The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley

The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special

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The most one-liners you'll ever hear in a comedy show might be this full special from Brian Kiley. In his first ever full Dry Bar Comedy special Brian Kiley rattles off rapid fire jokes that are sure to have any fan of stand up comedy or one-liners laughing from start to finish.
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@andrewc6837 Місяць тому

This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!

@marthajohnston4334 Місяць тому

It's not funny. You're delusional

@marthajohnston4334 Місяць тому

@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X

@tonimilstead5089 Місяць тому

I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂

@johnp.johnson1541 27 днів тому

Baby Hitler = deep politics.

@user-xg4td3gg7e 4 місяці тому

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

@philipmcculley5221 Місяць тому

😂😂😂

@1972TJJ Місяць тому

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

@user-sm6qu2yh4w Місяць тому

Sweet

@lovinpapa Місяць тому

Gotta COVID joke but 99.9% chance you won't get it....

@winonamassingill7895 Місяць тому

A lot of people think 🤔 this guy is funny. I caught some of his jokes and I thought they were funny but a lot of them passed right over my head. Maybe because I’m a 79 year old woman. Maybe I would have understood more of them if I had been younger. 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

@djames6999 4 місяці тому

Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao

@marydillonsalai8985 3 місяці тому

It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.

@denysarcuri1213 3 місяці тому

I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985

@peggyB7835 3 місяці тому

It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.

@BarackObamaJedi 3 місяці тому

@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition

@richpotter 3 місяці тому

@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.

@davidcarroll9917 4 місяці тому

I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.

@bluenetmarketing Місяць тому

It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.

@greatnew_products7436 Місяць тому

It helps if you're married😮

@patrickmcguire451 4 місяці тому

Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it

@WydeAWake-yc3tp 4 місяці тому

Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!

@michellestocken1165 4 місяці тому

No swearing is so refreshing!

@johnqueen2754 4 місяці тому

Yes sir

@Gloriagal78 Місяць тому

Same!😂

@WildbunchDM 2 місяці тому

Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.

@woollyprimate 17 днів тому

I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.

@gsam3461 5 днів тому

💯

@darrenbjayne 2 місяці тому

It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x

@endokrin7897 Місяць тому

"Studying stand-up" 😂

@darrenbjayne Місяць тому

@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?

@jimo9555 Місяць тому

@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?

@gsam3461 5 днів тому

@@jimo9555 The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.

@AlderLatitude57 4 місяці тому

I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@edithdlp8045 4 місяці тому

I remember when I use to get up at 6am to what the roadrunner acme cartoons before going to elementary school in the 80's.

@unclebob53703 4 місяці тому

beep beep!

@terencefinnegan 4 місяці тому

@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo

@novtek 4 місяці тому

@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.

@rkarnes6304 4 місяці тому

They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.

@corsair371 4 місяці тому

Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍

@randomgrinn 3 місяці тому

Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?

@simongrant2338 3 місяці тому

Well not everyone likes swearing or jokes about sex, i.e amy schumer for example

@lenom1289 3 місяці тому

@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.

@greyberet1 2 місяці тому

@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.

@percyhawkins716 2 місяці тому

@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.

@georgebennett3197 3 місяці тому

English chap here from London. Brian Kiley - a name to remember. I really did laugh out loud. We need him to tour over here. He's brilliant.

@darrenbjayne 2 місяці тому

@georgebennett3197, I will be right behind you in the queue to see this guy. Loved him. x

@larry77117 15 днів тому

thank you for giving us His name.

@xenocephalus 4 місяці тому

Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.

@thesadwolf 4 місяці тому

Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.

@immasista6537 3 місяці тому

Amen!

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!

@Firecracker66 4 місяці тому

This guy has phenomenal timing

@meirahand 4 місяці тому

Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.

@grtjr71 4 місяці тому

Now if he was just funny

@SPDFRK 4 місяці тому

He has cadence.

@marioalejandro7549 4 місяці тому

And memory

@johnqueen2754 4 місяці тому

It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy

@Snuggles_the_Unholy 4 місяці тому

This is quality and quantity in one happy package.

@jonathangeorge171 4 місяці тому

That's what she said

@Snuggles_the_Unholy 4 місяці тому

@@jonathangeorge171 >*rimshot*

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 4 місяці тому

@@jonathangeorge171she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.

