The Worst Pirates You've Never Heard Of

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The concept of the pirate life is one that has fascinated children and adults alike for generations. It's the idea of pure unadulterated freedom, living free from the shackles of responsibility, regulation, and reality. On a lone vessel dancing along the waves of a vast ocean, the world is truly your oyster, and the possibilities are endless! This swashbuckling fantasy has been fueled time and time again by classics like Pirates of the Caribbean in the early 2000s, Treasure Island in the late 1800s, and A General History of the Pyrates in the early 1700s. So considering how impactful the pirate genre has been on the greater populace, it might come as a shock to learn that our understanding of real pirate history is relatively meager. That last listed classic, A General History of the Pyrates by Captain Charles Johnson, remains one of our most primary sources for pirate history during the Golden Age, a novel which we know to have exaggerated and stretched the truth for sensational effect. While unfortunate, it does make sense that accurate recordings of the true history of piracy are scarce given the criminal and elusive nature of pirates themselves. One isn't really an efficient criminal by making their personal information as known as possible. Combine that with the fact that most pirates came from poverty and low social status, and the fact that many primary court documents have been lost to time, it makes sense that this history can be hard to accurately map and result in much speculation. In this video, much speculation must be made to connect the dots we have about Stede Bonnet's life for example. Naturally, this can lead to inaccurate assumptions, so with that in mind I tried my best to choose language carefully when telling this story. Take note of the numerous sentences initiated with, "It's believed" for some insight into when speculations are made.
The illusiveness of pirate history feeds into the fantasy. After all, these were criminals, and if we could go back in time and ask them, we'd find many of them wouldn't choose this way of life if given the choice. The story of piracy is the story of class struggle, with rare exceptions like Bonnet aside, the lowest rungs of society were the ones who populated the pirate ranks. Poor sailors who lost their livelihood, impressment victims seeking freedom, privateers losing their state-backed support, and those with nowhere to turn but the sea were the ones who became pirates. It's a position born out of struggle and poverty, the same struggle that can be seen with the Somali pirates in the modern day. In essence, they are no different than the glorified pirates of the Caribbean: disadvantaged victims of society merely doing what they can to survive.
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@BlueJayYT
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@Randohandle55748
@Randohandle55748 Місяць тому
I wanna a Part 2
@Randohandle55748
@Randohandle55748 Місяць тому
Can you make a video on some atheist hijinks?
@M.R.Assist
@M.R.Assist Місяць тому
Bravo
@AnimeFan-ot7bu
@AnimeFan-ot7bu Місяць тому
Yes i would love a part two
@thorn8988
@thorn8988 Місяць тому
Awesome video! As usual. You should do a video on Thomas Cochrane! Lots of funny material in that story considering he beat up everyone with the smallest ships, was never payed what he was owed and he would just take what was owed, making enemies everywhere. He also liberated a bunch of South American countries. Annnd again took what was owed when they didnt pay up.
@colonelhammerhead3025
@colonelhammerhead3025 Місяць тому
"You are by far the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
@M.R.Assist
@M.R.Assist Місяць тому
"But you have heard of me"
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 Місяць тому
Aw, you beat me to it
@emanggitulah4319
@emanggitulah4319 Місяць тому
Ayee
@TheNecronCryptek
@TheNecronCryptek Місяць тому
@@M.R.Assistbastard I wanted to do that
@theveazel13
@theveazel13 Місяць тому
@@TheNecronCryptek I came here just to do that as well
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 Місяць тому
"Hung around awkwardly like an engineer at... well, name pick any social setting." I feel personally attacked.
@auntykriest
@auntykriest Місяць тому
Yet you didn't say he's wrong. 😯
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply Місяць тому
Yes, but the beauty is with just the back of a napkin you can work out exactly HOW attacked you are. The rest of us just have to guess at it.
@afjer
@afjer Місяць тому
Same but it's kinda true though...
@sirneko1278
@sirneko1278 Місяць тому
..dang, same man, same
@lman6920
@lman6920 Місяць тому
11:55
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Місяць тому
Fun fact: the somali pirates have a semi functional stock market, where you can sponsor crews or even individual missions, and get a share of the profit from it. There is a story circulating on an elderly woman become unreasonably rich after she sponsored a crew with enough funds to buy a single RPG which they've used to intimidate a large cargo ship into surrender.
