"You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." -Karl Pilkington

when you are a kid you like ricky. when you are an edgy teen you respect steve. when you grow up you realise karl is a sage.

Best quote ever: "did the 3 wise men get the baby Jesus them presents for his birthday, or Christmas?" - Karl Pilkington.

"So he was a bit of a hoarder"

"people who live in glass houses have to answer the door" :D God bless Karls round little head

I want this played at my funeral, lighten the mood n that

"Go on the beaches an' tha'" - Winston Churchill

2:11 the way he says "inventing electricity" 😂

I can't sleep while listening to Karl. I can't stop laughing.

"dodo, get rid of it. if the bird's gone, the word can" amazing

Karl's spewing of wisdom makes me smile no matter how bad my day was Thank ya boys

Flogging a dead horse "But it depends on what that horse has done to you"

"Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later" - this should be a T-shirt !!!

Karl may just be the greatest comedian of all time.

"Every step starts with a step"

One day, future generations will listen to and study these podcasts. He's a modern philosopher. Imagine if he had been born in ancient Greece; I'm sure he would have been a Socrates-type figure.

"Just get on with it" is actually quite a good philosophical quote.

"I don't want to be bungled in." -Karl Pilkington

For someone who is being labeled as an idiot by Steve and Ricky, he is absolutely the opposite. He is brilliant in his observations.

"Innit" -Karl Pilkington

“It’s a foodage”

"Knowledge is hassle" is my favourite quote

"Treat the world like a head" - Karl Pilkington That's killed me 🤣🤣🤣🌍

Ricky: “are you gonna to bring the brain into it?” Karl: “I dunno, let’s just see what happens.” 34:27

"Does the brain control you, or do you control the brain?"

Karl pilkington = genius

You know...sometimes Karls‘ thoughts are not too far away from real academic debates. When he poses the question „Do you control your brain or does your brain control you?“ for example. Replace the word „brain“ by „subconscious“ and you have a very valid question - also linked to Sigmund Freud.

Karl reminds of some children I taught in my career. They were low-achievers and not clever in the recognised sense at all, but their thought processes were fascinating. If you gave them word association tests the answers would be on the face of it stupid, but sometime later you would realise there was crazy kind of logic after all. Give Karl a job at Oxford university in the philosophy or science faculties and he would be lost but he would stimulate new pathways of thought in the fellows. They could give him an honorary PhD in Knockin’ Abou’ An’ Tha’!

Karl is a lot happier than all of us

"Never go to the doctor." Karl Pilkington. 😁

This is brilliant. Karl is Gold ! She was in a cupboard ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

38:00 I think Steve secretly dosnt know what error Ricky is on about

"I don't know if I'm thinking cause it's got a mind of its own!"😅

I can’t wait for the day, Ricky finds out how much of the stuff, Karl talks about actually makes sense and is real 😂 Karl’s a different kind of soul to most of you

I envy Karl's simple straight-forward mind

It makes perfect sense that you shouldn't go chucking things around if you live in a glass house 😆

I love Ricky's laugh more than anything.... 😂😂😂

‘It depends if you’re busy at that point’😂😂😂

Was over the moon when i found your Great channel ! Remember watching this year's ago. but missed so much as I used to go out on the lash. so happy to say a Massive thanks for your uploads. 😂

there is a logic to Karls thought process.

"People who live in green houses"

Thanks for uploading!

Karl pilkington: one of the 20 greatest men of the century.

42:25 mouse with an ear on its back 37:20 youd never see a black ghost 47:05 someone just puts you there i cant be bothered running the country like tarzan 50:40 the flea can jump over the london eye 40:50 Anne Frank 53:05 its gonna make it freezin’ 01:00:10 01:03:40 the problem with the moon is 01:05:35 what other games have you brought 01:06:10 keep a couple, fill the rest in 01:08:50 superman never told.. Lewis hulk, he wasnt happy 01:10:00 wander about, not get seen i think its more of a hinderance 01:11:30 eyes looking in their ‘ead 01:13:30 but they havent had band aid yet za

The octopus gozzes everywhere...lol.

‘it’s 2006. why are they still using their index finger?’. never tire of his humour. and Ricky’s laughter.... always cheers me up! 2020 has been a shitshow of a year.... so glad to have these podcasts to distract us from the dark ugly world outside. some call Karl stupid... i disagree. he’s an honest simple man. childlike. no philosophy degree like Ricky but he a unique way of thinking and questions everything like a child. i love that. he’s got the last laugh tho.... he’s made a fortune from being ‘stupid’. he’s not so stupid, folks.

