“If you’re not having any issues right now, go grab a snack. Just go grab a snack even if you just had one” -Queen Kris

Kris with the nonchalant “I’m abstinent” kills me every time 😭😂

TW!!!!! i was planning on avoiding breakfast and lunch today because i felt like i overate yesterday, but i couldn't say no to Kris, so I got a snack please go get yourself a snack.

The crush on teacher one sounds like a wattpad story

Kris: “grab a snack” Me: *waiting for the microwave to beep with my Costco chicken nuggies* “thanks auntie Kris”

Kris. I started crying when you were talking about EDs. I binged as a teenager, had anorexia in my early 20s, and that changed to orthorexia that I still struggle with now at almost 29. Thank you so much for being so kind and spreading positivity even when people like me feel so down and dark. You're such a wonderful light on this corner of the Internet.

After suffering from 10 miscarriages and my husband recently passing away I am so grateful for your content! It is extremely hard finding light in life anymore!

Kris: I’m petrified of needles Also Kris: has multiple piercings and tattoos

I had a cancer close to my head, and it had to be removed by surgery. There was only 50% succes rate. The other 50% meant my death. I was obviously very scared but when it was time for me to go under, I felt only a strange calmness and acceptence. Luckily I am now very healthy. Fun fact: I watched a lot of your videos during recovery.

Can we just appreciate jays editing while appreciating Kris’s humor and ability to make us laugh also love the new hair

12:57 TW! . . . . . . . Basically, I'm not doing the best right now, i've been counting calories on everything i put into my body and you just saying that made me want to burst into tears. Thank you for being so open and telling people that this isn't okay. Its dangerous. I'm working on stopping what i've been doing so i can just...be a normal person. Thank you auntie Kris. We all love you

I have panick atacks when something unmeasured goes in my body -kallmekris

The singing was AMAZING as usual JAY THAT SONG- Amazing. We need a whole album of "She forgot to press the record button" versions. This is the bestest channel in the world.

love how Kris' "different voice" for a character is a weird mix between jinkx monsoon and Jennifer coolidge

4:12 my dad is a paramedic, and they do go through A LOT! My dad was once pepper sprayed in the back of his own ambulance, as well as his partner and a patient they were caring for.

Kris, as someone who kinda suffered with bulimia for a short time before i fell into drug addiction (thats a long story, addiction helped me with ED, you kinda get skinny and dont really feel like eating anything, but it totally ruined everything else in my life. Thanks god today Iam almost 1,5 year clean, healthy and happy as i never was!) your speech about eating disorder and about having only one freaking life to live.. im literally crying from happiness. You are the sweetest person alive. Keep doing what you're doing. THANK YOU for having you.

13:06 this is so very true, the older you get the more you start to realize what’s really important & you’ll finally start to see the big picture

The high note you did was absolutely just perfecttt I love you Kris 🫶🏾

As someone struggling with being overweight and is also trying to quit smoking and drinking, your talk was encouraging. Thank you for always being encouraging ❤

0:45 as soon as the camera didn’t switch screen I knew instantly that kris didn’t press record

Oh I work at a Hospital. I was also punched by some Patients but most of the time they throw stuff at me like shoes and pens, sometimes I get special ones who start throwing Butterknives etc. So at our perspective we are used to it 😂

I already knew I was gonna love this video when you sang that WONDERFUL song at the beginning lol 😂❤️ love you Kris

okay but the new hair with the green shirt is slaying

3:50 one time when I broke my nose I went in for the surgery and I was in the waiting room, but I was the oldest there (it was the children’s ward) so I had to wait the longest. all I could hear when the other kids went in there was screaming and crying then deadly silence. my anxiety kept building up until the nurser came to get me and she said “alright, your turn” and I just suddenly burst out crying. none of the other kids cried but I did. anyway my mum was crying too so I guess I wasn’t alone

I honestly really appreciate Kris talking about EDs because I suffered from one, and so have many more woman in the world. It really is true. Check on your loved ones because you never know. This is why youre one of my favorite comfort creators, ur amazing ❤

Thank you for speaking about ED as I have someone in my family struggling with it. I grew up in the same room as them and didn't know what they were doing. Now 25 years later they're still struggling with it. Thank you for bringing awareness and compassion to a sensitive subject

I have relativees who suffer with eating disorders.. thank you so much for shining a light , without any kind of blame in that light! awareness can make such a massive difference!

Kris you made me legit cry when you talked about ED. I don’t struggle with that but I did have a lot of issues with body image back in high school. I just wish so much that I had someone to tell me what you just did when I was that age, and it took me soo long to realize that all of that never mattered and that I was beautiful. Thank you for being such an amazing and epically wonderful person.❤❤❤

I love how Kris hypes us in the beginning of every video By the your voice is amazing.

1:19 🤣😂🤣😂 Jay is so under appreciated, love that dude.