@paulabrahamse1135
@paulabrahamse1135 Місяць тому
Here, RPG = rocket-propelled grenade Sorry nerds, you're not getting rich from roleplaying games.
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Місяць тому
@@paulabrahamse1135 now I'm imagining them threatening the cargo ship that they'll install Skyrim into their nav computer
@Curt_Sampson
@Curt_Sampson Місяць тому
@@paulabrahamse1135 Actually "RPG" is taken from РПГ (Ручной Противотанковый Гранатомёт, Ruchnoy Protivotankovy Granatomyot), meaning "handheld anti-tank grenade launcher."
@tylerepperson830
@tylerepperson830 Місяць тому
Where do I sign up
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Місяць тому
@@Curt_Sampson Actually you're both right. As you say, the shortcut originates from the Russian weapons, but the modified English version of the shortcut is adopted as a weapon classification.
@darklordofsword
@darklordofsword Місяць тому
Ngl, i was expecting a list of lesser-known pirates, not "the true story that inspired "Our Flag Means Death".
@derekw4836
@derekw4836 Місяць тому
I didn't even realize that "Our Flag Means Death" was inspired by a true story
@Pankkeli
@Pankkeli Місяць тому
@@derekw4836it’s crazy how true to the known facts the show is considering how crazy the plot is
@darklordofsword
@darklordofsword Місяць тому
@@Pankkeli yeah, it basically just amped up the romance and made things a bit more overtly silly.
@Pankkeli
@Pankkeli Місяць тому
@@darklordofsword and delightfully gay
@willp2906
@willp2906 Місяць тому
Probably my personal favorite Somali pirate story is the time that Somali pirates boarded and captured a North Korean cargo ship, the Dai Hong Dan. While the crew was captured, they managed to get a distress signal out while biding their time. Their distress signal was picked up by a US Navy destroyer, the USS James E. Williams, which dispatched teams to secure the vessel. At the same time, the North Korean crew attacked their captors, seizing weapons and securing the ship with the assistance of the US Navy sailors, capturing or killing all of the pirates. The most ridiculous part is that afterwards North Korean state media released a statement of gratitude for the American assistance, emphasizing the successful cooperation between the two nations.
@ashtray3860
@ashtray3860 Місяць тому
Thaaats kinda fucking sick!
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 Місяць тому
For real???? I thought North Korea takes every opportunity to paint America as the literal devil?
@smokeydapot
@smokeydapot Місяць тому
@@wjzav1971 When it benefits them. I’m sure the spin was to show the might of the North Korean sailors, as in they match that of the Americans.
@jabe6935
@jabe6935 Місяць тому
Most ridiculous indeed. Didn’t see that coming
@matthewdubay6409
@matthewdubay6409 Місяць тому
that does sound like a good story
@shinigami1357
@shinigami1357 Місяць тому
“The splashing sea sent sparkling salty spray showering the sun soaked smiling sailor”- this man’s alliteration is truly unmatched. Who drops bars like that??
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Місяць тому
Words are my playground
@Genericfakename
@Genericfakename Місяць тому
Unnecessary bars, did not have to go that hard
@Kwauhn.
@Kwauhn. Місяць тому
​@@BlueJayYTClimbing those -monkey- blue jay bars
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat Місяць тому
​@@BlueJayYTHow many takes? Be honest...
@eamondillon2182
@eamondillon2182 Місяць тому
True!
@DanGamingFan2846
@DanGamingFan2846 Місяць тому
The way that parrot psychologically deconstructs and roasts Bonnet is hilarious. That and the wonderfully alliterative opening has prove what a master wordsmith Blue Jay is. Also, we really do need a part 2.
@watershipup7101
@watershipup7101 Місяць тому
That scene was so good.
@waterbullstudios9195
@waterbullstudios9195 Місяць тому
I love that part.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Місяць тому
Thanks so much man :)
@Riftrender
@Riftrender Місяць тому
Far funnier in 30 seconds than that entire show about him.
