the video your dad shares on his facebook wall

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Gus Johnson

Gus Johnson

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i'm about to learn ya
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in this video i sit in the car and eat toothpicks
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

КОМЕНТАРІ: 974
@stoneskipper3047
@stoneskipper3047 Рік тому
There is something alarming about how subtly accurate every individual topic is
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Very subtle
@82ndmi
@82ndmi Рік тому
got to finish painting the bathroom before rebba was a little too on the nose
@No_Tutorial
@No_Tutorial Рік тому
Yes! They’re talking points without being talking points
@grantadamson3478
@grantadamson3478 Рік тому
@@bringme1kscrubscribers10 And quite disturbing.
@onceinawhile7
@onceinawhile7 Рік тому
And the transition from one subject to the other 😂
@itsgaylej
@itsgaylej Рік тому
The way you can make a two minute video feel like ten minutes of nonsense just like those videos my grandpa shares…is absolutely magical.
@hellafastveryfast
@hellafastveryfast Рік тому
A true UKposts moment
@oliver6287
@oliver6287 Рік тому
Gus will get it back guys I promise😅😢🤞
@yachtman87
@yachtman87 Рік тому
love your grandpa
@henrythebananaboy
@henrythebananaboy Рік тому
@@yachtman87 hello
@joshua.recovers
@joshua.recovers Рік тому
This comment set and met my expectations for this video.
@kerthwack8470
@kerthwack8470 Рік тому
Can't believe I saw this before my dad. Patiently awaiting him to share this on his facebook wall.
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
I think he will one day share it but if not at least you saw it
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Bruh
@hownottoadult1014
@hownottoadult1014 Рік тому
Show dominance and share it first to him
@dalegribble9697
@dalegribble9697 Рік тому
Fam
@LazarusIsBackBaby
@LazarusIsBackBaby Рік тому
He'll be out of jail in a few years, I'm sure he'll have a good laugh
@TheTalentlessWriter
@TheTalentlessWriter Рік тому
I wanna send this to my dad and hopefully he doesn’t see the title and just says “That’s what I’ve been trynna tell people”
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 Рік тому
He's been saying it all along but nobody would listen to him. Poor man.
@GrahamThatDog
@GrahamThatDog Рік тому
Cool
@sleepypancake6844
@sleepypancake6844 Рік тому
download it as a file then send that
@crimson90
@crimson90 Рік тому
Eat your cereal.
@seekingfurtherlight34
@seekingfurtherlight34 Рік тому
Hahaha
@willbridge3433
@willbridge3433 Рік тому
Crazy how so many words were said but I can't remember a single thing that came out of his mouth apart from those toothpicks
@sepioify
@sepioify Рік тому
Doors? Walmart? Folks?…
@YodaWasSith
@YodaWasSith Рік тому
Just like the content he's parodying, it's eerie how accurate he is even in that aspect!
@sonyblank1487
@sonyblank1487 Рік тому
They'll lock you up!
@maxdoles5806
@maxdoles5806 6 місяців тому
Probably because he doesn't make a coherent statement the entire time.
@jimmyjams962
@jimmyjams962 Рік тому
One take...? I know it doesn't seem like much but the talent it takes to "ramble" like this while being in complete control the entire time is _immense._ Get Hollywood on the phone.
@joestrat2723
@joestrat2723 Рік тому
SNL should scoop this shit up.
@_GreenShadow_
@_GreenShadow_ Рік тому
Lmao he works in Hollywood
@NarWhat
@NarWhat Рік тому
@@joestrat2723 then maybe SNL would be funny for once lmao
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 Рік тому
@@_GreenShadow_ Would explain some of his more seedy behavior with personal relations
@_GreenShadow_
@_GreenShadow_ Рік тому
@@LordVader1094 I was not aware of any such seedy behavior. Where might I find out more information?
@PaintingWinterMusic
@PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому
Gus has mastered the art of being a dad. The perfect amount of going off on random tangents, being annoyed at everything, etc.