"what about the warning in greenhouses?" That is Karl remembering "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

Manmoths?

Damn. Karl is special. For real.

Awesome, thanks for uploading this :)

39:11 is where it began. The day I woke my parents up with my laughter

I love the "Glass house" analogy because Ricky gets it wrong as well. It's not about "Don't attack people if you have more to lose" it essentially means don't be a hypocrite and throw stones at people for the same things you do.

“Uuuh, she was in a cupboard”

At 8:00 it reminds me of a quote from someone “love and let love, with the stipulation that those who love in glass houses breath on the windows” I didn’t quote exactly

Great work

Forget the Mensa, listen CAREFULLY to Karl for at least an hour (Imperative is - at least 60 min. 🙂) and if you're not laughing and/or not annoyed, talk to someone ASAP 😂😂😂 Karl is anthology material and only the time will (and is) tell how big he is. Tremendous! ^_^

I thought this was hilarious because I was stoned last night. Watching this today and its still funny😂 Karl is a genius in disguise.

Yessss love watching these at night :) thanks for the upload!

Treat the world like a head

Love Steve (and Karl and Ricky). So quick witted and insightful. Very rarely nasty.

Best ben franklin quote." Fish and guests stink after 3 days." Words to live by folks.

He’s like a child that’s still at that point in development where they still take every saying literally.

Yay for new content!

Wow...anybody else notice that both Steven and Ricky both made fun of Karl for not knowing what the glasshouse analogy meant and then they both tell what they think it means and they're both wrong too!

Eyes that were looking in their ‘ead

Bungled is a word I'll said lots of times.

Another great upload. Thanks for all your hard work, Doctor.

Can't believe I haven't heard this one yet! Finding new unheard kp content makes me feel like a babe on Christmas morn. Now I know that when I get my glass house with plasma screens, I need to take it easy with the stone throwing. Valuable info

Thanks guys 💜

I don't know if it's just me but some of the things Karl is saying is actually intelligent. He's hit the nail on the head when he was talking about politics in my opinion

The "want" in "waste not, want not" uses the old meaning of "need", rather than "desire". So it means "don't waste stuff, and you'll never run short". He didn't intend it to mean "don't waste a thing, because you might realise you want that thing later."

I’ll never understand how Ricky never heard of an elephant in the room

God bless Karl

Can't eat listening to Karl, every time I go to swallow food he chokes me up with his karlism's.

29:00 wow... Karl has a firmer grasp of the problems in philosophy of mind than both Ricky and Stephen who take scientism at face value. Respect

This is sooooo funny! Ive never laughed so much.😊😂😂😂 Thank you for sharing!! Gosh! I just had to subscribe!!!! Moira From England.

If the birds gone, the word can. lmao

Karl is so right though! “Is that the best thing he said?” ✅ “Why is that one remembered?” ✅ “‘Waste not want not’ isn’t even that catchy” ✅

4:08 bungled is a word though, he may not be using it perfectly but it ain’t a bad use of the word

I agree with Karl completely on the prostate exam.

35:45 the point about leading from behind vs the front is actually quite deep. Karl does have some good theories he just can't explain it well or they don't let him.

I love that Karl, while not understanding metaphors, actually came up with a great metaphor. "people who live in glass houses have to open the door"

"NEVER SEEN A BLACK GHOST" kp

I can't be the only one who has had an argument with his mrs during this corona pandemic, having to sleep in the back of his best pals van as they are worried ill infect them. But not having a care in the world because this has cheered me up.

bro i like all of them, but if i had to spend a week with any of them, i’d pick karl hands down lmaoo

‘“We’ll go on the beaches and all that”-Winston Churchill’- Karl Pilkington

@20:08 - agree with karl on voting

I love Karl 🤗

I've noticed it's not Karl that's really missing from Ricky's latest podcasts its Steve. He's the only one who tells him to occasionally shut the fuck up and let other people talk.

“If the birds gone so can the word surely”

I didn't like Ricky Gervais until Karl Pilkington. I thought Ricky was just a so so comedian. Once I started to get the whole Karl thing I was just so impressed that I forever more will love Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais..... 🥰

& "Every Step starts with a Step!" :o)

It's brilliant

"basic glass houses" thank god we moved past that stage in our history

"Willy-nillily" 🙃

I'm usin me fables

-Steve Merchant: a mix of _Dexter's Laboratory_ characters. -Ricky Gervais: Fred Flinstone. -Karl Pilkington: Johnny from _Ed, Edd n' Eddy_.

Bungled is actually a word, and it was used in the correct context by Karl.

He comes across really stupid karl pilkington but half the stuff he says is true geunis I love the man