@thomasgiles5590
@thomasgiles5590 Місяць тому
Is this guy running multiple accounts and talking to himself?
@blea1810
@blea1810 Місяць тому
“i don’t want a pardon for the french ones” the quotes in this video are amazing.
@paintedpig3021
@paintedpig3021 Місяць тому
You really nailed a failed marriage in the first five minutes
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 Місяць тому
Just a little longer than it took Stede Bonnet
@TheHeck17
@TheHeck17 Місяць тому
I think he might have personal experience
@fullmetalx644
@fullmetalx644 Місяць тому
The catapult was a great idea the dog truly had a dream
@dzmcroy
@dzmcroy Місяць тому
I think he took about 85% of the vibe, and at least one joke, from Archer lol
@CombatSportsNerd
@CombatSportsNerd Місяць тому
@@dzmcroyDEFINITELY
@dwaltjj
@dwaltjj Місяць тому
Yes, part II please. Your delivery is highly entertaining and we need to know everything we can about the worst pirates, since there is waaaay to much information on those better ones who hog all the spotlight.
@RejoiceYardley
@RejoiceYardley Місяць тому
+1
@twistedpixie6972
@twistedpixie6972 Місяць тому
Pirates need a whole series. Their history is wild and wonderful.
@achkrass
@achkrass Місяць тому
That whole first dialogue between Jennet and his wife just sounds straight up out of Archer lmao. In a good way
@SavingMsBlack
@SavingMsBlack Місяць тому
It was
@CrisSelene
@CrisSelene Місяць тому
Who's Jennet?
@ikarus_horizon
@ikarus_horizon Місяць тому
@@CrisSelene It's short for Jtede Bonnet of course🙄
@waffle-waffle5416
@waffle-waffle5416 Місяць тому
1700s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it 2000s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Місяць тому
Somali Pirates need to study ancient pirate lore better... Or they bound to repeat the mistakes!
@firefly6882
@firefly6882 Місяць тому
Humans never change ✨️
@kameronjones7139
@kameronjones7139 Місяць тому
​@@ScienceDiscoverer or modern war ships
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Місяць тому
@@kameronjones7139 Also probably should invest in the spyglass, like, ancient looking one.
@romeodahl1283
@romeodahl1283 Місяць тому
18:56 good story for part 2 here! - The Danish warship you see there, Esben Snarre, was AGAIN attacked exactly 10 years later in 2021 on the other side of Africa. A band of Nigerian pirates attacked the warship in the Gulf of Guinea, unbeknown that the ship was filled with special forces soldiers at the time. Every single one of the pirates were shot dead, except for a single one, whos (and I kid you not) literal name was Lucky.. He did manage to lose a leg, though. Very appropriate for a pirate, peg-leg and whatnot. Lol. And then if that wasn't enough, when the news broke out in the media, it featured a danish "pirate expert" who (and again, I kid you not) wore an eye-patch during every single interview due to complications from a loser operation.
@romeodahl1283
@romeodahl1283 Місяць тому
Laser* operation... My god I sound like a bully haha. He's a cool guy.
@mortisCZ
@mortisCZ Місяць тому
It's like those low level bandits in older games that would try to smack down lvl 65 godslayer protagonist with their rusty toothpicks. 😀
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 Місяць тому
@@romeodahl1283 Honestly, I think I had a loser operation when I was young. The laser operation didn't happen until I was 32.
@HauntedXXXPancake
@HauntedXXXPancake Місяць тому
I heard of the repeated Pirate attacks on the French Navy's "Somme", but at least that one at kind of looked like a cargo ship (if you somehow didn't notice the grey paint-scheme, the four 50 cal. machineguns and rather un-cargoship-like 40mm Bofors in front of the Bridge). But this ... 🤣
@matsudoambition2509
@matsudoambition2509 Місяць тому
Danes spotting modern day pirates: "Hah look at those noobs."
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet Місяць тому
"go down to the docks if you want to gargle the Spanish so much." --Mrs. Bonnet
@ludwigkaddin7267
@ludwigkaddin7267 Місяць тому
What a surprise to see you here lol Hope you doing well
@isawathing8774
@isawathing8774 Місяць тому
"what, he can talk?" parrot: "of course, don't all humans have that ability?"
