“i’m working on about 2 and a half hours of sleep right now.” so real of you kris

I know this will get lost in the comment section but i like to cover myself in dirt and lie in the garden and pretend to be a carrot

Kris: idk how lively I'll be also Kris: immediately does voice impressions while reading

"i've always been maturer than other people" i can tell 😭

I checked the uber policy because you got me curious lol. Apparently, they will take you to the hospital for things like broken bones, but not emergencies like heart attacks or strokes etc. Makes sense

Fun fact, most serial killers (especially young/new ones) like to start small like with frogs, and then move on to cats because they’re not as trusting as dogs and give more of a fight. It’s honestly chilling that a 6yr old is like that 😭

“Don’t go on the internet if your under 18 unless your watching me” love that kris 😂

"goodmorning star shine the earth says hellooo 🐶⭐✌" you saying that made my brain smile 😭😭

16:20 killing - torture animal is the first sign of psychopath behaviour.

Back in the day (17-18 years ago now) I drove a taxi, and we had plenty of calls to take sick people to the hospital. Unless they were going to projectile vomit all over my back seat, I had zero problems driving someone to the hospital. I can't imagine an Uber driver would be any different.

"The whole 2-3 miles? Shame." 😂😂😂

The stutter and then getting so mad at ur self is the realest thing ever

A 6-year-old killing their own cat and stabbing someone with a pencil sounds like the plot of a horror movie. kids are scary

8 seconds in, and Pete has already been assaulted.

“ ‘I (25F)’ Tho I sound 80” that had me dying 😭

6:42 i think they posted their fanfic on the wrong website

YIPPIE YOU POSED

“How far did you cross? Did you cross like across the border or did you stop at the border & you waived & then you went back?”😂Your Coolidge impression with that storyline!💀😂

It killed me when she started to do a British accent I'm dying over here lol. Dude Kris makes me laugh so hard.

I just love Kris and her accents it's just so funny. And surviving on 2.5 hours of sleep is just being in school again

I will forever have Pete saying hello engraved in my brain

Red hair suits Kris so much, I forgot she was ever blonde until I saw a thumbnail for an old video in my suggestions. And I was like, "oh yeah... she was blonde forever, before this."

0:01 omg the Willy wonka reference is warming my heart 😭

I feel you on the kids being scarier than old people. And we watch this channel because you are the 🐐. ❤

15:48 that is definitely serial killer behaviour, I remember from the true crime made about a serial killer who grew up killing cats and stuff

😂😂😂The Jennifer Coolidge impression😂😂,"did you like cross the border or go to the border and stop wave and go back",😂😂,😂And then,"like how many years it took to get that writing degree because this **** is great"😂😂😂 Queen Elizabeth impression😂😂

The speechlessness when she said the truth about the secret about me and my step brother LOL her face and her accent.

3:42 *fumbles words* Kris: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAĦĦĦHAHAHAAHHÆÄÆHHHĦ *seconds pass* Kris: let’s continue ☺️❤🕊️

My oldest is unique and draws creepy drawings and likes scary stuff but she also stops to save a worm from drowning in the rain. She also burys her plants that die. I feel so grateful for her now. Shes 11.

I like "the voices" approach, it adds an extra angle to each story.

Oml the Willy wonky start of “good morning star shine the earth says hello”🫶😂

I'm supposed to be doing homework and trying in vain to conceal my laughter as Kris narrates everything. 🤣🤣

Pete: Hello 👹 Kris: *bombastic side eye*

The step brother story killed me. Mainly for the voice and the dirty jokes. You are truly hilarious 😂❤

The random pause from reading and then screaming was crazy 🤣🤣

I’m a 13 year old and I don’t have any social media except UKposts. I watch you and Sam and Colby and that’s like it but I get how the internet can be a dangerous place if you aren’t watching the right people or talking to the right people. Thanks Kris for everything love you ❤️❤️❤️

3:15 ambulance in America is way too expensive. For a hurt ankle???? No thank you. That's such a waste of money

I was waiting for a punchline on the step-siblings thing. Like, this whole tirade of regret, and then finishing with... "That's right: we ate Mum's bday cake between us and blamed the dog. Sorry."

12:24 All words are made up, and it’s glorious!

