True 😂😂

Fuck me, Im dropping that subject

Lmao

You’re*

You know, I'll bet, that line of thought was a Gahan Wilson cartoon. Classic!

🙋“It’s the trapezium shape one”...👵 ”it’s the what?” 🤦‍♂️

I gave you your 69th like. No need to thank me!🙌🏻 Just did my due diligence.

obli vion your soul was hand crafted by God himself.

@@Adam-tc2ih 🤣

This it, this is the comment

Dingle arm or ding alarm?

@@stak81 Dingle larm

You mean a drawn reciprocation dingle arm?

Quandale leg

shielded capacities are not quite readily available based on concurrent economical realities. Arm reacted technologies produce numbers rythmic machines can only process based on calculation matrixes.

That ain't a prank, that's just evil lol

EEEEEVILLLL! Lmao

This is the best comment on this video

You forgot to mention that it also didn't happen.

​@@bessux1995hi, Im interested to know how you can prove this claim that it diddnt happen?

Lmao underrated comment.

Lol

HAHAHAH

Why is that so funny

This is what my wife sounds like when I am half asleep....and sometimes fully awake

Did you just say " come back to earth" !?

Seen this comment before, be more original or the splien of the intitial conflabulator may not meet the degree of your own bullshit.

@@hdips7081 gigitty

This is literally me in every economics class

@@DrRiq Switch majors. You're welcome.

Yo, no! :D

Is it not?

Took me til half way through then the penny dropped 🙄

@@davidmoody2797 Is it seriously not real? This felt so real!

Just 'cause you aren't smart enough to understand the physics doesn't mean it's not real. As for me, I've already half-built my own dingle arm.

@@randomgrinn i feel for you sir, most gentlemen are I believe Born with such an appendage... bravo on your copiticity and magnefluxellence in building your own though

It's their own fault for not fitting the hydrocoptic marzlevanes properly to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.

Lmao

Side fumbling has always been a concern of mine

They need to use the sleem, else the plumbus is not going to work

@The artist formerly known as Pedro T. Gunderson everybody is gangster is still grammatically incorrect but who cares dude

Under-rated comment. 😁

Yes, also the 240p

A fool, a dunce, and incomprehensible nincompoop. The lastest turbo-encabulators use only non-eutectic hyperbolized cases. I dare you to find me a single, respectable manufacturer still using a malleable linear case. I'll wait.

@@grogdocr GM still makes logarithmic casings for military use. They just don't make that new shit as good as the old stuff sometimes

@@grogdocr Use of non-eutectic herbolization during the reverse engineered manufacturing baseline of the latest turbo-encabulators is a fad, as evidenced in the recent study by Hornworth et. al 2009 in the Journal of Self-Selecting Encabulation. I guarantee you that in the next ten years, when the Tungsten bearing chambers wear down to a fifth of a centiluger far sooner than you expect, you imbeciles will all come crawling back to linear and logarithmic hyperdesign processes.

Well considering their referral to the operators as "mushrooms" it's only right to feed them a little bit of shit back...

Emperors new clothes effect. No one wants to seem stupid by admitting they don't understand.

Hahaha same across the pond!

@캉한것은아리타우므 for real?

@The•ONE^1 depends, if the officer used to be an e6 or higher and simply went to the academy to pretend to learn something then yeah, they’re usually up to speed on technical knowledge. If they’re some greenhorn straight from the academy 90% were complete dumbasses who would never admit to not knowing anything. The most they could tell you was how not to sexually harass women or keep paper work in order. This was the late oughts… I shiver just thinking about how bad it’s gotten now.

😂😂

Imma use this if I ever teach english as a second langauge. To prank the class and expose cheats 😆

I had a nightmare that I was back in high school and had a math exam coming up that I didn't study for and was seeing jargon like this.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So true , so bad, so resilient 🦜

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, you can always baffle them with bullshit 😂

@@tomiantenna7279 👍

@@kaine2416 I dont often say this, but that should be on a t shirt.

