I know that's what I'd do with a billion dollars. but first I'd take a paycut and invest the many many millions of dollars I make each year back into my company. (and keep like, a million per year or whatever)

Considering 1% of 1 billion is enough to live a full lifespan in upper-class luxury without ever needing income of any kind... yeah. It's absurd that billionaires exist at all. A sane person would've retired hundreds of millions of dollars ago.

Once they have that much money power and control are the only thing that they want .

How would they make the next 5 billion if they did that?

Why would you live in the woods if you can buy luxury homes all over the world. If I was endlessly wealthy I would never stay in a place for more then a week. The whole world is your playground when money is not a thing to worry about any more

I wonder what percentage of overall wealth that adds up to

​@@dissonanceparadiddlemost of it, by far. Nearly all the world's wealth.

@@gwynbleidd1342 geez I can believe that

"As of November 2022, a combined value of 4.48 trillion U.S. dollars was held by billionaires living in the United States." Up from 2021 where it was 4.18 trillion.

Elon is good at ABSORBING the negative attention. He’s like the shitty guy president.

I think the former, at least the latter is contained to Cody's house

You say that like Zuckerberg isn't a Lovecraftian horror?

@@LadyDoomsinger maybe Minecraftian?

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Corncream R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

If it makes you feel any better it’s moved to the kitchen and is sentient enough to play badminton now

If you can, switch contractor companies to someone who values you more. Or... just gtfo of there life I did. If you want to screw over your boss and get that bag, purposely go slow to get overtime every day and refuse to let co-workers "rescue" you aka take packages off you. I used to be fast but was rewarded with more work within the same amount of time. Meanwhile, my older, wiser coworker would get 11 hours, 4 days a week and was getting paid more than me for being worse at her job. I should've copied her cuz Amazon sucks.

"All hat, no cattle" is the scientific term.

"K-Mart cowboy" is also acceptable, if a bit outdated.

Oh these type of people are usually around a lot of boys.

He's been around boys allrght...

Especially when you wear said hat backasswards.

He got actiblizz bought out for a shit ton of cash right as they were having stock troubles. I hate their games now, but he was VERY competent at what he was hired for.

Lmao if you follow Stephanie sterling, you’ll never run out of chances to critique the guy

Yeah Kotick won. He got Activision bought out for chunks of cash and the kick back he gets is ridiculous. His upcoming retirement is the good end for him. Now he can go and do whatever the heck else he wants.

​@@lauralorian6828I love the commander.

​@@1IGGthank god(s) for steph

They hate the government but will gladly suck off the people who actually want to violate their privacy and sell their data to other big corpos for cold hard cash...

Propaganda exists for a reason. It’s powerful and it works.

The American dream is the lie of avarice that they have been brainwashed into believing that the rich and powerful have used to keep them compliant.

Sadly I met a co-worker who likes Elon even with all the crap he has done.

@@datafoxy Oh, many Elon stans remain and they have hard copium walls to deal with the truth about him.

And his cousin Jandy Assy

​@@alakaniJandy Assy is the cuter, buffer one. He runs a production studio in Anaheim. You really wish he would bang you, until you learn he's been on Joe Rogan like 4 times

Speaking of Brennan Lee Mulligan, I feel like this corn cream bit rings some bells now that I've watched Fantasy High

​@@DewMan001and also has stock in several surveillance and armed security companies

@@ayyyyph2797 but he's so gorgeous and jacked and hairy though!!! Daddy Jandy, why you gotta do me like this?? :( :'(

F*** the CEOs

It’s crazy because “keeping quiet” just means keeping their abuse and toxicity localized or worse, silenced, instead of screeching it to the heavens like we’re used to from that Musk buffoon

They sure don't make em like they used to 😒 😂

Meh, I prefer pillow talk. If you're gonna fuck me I want you to 1) pull my hair and 2) tell me how high the interest on my student loan is.

Makes me wonder if people at large would still think Musk is an intelligent innovator and not a useless wastrel who got to where he is solely by getting lucky with daddy’s apartheid emerald mine fortune if only he’d have shut up.

There's no corn in corn cream.

Corn Cream is a translation from the original

Creamed corn is cream made from grinding up corns. Corn cream is made by milking the corns. Some people believe this makes corn cream more ethical, but I say there is no ethical way to exploit captive corns, which should be allowed to roam wild and free as nature intended.

I was actually wondering yesterday if they'd cleaned it up.