@PaintingWinterMusic
@PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому
My dad's not like this, but Gus plays the role convincingly well with all the hand gestures and facial expressions and toothpicks. Also, shameless plug, I'm hoping some of you might like the music that I make ... :)
@leftblank
@leftblank Рік тому
Theres irony in this comment saying he’s mastered the art of being a dad I feel is being lost on Americans so as a European I’m here to point it out. You’re welcome.
@Mr6Sinner
@Mr6Sinner Рік тому
@@leftblank wut
@Mr6Sinner
@Mr6Sinner Рік тому
@@Max-me9ol I understand the dad part with respect to past events. What I don’t understand is how this has any relevance to the continent where someone is located.
@cerspence
@cerspence Рік тому
Would be hyped if my dad posted a vid of Gus on Facebook
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
I would too but Idk if that will happen
@chiriviscospower
@chiriviscospower Рік тому
Same here
@micahphilson
@micahphilson Рік тому
This simultaneously feels totally scripted and masterfully improv'ed, and he performs it so perfectly I have no idea which it is!
@Antrikshy
@Antrikshy Рік тому
It could be improv + practice. I wonder how many takes this took...
@matthewsawczyn6592
@matthewsawczyn6592 Рік тому
The media isn't ready to handle the truth he's preaching 😤
@ATJ253
@ATJ253 Рік тому
Each toothpick marks an increase in country-ness
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Real country fr fr
@donaldbenjamin6358
@donaldbenjamin6358 Рік тому
I appreciate that he's not trying to step on anyone's toes, very thoughtful
@abelq8008
@abelq8008 Рік тому
Well you could get locked up for it.
@gay.god.666
@gay.god.666 10 місяців тому
@@abelq8008shhh ya kent say dat der phase no more
@jonaskruger1903
@jonaskruger1903 Рік тому
It hurts how real that feels compared to the actual thing...
@m1cmufin712
@m1cmufin712 Рік тому
Absolutely lost it at the “today is January 6th, and we’re getting trough them doors” 💀💀
@drunkmike6364
@drunkmike6364 4 місяці тому
that was the kicker right there. 😂
@djsoundwave12
@djsoundwave12 Рік тому
Gus Gimmadome of the Gimsdale Gimmadome
@berto1706
@berto1706 Рік тому
As a German who normally doesnt have any problems understanding even the weirdest english accents I have to say I didnt get a single word of what he just said.
@smokill91
@smokill91 Рік тому
Hans reich mir die Wurst😁
@MP-tz2yn
@MP-tz2yn Рік тому
time to shape up Kraut, this is your version of the trials that Anglophones go through when trying to understand the Swiss/Austrian accents!
@kristajones7202
@kristajones7202 Рік тому
There's a helpful transcript under the description
@mistermist634
@mistermist634 Рік тому
I have to say I am a German too and I understood him quite well, but I watch a lot of Westerns, country interviews and stuff like that.
@jacobjones4766
@jacobjones4766 Рік тому
Its an ectremely exaggerated accent but there are rural Americans that do sound like this
@lavastrawberries
@lavastrawberries Рік тому
It really is a talent to talk so much and say so little.
@Cas_55
@Cas_55 Рік тому
"They're gonna suppress this". (108 million views)
@clayel1
@clayel1 Рік тому
“The date is january 6th… we’re getting through them doors” 😅😅
@F40_LM
@F40_LM Рік тому
Gus is genuinely funny bc I have family from Wisconsin and it's hilarious how he does these things
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Go packers
@superkingoftacos2920
@superkingoftacos2920 Рік тому
I'm so sorry to hear that
@dalegribble9697
@dalegribble9697 Рік тому
Would you think he's funny outside Wisconsin?
@ForcedMemes
@ForcedMemes Рік тому
He seems very knowledgeable
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
That's because he is
@Techno_2301
@Techno_2301 Рік тому
The ending took such a turn 😂 Amazing job considering this one done in one take Gus!
