Dream SMP: The Red Festival

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Technoblade

Technoblade

3 роки тому

The only universal language is violence.
featuring Fundy, Nihachu, Jschlatt, Quackity, Tubbo, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, uh... BadBoyHalo was kinda there... i think i saw Punz maybe... yeah i give up
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 30 000
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 3 роки тому
it stays in the pit
@lorenabasabe206
@lorenabasabe206 3 роки тому
yes yes
@sudeepgowda8375
@sudeepgowda8375 3 роки тому
yes
@SC-hk6bs
@SC-hk6bs 3 роки тому
The king hath returned
@madisyn_xox
@madisyn_xox 3 роки тому
In the p i t
@redspheres6269
@redspheres6269 3 роки тому
The pig stays in the pit
@legendarylily8871
@legendarylily8871 3 роки тому
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 3 роки тому
Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.
@perom551
@perom551 3 роки тому
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
@coolboyfunnel9999
@coolboyfunnel9999 3 роки тому
8
@evil-doer6211
@evil-doer6211 3 роки тому
@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭
@mishlimon98
@mishlimon98 3 роки тому
the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
@honkytone608
@honkytone608 3 роки тому
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other UKpostsrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
@parvathypattanath4249
@parvathypattanath4249 3 роки тому
lol
@sirbilliamiii8229
@sirbilliamiii8229 3 роки тому
It do be like that tho
@imaginee6236
@imaginee6236 3 роки тому
Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers? Tommy: *W a r*
@angadgrewal9324
@angadgrewal9324 3 роки тому
it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place
@edgewastaken2432
@edgewastaken2432 3 роки тому
I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?
@ribbitrabbit64
@ribbitrabbit64 Рік тому
Tubbo: “...our people have been beaten down by royals and dictators...” The chat: *ItsFundy was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Technoblade*
@1IQIntellectual2
@1IQIntellectual2 Рік тому
Finally a new comment that isn’t so emotional
@Luke-lm2dk
@Luke-lm2dk Рік тому
@@1IQIntellectual2 I've actually gotten so sick of all the "technoblade never dies🥺🥺🥺🥺" BRO I DONT WANT YOUR PERSONAL ANECDOTE OF HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GODAMN
@Vitamortis.
@Vitamortis. Рік тому
@@Luke-lm2dk i agree except the blasphemy
@TheKweenII_09
@TheKweenII_09 Рік тому
@13:13 - Quackity, Jschlatt and Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Subscribe to Technoblade] by Technoblade
@JudgePlaysRoblox
@JudgePlaysRoblox Рік тому
Finally a comment that dosent make me cry a bunch
@DrGears
@DrGears 6 місяців тому
Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
@HannahGlover-nj5sz
@HannahGlover-nj5sz 4 місяці тому
He got excellent content.
@yunqpr
@yunqpr 19 днів тому
​@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀
@loah_1
@loah_1 3 дні тому
@@yunqpr aged like milk
@Wowsette
@Wowsette 3 роки тому
jschlatt: “Take him out.” technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”
@backspas6485
@backspas6485 3 роки тому
69th like
@stuff5757
@stuff5757 3 роки тому
Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor
@waffle3879
@waffle3879 3 роки тому
What a romantic gentleman 😏
@deceasedbeing9540
@deceasedbeing9540 3 роки тому
lol
@dannyn6036
@dannyn6036 3 роки тому
@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time
@kingbingus9825
@kingbingus9825 3 роки тому
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
@Sorta8
@Sorta8 3 роки тому
Technoblade in a nutshell.
@ze-what5499
@ze-what5499 3 роки тому
Don’t forget the orphans
@amarisdelarosa102
@amarisdelarosa102 3 роки тому
XDDD
@ani-tabun6056
@ani-tabun6056 3 роки тому
technoblade moment
@smrtenbyproductions5935
@smrtenbyproductions5935 3 роки тому
Lmao
@Sans-rt8os
@Sans-rt8os 4 місяці тому
i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"
@sockswithsamdals
@sockswithsamdals Рік тому
hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now
@inksans8167
@inksans8167 5 місяців тому
😭😭
@MuffinKingRin
@MuffinKingRin 5 місяців тому
😢
@Depressedweeboo
@Depressedweeboo 4 місяці тому
yeah
@cowardlynoodle8107
@cowardlynoodle8107 3 роки тому
"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
@lazicepie7800
@lazicepie7800 3 роки тому
Deserves to go in the museum of -‘Technoblade quotes’- Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’
@Monker851
@Monker851 3 роки тому
@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?