@@suchnothing indeed the emotion and truth of your beautiful statement has gotten me quite emotional. Just thinking about wild corn galloping across the Great Plains gives me chills. Thank you sir… thank you.

Anyone in tech support will develop a hatred of Windows. I know because I am one, and I've only been doing it for a year and I already hate that damn OS

well gates is a psychopath and psychopaths are just incapable of humanity doesnt mean theyre too stup!d to understand how to manipulate it though he knows EXACTLY what he's doing. "he gives so much though" not enough "hes only gonna give a million to each kid" should be zero "hes changed the world for the better" at only his whim and extremely lethargicly and ineffectively. fact is the us government and the un have FAR FAR FAR more experience and expertise at hunger and disease eradication. say what you want about both organisations, youre probably right, but without eother the world wouldnt only be FAR FAR FAR worse off but it would likely be an unmitigated hellhole of radiation, death, and destruction under the heel of ruzzia and/or china. america aint perfect and weve committed heinous unforgivable crimes but were doing and excellent job at mitigating war and suffering. we should be doing more but bill gates' foundation is nothing compared to what the us or un could do with even a fraction of it's money. cause it isnt just money, its also people and brains. and the us and the un dont f!%king miss when recruiting the brains cause if we did we'd all be dead right now. aid shouldbt come from the fickle behest of the rich. it should come from governemnts reined by the people. "windows made computers more consumer friendly" windows is neither the first and is FAR from the best consumer focused OS. b@stard just got lucky. like ALL rich people do. theyre not special or better than anyone else. theyre all just lucky.

im no expert but even i can tell that windows is barely held together by dreams, fairy dust, unicorn farts, and cheap duct tape. and each edition seems to just add more and more and more dumptrucks of bloat onto the already strained house of soggy unlamenated playing cards i mean just open the quick menu, settings, AND control panel. count the number of redundant functions and menus. ill wait. cause the number is really really big. problem isnt only the bloat its also microsoftpen!s' envy. they see android's MASSIVE MASSIVE dominance of everything more smart than a republican (which includes toasters and crockpots btw) and want windows to emulate android but their engineers can only do it superficially and clumisly. it emulates the look and some design elements but doesnt have any of the functionality, efficiency, simplicity, elegance, ect. there are so many games and heavy duty software that even an UNROOTED android can run so much better and at so much higher quality than any mid tier and maybe even a decent chunk of high tier desktops can do at 20x+ the wattage, cost, and waste. and you can completely forget a rooted flagship samsung tablet. my rooted samsung tab s8 ultra running desktop linux completely blows my 4070 i9 32gb RAM desktop from earth and all the way up god's a$$hole and out again. you need a freaking 4060 in a $1500+ system to run minecraft at max settings with shaders and everything else at 4k. at 40 FPS. meanwhile i can do all that on my old as f!%k note ten plus samsung running at 3400× 1440 and i WONT set the atmosphere on fire unlike my 4070 and its 1000 watt power plant will 🙄🙄🙄 god some pcs need more electricity than my entire f!%king kitchen on most days thats pathetic. it isnt about power. its about efficiency. and windows is a constantly starving whale.

​@@NikoJr.Why?

​@@NikoJr. lol i just started in tech support, whats up with windows?

He looks like his skin would feel like cold mashed potatoes to touch.

Like butt hair calling the dog shaggy

Did Cody legit just leave out UKposts's CEO just cause his videos go on UKposts? Depsite today literally being the day where adblockers have become 'truly ultra-illegal'?

@@slevinchannel7589 Well, he included Google CEO Sundar Pikachu. Google owns UKposts.

@@brokenrecord3095 Not enough, the hungry-massess scream

I'll see your "self-made millionaire" and raise you a "God blessed them".

Well, I'll see you both and raise y'all a "they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps"!

@@randibgood fold

This pot is too rich for me...

I raise the even worst one which is what they believe, “they’re the smartest people in the world”

Sheesh

Nah dude, News has to be injected intramuscularly because it's suspended in oil. I'm surprised you haven't died yet not knowing this

There's literally no way the corn cream could do a worse job than its human competitors, unless it starts to suck the actual hope out of infants with a twisty straw.

Huh, someone should get to designing "CORN 4 PREZ" stickers and pins then. Better sooner than later

MEAN Comment: Cody is quite ICKY. Katy comes across as a highly SILLY person. Both seem like EVIL people. The researchers and writers constantly do an NOT GOOD job dealing with EASY material. The graphics & editing work is always OKAY. And the sound effects in this episode were ICKY. BAD job to the entire team!