@@hiddensalami4334 I'm sure you can find it on one lol

@@kaine2416 Real bullshit is what a true master performs. Something you can also fall back on.

Especially since this video is an april fools joke that Rockwell Automation put out.

The earliest models had a squeaky hatch because they were constructed of Crapaloy (Tungsten cowhide). Later models are made of Chinesium which corrects the squeaky hatch. (Although they also removed the headphone jack, which caused much controversy.)

The squeaky hatch is a zero flux neurorecombulator

Multiple squeaky hatches😂

Squeaky hatches are better than normal ones….adding good squeak to doors is hard

Way too calm

This is my dad talking to me about a how the carburetor in the family VW works.

Instant classic

"Ok now do me a favour and pass me the replacement" points to a drawer with hundreds of identical screws

Tells the apprentice "hey take care to wire the green surcharge before.. oh shuxx"

All about the marzel vanes bro

let me tell you my company had the old rockwell system and I shit you not I'd spend on average half my day monitoring the performance to make sure that it didn't over sidefumble. sometimes when I wasn't around however the machine would enter a very strong sidefumbling phase causing it to over synchronize itself and effectly turning it into a big paper weight until I went in and recalibrated everything back to the way it was before the excessive side fumbling. however our company purchased this new system, and let me tell you boy-ive only had to deal with one erratic side fumble in 18 months! it allows me to now do other important functions such as reading the newspaper on the toilet for 2 hours or taking a 3 hour lunch where I go get a $50 hooker. thank you Rockwell!

Lool Underrated comment

My parents just heard “kid’s been installing and hacking and stuff and it’s all his fault that the stuff I paid good money for doesn’t work anymore”. They once accused my youngest brother of using up all their data plan with Pokemon GO; I looked at my own Pokemon GO data usage on my own data plan and it had used 50MB after a month of heavy usage (nowhere near the 10GB limit of the plan). Let’s just say my parents REALLY don’t like being proven wrong, and will hold a vengeance.

I'm old enough that I dealt with "Those things cause cancer" and "That's going to burn down the house".

🤣🤣🤣

@@slippydouglas Didn’t Pokemon GO use a ton of data back when it came out? I know it was very battery draining at the very least.

They are MCC's. Motor Control Centers for factories. Designed to start and stop when needed, especially when the emergency stop is pressed.

but not on the Sabbath

Lmao!!!! That was too good

@@freydawg56 wtf, it is fictional machine made as joke by MIT students and factulty.

That's a complex answer to a simple question type ish...lol!!!

Do you have any idea who came up with us? Was it Rockwell automation?

@@kfcthanksgiving sorry, no idea, just thankful it exists.

if you know what I mean 😏

Imagine having asynchronized grammeter that side-fumbles.

nothing better than having six hydrocoptic marzlevanes so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.

It cost me the use of my legs.

Yeah, that's what the lunar wayne shaft is for

Without laughing, i must add...

They could easily get the most handsome most eloquent engineer in the company, got some extra cash to do the commercial. It's small everyday talk for him anyway

@@KostEffective How you know its an actor

@@JackIsNotInTheBox I dont really know, just a guess

I'm sure some weeb will memorize an entire villains speech to contest that.

Why would you want to increase jerk?

@@shaneprather1493 pop

I would suggest adding springloaded solid-state decoupling flues as they improve performance of the type B gyratory gromoloids, these days the type B gyratory gromoloids are only available in higher end models, so you might have to do some digging to find the one that works with the decoupling flues, you might be able to find them second-hand for a much cheaper price.

lmfaao

or we know that they are

If aliens can translate and understand this message we are the ones in danger.

@@Name-uq3rr 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭Fact

What the aliens are gonna see if probably a bunch of tik Tok dances

U rite

I love this comment. Don't Panic!

Always good to see a Hitchhiker's fan in the wild.

