It's funny to think that people saw that one skit of Danny and Drew horribly playing basketball as an intro to a video and went "well I guess you could say he's a bit of an athlete"

Actually fun fact, when I was born, I got stuck while coming out. Danny was the nurse and he actually helped deliver me even though he wasn’t a registered nurse. What a guy. I am 16 now.

Danny: "I'm an open book." Also Danny: *doesn't tell us his chest and waist size*

I didn't even know Danny owned parents. let alone two of them.

I'm shocked Danny has a Mexican quarter in him. Sounds painful to have a coin fused with your flesh

I like how Danny just showed a random picture of himself & Laura with no date given and was like "See? She's alive and the picture's real." which makes it sound ten times more suspicious

Fun fact: Years ago I was on a plane when both pilots died from tripping over their untied laces. We were all scared we were going to crash and die and the flight attendant asked if anyone could fly the plane. At that moment, Danny Gonzalez jumped out his seat and said with a confident look on his face, "I was born to fly planes". while everyone stared in amazement, he went into the cockpit and landed the plane. He saved our lives. We all clapped and gave him our money. I couldn't be more grateful. Also he frequently climbs Mt Everest with my brother's friend's aunt's pet fish

“that photo is real. and my wife is alive.” NEEDS to go in a no context video💀

fun fact: danny was actually born in a volcano! he is made of ash and if you breathe on him he actually falls apart

maybe the people who wrote these articles just know things that you don’t, dan

Danny actually saved my life back in 1822, when I was diagnosed with the Bubovid19 Prague. He was my dog's sister's nurse. He really helped me, thanks Danny

I went to a cosplay event and saw Danny. I was so excited I ran up to him and asked for a picture. He screamed at me and pushed me away. I was so offended, I never thought Danny would do something like that. He then force palmed through a wall, then pile drove me into the earth. He grappled me out of the large crater and tossed me miles into the air and pushed me down the stairs and took my shoe. Really shows how just because someone looks like they are nice you should never meet them or something.

something about creators reading horribly incorrect personal info about themselves is just... peak fcking comedy. can't explain it but I will watch videos like this endlessly

danny is so talented that he can open a bottle without even opening it

danny our deepest condolences on your wife. i cant believe the unexplained reasons caught up with her.

Danny: Keep my wife’s name…OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!

"This picture is real and my wife is alive" is one of the most suspicious sentences I've ever heard

I genuinely cannot stop laughing at the idea of receiving a cryptic letter in the mail and it's just a photo of Danny posing in his kitchen.

As a fellow Coloradan, I can confirm that Danny has explored our exotic culture since I was there to introduce him.

Danny has such great interior design skills, including [generic furniture] and [vague furniture]

Danny spilling his water while wearing a shirt that says “trying my best” is an all time mood

Danny has not been the same since Laura passed away. It's heartbreaking how he continues to think she is alive. I hope he recovers from his trauma soon.

danny used to actually come to my house in scotland as a hello fresh delivery boy a couple years back, its great to see how far hes come from such humble beginnings. we are so proud of you

did you know that danny has a wife but he is not married, his "wife" is actually a random married woman he found and keeps in his basement

I met Danny in Hollywood, I was so excited to meet him that I walked up to him, asking for a pic and he just laughs and says no. I was taken back by this and he spat on me, he kicked my grandma and my dog. Such a cruel world we live in.

it's okay, Danny. on a back to school day, a PTA mom came running up to my mom and said, "Oh my god, I just heard about your husband! I'm so sorry! When did he die??" which really weirded all of us out (my sister and I were both there) bc we had just left him alive and well, playing strategy games on his computer. he thought it was hilarious when we told him and introduced himself as "the dead husband" at school functions after that.

