Don't forget the *p a p a p a p a pa pa pa p a*

@@toomuchiridium we flew a kite in a puuublic place

@@marinaaguas9219 legal. legal. illegal!

😂😂😂

we 🧍‍♂️flew☁️ a 🔧kite 🪁in ⬇️a 🌀public📯 placeee☂️ we🐭 flew🪴a🔌kite🎈in🦄a🔅puuuublicccc 🤠 place📒

Mama I'm in love with a criminal

Lmao

Girls can you explain the bad boys thing

@@devonoknabo2582 I can't because I'm not straight...

@@devonoknabo2582 ikr where will they get the money to live later?

But it says Texas so you can do it in other states-

Damn well guess Texas isn’t so great after all

Apparently there are some more involving alligators; It is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in Louisiana and Florida. In Florida it is also illegal to tie your pet elephant, goat or alligator to a parking meter.

@@N4ut1lusSplatoon i mean, good luck forcing Florida to not do that.

@@euhm That would suggest that it is perfectly legal to tie an elephant to a fire hydrant, when you put them side by side. I can kinda understand the fire hydrant thing, though. I've seen photos where firefighters broke windows in a car parking directly in front of a fire hydrant, to pull the hose(?) through it. The car owner was also fined for blocking the way. In a video, a firefighter explained/showed that had they ran it over, under or around the car, there is a risk of it bending in a way that would block/slow down the water flaw and that is crucial to putting out fire. What I don't understand is why they didn't just use "(dangerous) animals" in those lawmakings. I mean you could technically tie a crocodile to a flagpole, no?

It's actually "in a public place whether in a building or not, or any licensed premises". It's probably a law to help the police help bar/store owners get rid of annoying drunk customers.

SovietYakko error

and then get 9 million views

Alinity in a nutshell

Enzo yep couldn’t agree more

Nice profile, SovietYakko

That’s England for you

I'm American but I really want to know the reason for these laws

@@arandomsupra I don't think any1 knows tbh

@@arandomsupra The UK, primarily England is an old old country, and back then they served purpose.

@@arandomsupra IIRC in California it is illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays

To me sounds more like some Elizabethian law. Probably repealed since then though, probably in Jacobean times.

omg that would be so stupid 👁️👄👁️

Prisoner: what are you in prison for? Me: I held a salmon suspiciously

@@sweetlikebubblegum_ omg you're so smart

Don’t ask or criticise it

U cant go to prison for any of these you know

Damn thats good

Sub Me Pls

@@otto5173 No, I don't think I will.

@Otto No, I don’t think I will.

Otto no, i don’t think i will

we should make a re... song out of this!

We flew a kite in a puuuublic place

*WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUBLIC PLACEEEEE*

But... We stole a balloon!

WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUUBLIIIIC PLAAAAACEEE

Why is this not more recognised?

+1

I made it for ya. sorry for the _extremely_ bad quality

@@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ where?

TODAY

*me,dropping the song on iTunes* Wha- Popo:oh god we gotta let this go. *plays song on full volume: WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUBLIC PLACE~* Popo:AHHH HE’S TOO STRONG EVERYONE OUT!!!

Keep back! He's shaking his doormat! Sir, it's alright. It's 7:59, so it's-ooohhh god!

everyone? EVERYONE!!

While sliding on ice

Look out! He's got a cannon!

When will Sam upload again...

@@soupmug never

Ok Sam o nella

@@thehonque8448 and you know this how?

@@jamesharding3459 its a joke

Underrated comment

😂

Defacing the image of the Queen is technically treason. You can still be beheaded for it. NB: Nothing in this comment is true.

Oi, you have a loisense for that!!!

@@jackjoyce1744 nah mate I left it in the bloody chippy.

Police: *insert some stupid anime surprised picture*

@@yinyang1217 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "*STUPID*" YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

შემოგევლე

@@fubuki.pershinge1 +1 for that one

Then pay with your blood!

its also called niger knocking??? didnt add 2 gs

knicky knicky nine door? since when?? 😂

me visiting london in winter after living in the land of snow, free healtcare and friendliness "oh no forgive me for sliding down this hill"

And American noises

@@AlexandreJWKlaus where do you live? I'm moving😳

@@mg-sp5ou just avoid toronto and the GTA like the plague, unless you wanna be the butt of all other canadians jokes, not gonna say for privacy reasons

@@AlexandreJWKlaus oh, okay then. I'll study hard to be able to move to Canada

lmfao exactly

*than

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz shut up

@@LackOfCreativiT But it IS 'than' - 'then' indicates sequence!