@brem-
@brem- Місяць тому
"worst pirates you've never heard of" 1st guy: Stede Bonnet How can you not have heard of Stede Bonnet, the gentleman pirate, who was so influential that he's in an Assassin's Creed game.
@zazabrown
@zazabrown Місяць тому
Not even mentioning being the protagonist of an HBO show
@honest_126
@honest_126 Місяць тому
Tbf you kinda forget him in AC Black Flag, but he was good.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Місяць тому
Actually Ubisoft put in a lot of effort digging up more obscure pirates for their game! The idea is Stede Bonnet isn't a household name like Blackbeard or Jack Rackham, it wasn't until recently that he became less obscure with a tv show. But still not very well known, I wanted to use this title to make a play on the popular Pirates of the Caribbean quote, "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
@gamebawesome
@gamebawesome Місяць тому
He was too good to be a pirate (In that game at least)
@historynerd556
@historynerd556 Місяць тому
There's also a video from Internet Historian on him.
@fredcross2317
@fredcross2317 Місяць тому
Bluejay: The worst pirates you've never heard of... Said Pirates: But you have heard of me...
@pashagolshan6490
@pashagolshan6490 Місяць тому
Fun fact, Bonnet was the only pirate captain to not have his own flag, instead using the flag of England.
@harrietharlow9929
@harrietharlow9929 Місяць тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣Arrgh! Gonna help ye out, Stede. 🏴‍☠ This guy is definitely in the running for Worst Pirate of All Time, though I have to say, he's got some serious competition from The Brethren of the (Somali) Coast.
@Apathygrrl
@Apathygrrl Місяць тому
I love how your depiction of Stede looks just like Rhys Darby from Our Flag Means Death. I love that show.
@cleanixx5343
@cleanixx5343 Місяць тому
19:47 Bluejay, I love you for animating the charging of the AK on the correct side
@eljefeamericano4308
@eljefeamericano4308 Місяць тому
I second this.
@erbkaiser_
@erbkaiser_ Місяць тому
Part 2? Hell yes. This is as hilariously informative as ever.
@dinoz2113
@dinoz2113 Місяць тому
Part 2 yea
@CreamerBeans
@CreamerBeans Місяць тому
Oh yeah? What about The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything? They've never even been to Boston in the fall!!
@joecosby4714
@joecosby4714 Місяць тому
Goated refrence
@MusictagJazz
@MusictagJazz Місяць тому
Captain Johnny's journey from swagger to splatter is the reminder we all need: Not every pirate life is treasure-filled, but it sure makes a great tale! 🏴‍☠️💥
@Spiderfisch
@Spiderfisch Місяць тому
Dont forget the pirates who captured ceasar and got mocked by him for setting his ransom too low
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 Місяць тому
He came back and crucified them. For undervaluing him. In their defense, his family had been spent into poverty by his grandfather, so it's unlikely they could have gotten much for him.
@Durandal734
@Durandal734 Місяць тому
Let's not forget, the whole time he was captured, he told them he was going to kill them after, and they laughed at him. He also ordered them around, hushed them when he wanted to sleep, and recited poems and speeches he was writing.
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 Місяць тому
You're a Chad or you're not. @@Durandal734
@FungusMcChungus
@FungusMcChungus Місяць тому
​@@Durandal734and he kept his promise. I admire people who keep a promise
@yourmomlovespenis
@yourmomlovespenis Місяць тому
Blue Jay actually did a video on that.
@mateoewig4086
@mateoewig4086 Місяць тому
You dont understand how much I NEED a part 2 of this
@jax2769
@jax2769 Місяць тому
This was easily one of the best written episodes you’ve produced. The entire vid was like poetry with good visuals
@wolfhunter98
@wolfhunter98 Місяць тому
19:15 "A 100mm ticket to the afterlife." LOL
@eviehowlett2535
@eviehowlett2535 Місяць тому
"HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR" will be in my frequently referenced vocabulary from now on.