@EddieBergman
@EddieBergman Рік тому
I'm not an American, so I don't get what he is referring to with the ending?
@mrmunchkin2181
@mrmunchkin2181 Рік тому
@@EddieBergman The January 6th insurrection that happen in America.
@EddieBergman
@EddieBergman Рік тому
@@mrmunchkin2181 ahh gotcha, I didn't remember that it happened on a January 6th. Thanks
@terozontondu
@terozontondu Рік тому
@@EddieBergman The attack on the capital building
@Uncle_Jacob
@Uncle_Jacob Рік тому
@@mrmunchkin2181 insurrection? LoL
@harrytodhunter5078
@harrytodhunter5078 Рік тому
The toothpick control on this man is commendable
@Shane_anigans_
@Shane_anigans_ Рік тому
The art of talking while saying nothing is strong in him & those toothpicks 🤌🏼
@hexxic8902
@hexxic8902 Рік тому
Always appreciate some southern wisdom
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Hes a smart hard working american Patriot
@terozontondu
@terozontondu Рік тому
ah yes the south Americas beacon of wisdom
@sensudubs4421
@sensudubs4421 Рік тому
I thought he was gonna forget the whole "see you at the capitol" bit from the other video but he nailed it right at the end XD
@AllProFW
@AllProFW Рік тому
The sequel we never knew we needed!
@bringme1kscrubscribers10
@bringme1kscrubscribers10 Рік тому
Sequel to what?
@AllProFW
@AllProFW Рік тому
@@bringme1kscrubscribers10 he uploaded a video like this but it’s when your mom shares a video. It came out like last year.
@acrossthevioletsky
@acrossthevioletsky Рік тому
@@bringme1kscrubscribers10 His video called the funny video your mom shares on her facebook wall
@sagiefruchter3813
@sagiefruchter3813 Рік тому
Just what I was thinking!
@nocta2121
@nocta2121 Рік тому
This skit is genuinely extremely well done that's crazy. How can you go on so fast so accurately on so many subjects while also having a perfect tempo on the toothpicks ? Art
@tarynisthunder9075
@tarynisthunder9075 Рік тому
It’s like when you type all the suggested words on your keyboard, and send an entire essay to your friends just made up of random words
@nathana5549
@nathana5549 Рік тому
The fact he didn't turn his phone sideways to make the video makes it even more realistic
@polycatmagic1236
@polycatmagic1236 Рік тому
This is _literally_ what it felt like reading any of the school-wide emails at my college. Lots of words and nothing said. 😂
@Aidanxme
@Aidanxme Рік тому
they really don’t teach you this in schools… truly inspiring
@neilgoldberg547
@neilgoldberg547 Рік тому
That there's spittin facts. Man I've never heard a man communicate so elegantly and clearly before. Must be the toothpicks.
@PrematureBurger
@PrematureBurger Рік тому
I have yet to fully grasp the fact that Gus is secretly every stereotypical person in the world all at once
@nerdexproject
@nerdexproject Рік тому
The fact he plays his role this accurately is a bit scary😅 But nailed it Gus!
@Cyranek
@Cyranek Рік тому
not used to seeing gus out of character like this
@lillyschwab1250
@lillyschwab1250 Рік тому
I understand most of the words he was saying and the message was clear. Dads need to get the hell off Facebook
@courtneyisaseagull
@courtneyisaseagull Рік тому
Genius. Always love your videos, Gus!
@DiffeRantJeff
@DiffeRantJeff Рік тому
the second toothpick deserves all the praise in the world at once.
@someguy8156
@someguy8156 Рік тому
Wow that was a little too real. Almost felt like visiting the family again.
@hm9188
@hm9188 Рік тому
Concise and straight to the point I love it☺️
@Danloreee
@Danloreee Рік тому
Gus talking like someone skipping through a video.