Fun fact: Danny actually ate one of my brothers in 2016 as a dare and to this day he’s still traumatised

spilling sparkling water all over his keyboard while wearing a shirt that says "trying my best" is peak danny

ah yes, i love danny's roles in the television shows "sanders shorts" and "crankgameplays". his performances were truly inspirational.

answering “he’s inquisitive” to the question “is he single” sounds like a euphemism for “no but he cheats a lot”

"Keep my name out of your God damn mouth" Guess Will Smith has been watching and learning from Danny Gonzalez

Love that the automated captions are in Korean, very useful

The article being matter-of-fact and written in third-person until it randomly says "Let me tell you that his house is furnished with some great stuff" is peak comedy

Yes, stop making stuff up about Danny. We all know he has team of hit men who’ll come and get you

Danny is actually my plumber, he came in last week with no equipment, and unclogged the toilet with just his mouth. Amazing performance by Danny, I heard he's getting promoted to President of the United States of America tomorrow.

I can confirm Danny is an amazing actor because we were auditioning in a play and I was really nervous and he came over to comfort me saying, "It's ok, you suck and we all know you're going to fail the audition, and you can't do anything if you put your mind to it." I was so touched that I went on stage crying. 😃

Its disgusting how people dont fact check. I always check my sources and review them personally btw Danny's hair width is approx. 180 micrometers

I saw Danny at a grocery store in Illinois with his Mexican parents yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little nutcracker men in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the nutcracker boys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each nut man and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I can't believe the article didn't mention Danny's time in the Peace Corps in Uganda where he told children about his time being a famous movie producer. He really made a difference in their hearts. ❤

hi danny, artist here: blue can be warm lol. basically warm blue just has a tiny bit more yellow to it and cool blue has more purple.

Danny is actually a flightattendant too because on my flight to the Netherlands I saw him working in the plane. He also makes the meals himself for the passengers on the airplane, so he is a cook too. But what really shocked me was when I found out through sources that his uncle worked on a vineyard in Italy and had a tragic accident where he slipped on the grapes and died immediately. That's why danny likes to dress up as grapes.

rest in peace. fly high Danny 🕊️

Danny spilling his drink while wearing a shirt saying “trying my best” is so cute

Damn, Danny's wife's unexplained death and Drew's wife's deployment to Afghanistan. Please keep these guys in your hearts and minds 💔😔.

Poetry exists in Danny’s shirt reading “trying my best” while he spills non-Lacroix sparkling water over his keyboard

When not acting, Danny is actually an innovative Interior Designer. He gave my house the much needed sprucing up it needed so much. Thanks Danny

“His favourite movies are Pulp Fiction, Fight Club and The Godfather” Danny: I’ve never seen two of those *Which two? I need to know.*

Idk why but the sentence “Danny was raised an only child in Illinois by his Mexican parents” made me crack up

"You ever heard of FRUITCON" yes. Fruitcon is me and my friends hanging out together

10:30 Danny's eyes are Weezer blue get it right article

This is just if you asked an untrained AI to describe Danny

conspiracy theory: The writers of these articles make all the information horrifically wrong on purpose so youtubers will make videos about it and reveal actual information about themselves

I remember when Danny Gonzalez saved my cat from cannibalistic clowns that one time in Globe, Arizona. Man, that was such a good time. I'm pretty sure that was right before Danny became a firefighter.

Danny: Ah yes the best way to prove to my audience that my wife is alive is to show a photo of her from my phone of her, instead of “hey come here really quick”

I had a famous artist help me with a university assignment I was writing about him because of this crap. Always worth reaching out to people because it happens all the time and you never know who is willing to set the record straight.

My guess for the “Mexican parents” thing is they saw the last name “Gonzalez” and went, “yeah, that’s a Mexican last name. No WHITE person could have Gonzalez as their last name!”

I think they were confusing Amanda and Laura up. They were probably thinking about the time Amanda deserted the army to work on her personal mission. Mixing Drew and Danny up. Rookie mistake.

8:13 its funny that they say he couldnt take care of a pet and now he literally has a son lmao

You know the video ain't gonna make sense when the only option for captions is Korean.