@EdibleDiarrhoea
@EdibleDiarrhoea Місяць тому
Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!
@TheGreatThicc
@TheGreatThicc Місяць тому
"Wha - HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR?!" had me laughing in a way I didn't think possible
@EdibleDiarrhoea
@EdibleDiarrhoea Місяць тому
Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!
@wolflovergreen8411
@wolflovergreen8411 Місяць тому
Don't touch the USAs boats ask Japan
@miguelpadeiro762
@miguelpadeiro762 Місяць тому
Bonnet's overtly specific rant on Madeira wine is surpising and funny lol, cheers from Portugal
@CuriousMisterG
@CuriousMisterG Місяць тому
The subtle "Mr.Peppers died?" Is too spot on xD Bro hits too close to home
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer Місяць тому
And how both parents completely ignored that question
@captainlanguage6658
@captainlanguage6658 Місяць тому
its nice to know the complete lore to 'Our Flag Means Death'
@yoursoulsaver3023
@yoursoulsaver3023 Місяць тому
A bluejay vid a day keeps the crippling amount of engineering work away!
@Adam-nv9zo
@Adam-nv9zo 21 день тому
The parrot roasting the wannabe pirate was gold😂
@Ragejaw
@Ragejaw Місяць тому
"The worst Pirate you never heard of!" "Bet it's Stede Bonnet" Called it!
@harrietharlow9929
@harrietharlow9929 Місяць тому
Yep! I love how Blackbeard kept messing with him.
@epicbro5453
@epicbro5453 Місяць тому
00:23 Alliteration was peak
@scpatl4now
@scpatl4now Місяць тому
I noticed that as well!
@russia4biden221
@russia4biden221 Місяць тому
Alliteration is for cringe lords who haven't touched a woman
@alexandruiftimiciuc4950
@alexandruiftimiciuc4950 Місяць тому
How many s'es can I fit in one go? YESSS
@TheOfficialSmudgy
@TheOfficialSmudgy Місяць тому
Sibillance actually.....
@dralliteration
@dralliteration Місяць тому
Thanks for mentioning
@Anonym12393
@Anonym12393 Місяць тому
I'd DEFINITELY like a part 2, this was interesting af.
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran Місяць тому
19:52 absolutely killed me to the point my parents were wondering what was wrong! Also it would make a hell of a text tone for my phone!
@timidblaze9790
@timidblaze9790 Місяць тому
It's a bird! It's a plane! its supe- no no wait.. it is a bird.
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 Місяць тому
Tweet 🐦
@derdude6214
@derdude6214 Місяць тому
It may just be a French fucking war ship aswell
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 Місяць тому
@@derdude6214 Bonjour 🥖⚔️🚢
@TsarFrancisDrake
@TsarFrancisDrake Місяць тому
It's the Seljuk Turks
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 Місяць тому
@@TsarFrancisDrake aah!
@GargLassie
@GargLassie Місяць тому
Absolutely love that Stede Bonnet is drawn like on Our Flag Means Death 💙
@TheiaofMeridor
@TheiaofMeridor Місяць тому
#SaveOurCrew
@ptprojektred
@ptprojektred Місяць тому
5:26 I love the Archer reference!
@Spicyhaggisgaming
@Spicyhaggisgaming Місяць тому
I have a funky feeling that someone recently watched archer with this humour. Love it
@jakkakasunset5485
@jakkakasunset5485 Місяць тому
In _Sid Meier's Pirates!_ Stede Bonnet is like the 5th most notorious pirate, with Jean Lafitte, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, and Henry Morgan in front of him
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez Місяць тому
That literally doesn't make sense. Nobody has ever said Kidd was notorious, idiotic and pitiful more like. I'd probably change that to Henry Every, La Buse, Richard Taylor, and keep Morgan and Roberts.
@Tinil0
@Tinil0 Місяць тому
@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez This is why you aren't consulted about which pirates are most notorious. Henry Every, La Buse, and Richard Taylor are all extremely obscure to anyone who doesn't actually read about pirates. The average person hasn't heard of any of those people. "Notorious" doesn't mean good. Note that I am not necissarily endorsing the Sid Meier's list either, but your list is noticably worse.