@c.y.922
@c.y.922 3 роки тому
Good quotes
@Minecraft_Steve_
@Minecraft_Steve_ 3 роки тому
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@cloakdagger4711
@cloakdagger4711 3 роки тому
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
@artificialidiot1654
@artificialidiot1654 3 роки тому
Techno: *kills the whole manberg population* Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!
@artificialidiot1654
@artificialidiot1654 3 роки тому
@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians
@pineapplepizza1490
@pineapplepizza1490 3 роки тому
Cuz techno is too powerful
@mohmmadahmed8522
@mohmmadahmed8522 3 роки тому
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 3 роки тому
Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.
@pineswut4676
@pineswut4676 3 роки тому
He didn’t killed purpled lol
@simply_deity
@simply_deity 6 місяців тому
That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD
@daryncollins7640
@daryncollins7640 Рік тому
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace
@bobbynickles6090
@bobbynickles6090 3 роки тому
"He murdered you in front of a crowd" He also murdered the crowd
@wobbmin3705
@wobbmin3705 3 роки тому
No witnesses
@kalpeshjain6044
@kalpeshjain6044 3 роки тому
@@wobbmin3705 yepp
@Robin-su6mn
@Robin-su6mn 3 роки тому
Tru tru
@nothinglol3756
@nothinglol3756 3 роки тому
"Nobody will notice if there's no one to notice" -NoThInGlOl
@bobby3379
@bobby3379 3 роки тому
hey brother bobby lol
@thatteen2173
@thatteen2173 3 роки тому
“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!” “Sir this is a taco bell”
@qaurito8081
@qaurito8081 3 роки тому
get rid of the government techno
@CoolName5383
@CoolName5383 3 роки тому
I thought this was an subway
@hkpenguin6309
@hkpenguin6309 3 роки тому
Slaygix no it’s a wendys
@ConventionalAnarchy
@ConventionalAnarchy 3 роки тому
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
@winterhawks4830
@winterhawks4830 3 роки тому
Lol I just crapped my pants
@soulknight5330
@soulknight5330 10 місяців тому
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
@unhorsedprism37
@unhorsedprism37 Рік тому
Techno: *commits mass genocide* "I'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure"
@MrCaretucker
@MrCaretucker 3 роки тому
Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”
@lukea9854
@lukea9854 3 роки тому
Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books
@elil7945
@elil7945 3 роки тому
The violence was certainly colorful
@ohitsrusher842
@ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому
Most of the colors were very red
@mangoes.
@mangoes. 3 роки тому
That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish
@clam6254
@clam6254 3 роки тому
i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious
@xav6487
@xav6487 3 роки тому
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.” -Technoblade, 2020.
@reedkeister24
@reedkeister24 3 роки тому
He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava
@imlimpoism9260
@imlimpoism9260 3 роки тому
lol
@strategicalcelery9206
@strategicalcelery9206 3 роки тому
i was searching for this comment
@joaquinsantana281
@joaquinsantana281 3 роки тому
I took a break from overeating to have a snack.
@johndm.a0252
@johndm.a0252 3 роки тому
Welcome to 1000 likes boy
@Plasma99
@Plasma99 Рік тому
Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Рік тому
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@iiiaero
@iiiaero Рік тому
@@mehemmetdorak fr
@yoinkerofcookies
@yoinkerofcookies Рік тому
@@mehemmetdorak fax
@coalgamez1326
@coalgamez1326 8 місяців тому
Rip
@willarddavis7938
@willarddavis7938 8 місяців тому
his humor isnt the only thing not getting old
@captainkill5983
@captainkill5983 6 місяців тому
18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*
@apacheattackhelicopter5823
@apacheattackhelicopter5823 3 роки тому
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
@anai.7889
@anai.7889 3 роки тому
What stream is that in?