Funny to think they probably got "he plays basketball" because of that video where Danny and Drew do play basketball and break every bone they have

Maybe they read some of the “Amanda went missing in Afghanistan” jokes and got confused lol. The rest of the article seemed pretty decent so it’s weird they got that part so wrong

The keep-my-wife’s-name-out-of-your-fucking-mouth-ification of Danny Gonzalez

Who else remembers when Danny Gonzalez was a Math Teacher in Ohio,Europe. He taught me the algebra and explained it so well that i soon after that became a math scientist! I'm pretty sure now he is a magician and lawyer aswell as an arhitect in Australia with my cousins dogs younger sisters friends moms uncles grandmother

I feel bad for Danny. He’s still in disbelief that his wife is dead. It’s ok Danny. Let her go. Laura is prolly having the time of her death off of the earth. Danny, you’ll be ok.

"My wife is fine, and she's alive" - Guy whose wife is fine and alive

i remember one time, i went to disney and saw a cast member dressed as minnie choking. suddenly danny jumped out of the Goofy costume and saved the minnie actor, he then got a lifetime pass to disney and his own rollercoaster. what a hero!

13:54 Oh no! Laura also died in Afghanistan!

there needs to be a reality show where danny just drinks different sparkling waters

danny could have cut out the beginning part where he fucked up opening a bottle but he didn't that's creator transparency right there

Danny saved my hometown from an earthquake, he threw everyone into the sky until it was over. He is now everyone’s hero. Danny you are a hero.

"Keep my name out of your god damn mouth" it's confirmed Danny coaches will Smith on how to be angry it truly paid off

Im so glad that he very convincingly explained that his wife is completely alive and totally fine.

when teachers say "wikipedia isn't a valid source of information" this is the amount of incorrect they're thinking about

15:12 Danny walked so that Will could run

The captains are in Korean. Not only is it translating English to Korean but when I put on atuo translate it’s say things like “if I show up you with my breath with cost me all pumps”

you just gave us all the hobbies for us to update the sites lol

Danny: Flips off milk in his “Bad Boy” music video Wiki: *Ah, so he must be lactose intolerant.*

personal timestamp 4:21 material girl danny

8:00 everybody dresses up as their fraverate fruit

Danny pretending not to know eponymous so Greg stops teasing him for his fancy-ass vocabulary. We see you.

"I don't even think I have a favorite actor" Jeremy Renner sheds a single tear

I remember when my dog gave birth and Danny Gonzalez was one of the puppies 🥺🥰

A media face is the equivalent of a popular social media influencer.

nice shirt bucko

Danny, no need to be humble, I remember having you as a guest soccer teacher when you were travelling Europe, I can't believe I ever got to meet such a formidable soccer player as you

1:59 I mean your last name is Gonzalez so I think they just took a shot in the dark

plot twist: danny's wife is living a double life

Dannys wife actually died, He’s just in denial. The accident was not your fault Danny, just let it go.

Danny has stopped drinking La Croix and is now an official Sparkling Water influencer ✨

Did you see that on IMDB they say Drew is your sibling? LOL

I met Danny yesterday, I was very excited when I walked up to him and asked for a selfie, but he said no and beat up my pet rat, spat on me, and then stomped off doing a little jig all while calling us peasants. Remy was offended

Fun Fact: Danny Gonzalez is a handyman. The proof: He uses a multitool, more specifically a Gerber Dime, to open his sparkling water. What a man's man he is.

You know it's getting real when Danny reviews his legal options

Danny spilling his drink with his shirt that says trying my best is beautiful

Sorry about your loss, Danny. It's been almost a year since your wife passed. She'll live on in our hearts forever. 🥺😢😓❤️❤️

i’m crying “how old was danny in 2012” as if he is The Only Danny

The "loves being surrounded by animals" part comes from the bird attacking Danny during his run

one of my favorite things is youtubers wearing each others merch

Fun fact: Danny is an alien born on mars that died in 9104 B.C due to a fusion bomb.

Danny it’s so sad that you’re in denial about your wife’s death :( if you want to talk about it we’re all here for you