"Vogon poetry" lmao good one

Now there's a man who knows where his towel is!

their target demographic is one guy somewhere in Utah

this.

Not really; you're effectively replacing contactor relays & magnet-arm flux transducers with transistors and current transformers. It's good for lower-powered automation applications but becomes less and less reliable as the product weights you're working with increase. The electrodynamic elements are good for the controls side, but you want to stick with physical relays for the operational side.

@@KazmirRunik So what you're saying is: electricity go bzzzz?

Nah, If your the sort of guy who's ego is too big for you to ask "WTF are you on about?" then you're a perfect customer. (And probably a company director that all the actual engineers hate with passion)

These words exists for a reason. It's much easier to communicate than when using simpler words, if everyone in the conversation understands them.

Engineers talk like this because they give everything names. Yes it was overly descriptive, but if you don’t have a name or a process for things you create ambiguity which is not good in a production product, power grid, rocket, etc. where everyone needs to be on the same track with what they are creating else something could go wrong

@Chameleon Harris im pretty sure he knows its a skit hes just pointing out to the original commentor that many people talk like that in the context of their work because it prevents confusion and saves time

what sketch show is it from????

Yeha I thought something was off about it... I perforated my ear drum a few days ago so my hearing isn't the best but some of those words just didn't sound right lol

Why did you make the whole thing bold

underrated

*THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS*

@@zh9664 cos haha bold = funne now laugh _cocks shotgun_

@@DMack6464 Uhoh

Actually, it's what scientifically-illiterate and scientifically-ignorant scriptwriters try to emulate when they put words into their "scientist" character's mouth. Pure gibberish which just has to confidently impress the scientifically-illiterate and scientifically-ignorant audience.

@@pwnmeisterage that's...exactly what they said, yes.

@@pwnmeisterage How dare you call me ignorant! I resemble that remark! And besides that, I was the creator of the anti-flipmotion cradle for Rockwell, so I know what I mean, even if nobody else does.

@@pwnmeisterage yeah, I love sci-fi shows but that sorta stuff kinda ruins it a bit as you learn more and realize all the mistakes they make

I stopped watching The agents of Shield because of how stupid the scientists talk were. Engineers need some screen time, and to show that they are doing some complicated stuff, they talk about their inventions and solutions of some problems, but the writing is really terrible. 1: Look at the screen! The coils are getting alphadongled! 2: We could just enumerate its pattern compensators! 1: No, if we do that, the valves will get fried! Non-tech-guy: Hey, I don't get it, could you quit your science mumbo jumbo? 1: Ok, basically if we touch that, the whole thing is going to blow up!

GE has developed the first mass-photonchromic contabulator and is currently scaling up production.

GE has great dingle arms and retro incabulators though

@@laurenceharper2037 That's not all! We've also go the first positronic auto-deadvancers which are conflugated to the motor controllers!

I think it's a problem that will never be solved.

@@markh.6687 That's great news! So they must have figured out how to to handle sinusoidal depleneration without requiring high-amulite panometric fams, since right now the price of pure amulite is astronomical and we all know they can't simply use cheap amulite derivatives that aren't pre-fabulated.

Hmmmm dave tell me more you seem to have a superior grasp of the underlying principles

🤣🤣🤣

I concur, I see it's metallic of substance and nature as well.

i see the on button

Does machine do machine thing?

@Jason Walter Was it the word fictional in the description that gave it away.

@Jason Walter Indeed. It doesn't change the fact that he had to memorize all those lines tho.

@Jason Walter well no shit, Sherlock

The easiest way to learn to say nonsense with a straight face is to know nothing. If you're too ignorant to make sense out of what you're trying to say, you can say anything. Which explains a lot about what people say when they get Oscars.

It is not nonsense. You just don't get it.

I had the same thought... that's all nice but WHAT ABOUT SIDE-FUMBLING!?!

Do you concur?

5Head simple, really

Did he say “dingle arm”?! That sounds made up. I was following until there was a line of about 10 complicated words in a row and my context clues were gone.