A few years ago I stopped being able to eat in public. My parents would take me out to dinner, I would eat some food, and I would immediately feel like I was gonna throw up. I would always have to leave and go to the car instead of sitting and not eating because the smell of food would make it worse. About 4 year later (now) I still can't eat in public but I have migrated from my room back to the living room for dinners and instead of eating the the cafe at school I eat with 2-3 friends and a teacher in her classroom. No one besides my friends believe me when I tell them this (my parents think I'm crazy). I'm so grateful for my friends, they are the best ❤

Jay deserves more, just look at the amazing job he did with the rock song editing in the beginning. We appreciate you Jay!

i truly needed the mini talk about bad eating habits and behaviors. i’ve been struggling with my ED for many many years now, including being hospitalized for many many months. It truly is an awful disease and i wouldn’t wish it on anyone. thank you Kris for mentioning the topic of ED it made me feel less alone

as someone who has been VERY quietly struggling with an ED for as long as I can remember, thank you so much for being so open with us & talking about things that may seem “taboo” to others. it helped me feel less alone ❤

I hate needles too. I had a c-section with my daughter and I was HIGHLY anxious about it. While I didn’t punch anybody, they could tell I was freaking out and kept having to reassure me I was in good hands. They let me hook my phone up to a speaker in there and they rocked out to my “Labor/delivery” playlist lol.

Thank you so much for this video, I have been having a rough week and really just been uncomfortable with how I look lately but this really helped to pull me out of the slouch to hear it from somebody other than myself. Thanks you so much ❤️❤️

I normally hate these types of videos, but Kris just kills it. Plus the affirmation or positivity is just awesome. Good for you.

Kris, I believe my niece, who's living with me and my parents, has an ED. She recently switched over to 'organic' foods, and only eats the exact amount your supposed to eat. If she goes over, she throws up.

Thank you for the snack reminder Auntie Kris! I had just had a snack but when you said to grab another i realized it was already past noon/i had not had breakfast and i SHOULD eat more. Appreciate you looking out ❤

I love our local hospital staff. They know I have medical ptsd and are so patient with me even if I get flashbacks or paranoia and lash out because they know I will apologize and thank them when Im able to calm down.

I like that you stopped to talk about EDs for a moment. People who have not experienced them themselves or with loved ones need to understand them more and know what to look for. I'm proud of you for talking about yours. I have BED and have been to treatment for it. It's a daily, sometimes hourly struggle, but recovery is truly worth it. Praying for anyone out there struggling. You are worth recovery! ❤️

Jay creating these mini music videos gives me life. What a guy.

I thought I was going to laugh this whole time but you're over here making me tear up. Thank you for caring for your followers.

Girl u make me cry with how nice you are, especially talking about ED's and idk I'm so happy you are giving this positive energy out to the world 🥰😍❤😍

I am dealing with a small case of ED, and what you said made me realize that I'm not alone. Thank you ❤

🎉❤🎉Thank you, thank you!😂😅😂 I so needed this and didn't even know it! In so many ways. My life has elements of drama in it that have absolutely zero % to do with myself. I am talking about the kind you hear about on the phone from a friend. It is coming to my attention that I might have the easy button version of drama, in my life. Your fantastic Kris🎉❤🎉

How different people suggest how to solve self-doubt: Therapists: Just except yourself Google: Daily affirmations Me: Watch literally the start of every Kallmekris video

10/10 for the musical number at the beginning, twas award winning material.

I LOVE Kris’s little pep talk, she so nice and funny and helps me a lot.

1:01 is my favorite 😂

"Those of you that do know, I'm sorry" -Kris

3:48 I've had 15 surgeries, and about to have my 16th. If you have to have a surgery, ask to have the 'happy juice' before the wheel you back to the operating room. You won't remember getting on the table. It hits you fast and hard lol.

I don’t have an Ed or don’t know anyone who does but kris’s speech about Ed’a made me cry my eyes out! ❤😢

Once again Kris you hit the nail on the head with that intro: I was fixing myself a snack when I realized I couldn’t do it without watching “content” so, from many alternatives, I selected Kallmekris & there you were, describing the EXACT aspect of the human condition to which I was being subjected.

Tysm Kris. I just am so thankful of you talking about ED. I used to,and still do, random body checks mainly on my stomach because I see myself as overweight and fat because my brother(s) used to taunt me about eating to much, I used to eat 2 small snacks a day and i lived off of it for months and became a bit underweight. I don't quite think that my story has to do with ED's, since I don't quite know much about them at all. But just thank you for telling us to get a snack, you're my fav UKpostsr and I couldn't ever say no to anything you'd ask us to do. If you asked us to get get a glass of water if we haden't already, then I'd go get a glass of water, maybe two, if you told us to go to sleep I'd turn my tablet/phone off and i'd lay in my bed until I fall asleep, if you told us to get a snack then I'd get two or three. You are my daily reminder to always keep on going no matter what i'm going through, we are here for you and you are here for us. You are pretty, kind, gentle, and just overall so nice. I love you so,so,so,so much Kris(not in a weird way though, as a best friend though) From: a person who admires you and wants to be alive just bc of your daily reminders of how important we are to you

Me and my nieces Payton and Sandra, love watching you Kris!! We love you!!