@tomsektul31
@tomsektul31 3 роки тому
@@anai.7889 The Festival
@anai.7889
@anai.7889 3 роки тому
@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry
@SagemaGrindset1894
@SagemaGrindset1894 3 роки тому
And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao
@techyesgun7991
@techyesgun7991 3 роки тому
It stays in the pit
@dragonfly9271
@dragonfly9271 3 роки тому
Everyone: is role-playing Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently
@gunter6377
@gunter6377 3 роки тому
Manberg may have taxes. We don't know
@user-yw3ic8qc1h
@user-yw3ic8qc1h 3 роки тому
Technoblade : power : 10 defence : 10 charisma : 7 dedication : 10 intelligence : 10 role play : 2
@rossadinho7349
@rossadinho7349 3 роки тому
@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit
@HiroForgetsStuff
@HiroForgetsStuff 3 роки тому
Yep this makes sense than humanity
@karalyna2004
@karalyna2004 2 роки тому
Technofraud
@thelastprime4978
@thelastprime4978 Рік тому
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on UKposts If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Рік тому
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@hiii345
@hiii345 11 місяців тому
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
@rosasoria627
@rosasoria627 8 місяців тому
Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home. Fundy: NOOOOOOO
@mutedchroma
@mutedchroma 3 роки тому
Techno... Play dumb “Take him out” “...To dinner?” But not that dumb
@mlgspeedwagon4908
@mlgspeedwagon4908 3 роки тому
Romantic music
@Eternal_Agony453
@Eternal_Agony453 3 роки тому
lol
@Shaun-co6po
@Shaun-co6po 3 роки тому
This had 999 likes and now i will be the 1000 like
@b-roajohnfredg.4991
@b-roajohnfredg.4991 3 роки тому
I see the reference
@iaminevitable3495
@iaminevitable3495 3 роки тому
@@b-roajohnfredg.4991 HISHE ends
@lcgdabmaster6797
@lcgdabmaster6797 3 роки тому
“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@stuun-two-re3571
@stuun-two-re3571 3 роки тому
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism
@lcgdabmaster6797
@lcgdabmaster6797 3 роки тому
@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden
@ascendingmofo2943
@ascendingmofo2943 3 роки тому
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words
@lusca999
@lusca999 3 роки тому
@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM
@justicenah8183
@justicenah8183 3 роки тому
eck
@YN4Twastaken
@YN4Twastaken Рік тому
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022
@DeezLigma_
@DeezLigma_ Рік тому
Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Рік тому
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@_SunTzu
@_SunTzu 2 місяці тому
2022? god damn
@RnadomStuff
@RnadomStuff Рік тому
13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢
@MusicLover96954
@MusicLover96954 3 роки тому
Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly
@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car
@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car 3 роки тому
self insert
@Professor_Brie
@Professor_Brie 3 роки тому
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
@RaelagDidEverythingRight
@RaelagDidEverythingRight 3 роки тому
They are pretending they are themselves
@okayum
@okayum 3 роки тому
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
@okayum
@okayum 3 роки тому
EDIT: misunderstood
@shakazar1815
@shakazar1815 3 роки тому
Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?
@droopsmoop
@droopsmoop 3 роки тому
So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre
@shakazar1815
@shakazar1815 3 роки тому
@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@deadprank947
@deadprank947 3 роки тому
@@kittycat-sc7je shut up
@Yo-en8fc
@Yo-en8fc 3 роки тому
Eh. Sounds normal
@duceysanem
@duceysanem 3 роки тому
@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about
@ynedd
@ynedd Рік тому
16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
@doodleee3
@doodleee3 Рік тому
no one: techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water
@hermioneclearwater2765
@hermioneclearwater2765 3 роки тому
"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?" *Dead silence* "For fun?"
@jepiene
@jepiene 3 роки тому
Whoo state secrets
@sindly8729
@sindly8729 3 роки тому
Whoo,party
@kousei9661
@kousei9661 3 роки тому
FIREWORKS WHOO
@wobbmin3705
@wobbmin3705 3 роки тому
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@hayhay4357
@hayhay4357 3 роки тому
I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well
@jiehe3630
@jiehe3630 3 роки тому
He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes
@TopHatsGuy
@TopHatsGuy 3 роки тому
Potato war 4? The grand finale
@CreamyCow
@CreamyCow 3 роки тому
@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch
@cdragon7583
@cdragon7583 3 роки тому
@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever
@pedropereira6888
@pedropereira6888 3 роки тому
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
@Error-zg4po
@Error-zg4po 3 роки тому
I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content
@multiverseofmadness593
@multiverseofmadness593 10 місяців тому
technoblade:i will go even when im not invited also him:why am i here?