@burninsherman1037
@burninsherman1037 Рік тому
Saying so much without saying a thing. Gus has truly given us a masterclass in acting with this powerful performance of "dad in the truck with a phone", a character we all know so well brought to life in such a tangible, passionate way. Beautiful! Bellissimo!
@ShakraShakra
@ShakraShakra Рік тому
Doug Dimadome lookin ahh hat
@ObjectionHearsay-jj6tu
@ObjectionHearsay-jj6tu Рік тому
He’s so clear with his words. Beautifully worded Gus
@bahamut_the_warrior
@bahamut_the_warrior Рік тому
The way he keeps casually shoving the toothpicks in the corners of his mouths like we don’t notice. D’ow, paw always was addicted to anything with wood in it…
@three-bark1928
@three-bark1928 Рік тому
My favorite detail is how he has a tangent within the tangent, so then he has to get back on the topic of the tangent with the "that's fine" then do it again to get back to the actual topic.
@chikitabowow
@chikitabowow Рік тому
With comments like "Glad someone is still saying it like it is 🙏🙏" under it but with the most random spelling mistakes you could imagine
@RadarHawk
@RadarHawk Рік тому
You know the skit is accurate when you're annoyed by it even when you know it's a skit. Sitting here like "Is there a rest stop between here and the fucking point?"
@JellyKidBiz
@JellyKidBiz Рік тому
This is one of the main reasons I moved away from the south.
@harmschmitz233
@harmschmitz233 Рік тому
This is one of the highest quality things I have seen in a long time. Thanks!
@EricGranata
@EricGranata Рік тому
Gus is an observational genius.
@bloveridge6287
@bloveridge6287 Рік тому
The way he just keeps putting more and more toothpicks in his mouth is hilarious
@cartervanmeter
@cartervanmeter Рік тому
Comments found on your Dad's post: -Nice to see some people still have common sense. -We didn't know how good we had it. -Because people today have no respect!!!!! SAD
@PridesClutch44
@PridesClutch44 Рік тому
Classic. Maybe one of the most accurate impressions I’ve seen in some time. Hysterical.
@lemonycrawdad4950
@lemonycrawdad4950 Рік тому
Absolute banger Gus
@spazzymgee654
@spazzymgee654 Рік тому
This was nothing but talent to keep it going that long. You have a gift and I'm glad you don't use it misinforming father's.
@sambrainard3487
@sambrainard3487 Рік тому
The creativity of these videos is unmatched.
@stephk1970
@stephk1970 Рік тому
It's the the two toothpicks that did it for me
@MechThumbs
@MechThumbs Рік тому
Dude this is so professional .OMG, the timing, the perfect representation of every video on facebook, tictock, what have ya. You did amazing work here dude. I laughed soo hard
@BensonBoy2019
@BensonBoy2019 Рік тому
Occasionally they'll start with a “I just got out of Facebook jail”.
@realBattIe
@realBattIe Рік тому
I love it when he told us his southern wisdom. So wise, could not tell you what he said!
@masonaustin8783
@masonaustin8783 Рік тому
i love the mom video from a few years back that one was so freaking funny, stay cool gus
@joestrat2723
@joestrat2723 Рік тому
That was absolutely brilliant! Loved it Gus!
@heroino89
@heroino89 Рік тому
This made me feel the perfect amount of "What a friendly stranger" and "I want to get off this ride".
@tfortears
@tfortears Рік тому
Accidentally played this at 2x speed and I would argue it just makes it funnier
@17th_Colossus
@17th_Colossus Рік тому
Same xD
@MichaelWilliams-xs1cf
@MichaelWilliams-xs1cf Рік тому
I am so glad I turned on notifications absolute gold.
@michaelburgess3524
@michaelburgess3524 Рік тому
I have a mate from Texas. I'm not gonna lie when he starts to ramble, that this is EXACTLY how he sounds like, and most of the time, I space out.
@AskewCow
@AskewCow Рік тому
How does he manage to look 16, 36 and 66 at the same time.