Around 8:45 I love how you went from Chad to a Russian accent, or whatever the heck that was 💀

I'm going through stuff so it really helped when you gave that speech 😭😊

Thank you for reading those confessions, it puts part of the functionality back in my family.

0:15 I was literally holding a snack when you said that 😂😂 ❤

3:51 I was put under to have a hernia repair surgery. I woke up after they had already cut me open. I remember yelling, "Who are ?"Where am I?" as I tried fighting the doctors and nurses. I also remember calming down as they began yelling I needed to calm down and they need to finish.

Your videos are literally my after work/before work videos for fun and "feel-good" feelings, and I am almost always eating when I watch them

Man your narrations are so immersive .. great Job !

Your Jennifer Coolidge voice on the colleges student is amazing.

I don't work in a hospital but I'm a nurse in a nursing home and I'm been bitten, hit, kicked, spat on, stabbed, threatened

I appreciate the Kris and Jay duo sooo much lol. Their combined humor makes for the best content. ALWAYS enjoying the Jay edits and pop ins. Also love the matching hair 😂

Just when I thought I couldn't love Jay any more, he inserts that awesome little piece and my heart swells even more.

3:16 she didn't do fight or flight but she did do fight and flight

God bless you, Kris. I love how you care about everyone. You've a true angel. Thanks for the smiles. ❤

love the ED awareness in this video. I've struggled and that made me smile you talked about it in one of your regular videos :)x

Kris. I’m crying 😭 I literally love you, you’re the best, it’s like a therapy session every time I watch you :)

I friggin love Jay's contributions so so much!

For Kris:your eyes are so beautiful today!🖤

13:45 kris you really made me start crying 💗 i needed this so much. you're such a sweet person and i love you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

it’s always a good day when kris uploads❤ you should sing more too lol, jays singing was incredible too 😂❤

14:55 Kris’s reaction was my favorite part of this video 😂😂😂🥰🥰

I've been watching both you and oompaville for years. Just wanted to say how cute it is that y'all got together. Your personalities mesh well, I'm happy you found each other and are doing well, it's beautiful ❤️

love the little song ❤❤❤

Kris That opening IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

I love KallMeKris's videos, and the best part about them is that you know its gonna start with a complement but in the most weirdest way but its still gonna flater you.

I laughed so hard at the end about going in, and it cutting halfway through the word in. Jay's editing is fucking stellar and your content is phenomenal.

Omg LOVE her song at the intro Soooo RELATABLE😂😂(love ur vids btw💜)

I can't say I'm afraid of having surgeries, just afraid of having people not believe me, when I say it's my head, and I need to see a doctor.

Bruh the editing is amazing i love it

I was 6 and i bit a dentist on a follow-up appointment who was taking yet more teeth out of my mouth. My mum was so outraged by his swearing she took me straight out of the surgery. Weeks later we found out he had been charged for taking unnecessary teeth out for money from patients for years! I may have lost 5 baby teeth but I'm so glad he got some baby justice.

Is it new to have the second part of the story blacked out while Kris replies to the beginning of the story?( 1:37 ) I LOVE IT!!!! It's nice to not be able to jump ahead

@14:00 This could be worse. At least she isn't saying she wishes her son was her boyfriend.

Bro you made me cry

Your bangs look so good! They frame your face beautifully! ❤

I've personally never dealt with ED (of either kind lol) but thanks for always being positive and encouraging Kris, I know there are people that needed to hear that

ME too!! PETRIFIED of needles..fainting and all the slapping docs when I was a kid!!!

Tw ED Kris saying it’s not worth it to restrict and stuff made me cry. I just ate and was struggling with the urge to purge and it made me cry because I really want to stop and it was smth I really needed to hear

Thank you chris for talking about EDs. I went from a binge/starve cycle disorder to full on taking laxatives everytime I felt to full. Im overweight and have been for some years and I just wanted to not hate what I saw in the mirror. It was only when my partner didn't understand where the money was going that I was found out and it was a relief to be caught. He knows the signs to look out for, he helps make sure ive eaten, he adds up calories properly because I always think theres more in things than there are. I'm still on my weightloss journey but I'm doing it healthily now; walking, weight lifting, not binging, and not punishing myself for having treats. Next week we travel to Amsterdam for our anniversary and I'm nervous about the trip going well but I'm not nervous about eating.

14:33 that's enough Internet for the day 😮😩😬

I’m HORRIFIED of needles and cry and feel faint every time I see them so I understand 🫶🏼

the song from jay every time it’s in a video it’s stuck in my mind all day 😭🤩😆❤️

OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR KRIS!!!

I'm in alaska and it's 7:38am this is the only thing I needed to start my morning :) thank you girlie ❤

So, I love going under. You never know what kind of me you get when I come out. I may forget speaking English, or I may completely forget my name and as a nurse who wakes me up what my name is very gently in basically childs voice. I also try to ask if they need hep with other patients, why I basically cant move because my feet are still are asleep. I basically become a mischief gremlin who wants to do stuff and start calling people just to say hi and send them GIFs and random meems.

I personally, ran away with the needle still in my arm around the clinic when I was about 4 years bawling my eyes out!