The show would not exist without the Title Monkey! Praise for the work of this behind the scenes team member is criminally lacking. Because the worker is definitely unpaid.

MEDIOCRE comment: Cody is ADEQUTE. Katy comes off as a highly SUFFICIENT person. Both seem like PEOPLE. The researchers and writers constantly do an NOT NOT GOOD job of dealing with SOME material. The graphics and editing work is always THERE. And the sound effects in this episode were LOUD. HAVE A NICE DAY to the entire team!

comment: Cody is. Katy comes across as a. Both seem like people. The researchers and writers constantly do a job dealing with material. The graphics & editing work is always and the sound effects in this episode were. A job to the entire team.

ent: ome. son. ple. ial. tch. ing. eam!

And if we make the turbo boomers heard enough tech jargon, their brains might hemorage and we can replace them with human beings

😆

I know you killed it though 💯 congrats on the new job

If they don’t hire u then they’re a bunch of spiders

@@Scroogsspiders are hard workers

I'm watching this as a palate cleanser after watching a discussion about Israel/Palestine. So glad Cody has our backs. Good work on the interview, I hope you get it!

Must be pretty brain poisoned by politics if a different political topic is your palate cleanser 😂😂 same tho

I wanted both of them to get punched, Zuck would destroy Musk, but he just needed to land one little measly punch for me to be happy, just one.

Well yeah, but I wouldn't be happy no matter who won, so the fight is useless for soothing my annoyance. Unless they somehow both lost......🤔

are you sure, it’s been four minutes

​@@thatoneguy9582 can't hear you, drowning in corn cream over here.

This my dude bruh. Cody shotty is the best.

Just call backs to older jokes in this episode :D

Whole episode's the bit.

If the content is good then they will watch the old videos and catch up the lore. I found this channel 6 months ago and went back and watched every video

The opinion the public holds about him and the standards we hold him to doesn't impact much until you know... we get a little bit of revolution action going

@@randomusername1735 why do you think he is learning karate. He is preparing for the purge. Well, that and the dozens of guards and the guns they will also have.

I'm curious are these contractor positions actually contractors that have multiple skills and oversee projects, or are they menial labour jobs made to sound important by calling them contractors. Less pay for a false status.

@@kencochrane2885 It's the latter. You see this for a lot of scientific roles (chemists, microbiologists, etc). Like OP said, the company employs them through a temp agency for sometimes years at a time. Typically, you aren't paid for holidays or vacation. It's not just 3M (though, I've been asked about working temp for them. By far, the worst job description I have ever heard), Bayer-Monsanto does this, Pfizer, Abbott as well probably hundreds of other companies in other industries.

According to the last Jimquisition, Nintendo does the same as well.

@@kencochrane2885 It's not about making them sound important, contractors just don't get the same benefits or legal protections as proper employees. Companies are legally allowed to screw you over harder if they call you a contractor, even if you are for all intents and purposes an employee.

@@kencochrane2885 It's to skirt labor laws. But also yes, it's meant to make people in some of these necessary, grindy, often risky jobs sound like they're more respected as if it's two companies coming to a negotiation when really they're just seasonal workers. If it's highly skilled or specialized labor they call it consultancy and hire independent consultants or consulting firms, you know, expensive seasonal workers that can at least afford health insurance because of the premium on their labor.

*Avoision

When I used to sell drugs, I still paid my taxes. So long as you're not caught in the act of selling drugs, they can't prosecute you, but if they ever find out you didn't pay all your taxes, it's straight to prison. If homeless drug dealers can pay their taxes, billionaires can pay their fucking taxes. EDIT: The IRS will not rat you out for paying taxes on illicit earnings. They just want your money. I highly recommend just giving them the money.

@@NovaPaxYou didn’t have good lawyers / CPAs finding you the loopholes. That’s where you went wrong!

​@@NovaPaxlol you don't come across criminals as wiley as you very often. Tax evasion is very easy to prove, unlike most crimes. There was a stamp tax on marijuana in Minnesota, while it was strictly banned, I only heard of one other person who would go pay for the tax on their drugs.

It’s a distinction without a difference

And we mean that as a compliment

Yep, that's the world we live in

You're Not Funny. None of your friends or family in real life thinks of you as "that funny guy/gal".

Perhaps if he didn't want to have devil horns on the internet, perhaps he shouldn't have done the sexual assault.

