I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂

I watched this whole thing. You are evil.

He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”

I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.

watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.

No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!

I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!

I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter

I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.

My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.

I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.

All those years of studying were way worth it

The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“

There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.

Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯

Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes

Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.

I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.

I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.

This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing

It’s like every shooter says I put the fun in funeral

This joke was a joke Funny level -1000

The setup was sweet. The bait and switch was orgasmic.

He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓

my expectations were so highh

You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10

This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.

That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.

Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!

How do you sell a car to dwarf? Kneel down and say.. "Do you want to buy a car?"

I feel like this was meant to waste my time

That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!

I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."

Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.

Great, great joke teller.

Brilliant, love it.

Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."

That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever

Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art

Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!

My laugh was very delayed 😂

A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.

Intense Wheezing

I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂

I just ordered an egg and a chicken online. I'll let you know which comes first.

Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.

I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though

The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got

It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds

Love this joke.

Why did the orphan go to KFC? To eat KFC

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world

We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.

Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious

A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)

At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!

Dude I’m still laughing at this joke

1 year ago but still bloody funny

I laughed and almost choked on my tea

Nice to see that PHD payed off...

this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty

I laughed hard on this one 😂

My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!

My new favourite joke

What did i just hear

Never heard it before. 😂👍

Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!

Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️

You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!

All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries

Gotta say that was a lot better than expected

I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.

Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ??? . . . . . A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂

i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke

Pretty goddamn good

That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!

I sense a lot of projection here.

years of academy training wasted

Bret: telling a joke Me : do you think that’s really funny

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I seriously fucking loved that

U are a great story teller -

"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂 I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.

Edging in its purest form

My favorite version of the punchline is Spoilers "YOU are the jackass!"

Thats actually pretty clever

i always thought the best reaction from an audience "whomever" it may be is a silence one lol

I don’t think I get it....

So you must have been the dad

I don't think the father came out looking any better with that reaction. Lol

he got his insultciates degree.

The only thing missing in this joke is the set up, the delivery and the punchline. Other than that, it was funny.

if leaving blueballed was a joke

OMG I LOVE THISSS

this deserves a like and sub

after that punchline i feel like the dad.

Oh my gosh this is so funny hahaha...

"But at least I'm not a clown!"