@curtrice6060 4 місяці тому

Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍

@DrDumas 4 місяці тому

Nice.

@Swotube 2 місяці тому

I imagine Stephen Wright doing all these bits. They work perfectly.

@kendallevans4079 20 днів тому

Naw....this guy is better. Wright is his own biggest fan

@grizzkid795 2 місяці тому

Good act to take a date without being embarrassed by endless profanity.

@thebigfist Місяць тому

Yes, that's why the Dry- Bar comedians are so appealing since folks are getting fed-up with the same old moronic, foul- mouthed, politically obsessed garbage that tries to pass itself off as comedy.

@iandeeightiesman 11 днів тому

Try some Brian Regan if you feel like that.

@heyitsthida 4 місяці тому

This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤

@rayburnyarborough4695 4 місяці тому

Jeff Allen!

@jonconley4424 2 місяці тому

@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??

@rayburnyarborough4695 Місяць тому

@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy

@airgin3000 4 місяці тому

This was genius... This guy would kill at parties. God Bless him. I needed a laugh.

@musicloverme3993 3 місяці тому

Homicide at parties? 🙃

@HolywellFilms 4 місяці тому

This guy is great and funny. It's always nice to hear good clean jokes without the swearing and cursing.

@immasista6537 3 місяці тому

Amen!

@charcoalanderson8010 Місяць тому

Well he only looks a week old so he's probably yet to learn any.

@joannapilgrim 3 місяці тому

I love how the one-liners are connected, telling a whole story. That's comedic intelligence and I appreciate it very much.

@uraveragemike 4 місяці тому

This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!

@micahmanley613 3 місяці тому

Thanks for putting that into words for me!

@becauseIrock 3 дні тому

Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!

@cindyroy8541 4 місяці тому

Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏

@denysarcuri1213 3 місяці тому

"Hilarious." I agree.

@cindyroy8541 3 місяці тому

@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍

@LolaElImam1 4 місяці тому

Where has this man been all my life? Excessively hilarious 🤣😂😂😂

@travislee9396 2 місяці тому

Dude. I’ve not laughed this hard at clean humor since grade school. Thank you man. Guess you could say your routine is…out…standing. Be well. God bless.

@MesaGuitarGuy 4 місяці тому

well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time

@tinkerlynch5276 4 місяці тому

Remarkable performance and not one curse word !!!

@MillerFBaby91 3 місяці тому

I actually believe there’s no cursing on this platform. I’ve yet to hear a comic use one and this is maybe my 7th or 8th video

@immasista6537 3 місяці тому

Amen!!!

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 2 місяці тому

It's Dry Bar. The venue is in Utah and it's a dry bar.

@shannonpincombe8485 29 днів тому

He was brilliant! That 25 mins just flew by with me laughing at every joke. Wonderful timing and great sense of humour.

@immasista6537 3 місяці тому

Havin a bad day & came across dis dude & lolmbo oh me goodyness! Lawd have mercy! He funny! 😂🤣😅 God Bless dis guy for humor with NO profanity!!!

@haidijerlstrom6619 4 місяці тому

I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!

@IamGoen 4 місяці тому

Ditto 🤣

@RicoCosta317 4 місяці тому

The pool boy joke is one of the funniest I've heard from anyone ever. I've stolen it several times with great success! 🤣

@johnshuster9475 2 місяці тому

Yeah, it's my favorite too! So well timed.

@OlTrailDog 2 місяці тому

You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.

@alvarohernandez5341 4 місяці тому

This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!

@johndutton3679 4 місяці тому

I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!

@gsam3461 Місяць тому

You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.

@johndutton3679 Місяць тому

@@gsam3461that's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste

@user-zq5wp5mk4v 4 місяці тому

I Actually did Not Want This One to End

@arleneweiss3199 4 місяці тому

Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!

@wadewright1193 3 місяці тому

This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.

@malcom5782 4 місяці тому

Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper

@kathyduby8150 4 місяці тому

You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.

@GregCurtin45 Місяць тому

OUtstanding and brilliant. Thank you for sharing with us.

@timmorrow9780 Місяць тому

Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.