@AskewCow
@AskewCow Рік тому
Thanks for the likes 😊
@justslightly7794
@justslightly7794 Рік тому
Hahah
@Name-dr7xo
@Name-dr7xo Рік тому
The hat and flannel makes it
@Aplyie
@Aplyie Рік тому
THIS IS SO TRUE OMG!! This is the most accurate video ever.
@Troller1252
@Troller1252 Рік тому
Another tough watch, thanks Gus!
@92clintonr
@92clintonr Рік тому
Well darnit Gus now you're just flexin on us. This was far too good.
@alexanderrao9482
@alexanderrao9482 Рік тому
the fact that he never gets to the point
@Kermie__
@Kermie__ Рік тому
The toothpicks 💀
@simonghoul3602
@simonghoul3602 Рік тому
this is perfectly on point
@Thailandian
@Thailandian Рік тому
when you got so much to say but you can't say it
@serjeantpepper2986
@serjeantpepper2986 Рік тому
Man's killing me with those toothpicks 🤣 and that twist at the end 💀
@Stormin_Norman_1066
@Stormin_Norman_1066 Рік тому
You know I wasn’t too sure by the first toothpick- but by the third toothpick he had me…
@gracepeterson8074
@gracepeterson8074 Рік тому
I've probably watched this at least 5 times now. It never gets old. Lol.
@sethdoss8731
@sethdoss8731 Рік тому
I was just mesmerized by how many toothpicks Gus was able to make that one toothpick into...
@rabbit_holed
@rabbit_holed Рік тому
Damnit Gus. So accurate it’s stupid. You either do insane amount of research and multiple takes or just have unfettered raw damn talent. And I’m Minnesotan so, I’m naturally critical to your kind.
@awesomeanimeandmusicselect2058
@awesomeanimeandmusicselect2058 Рік тому
Lmao, glad to have you back
@permartelleur
@permartelleur Рік тому
This latest one from you is probably one of my favorits. 😊
@briekastner
@briekastner Рік тому
The way he just kept talking 😂😭 put me in a trance - yes of course I’ll “care” react and share
@Daniel_Martin98
@Daniel_Martin98 Рік тому
January 6th was the most American thing to happen this decade
@ericvaughn1126
@ericvaughn1126 Рік тому
Rapid. Fire. Well done. Tons of words without saying anything.
@DrakeMagnum
@DrakeMagnum Рік тому
This is an incredible performance Gus. It's really funny, but also damn top tier. They need to show this clip in acting classes across this nation.
@TwinzLP
@TwinzLP Рік тому
2x speed is pretty good
@fadn4
@fadn4 Рік тому
The seamless toothpick transitions without breaking speech pattern is high level dexterity I’d say world record pace even
@your--mother
@your--mother Рік тому
Pure poetry
@rayman505
@rayman505 Рік тому
Really hard to see this as accurate. You really should have used more toothpicks, 9.5/10 sketch
@connordean9346
@connordean9346 Рік тому
The periodically adding more toothpicks to your mouth is the best part lmao
@hahchachachaspicy349
@hahchachachaspicy349 Рік тому
Funniest walrus I've ever seen
@JerichoJosh1
@JerichoJosh1 Рік тому
We need more of this character. MORE, I SAY!
@mikeysrose
@mikeysrose Рік тому
To anyone who has never had to grade writing from college freshmen: sometimes it's like this.
@InsightfulZen
@InsightfulZen Рік тому
As the video was playing I was like "damn how does it get better from this?" And then it kept getting better and better. I was cackling by the end 😂
@fancyultrafresh3264
@fancyultrafresh3264 Рік тому
I genuinely believe this is a brilliant summarization of Mr. Johnson’s comedic genius.
@Brodoof
@Brodoof Рік тому
the spiritual sequel I didn't know I needed
@thecole_
@thecole_ Рік тому
The odds that he probably just improved this entire things is amazing
@Innuya
@Innuya Рік тому
Ok, that was genuinely amazing. Didn't know a human could have that kind of lung capacity.
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