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz this isn't a spelling bee

Not that different to recent Matt and tom

Old Tom Scott is actually the young Tom Scott. Current Tom Scott is the Slightly Older Tom Scott.

Old/Young Tom Scott: Let's mess about like pubescent teens! New/Old Tom Scott: Let's talk about the deep meaning of life itself.

@@filip9587 yes. this exactly.

You should check out his channel Matt and Tom

no just no

Adam Thorley Heh heh.

😂😂😂

Mary JieZoe Whoah... where did'ye get those?

😎🐢

Or "they'll go to jail for fourteen days".

Only days... A criminal offense like that is punishable by death.

+Dankest Elf No no no my way is They Flew a Kite in a public place Now your jailed for a cople days

@RunninPeking the UK doesn't have captial punishment

XD WHERE CAN I BUY IT ON ITUNES XD

no it's chaotic neutral

no it's chaotic chaos

Chaotic awful

Most certainly not "lawful evil". Uh, wait.

Chaotic Dumbass

Reference to henry VIII?

Alice in Wonderland?

@@vatsalmehta477 reference to her sister

I could hear her say in her voice

That is a sound that I never heard for years

Spockify the Canadian 5$ instead,

Why is there only two replies on a 1.2k comment?

@@Underwhelmed idk . but don't worry , i made it three .

AR Aryan ay thank you. I made it four.

@@Underwhelmed you are welcome , made it five

No? Drunk in a pub Even though the police honestly don't care and would not even ask

@@BACALL1965 So the law is there, but isn't enforced?

Murderer: *sings along* "We flew a kiiiiiite in a public plaaaaaace"

Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom

Makes me think of "Alice's Restaurant"

“....Why are you in prison?” _we flew a kite in a public place_ “acceptable”

YES

*GASP* GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MONSTER! THAT IS THE WORST CRIME TO EVER BE COMMITTED!

I shaked a doormat

@@saturnisgay69 ah another one of us

@@_Mars555._. bi five :) ✋

@@saturnisgay69 ✋

Ay mate, do you have a license to ask for location? I, for myself, have a license asking license

Why did I read that in a British accent

@@m0rk19 Sir stop right there! I need to see that reading license right now!

@@HoLiSchit hol up right there m8 I need to verify whether ya got your license from a licensed liscenser

I would like you to know I’m the 666 like :)

Basically.

I'm guessing the cannon law was written before the ding-dong ditch law when money was worth more and nobody bothered to re-write it because it's not as if many people are likely to have cannons now, and there are probably other laws you're violating if you use dangerous objects near people.

Yeah I imagine various firearm laws with multi year if not decade sentences

"we flew a kite in a publlllllic place!"

I know this is an old comment, but in Chicago, graffiti has a larger penalty than speeding in an active schoolzone. discovered this enraging piece of trivia through a college project.

We flew a kite in a public place

Ive never been to Euope, what's it like?

Assault and battery with salmon

@@Conklin03 less schools are shot but you get invaded alot

@@Conklin03 well you're not allowed to carry a plank of wood, for starters.

*slips on ice cube

i cannot tell if ur salty spitoon is a coincidence or not but robodaddy much?

@@raviolihotdog105 Sounds more like slippery stair.

@@Robert_McGarry_Poems i mean slippery things are good things

“Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?” “How tough am I? How tough am I? I shook a doormat in the street” “Yes, So?” “After 8 AM in England” “Right this way. Sorry to keep you wait”

There’s got to be a great story behind most of these laws. I just know it.

Someone probably held a salmon suspiciously duh

The salmon act is about salmon poaching. The handling under suspicious circumstances part of it penalised doing anything salmon you have reason to believe has been poached

@@davidhildebrandt7812 or maybe they just handled salmon very very suspiciously

Ding Ding The UKposts Buddy POLICE!! IS THAT FREAKING FISH JENGA?!

avoiding jail sentences

London is strict like my parents 😂😂

@@imposterku6506 London ain’t that strict

@@Reg3585 Um I done it so many times and nothing happend...

Well at least if the cops don’t see you doing that right?

LMAO

not funny. didn't laugh. don't care, don't care. don't care, didn't ask.

@@notasad1768 straight back at ya

@@notasad1768 strange how mad you got at an ironic pun

@@thorthegodofthunder2313 don’t listen to them they have an anime pfp

ikr?

I want it to xD

When the wind dies, of course.

westrim or when they have to pay £200

2019

But what would stop her

@Francis Cerbo wait why??

Death sentence

Off with their heads!

I am your 666th Liker.

(In America)

Well, they did 9. They didn't fire a cannon.

@@michaelwalsh6276 Of the 10 illegal things on this list to do, that is probably the #1 to actually get enforced. Even if they just set off a blank charge. As everyone within five blocks would go "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?"

