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Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'

"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ" they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg

"i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now

I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could

I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage

“Virgins for lives despite the wives” quote on quote Danny and Drew

I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.

i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story

*"warning: suicide and sex scene"* "THEY GAVE IT AWAY!" wattpad basically

Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense

i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.

Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad

"Virgins for lives despite the wives" We got Boy Defined right here

the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital

The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀

My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura

GO LOGAN GO AWAY *later at the suicide hospital* “MR PAIL STOP VLOGGING THE DEAD BODIES” she roared

Considering how quickly Danny recovers from his suicide attempt, I have to assume that the balcony he jumped off of was on the ground floor

influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing

Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears “LOGAN PAAAIL?!”

Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece

"Jacki" is clearly an idealised version of the author, bless her

Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s

The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all UKpostsrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-UKpostsr friends or family. 🤣

My favourite character is “Hen” the butler

Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other

"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that

I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react UKpostsr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.

Meanwhile, in *chigaco* Meanwhile, in *coastal rica* *“LOGAN PAIL?!”* Called *011*

*danny gets drew pregnant* dr: well looks like youre.... gregnant

It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.

the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.

i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take

why is no one talking about “denny stromed around the house” i lose my shit every time

I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time

drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever

I love how absolutely nothing has been planned. Not the wedding, or the engagement, the sentence structure

How to get out of any kidnapping: “I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LOVED THEM”

I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold

The characters in this beautiful story: Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony. Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second. Logan Paul: A UKpostsr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch. Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything. Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler. The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office. H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!

Y'all know the neighbor Jackie is actually the 13 year old who wrote this fanfic

I love how Drew is, like, genuinely shocked when they find out the Danny isn’t the father of his fictional baby..

I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.

Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!

They got from "Chigaco" to "Coastal Rica" pretty damn fast.

I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.

EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny

this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece

FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.

I need a sequel with a love triangle when Amanda returns from Afghanistan

I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference

hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away

I shouldn't have laughed at "Suicide Hospital"

Honestly a missed opportunity for the word "Greg-nant"

can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.

"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭

“warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀

you can tell from the over-description of the neighbour that she's a self insert of what the author wants to be

Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this 3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once 4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D” 5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype” 6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point 7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ” 7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00) 8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY” 9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!” 9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers 9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!” 10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment 11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!” 11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco” 12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video” 13:06: D e n n y 13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“ 14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”* Edit: 14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹” 15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones** 15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀) 15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment 15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???” 16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office” 16:47: “to be continue” 17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment 18:47: “the prest” 19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”

As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.

Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other UKpostsrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior

You’ve heard of Panic! At the Disco Now get ready for *Flinch! At the Suicide Hospital*

the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.

I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?

Love how you can feel the self-insert as soon as you find out she has “big purple eyes”

So many iconic moments came just from this one video.. “LOGAN PAIL”, “coastal rica”, “chigaco”, “drew!! you’re a horse!!” just to name a few lmao

Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.

I'm formally requesting that someone makes a fanfic from Amanda's perspective about her journey in Afghanistan.

still confused about why drew was kidnapped and then just returned and they never brought it up again

"Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.

My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.

we're all just going to skim over the fact that danny proposed to drew in a suicide hospital

they are gregnant.

Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend

Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i have testicular cancer

Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding

is no one gonna notice that Danny had a heart attack through this whole fanfic.

Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉

I watch this documentary every night before bed

you can see on danny's face how uncomfortable he feels during the scene where it describes him and logan making out , he HAD to joke about them wiggling on the couch to break the awkwardness

Not enough people are talking about Jackie and her self insert

There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.

"What are your pronouns?" "man/husband"

okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”

I feel like whoever wrote this typed this as fast as they could because they didn't want their parents to catch them writing this... masterpiece

this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet

It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him

But more importantly where is the spin off series about Amanda in Afghanistan

i want a spin-off about amanda saving laura in afghanistan

i still cannot believe drew and danny read their own mpreg

“Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?

Hen deserved more screentime in this story.

Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped

5 years later and i still think about "meanwhile in Coastal Rica"

“Hope you’re all having a great 2019” I did, man I fucking did

amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*

My 2 ideal places for vacation: 1: Chigaco 2: Costal Rica

i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video