Danny showing a picture of kurtis and calling him an "old hag" is making me laugh way harder than it's supposed to

You did raise an army Danny. You should have known there would be a war.

i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.

I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any UKpostsr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-

Danny's haircut makes him look even younger hes just ageing backwards at this point

IS DANNY FINNALLY ADRESSING THE GREGOLUTION LOL

Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.

I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)

i saw this day coming, drew's fanbase was bound to turn against him, being called 'stinkers' is truly enraging

That artist rendition of Kurtis being worried about Danny going missing is honestly so amazing. It’s a perfect drawing of him

hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.

"You know, maybe if they had me on their side, they'd know how to fucking spell." I almost died.

"Maybe if people had me on their side, they'd be able to fucking spell, that's all I have to say." Me too Danny, that's my only contribution. 😂

I'm ashamed of my critical thinking skills. I didn't even notice the couch until Danny pointed it out.

The fact that danny genuinely has an entry in the villains wiki makes me so happy

“Luckily some considerate Gregs climbed onstage and carried me off…” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read

as a member of the sleep paralysis community, i agree, danny is officially our sleep paralysis demon.

I can't believe Danny tried to get rid of the shelf without any mention, this is truly the most shocking political scandal since watergate.

The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude

Danny explaining that the ikea shelf is by the window felt exactly like a parent telling their kid their dog is at a farm somewhere

man i cant believe greg is getting so silly and goofy, it's truly a kneeslapper

Did Danny really think we wouldn't notice that he's not drinking a sparkling beverage? Smh

I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along

This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams

Are we just gonna ignore that Danny openly wants to be our sleep paralysis demon? 😃

The “DANFL” should’ve just been a picture of Drew

I once had a dream that I was sitting on a park bench and you walked by and said "Keep it up Greg". Most uplifting hopeful dream ever

I can't stop laughing at "congregulation!"

This Danny ARG is next level. Been sleeping 22 hours a day trying to find clues. Nothing so far, but I'm determined to find that cat!

i love how danny's shirt keeps changing colors lol

I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this

The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.

Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.

the comic about evil Danny is making we laugh wayyy harder than it should

As a consistent lucid dreamer I will be sure to add you to my next dreamscape. Thank you Danny

I fully expected a squishy blink from the nutcracker when Danny asked if he was being held hostage.

Shaking my smh, I can’t believe they were goofing around backstage, Danny let them off easy.

Don't worry Danny, your fans are actually trying to turn against Drew, but you look just like him.

16:06 can someone edit the nutcracker so that he blinks twice?

Bruh he does exist on the villains wiki now. legend.

I like that all us Greg's are okay with calling him a Nutcracker when he's a Toy Soldier.

The dream newscaster being like “OH MY GOD THERE HE IS” made me laugh so hard I cried

6:12 omg just realized that what danny said is literally the plot of dream scenario (2023)

10:50 I LITERALLY COULDNT TELL LIKE I SAW THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE OF KURTIS ONCE AND WAS LIKE: wait that wasnt always like this was it?

This man is holding the nutcracker hostage and I do not trust him.

As someone who has lost a dad. If we make the joke it is usually okay to laugh along as long as you aren’t shitty about it

i always see danny in my dreams,i would always have a mcdonalds bag with fries in it and he would come steal my fries and say "these fries are mine now"then hit me in the head with a nut cracker and runs away then gives the fries to garfield,you know,the one who eats lasagnas all the time.

Fun fact: I have the exact same Christmas decoration that Danny has in the background of his videos (the nut cracker)

We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it. Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most

I personally would never turn against you, Drew.

when i met danny on the “we are two different people” tour (like that first post said absolutely no one fault) but i was with my friend and it was raining so hard outside. i had gotten all dressed up (granted i was in middle school with my man bun so not much could have been done) but me, my friend, and my scary dad walked up to drew and danny completely soaked from the rain. danny and drew apologized for the weather and after that we just stood there. i didn’t know what to say, i had forgotten all my fan art at home, so we just stood there for like 3 minutes until we left. we said two words. it wasn’t a complete disaster but for my first time meeting the only youtuber i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on, it was a little upsetting, i had imagined having a small conversation, giving them the fan art, then enjoying the show but the one time i’ll ever get to meet someone i’m a fan of and i was soaked, shaking, red like a tomato, and silent.

Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)

i have had dreams of Danny eating ham off the floor but this was like 5 months ago when i watched his videos to sleep

"sorry for your loss- very swaggy urn, 10/10 dad" - Danny 2022

As someone who lives in Illinois there’s also people who are very divided on sports teams between Missouri and Illinois

3:58 Hell yeah, you spelled out my name. Im saving the audio and putting it on my ringtone

I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.

As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped

omg danny i cant belive you did this 1:47

Happy birthday danny! I love how much your channel has grown

Love how Danny openly shares his feelings

7:00 the fact that he took the time to move the hand to hold himself safely, danny truly cares about believability

14:30 Greg lotion? 😂

the meme being "just an exhale out of the nose kind of funny" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard it perfectly describes the appropriate amount of laughter for the joke

Asks his editor “jake, if you’re editing this” so sweet of Danny to give them the option of doing their job

As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis many a times, I sincerely hope that I don’t see Danny. That would literally be scarier than The Hatman. If I was looking around my room and saw Danny’s eyes in the corner I’d cry

Your half-eaten bacon collar crew-neck sweater speaks to me on a level I never knew I had.

Such a huge fan Danny, all your videos crack me up, your videos are the highlight of my day! Keep it up bestie, I'm so greg

Sleep paralysis terrifies me, but if it was just Danny chilling I feel safe lol

14:45 Congregulations on your Gregnancy, it's a Greg

5:38 that’s honestly a really cool idea

i met danny at the store i reached out to shake hands with him, and he ripped my arm off! i went into a state of shock and danny just laughed at me and then proceeded to punch me in the face. when i went unconcious he started to stomp and kick me around! i woke up in a burning building and i saw danny outside the building and he started blowing chunks at the window and set off several nukes that blew up everyone including danny. as i rised to heaven he said "no you don't!" and dragged me down to hell.

I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol

Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere

14:25 The Gregolution

11:33 you never talked about the shelf like that…

I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship. Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)

Wow Danny looks 17 here. He's finally aging

My personal dream Danny experience: I had a dream that me and my best friend were hiking on a snow covered mountain in Japan. I get a call from a doctor, telling me my older brother died. I start crying and call my mother to let her know the news. Then, I suddenly see Danny Gonzalez, one of my favorite commentary UKpostsrs. He asked me a trivia question which I got correct and then, completely disappeared without a trace. I was still super sad but I felt a lot better with my comfort dream Danny.

danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.

I think they're upset about you removing the "Greg" letters 😭😂

Loved the subtle sweater change from blue to green and back lmao

Danny immediately locking in when he played the "Where's Danny" game will always be impressive

Love how Danny openly shares how he wants to be our sleep paralysis demon

I edited this comment so nobody knows how I got these likes

Danny is enter the dream space, i think we all know what that means... Freddy Krueger

Notice how Danny edited out the nut-cracker blinking?

I had a dream that Danny was drinking all my diet soda and shouted "LaCroix is a lie!" Then he vanished.

Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.

danny's end theme is so nostalgic and for what. i feel so happy but also sad when i hear it.

When he said that would be the worst day of his life it was adorable and genuine

i will forever miss the greg, it hadn't been the same since the letters left :/

I’m still wondering abt the fact that Danny wants to be something that people are absolutely terrified of

Oh my god rewatching this a year later and just remembered this video is what gave me the idea for my final paper in my college writing class. I wrote it on Hat Man and the cultural phenomenon of sleep paralysis demons

Danny was in my dream, he didn’t do anything bad I just started watching his videos mid dream

I met Danny while he was stealing some apples from the grocery store, and I asked him for an autograph. He said no, and threw me into his apple filled pockets. I turned into an apple. Help.

4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man

When Danny did the thing about appearing in people's dreams it reminded me of this one time I dreamt I met Kurtis and my gf was super excited but I told him I don't really like his music that much, and he was like "yeah not everyone's into softcore"

the fact there are 6 spellings of revolution in the video and NONE of them are correct is amazing

“The stiffness of his body makes me cringe….sorry Danny” THIS WAS MEAN BUT I LAUGHED I DID