@xaroz904
@xaroz904 Рік тому
if you are down here because you've heard of his death, lets both take a moment to appreciate his life. he was a living legend, and now that legend is immortalized in our hearts. if given to opportunity, donate blood for cancer patients, let techno be our beacon of guidance as we work to protect those who cant protect themselves. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@TheFlamingSword_
@TheFlamingSword_ 3 роки тому
I love how everyone else is seriously roleplaying while Techno is just being himself
@hubristhethird8562
@hubristhethird8562 3 роки тому
Yeah he'll just put the baby in the pocket imo🐖✋😬
@bidetsupremacy1698
@bidetsupremacy1698 3 роки тому
Techno being techno
@mildlobster
@mildlobster 3 роки тому
@stevenandersen6989
@stevenandersen6989 3 роки тому
Bruh he should have had in the title, The red festival in the color red, to represent C O M M U N I S M
@cryptic_sentinel6077
@cryptic_sentinel6077 3 роки тому
This server makes no sense lmao
@cameronplayfair8337
@cameronplayfair8337 3 роки тому
Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies* Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"
@ericschreck8979
@ericschreck8979 3 роки тому
Big facts, like what’s up with this man
@jayde8797
@jayde8797 3 роки тому
@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.
@ajq1635
@ajq1635 3 роки тому
@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo
@jayde8797
@jayde8797 3 роки тому
@@ajq1635 Teehee :)
@impulse7942
@impulse7942 3 роки тому
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
@lotgiga8
@lotgiga8 5 місяців тому
I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :). Have good time in heven techno
@yangzunyaoabnerbukittimahp5033
@yangzunyaoabnerbukittimahp5033 Рік тому
technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno
@hamizulaqim6444
@hamizulaqim6444 3 роки тому
i love how techno says very random things "yeah violence!" "WOOO STATE SECRETS"
@jasherr3740
@jasherr3740 3 роки тому
Ikr lol
@mikehunt3060
@mikehunt3060 3 роки тому
*I... Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.
@fignootin9874
@fignootin9874 3 роки тому
@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties
@eldritchgod4308
@eldritchgod4308 3 роки тому
@@fignootin9874 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.
@perfectionist.
@perfectionist. 3 роки тому
@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.
@fidget0227
@fidget0227 3 роки тому
Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!” Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”
@aaronshan51
@aaronshan51 3 роки тому
By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)
@abc6568
@abc6568 3 роки тому
@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government
@f.b.i6889
@f.b.i6889 3 роки тому
@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.
@aa01blue38
@aa01blue38 3 роки тому
He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG
@abc6568
@abc6568 3 роки тому
@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple
@RipRobi1
@RipRobi1 9 місяців тому
R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts o7
@noodlesxd1795
@noodlesxd1795 Рік тому
I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup
@thatguy5143
@thatguy5143 3 роки тому
Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me" Also Techno: *kills everyone*
@strategicalcelery9206
@strategicalcelery9206 3 роки тому
WITH ONLY HIS BOW
@grace30728
@grace30728 3 роки тому
How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused
@23iputubagussuryadananjaya24
@23iputubagussuryadananjaya24 3 роки тому
@@grace30728 firework
@clashdash5654
@clashdash5654 3 роки тому
@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash
@simeonabreha7050
@simeonabreha7050 3 роки тому
@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow
@gravity9921
@gravity9921 3 роки тому
Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.