I am so glad you posted. I was just running around searching for a bracelet that I got the day the first pet I had died. I thought I had lost it, then I found it along with my watch that was missing, but I didn't care about that in the moment. So now I can't fall asleep because of the adrenaline still running through me, so watching you is helping calm down. ❤

Kris: "I'd come home with black eyes and he threw rocks at me." Me: "Full name? Location? Weapon of choice? Slow? Painful?" NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE QUEEN.

“Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!” “Hello 👹” HA OMG THAT WAS AMAZING

"You should drink when you drive, holy shit I might need a drink" had me rolling

Love how kris’ british accent is so posh and only literately only the royal family sounds like it 😂

17:19 Kris, please never question why we love you and watch you. You are an unique and naturally funny personality and your popularity it deserved. You’re genuine and we pick up on that. Just keep doing what you do. “I don’t have to think, I only have to do it. The results are always perfect, but that’s old news” - Meat Puppets (Oh me)

"GoOd MoRnInG sTaR sHiNe ThE eArTh SaYs hElLO" she's in her nature gurly phase 😂😂🤣🤣 (edit) OMG 400 LIKES!? 500!?

If you didnt come from tik tok, you're allowed to like this comment

“Ohh yeah I forgot about an ambulance” ambulances are expensive “ ohh they are American” I felt that one😂

The queen of England accent had me ROLLING 😂

9:51 ,however, oh no😅😂

Kris: Don't use the internet under 18 unless you're watching me. Also Kris: Continues to swear

The intro deserves a true Oscar and I really appreciate how she’s tired but still filming 😭❤ I love you kris

16:00 OK, that kid needs a therapist NOW. That is NOT normal behavior, at all. I mean, I could see dropping a big rock on a frog, because frogs are gross, but also small, like a big bug, & less sentient, but that's it. Stabbing another kid, hurting a cat, all of that on top of the other stuff, that's incredibly disturbing. - - There's a clear & severe lack of empathy & compassion within that child, & at 6 y/o no less. That's extremely worrisome.

Always love hearing Kris's opinions and advice! Her Reactions always make me laugh. Love ya Kris 💌❣

Im SOOOOOOOOO excited for your future Kris!!!! EVERYONE deserves happiness, like yours!!!!

6:57 No, I call BS on this story. It’s more likely this is a draft for an Amazon self-printed book. LOL.

The British voice for the first story was perfect

I’ve been watching ur vids and I can’t stop watching them. I’m watching this video on my phone and watching the video of u answering all ur dm’s in my tv. Don’t stop with ur awesome videos ❤

8:32 Just wanted to point out that‘technically’ nothing was actually confessed here! 🧐 I thought it was gonna turn into a bit at the end like, “We drank all our mom’s Malibu” or something! 😂

17:26 okay I might’ve gone to school with a kid who’s a killer and I’m just now realizing it, he also stabbed a kid with a pencil because his hand was too close to his desk, that was 4th grade. I stood too close to him in line in the 3rd grade and he hauled his foot back and kicked me in my ACL as hard as he could. That was the first time I wanted to fight someone. He also beat a teacher with his fists in like 7th or 8th grade and we all stared in horror but none of us knew how to react since we were like 13-14. The way he stared at us always vaguely reminded me of a malevolent, disgusted scientist. He freaked out the kid with autism (me) that’s how you know he had something going on…

There’s a difference between kids messing around and stabbing someone with a pencil because they wouldn’t give him a toy he wanted. This is sociopathic behavior, and if his parents don’t start talking to him about his behavior it’s just going to escalate.

Hey Kris, it was so awesome and surprising to get to meet you and your mom the other day in the garden center area of Walmart. You natural fun energy and kindness really made my day. Good luck on the rest of your move to Texas. One of your biggest fans, David from Coleman, Texas.

Not a doctor or anything but I’m an AP psychology student- it sounds like signs of the kid possibly having antisocial personality disorder. It’s something typically common within males (not always!) and shows at a younger age in life, and a lot of younger individuals who do it do have a tendency to harm animals and not feel remorse for what they do (and the same applies to what they do to actual humans) so kinda hope that kid gets tested to see if he might possibly have something like that based on what the DSM-5 states as symptoms.

