Of course Jimmy cries after sex, pepper spray really stings.

Jimmy you are an incredibly clever man, the jokes and come backs at the audiences just roll off your tongue like velvet. Jimmy carr I bloody love you.

Love ya Jimmy. The whole world needs more laughter in these times. Thanks for the 🤣 🤣.

Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.

I don't think I've seen the first clip before and I thought I'd seen everything he's done at least once 🤔

Oi oi. Jimmy, you've made me laugh again. Keep up the amazing work you do

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

These never get old

Awesome as always!

Love your comedy!

Jimmy and Ricky with their girlfriend jokes! 🤣🤣

This is Jimmy at his best!

Jimmy, you are absolutely hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life

Jimmy has the best jokes

I love Jimmy's Asperger's delivery

I don’t care what they say, I love Jimmy. 😂

Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing. This guy is hilarious!!😄😄

Love you Jimmy ,from California

Jimmy u deserve millions of subscribers❤️from🇩🇿

I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.

Hilarious.. saw him live in Bangkok. Laughed my ass off

Absolute legend your hilarious

What a creative comedian

You should have bought the “lucky heather” 😂

Fuckin' amazing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy is hilarious

Gold

Favorite comedian right here

YOU are a BAD BAD man, Love it, NEVER CHANGE, we downunder love you, even when you pick on us !!!

she's a lucky lady! :)

Thank u jimbo

After watching his videos, my brain start to crying for help.

Great

Please come do a show in Johannesburg 🙏 We miss you !

"Suddenly f***ing Chewbacca's in the car."

Never, Jimmy? * sidelong glance *

Don’t forget about the taxes! Much love from Texas!

The couple married 43 years ? Hilarious. Bet they had a great night after !

i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW

Very tame for jimmy

I gave my gf an organism once and she spat it back in my face, i was drinking water too 😂

Please come to Australia 🇦🇺 Jimmy! Just don’t bugger up your Visa application! ;-)

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......

Yeah you read the title correctly, he has a girlfriend

Close ur eyes and listen... it sadiq khan talking london mayoral policy lol.

02:05 this clip is so old, it's from back when women had pubic hair

We are just amazed you have a girlfriend. I am still not sure if she is deflatable though.

Mate, are ya any good? When ya coming to Brisneyland?

Come to Australia jimmy

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

Long term✨🎉✨

I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?

My guy dank

💖💓💕💓💕💓💕💖

That bloke at the end is not him, tis an impostor

Girlfriend: What if someone comes? Chalk it up to inexperience, maybe I've got this wrong... but isn't that the whole idea?

Surely that's not Jimmy Carr right at the end!

It's intriguing - PAYED By UKposts... That "Thing" I keep hearing about! 😄 😁 😂

You talking about your mum in public,Jimmy? Jolly brave …😀

Sweet Caroline...

Jimmy Carr: you should be UK prime minister!

I didn't know they did liposuction exclusively on the face

I thought this was Jimmy krsnkies clip how I end up here

He chose that thumbnail.

Jordan Peterson sent me here.

The sea gull has a gf?

I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.

Genuinely thought he was a homosexual man

Best jokes about your girlfriend? Better start with the easy ones... Which funnily enough.......

Mate what is that thumbnail

JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?

Jimmy Carr tells jokes, I didn't know that.

Have some advertising revenue filter money, Jimmy Carr.

Vile man

I thought he was gay

Jimmy found out his girlfriend was half romany and had to back pay our taxes

I hope you use the money from UKposts to pay your taxes lol

he has a gf... I thought he was gay.

He doesn't have a girlfriend.

No wonder you had tax problems, if you don't know how you get money from this platform...

Fascists are quite funny 🤣

He ripped into the un vaxxed on netflix and for this I hope instant pharma takes care of him...

Have you not gone to the "Berhard Manning retirement home for comedians that are well past their sell by date" yet?

The laugh track sucks

🤮

I thought you were cancelled?

More lame attempts at stand up.

This is not comedy I don't know what it is it's not funny

I don't see the appeal of this guy. He's painfully unfunny

Gold