You gotta have the amulite

Him: "Now you do."

😹😹😹

Gurgle Spring was Bent...

haha nice

Literally me explaining to HR

Hah! I knew something was up when he said dingle-something or other!

Came here to ask this. Thanks

The Star Trek franchise should make reference to such videos at some point. (Assuming they haven't already)

I’m so glad to realize this was all made up and that I’m not actually that dumb 😂

Engineers really don't have a sense of humor huh

Me too! No joke! Insanity. Very cool though. I'll be sharing this at work.

Not sure I buy it. Are you sure you have a literal degree, not a figurative degree?

@@claudiusdunclius2045 I have a degree in literal figurativity

@@CrazyStranger11 so figuratively speaking, you're literally have figurative degree on literal figurativity?

It's a joke and created specifically to be nonsense: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

You are more mature than me, sir.

And “gurgle spring”

Well you gotta stop sinusoidal deplenaration somehow

😂

Masterclass! 😄

So what you're saying is that the transflective anticlockwise stabilizer is balanced with the duralinium bipolar balancers?

@@markh.6687 Yes and that is all thanks to the hydrocoptic marzel vanes

@@1NcognitoXx It's a technological marvel!

@@thotslayer9914 the FUCK?

- So, how does this machine work? *watches this video...* - Basically... Magic.

@@thotslayer9914 bruh

The original was 5 hours long and came with a syringe of adrenaline to take halfway through to keep you alert.

I gave you the 1k like bro

it was on 420 likes, I must keep it at 420

@@gammaboost rip

At least I'm not the only one that did not understand a single word he said.

@@christophermoriarty7847 Look, it's quite simple on a Schroedinger's Cat-level. What he's saying is that inside the box is a series of parts which do amazing things. Imagine being able to do those things without side-fumbling or adjusting the hydrostatic compensators before stabilizing the core matrix! Why before you know it, you'll be maintaining crystal oscillation by merely tweaking the farblemite-based digital sprags.

I also heard a “simply” in there.

At the U.N. Livestream the You Tube captions mistranslations are downright spooky sometimes when talking about war torn areas. Like a guilty conscience or something.

I don't think this voice is something to be proud of. The caption generated should just be better calibrated to pick up other accents as well. The sole reason it finds it easy to generate caption for US accent is because the system was made in US.

@@letsfindsomepeace9207 why do you have such a strong opinion on this...

@@ryrypk I am studying Artificial Intelligence right now. I kind of spend a lot of time with it so I have opinions now.

@@ryrypk you scared?

Why is this comment not getting more credit!

“May the Goddess smile upon you.” **becomes green dust or something**

Luke Skywalker?

Lmao

That's what happens when side-fumbling is effectively prevented.

When I feel m'lady..

Robots

That's logarithmic casing for you.

i always thought it was ding alarm, which doesn't really make sense.

Effective and repeated manipulation of the dingle arm is a daily necessary maintenance function.

"First! You take the dinglebop!"

Oh yes I have one and it’s very nice.

You obviously haven’t lubricated the dingle arm properly. I would check the manual.

*squeak*

Guy: "So that it prevents grammetric interference of the sinusoidal inhibitor" *Opens door* Audience: "Ah yes. That."

The jokes on him; All of this stuff became obsolete the moment they invented snapchat to replace it!

Especially the mechanics that shove a bunch of buzzwords in there to get you to pay more

@Troy S You underestimate my stupidity

What an age we live in...

Just be glad we don't have to worry about side fumbling on the lunar Wayne shaft anymore

The bad ending

This machine is far superior than a digital motor

He said girdle I think

This is not an actor, just a normal salesman in a suit, regurgitating a script from Engineering as usual.

Probably used a teleprompter

He probably works there

He is probably reading from a screen, but also, that was probably his 50th take. Ever heard of the Winnebago man? 😆

He didn't do it all in one go. That is why there are all the camera angle changes. He only has to remember enough for a single camera angle. They are all done seperately and then it's cut together to make it look seamless.