'youre definantly not a PDF' had me almost rolling on the floor omfg

I really enjoyed this video and thank you for posting in the middle of your move... that's crazy, girl! I can barely handle the stress of a move, let alone recording a video and being funny while doing it. Hope your move went well! ❤

0:55 i feel you girl and i have been watching you for 2-3 years

Can we all just appreciate how great her eyes match with the hoodie color?!? Kris once again you leave us stunned with your awesome looks, the thought and effort you put in these videos and of course the comedy!! Also the accents - SLAYYY🔥 Keep doing whatever you like and we will be here to support you❤

8:23 It is NOT illegal if it's your step sibling, because technically you're not actually related. The could legally get married. (In the US, Idk about other countries)

I loved all the voices you did for each story! 💜 Hilarious and I agreed with you.

That was so funny, I love the different voices you do for each story, the voices always match the story🤣🤣👍🏻

the intros get more unhinged every day and I'm eating that shit up✨✨💃💃

When I was 13 I created my guild on Ragnarok Online and I managed to gather quite a group of people over the following couple of years. Most of them knew my age, but I was also very active in the forums of the server and most people there thought that I was 18 at least. Looking back, it is quite funny to think about a 15 y.o. organizing a group of people anywhere from 13 (my brother) to 35 (our oldest member at the time). I still look at those days with nostalgia and I think they were amazing. I wouldn't change them even if I could.

Pete saying 'hello' Med knowing what's coming :))))

Kris your such an amazing person. Thank you for you being you.

Look, the thing about RING cameras is that they're there for protection. Nobody is sitting there in the evening combing through their doorbell footage for no reason just to be a creep. They're only looked at when something happens. If there's a camera facing your door, you're also essentially protected, as long as the neighbor who's camera it is is cool and would be willing to let you check the footage if something happened to your place. It's not creepy to have a neighbor have a camera on their front door.

The person who makes me believe in love again through her love journey posted thank you you got me to the place I am in life right now (6 months clean from sh going strong)

The way kmk looks to the sides and cuts at the other camera keeps me awake at night. 😊😊😊

I can relate to the lack of sleep, I'm so tired. 😭 Love you Kris!❤

I just got back from rehab and I cannot tell you HOW much I missed you, Kris. Thank you for doing what you do ❤Lots of love

6:26 is giving "i could use a hotdog right now"

Omg "auntie kris" i love it. We all support you and love watching you. Good luck on your move

4:32 we love the Canadian healthcare. Went to the ER for anaphylaxis and wasn’t seen for 6 hours until I told them I’m just gonna go die at home instead The best part was is they were helping other patients after I came in during those those 6 hours

YOUR JENNIFER COOLIDGE ACCENT IS AMAZING AND IM CRYING HERE 😂

3:20 Uber put out a statement recently saying that they're putting a stop to that. They said that they're not an ambulance service and it isn't going to happen going forward.

the torturing of animals, quite frankly displays a terrifying lack of empathy and is a warning sign that should never be ignored.

I absolutely love all your videos i adore watching them when i get ready to go out and i love you so much thank you so much for posting it makes my day

0:13 amazing scene, like, I couldn’t even tell that was edited, amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Lol love How Peete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

Her accents are amazing! I love them! 😂❤

"CONFESSION!!!" 😂

18:52 That voice is on point! 😂

the stuttering at the start is so real😭-

The Queen's accent, it's just PERFECT!

"Fantastic" "However..." "Oh no!" Legit had me rolling

So from what I remember from a while back the issue was people started using Uber over emergency services in order to save money. The issue is that puts the risk and liability on the Uber driver. If the passengers condition worsens, or worse they die, the driver is stuck and could get sued and all sorts of stuff. Just sharing what I vaguely remember! Hope the move goes well!!

8:01 I would’ve straight died if this “confession” ended with “It’s time to face it HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.”

Its ok Kris. We love you no matter how many hours of sleep you get.

To me, it sounds like the boy was seriously traumatized by either his dad or one of his dad's friends. When it's not helped, it usually manifests as anger and resentment, and the wish to harm others as they might have been harmed. Usually the first victim of someone who might grow up to be a serial killer is usually the one who is close enough to them, who should have been the one protecting them but failed to, so they take out their anger on them. Basically, his mother is going to be the first victim of him. And if he's not caught, there will be several more.

14:47 THE ”WOOP-WOOP”-SIREN-IMITATION DIRECTLY AFTER BEING SO SERIOUS IS KILLING ME DUDE 😂😂😂💀 I’ve been watching it soooo many times no dying lauging. That’s amazing 😂😂😂

16:07, see, now the stabbing and hitting girls is actually worrying. 👀