@ddybo123
@ddybo123 3 роки тому
youre not wrong
@radit6288
@radit6288 3 роки тому
because he have adhd
@australium7374
@australium7374 3 роки тому
Because he was tasked with espionage
@i2t290
@i2t290 3 роки тому
lol
@randomperson1844
@randomperson1844 3 роки тому
It could be that... he is a sadist
@ImJustKindaThere8248
@ImJustKindaThere8248 Рік тому
13:40 has to be one of my favorite parts 😂
@dindy1993
@dindy1993 6 місяців тому
still here rewatch all your vid , we miss you techno :(
@airconditioningunit9777
@airconditioningunit9777 3 роки тому
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence” -hot elbow man
@cope_induced
@cope_induced 3 роки тому
i wheezed jesus christ-
@bunnybunbun2826
@bunnybunbun2826 3 роки тому
mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man
@leesmith5948
@leesmith5948 3 роки тому
:D
@Rigazalinko
@Rigazalinko 3 роки тому
thanks air conditioner
@lightningllama
@lightningllama 3 роки тому
What're you doing in my room 😳
@shet7574
@shet7574 3 роки тому
It’s kinda funny that techno literally assassinated the president of the enemy country and his own team is “mad” at him
@FlufferPuffle
@FlufferPuffle 3 роки тому
All because of one friendly fire casualty
@zedincognitoboi1435
@zedincognitoboi1435 3 роки тому
Ikr he killed a powerful enemy leader and another member of the enemy side but just because he killed tubbo Tommy’s mad at him
@kese6757
@kese6757 3 роки тому
It makes no sense Techno is right they used him all he needed was one person he could trust and it would’ve worked out in his favor
@PosiHangsOut
@PosiHangsOut 3 роки тому
I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.
@gradyamick4126
@gradyamick4126 3 роки тому
Its roleplay. Also I think Wilbur writes the scripts.
@adityasharma6705
@adityasharma6705 Рік тому
4:00 techno never dies !
@kabirsohail2839
@kabirsohail2839 Рік тому
Schallt:Take him out. Techno:Take him out to dinner? I can't believe how he kept his humor during stress xD R.I.P Blood King 😭
@supercoolpanda
@supercoolpanda 3 роки тому
"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."
@gabrielcinaqui4334
@gabrielcinaqui4334 3 роки тому
This aged poorly
@stormstrikerpro
@stormstrikerpro 3 роки тому
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how so
@backflicker9145
@backflicker9145 3 роки тому
Gabriel Cinaqui how?
@Elyzeon.
@Elyzeon. 3 роки тому
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how?
@loganf.3370
@loganf.3370 3 роки тому
Gabriel Cinaqui h o w
@h.p.wallnut9912
@h.p.wallnut9912 3 роки тому
Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo” Techno: “Genocide it is then!”
@jamebeckhusen9030
@jamebeckhusen9030 3 роки тому
“Its mass murder then”
@fabrir8512
@fabrir8512 3 роки тому
Mass murder*
@jaxonfreeze7882
@jaxonfreeze7882 3 роки тому
@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying
@sprtanboy8069
@sprtanboy8069 3 роки тому
@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment
@Dappersworth
@Dappersworth 3 роки тому
Genocide: "The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."
@b-17theflyingfortress
@b-17theflyingfortress Рік тому
This man left so many memorable qoutes, this man will never be forgotten and one of his iconic line "We win these" is always my favorite.
@hisholynessflappy
@hisholynessflappy Рік тому
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
@Chokolat_raisins
@Chokolat_raisins 3 роки тому
Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
@bfx2515
@bfx2515 3 роки тому
Tommy is blind
@Eontrix
@Eontrix 3 роки тому
He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb
@naturegame8624
@naturegame8624 3 роки тому
He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.
@copyshark2093
@copyshark2093 3 роки тому
Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice
@gremlinfifty2308
@gremlinfifty2308 3 роки тому
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@secretlyditto7716
@secretlyditto7716 3 роки тому
Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!” Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”
@PS-vr1uv
@PS-vr1uv 3 роки тому
@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 роки тому
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@secretlyditto7716
@secretlyditto7716 3 роки тому
@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 роки тому
@@secretlyditto7716 thanks
@imlostandneedanswers1310
@imlostandneedanswers1310 3 роки тому
@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓
@pokeweeed
@pokeweeed Рік тому
i cant believe this was the very video that introduced me to the Dream SMP. I was always watching his streams, I loved (and still love) all of his content and videos. Even when I lost interest in the Dream SMP, I still checked into his channel. MAN I'm thankful for him.