Don’t even get me started on mine, it has a Weibull case! Tried to return it but couldn’t get a refund

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These comments are UKposts gold

Durable casing to prevent fallapart

@@CH1EFBL1TZ No they're not

hahah so true

I guess your dinglearm doesn't reduce sinesoidal depleneuration.

@@garyv83 I can’t stop laughing!!,

hahaha ! it DID went into overdrive after 60 seconds !

i was literally like "this doesn't seem too bad" 85 seconds in i'm having a seizure.

😂😂😂 yes

Started my first game in unity about a month ago(c#), my brain short circuits every time I try to look something up

"I had this issue before. What I recommend is that you set up a PPD connection with a uniformix chunk client, then have Antelope do the rest of the SHU integration with SquAlor. They have associable client compatibility with both 3GP and BurkinaFaso, so you should be fine." "Hi. This sounds like homework. Here's some code to get you going: public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World!"); }" "This question is a copy of Topic:'Wot is a for loop i cant even'. Closed."

lol 😂💀

Great explanation I'll make sure to put it in the training survey after my new hire orientation. 👍

This is how I feel when trying to explain things to customers... some of the software is a black box to me so I'll be asked how somthing works and go like we'll hmmm I don't know how that works but if you break it I'll find a way to fix it.

but why does anyone need to know if the button was pressed ? because then they know why the light was on

also if you walk forwards inside you have to walk backwards the way out.

No; that was him thinking to himself: "These poor bastards will never know what hit them...." :)

You can tell it was made 20 years ago. If it were made today, he would have given a full disclosure of each subsidiary company, and which ones were minority owned, woman owned, etc... and how 'green' the manufacturing of each part was.

@@geek2145 ironic

@@geek2145 *anime pfp says touch grass*

I just watched a training video at work for a new process they are unveiling. It was so ridiculous that I was hoping to share this around to parody it... but it fails because of the lack of acronyms, which our new process is absolutely stuffed with. FML! 😂

@@Mr.Ekshin Rent free lmao, get some fresh air, or better yet, a job you hippie!

I know right? I never thought I’d get to have one of my own. I’d always rent them out by the kw/h. I look at my son and I think: “ You will never know how lucky you are to be alive right now”. I have to say, it has been tabulating some strange results of late. Is yours automating sub-process modulations in the Orphic resonance frequency? Mine has been referring us to some pretty odd tritonal frequency modulations and it’s kinda creeping the kid out. Another good thing about old tech, just give the old broad a good smack on the broadside and she’s lining up those proverbial harmonic resonance chambers like a regular Otto von BIsmarck. Happy trails and welcome to the NWO. The king is dead, long live the king!

With that spare one, it will help them with learning about turboencabulators

Yeah... i imagine money is tight in the Bakula house. Those Quantum Leap and other royalties must be dried up by now.

I’ll have to wait until it goes on sale for just my firstborn, but I’m certain the rest of the kiddos will love it!

My kids really enjoy their dingle arms. Hours of fun!

lol ^^

😂a perfect application for this technology

🤢🤮

And then: plaid.

Now it's a Tesla.

Space supercharger

lmao amazing

You poor bastards 😂😂😂

Rrrrrrrrrekt son!

now thats a good teacher.

@@Farfetchd. great teacher right there

0:44 Him: Basically Camera: *Begins slow zoom*

The best take

Very true.

"problem statement" isn't something you achieve. The "SOLUTION" to the problem is what you achieve, right?

Really making that communications degree work for you huh? My music degree in doing s***

@@markmaurer6370 word

i think i need one of those

Or was it the "ding-alarm"?

The dingle-arm is then repurposed for later batches.

Dingle-arm is a legit term in Canada...like the dingle-splatten you do with the wifey. 😆🤣😂

To reduced Sinalsoa Deplenaration.