like if a foster kid lived with a family for a year, loved them, and then for Christmas the family gave them to a different family to adopt, instead of adopting them themselves. Wild man.

the fact that Danny sung WAP to a cat falling in freezing cold water and might have hypothermia scares me

Ah yes. Nothing says "holiday cheer" like the gift of abandonment for Christmas. What more could one wish for than to be neglected?

The voice actor for Mistletoe is the same as Buster Baxter from the PBS kids show Arthur and I can’t unhear it, he has such a distinctive voice

Snarky raccoon shows up and doesn't say "well well well, look what the cat dragged in". Missed opportunity

I didn’t think I’d here a WAP Joke in a children’s film review

Moral of the story: if you steal mistletoe’s collar you’re legally an owl

"Well, well, well. What have we here?" Sandy Claws, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared!

“This is the horniest pumpkin I’ve ever seen” ISTG I SPAT HALF MY DINNER OUT-

Santa stole Mistletoe’s collar, left him with three kids and left him in the woods to die