@Phaseria
@Phaseria 5 місяців тому
The intro to this was the peak
@Emerald29
@Emerald29 3 роки тому
"If a furry tries to drown you with your respiration 3 helmet. Drink water to assert dominance" *-Sun Tzu* *The Art Of War*
@tashame100
@tashame100 3 роки тому
yes chain
@tashame100
@tashame100 3 роки тому
yes
@azureaqua_1177
@azureaqua_1177 3 роки тому
@@tashame100 no
@illegalcqt3856
@illegalcqt3856 3 роки тому
The Art of Water
@pancakeerobotee6685
@pancakeerobotee6685 3 роки тому
@@azureaqua_1177 no
@yuuy.3126
@yuuy.3126 3 роки тому
“Tommy the thing is, you’re using words...but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is *violence* . And we’ve had that conversation. We’ve spoken that language, in the pit...On to a new day, a new plot, to destroy manburg.” This man really just summarized the core theory of international relations
@corgioffender7086
@corgioffender7086 3 роки тому
You forgot to include “it’s over Tommy”
@eron9223
@eron9223 3 роки тому
What is the pit?
@haxor-rex5705
@haxor-rex5705 3 роки тому
@@eron9223 17:20 "The pit" is the place where tommy and techno fought each other (Barehandedly)
@SkyThakur
@SkyThakur 3 роки тому
This sounds like something captain price would say in cod modern warfare
@kiraarashikage1106
@kiraarashikage1106 3 роки тому
@@haxor-rex5705 I thought ge was referring to the Battle of the Pit during SMPEarth
@Chiken-_-
@Chiken-_- Рік тому
I'm still rewatching his videos it's just so sad that he's gone and it's still hard to accept it. He will always be a legend,inspirer and a god slayer and he is taking down god as i type this. May he rest in peace and power
@naleneherridge591
@naleneherridge591 10 місяців тому
Still after 1 year after his death I will always watch one of his videos every day TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!
@Kaswashere1.0
@Kaswashere1.0 10 місяців тому
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@meg556
@meg556 9 місяців тому
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
@firstkeepitreel
@firstkeepitreel 3 роки тому
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
@thesandiestwitch3369
@thesandiestwitch3369 3 роки тому
and he still gives us some of the best english major flavored lines-
@OnurKRB
@OnurKRB 3 роки тому
sadly this is sh*t posting basically uploading trash content i cant believe techno did this ...
@qaurito8081
@qaurito8081 3 роки тому
he doesn't even roleplay lmaooo just wants clout
@firstkeepitreel
@firstkeepitreel 3 роки тому
@@OnurKRB huh??? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 3 роки тому
He's the SMP equivalent of Deadpool
@plun1331
@plun1331 3 роки тому
techno: assasinates half the nation shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT
@blazeyude9999
@blazeyude9999 3 роки тому
The whole nation, actually
@Meme-pg5tw
@Meme-pg5tw 3 роки тому
That was quackity
@blurp9054
@blurp9054 3 роки тому
I mean shlatt have a condition
@aj-ug9hh
@aj-ug9hh 3 роки тому
can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno
@2weaky_702
@2weaky_702 3 роки тому
Thats because technoblade never dies.
@lovorkahusak-velesanov9514
@lovorkahusak-velesanov9514 Рік тому
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@Fr_Shock
@Fr_Shock Рік тому
ive decided to go back and wathc the entire dsmp story from technos pov RIP rest easy bro
@giliaquek5339
@giliaquek5339 3 роки тому
jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!” everyone else: “democracy!!!” techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”
@user-zb8ne6lu6j
@user-zb8ne6lu6j 3 роки тому
:)
@TroyPM
@TroyPM 3 роки тому
:)
@Duk1lee
@Duk1lee 3 роки тому
:)
@emilys2562
@emilys2562 3 роки тому
:)
@whyareyoureadingmyname5747
@whyareyoureadingmyname5747 3 роки тому
:)
@user-jx8jk8ct1c
@user-jx8jk8ct1c 3 роки тому
Techno: *kills Tubbo* Tommy: What's wrong with you? Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently.. oh and the murders
@simonuser
@simonuser 3 роки тому
Was gonna like this but it at 69 likes
@user-jx8jk8ct1c
@user-jx8jk8ct1c 3 роки тому
@@simonuser u the real one
@rasancorrea582
@rasancorrea582 3 роки тому
That’s a mood
@gavinyabut5480
@gavinyabut5480 3 роки тому
It’s at 699 do I do it
@gavinyabut5480
@gavinyabut5480 3 роки тому
Oh nvm others did it
@SciFoxSolum
@SciFoxSolum 3 місяці тому
(Accidently kills Jschlatt and Quackity) - Oh no... (Reloads crossbow) - *...anyways.*
@sirbingleham4840
@sirbingleham4840 Рік тому
if this video was a cow, it would produce golden milk
@kimConrad4643
@kimConrad4643 3 роки тому
“The only universal language is violence, and we had that conversation” Holy shit lmao
@strawberrycow6614
@strawberrycow6614 3 роки тому
Timestamp?