London : wait thats illegal

Absolute mad lad

No I think it is legal, but they don't want you to because if you die in Parliament, you get a state funeral.

Conor Doran A law from 1313 does indeed make it illegal to die in the Palace of Westminster (which went on to be the Houses of Parliament). Poor Spencer Perceval, who holds the unfortunate claim to fame of being the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated (he was shot in the lobby of the House of Commons) officaly died at 10 Downing Street, despite actually being dead for nearly 12 hours. His body was moved from the Speaker's drawing room in Parliament (where he had actually died shortly after being shot) to 10 Downing Street where he was "offically" declared dead.

Conor Doran so what,if you drop dead there,they suppose to lock you up or something,maby charge you?

Lord Voldie It's because anyone who dies there, has to be given a state funeral. I think the family gets fined or something like that.

Meh, you're dead anyway

Bruh, u r literally everywhere

I saw u some where

Hold my sALmOn

@@calitreesweet Tom and Matt: **Throw salmon at Billie Eilish's face** - Now it's illegal!

kite*

And £1000 for shaking a doormat. And I don't even live in Britain. ... I juat wanted to add on. :p

ckeck out 1:35

@@spaceinvader6 *unlimited fine*

@@spaceinvader6 wtf

They didnt threaten and also u cant get fined for these

It exists.

@@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming Legit?

@@Viewer2812 yes

@@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming w h e r e i need the link

someone remixed it. just write: "We flew a kite in a public place song" and an Remix appears.

TheGiantEmerald I FLEW A KITE OVER A PUBLIC PLACE,BIW BEFORE ME!

Murdering a child-normal Carrying a plank in the Street-WTF When laws have 0 sense and 0 logic

*dont tell ANYONE this but, i shook a doormat after 8am*

@@koli4213 YOU THINK THATS BAD? I RUBBED SALMON IN FRONT OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

@@synical1419 im gonna, uh goto my cell to uh, sleep, yea sleep

Salmon was more valuable and thus a bigger target for poaching

Salmon were generally from rivers owned by the toffs, commoners in possession of Salmon was thus always deemed a bit, erm... fishy...

It was expanded at some point recently to include trout. And another kind of fish, but I’ve forgotten which.

It's like it happened before....

racism

we flew a kite in a public place

Pam pam pam pam pam pam

#thug_life

New York xx

bam bam bam bamb ma bmab mab amb amb msjwrhbnsklzejridhniwaklshjnikæola

1:43

I only just tealized Tom is actually weirdly short haha

“We flew kite in a public place”

Tom in 2020: My unlicensed hovercraft bar is technically legal.

1:17

Nice to see British priorities in their laws.

underrated comment

Right, but when the law was passed £200 was the GDP of Belgium.

I'm British but what is defined at "suspiciously" holding salmon? Like when does it become suspicious?

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo yes

Beleive the gospel

8AM*

@@LPSWeirdCow13 oh I didn't notice that thanks lmao

Her Dad:"Dont pull out tonight ;)"

@@LPSWeirdCow13 I thought it was 8pm Edit: nevermind you were right I'm sorry

good day in london innit?

well

666th like!

such a rapscallion

you've been hit by, you've been struck by-

@@sirkeysemiro A Smooth Tommy!

Fernando was the Impostor.

@@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps that's kinda sus

Everywere i go, i see his face. *among us*

amung us

Tom

it has one

look it up

There is one

It sounds like Rosenrot from Rammstein

You too?

@@normscully3616 You too?

You better not get any bright ideas, see, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes see. It's salmon,... and it's about to be handled under suspicious circumstances.

fish jenga?

Oh no Wilbur-

Then there are a lot of stuffed chooks breaking the law :P

no, because you become drunk slightly after you drink, however you get stuffed as you eat

Its illegal to serve a drunk person

Being drunk endangers both yourself and others. Being full doesn't make you injudicious.

+Eoghan Spillane We have a similar law in Finland. They told us (in S&S-school) that its basically in place just so you have a legit reason to call cops on someone in a bar, even if they technically haven't done anything wrong other than be drunken assholes.

Top 10 things to do when your getting guillotined

BAHAH

Videotaping yourself breaking laws that you say are enforced probably isn't a good idea.

Lmaooo

XD

Nah, they would like so more people would film themselves breaking the law!

XD

And british law addicts

you mean the Metropolitan police?

LMFAO I DIED

Thanks for the likes

@@VeryBoringMidi Hilarious comment, yet you forgot about knock down ginger.

Well .... dead punishment😂😂

And shake a mat right after