@gregbiegel6468 4 місяці тому

I can't believe it's not butter😂

@DrStephieRaeGrenier 4 місяці тому

Being from Wisconsin, We were just talking this morning about the difference between butter and margarine using I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter as an example. 😅

@johnrborges2363 2 місяці тому

It's 11:30pm on Friday night and I woke my wife up because I was laughing so loud. I'm shopping on Amazon and listening to this guy. 🧑🏻🤣😄

@weskal5490 3 місяці тому

Never heard of Brian before this, but so glad I stumbled across this because had me in stitches from start to finish. Brilliant!!!

@bradleysmith9431 4 місяці тому

17:30 "now I look like im a week old" 😂

@DrStephieRaeGrenier 4 місяці тому

Want going for that

@Certifiedinc2013 4 місяці тому

This guy is the King of dad jokes lol

@CMDRRustyDog 4 місяці тому

Two words:- Tim Vine

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

I wonder if his kids think he is funny. . They don't have to being his kids and all.

@johnwood551 4 місяці тому

“She worked at the DMV 40 years and waited on almost a DOZEN customers “ 😂🤣

@dielaughing73 3 дні тому

That was a great one because you could see it coming but it was still funny

@user-qz9bn5bu7g 3 місяці тому

Quite a relief from headliners who cannot form a sentence with the word "MF".

@user-td3ks4ii3y 4 місяці тому

THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.

@jayceewedmak9524 Місяць тому

Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍

@grinpick 4 місяці тому

The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.

@jam1870utube 4 місяці тому

turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.

@edwardcurry8299 2 місяці тому

I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉

@simongibbs2986 2 місяці тому

It's all about the delivery and this guy delivers. Loved it.

@johnmiller1947 4 місяці тому

This guy's great, hope to seen more of him. I can't believe he's not better known.

@lancedom6349 4 місяці тому

He will be. (Better known).

@raffriff42 3 місяці тому

True true. IMDB says he’s been a writer for Conan O’Brien since the 90s.

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

I just found him today. TOTAL FAN NOW! Soooo good!

@a.t.nelson1670 4 місяці тому

I am crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my work night so much more tolerable. 😂

@kevincawthon8618 3 місяці тому

This guy is one of the best comedians ever!

@philm.8756 3 місяці тому

Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.

@rainacherienne1010 4 місяці тому

This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.

@seedsoflove7684 4 місяці тому

That mafia joke is a thing of nightmares!😅

@ChristmasTrain1225 Місяць тому

This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.

@robertmoye7565 4 місяці тому

Such absolutely brilliant and creative material that really speaks to my generation (72). Enormously entertaining.

@hairyhoudini5565 4 місяці тому

'My Generation' was 1965, Who knew.

@robertmoye7565 4 місяці тому

72 is my age@@hairyhoudini5565.

@richardjohnson2692 4 місяці тому

I'm old enough to get the acme/coyote joke 😅😅😅

@belindabutcher7925 2 місяці тому

Me too!!!!!😅

@fxranger326 2 місяці тому

ACME's #1 customer.

@joebudi5136 Місяць тому

Omg! Have to seen the cartoon the family guy producers made where Will E Coyote ACTUALLY KILLS THE ROADRUNNER!?!? And how his life ends up after!?! ITS SOOOO FUNNY!! I don't want to give away. Search for cavalcade of comedy" on UKposts. OMG You are gonna crack up!

@Patrick_Cooper 4 місяці тому

His one liners go beyond the "Take my wife, Please...

@richardpayton9671 4 місяці тому

His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!

@TomahawkKid56 2 місяці тому

What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!

@Suzette_Lilyrose 4 місяці тому

Loved him. Thank you wife and kids ✨✨✨

@visual106 4 місяці тому

This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.

@ajishgopan 4 місяці тому

Class act! Jokes are so rich and timing is impeccable. Great credentials and so humble abt it.

@WeatherDude556 2 місяці тому

How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.

@gigiquillian4776 4 місяці тому

About 23:00 when he said he started the mafia guys car every morning, some lady in the audience startled "OH, My." I laughed so hard. Poor thing.

@UROCKLLC 4 місяці тому

This was the one joke I didn't get, please explain...