@jared5803
@jared5803 3 роки тому
@@strawberrycow6614 19:55 a few seconds after that time stamp
@floydy8359
@floydy8359 3 роки тому
Violence? My favourite music genre.
@goofyb1362
@goofyb1362 3 роки тому
My friends used all my iron my gold my wood and my stone to make 6 large chests of hoes what should I do to them? Should I stop being their friends?
@jacobygames
@jacobygames 3 роки тому
@@goofyb1362 get insane loot in secret and demolish them
@Wifies
@Wifies 3 роки тому
You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water
@N8Toons
@N8Toons 3 роки тому
You’re everywhere
@sahilpojee
@sahilpojee 3 роки тому
wifies i love your videos
@Silver-lu1dt
@Silver-lu1dt 3 роки тому
You like every minecraft youtuber I like
@mr.clockwork
@mr.clockwork 3 роки тому
Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy
@jazzya1
@jazzya1 3 роки тому
@@N8Toons you’re* sorry i had to
@thelinio7005
@thelinio7005 3 місяці тому
I love the fact, that under every video of this legend new comments with Rip Techno are. We will never forget this legend
@litgaming2448
@litgaming2448 Рік тому
Pov Techno: kills 80% of the people there Also manburg: GET TOMMY
@abienahl345
@abienahl345 3 роки тому
“I have a small attention span” also farmed potatoes for like 11 hours straight recently
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 роки тому
But he was watching anime while farming so all is fair
@realbignoob1886
@realbignoob1886 3 роки тому
@@tufflamb he was?
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 роки тому
@@realbignoob1886 yes
@realbignoob1886
@realbignoob1886 3 роки тому
@@tufflamb I thought he had a lot of patience
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 роки тому
@@realbignoob1886 thats like the last thing he would have. he has adhd
@chrisfacchiano7356
@chrisfacchiano7356 5 місяців тому
It's so crazy that this is nostalgic for me now
@IvanPlaysFn
@IvanPlaysFn 8 місяців тому
You will never be forgotten legend!😢 love the beginnings
@littlev1002
@littlev1002 3 роки тому
Rest In peace techno. you were a king 🐷👑
@elliottcharlesreed
@elliottcharlesreed 3 роки тому
Underrated comment
@ValueNetwork
@ValueNetwork 3 роки тому
He uploaded last MCC to his second channel btw
@meh...02
@meh...02 3 роки тому
you surely did not see his past stream
@utkinator3591
@utkinator3591 3 роки тому
Yaaay, he should write it somewhere to remember next time.
@travisavery8112
@travisavery8112 3 роки тому
this is a good well done comment
@imperialstardestroyer712
@imperialstardestroyer712 3 роки тому
"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone." -Sun tzu, art of war.
@ofircohen1399
@ofircohen1399 3 роки тому
XD
@led15
@led15 3 роки тому
Sun tzu was wise man
@itzaccd
@itzaccd Рік тому
Over and over I'll watch these videos again. You left us broken, as you left us is technoplane.
@zykomice7289
@zykomice7289 Рік тому
bro really said i had to take a break from drowning. Had to rewatch RIP techno
@yataimii9514
@yataimii9514 3 роки тому
You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel
@everyone343
@everyone343 3 роки тому
🥰
@stevenandersen6989
@stevenandersen6989 3 роки тому
Happy late channel birthday techno
@cark_irl
@cark_irl 3 роки тому
"it stays in the pit" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@oldchannelexpirylinkinbiof2468
@oldchannelexpirylinkinbiof2468 3 роки тому
yes cark. yes it does
@Loggog
@Loggog 3 роки тому
hello mr.cark!