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez Місяць тому
@@Tinil0 I'm going off infamous for the 1730s. Nowadays yes I'd argue my names are obscure since there isn't many appearances of them in popular culture (Everys biggest mention of late is Uncharted 4 and there's a cryptogram myth attached to La Buse). Who gets remembered well and who doesn't is somewhat arbitrary. I mean take John Rackam, two months of piracy and dead, he was the definition of a nobody in 1720, but in 2024 he's one of the best known pirates. Henry Every pulled off a heist that causes an international incident between India and Britain, inspired pirates like Kidd and Charles Vane, and was the model for the legend of Libertalia. He was also never caught. Taylor and La Buse did a similar heist concerning a Portuguese diamond ship, Taylor managed to successfully retire, La Buse did not. Indian Ocean piracy was among the most successful but unfortunately they aren't well known 3 centuries later. I'm a pirate historian for the record.
@SheldonT.
@SheldonT. Місяць тому
I like the "Our Flag Means Death" version where Stede and Blackbeard fall in and out of love and in again.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 Місяць тому
Im amazed he didn't reference it
@alexf8309
@alexf8309 Місяць тому
Gaaaaa4yyyy
@thescarvedinsect
@thescarvedinsect Місяць тому
That show is exactly why I'm here. XD
@gwyngwyn_2416
@gwyngwyn_2416 Місяць тому
@@smalltime0honestly same
@gwyngwyn_2416
@gwyngwyn_2416 Місяць тому
Fall in love and then… yeah no I ain’t spoiling it
@Holsp
@Holsp Місяць тому
I haven't seen your videos for the past half a year and I must say I am great impressed in the quality you are able to put out. It was a pleasure to watch!
@giladkay3761
@giladkay3761 Місяць тому
7:54 burned a ship to the ground.... In the sea?? Now that's one heck of a pirate
@Rhiggins5173
@Rhiggins5173 Місяць тому
@4:13 This seems like a conversation between Archer and Lana
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Місяць тому
That literally was my inspiration for that skit that's amazing
@Rhiggins5173
@Rhiggins5173 Місяць тому
You nailed it, bravo :) @@BlueJayYT
@XtremechicK90
@XtremechicK90 Місяць тому
Congrats!! 👏🏼🥳😉👍🏼
@SirViven
@SirViven Місяць тому
Even got Woodhouse there at the end.
@EchtMartijn
@EchtMartijn Місяць тому
several of these jokes made me think he has been watching archer lately, glad others caught that
@nimsarasamaranayake9918
@nimsarasamaranayake9918 Місяць тому
0:53 such a mind blowing experience worth it.
@teslamick1592
@teslamick1592 Місяць тому
mind : blown 💀
@march.royalharness4848
@march.royalharness4848 Місяць тому
We Need a part 2!! this is great your humor is great, and the fact that all your videos are about more obscure parts of history is great!
@halonothing1
@halonothing1 Місяць тому
I've been playing Sid Meier's Pirates a lot lately (for about the 50th time), so this is very relevant to my interests. I never cared for pirate stuff, but I've loved the Sid Meier's Pirates games ever since playing it on Sega Genesis and DOS back in the 90s.
@bio9leader60
@bio9leader60 Місяць тому
4:10 This is a brilliant Archer gag
@Lindsay6.1
@Lindsay6.1 Місяць тому
"I don't know if they grade it, but....coarse."
@Stickmanzed
@Stickmanzed Місяць тому
Oh MAN I was hoping I wasn't the only person who got major archer vibes from the beginning of this video. Even that little giggle at 7:57 was a solid impression lmao
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 Місяць тому
@@Lindsay6.1 YES! I was thinking of that same quote. God, I miss classic Archer.
@jwatercrane
@jwatercrane Місяць тому
At 14:38 as well, I noticed it a few times watching this video. BlueJay must be watching archer a lot lol
@jaketheauroran
@jaketheauroran Місяць тому
The irony of talking about Nintendo hating pirates, while using the music from Microsoft/Rare's Sea of Thieves
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Місяць тому
Sea of Thieves actually gave permission for their music to be used!