@gigiquillian4776 4 місяці тому

@UROCKLLC starting the mafia guys car is a dangerous job. Mobsters blow up each other occasionally, so they hire someone else to start the car (checking for car bomb). The idea of him doing that when he was a small kid is kind of awful !

@AffidavidDonda 4 місяці тому

@@gigiquillian4776 thank you, i did not get that one, too :)))

@cherrypichick6782 4 місяці тому

Ya gotta be Italian to git it! 🤌🏻 😂 Also, he was only paid $10 to risk his life! 😮

@pennyb2245 4 місяці тому

Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂

@PK-blue 4 місяці тому

So good! Didn’t expect to watch the whole thing but I was hooked from start to finish and had a good laugh. Thank you Brian!

@user-fw9ms9ou7l 4 місяці тому

This guy is hilarious! Haven't laughed out loud so much watching him 😅

@rabradbery6912 4 місяці тому

You have a new fan, Brian.

@vonkash4791 4 місяці тому

Comedic genius, da new king of 1 liners

@steveblanchard9473 3 місяці тому

So brilliant to be made to laugh without a single swear word....

@jackieboyette2999 2 місяці тому

😂😅🎉oh my gosh..clean comedy at its best...thank you!!!

@janislohman8125 4 місяці тому

Havent laughed that hard or long for some time. Well done, gonna rewatch , thanks . GOD bless you merry Christmas and a prosperous healthy safe and HAPPY New Year.

@kathyricks516 3 місяці тому

🎉😂😂😂😂

@pappydaddy7447 4 місяці тому

Great job Brian. Awesome.

@stevemcelmury4618 3 місяці тому

This guy is incredible... I WILL repeat much of his great material for family & friends... thanks, Brian!

@jamesmack3314 4 місяці тому

Excellent comedian..perfect delivery,simple and very funny.

@Rasreporter 4 місяці тому

Excellent work, it was done so effortlessly

@marcylinane5977 4 місяці тому

Oh my goodness, how funny is this guy!!! Non stop rolling on the floor laughing 😂

@terryshaw3493 2 місяці тому

This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂

@englishlearningtoday1539 2 місяці тому

This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley

@minutewithmark7564 4 місяці тому

He was excellent and it reminded me of the OG comedy I grew up with. Bada Bing Bada Boom

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 4 місяці тому

Kiley is a Steven Wright for the post-pandemic times. Funny guy!

@mikefinger8374 2 місяці тому

That was great. Entertaining the whole time. Wish you well!

@pm12321 4 місяці тому

Hilarious 🤣, and good relaxed pace. Really liked Brian, and I'm only discovering him now. I've added him to my list of comedians to watch 👍

@markwilson9101 4 місяці тому

Best one liners I have heard in a long time!

@user-uj9lj1yp2p Місяць тому

How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

@coreyriley9799 2 місяці тому

Mitch hedburg style jokes. I absolutely love the one liners

@user-kp3yf1jv3g 4 місяці тому

This is my first time seeing Mr. Kiley. He is so flippin funny. I'm looking forward to seeing a lot more from him. Thanks 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

@themash2879 4 місяці тому

👏 He's funnier than alot of comedians out currently

@TP-sf5mk Місяць тому

Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir

@m.brizzy5407 2 місяці тому

This guy is brilliant!!!!!! Had me LOL all the time. Some of the jokes were so good, I couldn't take laughing anymore and had to stop the video! More power to your elbow my friend! Oh, yes, I did get the ACME joke.

@djfreshjdeon6183 4 місяці тому

He should play Deadpool’s Dad 😂😂😂

@candyr85 4 місяці тому

Thank you! I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of 😂😂😂

@donwood-gmail9953 4 місяці тому

Just awesome. Keep it going Brain.

@Fuzcapp 2 місяці тому

I love what this guy does with standard joke "types". Great timing, well written, nice 'Broka'.

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Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏

@brandonroskom5890 4 місяці тому

i love this, definitely a hidden gem. Amazingly funny. kudos to you on this one, happy holidays and new year, live long and prosper.... 'Keep your Goals in Mind and Gold you will Find' CHEERS to this one! !! - Brian Kiley. I'm only half way thru sending this, love the drybar, love your jokes! i expect to see you again for sure.

@_Lazare 2 місяці тому

Same here