@muffinhaveyouhadamuffintod2850
@muffinhaveyouhadamuffintod2850 3 роки тому
Cark
@lexis_pigoverlord5891
@lexis_pigoverlord5891 3 роки тому
CARK :]
@allenpomme8881
@allenpomme8881 3 роки тому
This reply has a lot of likes because it has a reply to a comment with a lot of likes
@othmane4920
@othmane4920 8 місяців тому
The intro was epic😂
@hrenka7744
@hrenka7744 Рік тому
red festival is a copy of red wedding from game of thrones rip legend, miss you so much. you did so much during your minecraft career, you were truly the best mc player ever
@johnroach9026
@johnroach9026 7 місяців тому
"'And who are you?' The proud pig said 'That I must bow so low'"
@pigen9013
@pigen9013 3 роки тому
"You killed him in front of a crowd!" And then he killed the crowd.
@drjam2287
@drjam2287 3 роки тому
Dead men tell no tales ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 роки тому
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@misscornicat
@misscornicat 3 роки тому
No evidence left behind
@dacheeseproductions6005
@dacheeseproductions6005 3 роки тому
@@salvadororellana571 he didn’t make a vid on when he first joined
@mtmxlp2494
@mtmxlp2494 3 роки тому
Thats the first video he made on dream smp
@goob6095
@goob6095 3 роки тому
jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno” Techno: “To dinner?”
@agintofchoas7014
@agintofchoas7014 3 роки тому
A man of culture
@talentlesscommenter1329
@talentlesscommenter1329 3 роки тому
A man of culture
@ninjajuju
@ninjajuju 3 роки тому
A man of culture
@hishamaziz764
@hishamaziz764 3 роки тому
No, take him out to lunch
@bladehelix3524
@bladehelix3524 3 роки тому
@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast
@LMAK17574
@LMAK17574 6 місяців тому
I miss him
@disrespect3d
@disrespect3d Рік тому
"I'm dying slowly" the irony...
@Zoheb448
@Zoheb448 3 роки тому
Techno finally remembered his account password
@WhiteVirgin578
@WhiteVirgin578 3 роки тому
Loooool
@hecticstorm1936
@hecticstorm1936 3 роки тому
Lol
@SwissyKittyy
@SwissyKittyy 3 роки тому
Took him long enough
@Mario-gy4jy
@Mario-gy4jy 3 роки тому
He’s been streaming a lot actually
@Kikiblablaa
@Kikiblablaa 3 роки тому
😂😂
@seungjaelee6100
@seungjaelee6100 3 роки тому
"if you want to know the enemy. . . ask for state secrets" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@toxicberry8266
@toxicberry8266 3 роки тому
Why hasn't this blown up yet
@ningaboy1238
@ningaboy1238 3 роки тому
"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"
@PersonManManManMan
@PersonManManManMan 3 роки тому
lol
@agammeetsingh7478
@agammeetsingh7478 Місяць тому
Technoblade Never Dies!
@Elena-vh5rv
@Elena-vh5rv Рік тому
man so good at making videos. that intro and the music and his narration
@naws926
@naws926 3 роки тому
techno: literally *commits mass genocide* quackity: EVERYONE GO AFTER TOMMYINNIT
@GreaserPlayz
@GreaserPlayz 3 роки тому
Genocide*
@arbytimber
@arbytimber 3 роки тому
@@GreaserPlayz yeah, its only homicide if its ur FRIEND
@RoseInTheWeeds
@RoseInTheWeeds 3 роки тому
I mean if they all go at Techno, then they're just committing mass suicide.
@SLIME-gx6fo
@SLIME-gx6fo 3 роки тому
@@RoseInTheWeeds true........
@mitsunitaiko1742
@mitsunitaiko1742 3 роки тому
I mean it would be a waste of time to even try and kill Techno so might as well go on his weaker partner
@legiterally2902
@legiterally2902 3 роки тому
“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.” -Sun Tzu
@die8208
@die8208 3 роки тому
Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽
@cherrypie1025
@cherrypie1025 3 роки тому
technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar
@benbwz9173
@benbwz9173 Рік тому
Rewatching the old videos, we miss you techno.
@IdyllicCat
@IdyllicCat Рік тому
NO ONE NOTICED HOW HE WENT Techno: "Wilbur. you wanted to blow up lmanburg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah man! thats all in the past. *thats all in the future.* "
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