@Sarcureus
@Sarcureus Місяць тому
@@BlueJayYT That's kinda cool of them
@geraltzrivi422
@geraltzrivi422 Місяць тому
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEA OF THIEVES WHAT IS A WORKING HIT REG SYSTEM RAAAAAAAAAAAH​@@BlueJayYT
@BlandSpagetti
@BlandSpagetti Місяць тому
@@BlueJayYThow tf you manage that??!!??!!!?
@pimhams3646
@pimhams3646 Місяць тому
Unlike Nintendo Rare is actually a good company to its community
@changetheworld8418
@changetheworld8418 Місяць тому
the humor in these skits are so archer coded i love it
@tangerinetomorrows
@tangerinetomorrows 26 днів тому
Thank you for providing me with my daily dose of knowledge in a whacky and fun way you "rascal" you ;) New to the channel and Im loving the content. It's not easy to convey the complicated past of our civilization and society in a clear, concise, and condensed way. Masterfully done sir, I'll be back!
@raddaylawyer3348
@raddaylawyer3348 Місяць тому
14:32 "the value is from your imagination" then just makes a noose lmao
@DirtScraps
@DirtScraps Місяць тому
I absolutely need a part 2 of this.
@juneii1197
@juneii1197 Місяць тому
this has to be one of the best videos i've seen in a while. love the goofyness and quality of the both the doodles and information.
@cassrock5692
@cassrock5692 Місяць тому
Love this! We definitely do need a part 2!
@kylecasey9254
@kylecasey9254 Місяць тому
"This one died lol" The type of joke that made me love this channel
@Redzpro725
@Redzpro725 Місяць тому
Yes part 2 would be nice
@Grimpy970
@Grimpy970 Місяць тому
This was a riot! I love how much you've grown as a creator over the years. And since you asked, I'd also love to see a part 2
@FGlover63
@FGlover63 Місяць тому
I was not ready for this gem of an opening 😂 0:00
@Yacovo
@Yacovo Місяць тому
The Protestant Caesar is a great name for a Spanish ship. Thanks for the video
@HummingLantern27
@HummingLantern27 Місяць тому
The leap in animation quality from the first video to this one is insane! Like hot damn!
@gpmaloney7493
@gpmaloney7493 Місяць тому
Love the animation in this one, really taking it to the next level Blue Jay!
@thebumblerman2085
@thebumblerman2085 Місяць тому
Please do a part 2. I love hearing about pirates!
@Rammmmmie
@Rammmmmie Місяць тому
Last time I was this early my wife divorced me
@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish Місяць тому
L wife.
@timidblaze9790
@timidblaze9790 Місяць тому
She took the kids too 😔
@chedrw
@chedrw Місяць тому
Same
@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars
@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars Місяць тому
I miss her too...😔
@isimiel3405
@isimiel3405 Місяць тому
try piracy
@flapjackfae
@flapjackfae Місяць тому
I love your gleeful sarcasm, or sarcastic glee, or whatever it is you're delivering here. Please keep on with regular deliveries.
@SheoGotSomeCheese
@SheoGotSomeCheese Місяць тому
glistic sarcee.
@kolakeczynski2326
@kolakeczynski2326 Місяць тому
Great upgrade of animations quality, writting and humor still keeps me suprasied and laughing. Great job, we NEED part 2
@WR_Hart
@WR_Hart Місяць тому
I was getting Archer vibes from the first guy and then you had to confirm that with the last line. I need a Krieger or Ray in a future video...wait, are you Krieger?
@teddyboragina6437
@teddyboragina6437 Місяць тому
fun fact, a WW2 era battleship against a pirate ship would be interesting because WW2 battleship shells were designed to punch through, meaning it might go straight through the wooden ship for nerd reasons instead of going boom
@HannoversSoap
@HannoversSoap Місяць тому
The literary skills of BlueJay in the Bonnet part are really superb
@xokomak252
@xokomak252 26 днів тому
great work Blue Jay, keep it on!