I think you mean 305 hour long one.

A friendly reminder that Cody hides all the revenue he makes to hide the fact that is actually part of the rich.

@@airlesscanvas6425 Why are you making it sound like Cody hoards all of the money for himself lmao? Assuming their average Patreon sub is paying $15 (probably much lower tbh), with the 6668 patrons they currently have, they'd make ~100k gross. Patreon + CC processing fees will typically eat up 5-12% of that and taxes in Cali will likely take another 30%, so they could reasonably be making like ~60k per month through Patreon alone. That's obviously a ton for a single person, but they're paying writers, editors, researchers, directors, etc. to produce extremely long and well-researched on a very consistent and quick schedule. After you account for salaries, production costs, equipment, and everything else that goes into video production, it's very easy to see where this money goes. Also, just to be clear, even if none of the money they received went back into producing the show in any way (which is a completely braindead take btw) and they just hoarded it all for themselves, framing them "as part of the rich" as if millionaires have anywhere near the amount of impact or influence as billionaires do is stupid. Even if Cody was getting the full 100k every month, it would take him over 800 years to get to just one billion dollars. Elon's net worth is currently 230 billion lol.

​@@airlesscanvas6425everyone hides their revenue. Vaush makes low 6 figures so I assume these people make similar. They also live in Cali so cant afford to own their own home.

Probably closer to the election

​@@mars7304I imagine this would be one of the longer episodes too so it probably needs more time. I'm don't even live in the US, I'm South American and I'm a little afraid, I fear for what an authoritarian extremist government with the biggest military in the world can do.

Project 2025 sounds omnious.

@@bluester7177 I’m swedish and nervous about it

Leeja Miller (actual lawyer) did a video. It is terrifying.

X-crement

X-plicit content?

These are all great and should be used to fit the situation. People who get banned are X-cited and have to X-sit for a month etc. Endless fun!😊

That is giving way too much credit to the ‘X’ branding and almost makes it sound cool. We want to remind people how stupid everything Elon has done is.

@@Camo1177 I really wish he would just sell the name Twitter back to Jack Dorsey so that Twitter can be ran by somebody who isn't an absolute moron. Then Blue Sky can become Twitter and hopefully end the stupid invitation requirement.

Come on! If you as a billionaire let your employees make more money they'll just give that money to the _other_ billionaires! So it's bad business.

actual unpopular opinion, in a lot of circles, which is pretty sad.

That's not how evolution works.

No, it just saps whatever humanity you had. There's a reason why so many sociopaths and psychopaths are CEOs or business executives.

​@@buttskullxThere's more than one definition of "evolve." I don't think they mean it in the scientific sense, but rather referring to the idea of growing as a person, I guess? I mean, I don't think there should be other definitions, as it just confuses people about what evolution actually is, but that doesn't change the fact that these other definitions do exist.

​​@@Mythraenmost words have multiple meanings and usages, what confuses people is the shitty education most of us get.

John Oliver fan detected

For a larger company it may become necessary to have a CEO. Even a cooperative corporation like Mondragon has a CEO (although they are appointed by the Governing Council elected by the General Assembly of Worker-Members instead of a Board of Directors elected by a group of rich and powerful shareholders). For smaller companies, and small business units within a larger company, autonomous and democratic decision-making is feasible and a CEO is entirely unnecessary.

Specifically, to clean up a mess that big, Cody'll need 40-60 feral hogs

Plenty of 'em. It's delusion.

Shit really got lore

I wish you a fast recovery.

@@kappadarwin9476 thank you, in doing better every day

This ~{♡.♡}~

CEOs r dirty dogs

That is to say, Facebook treated me much better than how Google treated their contractors.

Especially if you find ways to tie in old episodes with still relevant messaging. Your channels zany story gimmick's like interdimensional Codys make for the perfect lore fodder. That if referenced properly could make the viewers and theorists watch those older videos.

⁠@@roaldpageOKAY so this is crazy but I’m loving it. Keep up the good work Roald

Was just thinking the exact same thing

They probably saw that he visibly didn’t like drinking it and they subtly implied he didn’t have to but he merits doing it because he’s a champion

How else is he going to get all his daily vitamins and minerals along with a free trial of vitamin D?

Anyone know how it taste?

I'd venture to say it tastes like Kratom. Looks closest to it. If that's the case, it tastes like Shrek's swamp sauteed in ball-sweat. @@kappadarwin9476