@frankiebecchi5307
@frankiebecchi5307 Місяць тому
Please do a part 2! This video gets funnier each time you watch it 😂😂😂
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Місяць тому
Yes to part two!!! I've played enough video games to understand the Somali pirates' ambition in taking on war vessels. You're always looking for the next big challenge! I figure their autosave feature just broke and they can't go back to an earlier save, and they didn't figure that out until after the arrest. That or they only have one save slot and "Bing!" the game autosaved when the fight started. We all know how that goes.
@girl1213
@girl1213 Місяць тому
I wish it was like that. It would make them less likely to be smashed on the Internet for how stupid they are to keep making the same mistake over and over again. At least on video games, you can use autosave and hit a reset button to try and try again until you figure out how to success take the ship. But sadly for these pirates they haven't even figured out there actually is a save system.
@FIoh2000
@FIoh2000 Місяць тому
Dear BlueJay, i would like to see a part 2. Thank you very much a 30ft. pool noodle supplyer 😂😂
@Goatmanfeed
@Goatmanfeed Місяць тому
Lol this the best
@ithuhalinqua1026
@ithuhalinqua1026 Місяць тому
I'm always up for more wacky pirate tales. Stede Bonnet is probably my favorite pirate I've never heard of.
@Fyreshield
@Fyreshield Місяць тому
I would absolutely watch a follow up video from you with more of these
@androidinblack5291
@androidinblack5291 Місяць тому
Bro’s going into making fully animated cartoons, this is cool.
@karmaalstad5588
@karmaalstad5588 Місяць тому
I love them!!! 💙🪬🧿
@weik-2936
@weik-2936 Місяць тому
"I dont't want a pardon for the french ones" truer words were never spoken
@Streamstrider
@Streamstrider Місяць тому
Very happy to see a video from you again! 😃
@edparadis4371
@edparadis4371 Місяць тому
yes i would love a part 2 and even a part 3 so many worst pirate history to talk about. Heck even the "famous" pirates have some worst parts to them.
@michaellamb4001
@michaellamb4001 Місяць тому
The voice acting in your videos definitely one of the best in UKposts history creators
@SwannSac
@SwannSac Місяць тому
you should definitely do a part 2
@FlameOnDeck
@FlameOnDeck Місяць тому
He's back!!! Pls post more 💪🏽
@morganaravens
@morganaravens Місяць тому
This is one of my fav ways to learn history so...do as many parts about failed piracy as you please!
@DaMedicWhoSezNi
@DaMedicWhoSezNi Місяць тому
6:28 man that dude got obliterated by that parrot lol
@williamjacobs
@williamjacobs Місяць тому
A typical therapist woulda stretched that much hard truth over six months and $2500.
@BlackpearlPoorly
@BlackpearlPoorly Місяць тому
6:38 blue jay's ancestor
@AntonGudenus
@AntonGudenus Місяць тому
It's the "braaak" at the end, that get's you
@LeeEnfield64
@LeeEnfield64 Місяць тому
ABSOLUTELY make a part 2!
@KarlFarbman
@KarlFarbman Місяць тому
Definitely need a part 2!
@Slawt
@Slawt Місяць тому
nah that intro was NEXT LEVEL!! you cooked my friend
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 Місяць тому
"In order to keep word of his activities from reaching home, he burned to the ground." Wouldn't it be "burned to the water" since they're in the middle of the ocean?
@BunjiKugashira42
@BunjiKugashira42 Місяць тому
I'm sure the remains eventually reached the ground (ocean floor). Just no longer burning. Difficult question.
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply Місяць тому
Some people don't quit just because they hit a few ...hold on a sec... 352, holy shit... uh, I mean 352 quintillion gallons of water.
@4louisMC
@4louisMC Місяць тому
10:33 underrated line 😂
@Nicolette.Turner
@Nicolette.Turner Місяць тому
Hope to see a part 2!
@therwfer
@therwfer Місяць тому
That heavily Archer influenced valet treatment! Ah I miss Archer.
@complexizity7055
@complexizity7055 Місяць тому
5:22 Bluejay is an Archer stan confirmed
@jacobeaton4042
@jacobeaton4042 Місяць тому
I need another like 9 parts of this funny blue bird man
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