Finally someone comments about it

J U A N 🐎

After all this time.....

Juan.

I was looking for this comment 😂

He was on some "till death do us apart but right now" type shit

and it worked.

That isn't good logic.

I ruined your 666 likes

I'd be like, "Man! Fk that guy!"

Yeah, i dont know what the guy was thinking "Sike! I didnt die! Anyways, wanna marry me?"

@@foxidkwhattowrite8339 nah im still too yung to get married

The girl seems like she accepted it, so they must be of the same breed lol

@@foxidkwhattowrite8339 oh i dint realise that you were talking about the guy sorry

Name 5

Not me. That small of glass you have to make a wide pour, which is what he did the second time.

@@jun6174that’s such 🧢 how’d you figure out to do that if you never learned by failing

​@@jun6174found the cool guy at parties

Dude really had the Murphy's Law curse.

The solution is never pour slowly. Whatever the cup, unless it has a funnel to pour normally out of, don't pour slowly - best to be too fast then too slow.

What about the emotional vampirism?

I really wanna know how he thought that would be romantic 😭

Frr

ikr like wtf

😅😅😅

@@dazzlingpurple756I need to know too

Hey, I have good news for you, they are actually rebreeding the pugs to their original morph, with a longer nose, Wich doesn't present respiratory complications

I'll only ever get a pug if it's a rescue

that poor poor dog, it's not ok to allow this continued suffering with brachycephalic breeds 😢

@@gabrielneves6602 there's thousands of other breeds, should just ban breeds that are bred in inhumane ways to set an example, so future breeders will not want to make their breeds unhealthy because then they'll be out of a hobby

​@@gabrielneves6602seriously? That's great news 😊

More just embarrassing for the driver. The blind person was walking down the sidewalk - the reason they bumped into that person's car, was because the driver thought they could stop on a sidewalk to pull out. You're not supposed to block sidewalks/crosswalks and it's actually super easy to avoid doing so. Also, if you're paying attention, even having intentionally pulled over a pedestrian area to get a view, you are hopefully still looking both ways, so you should see them and back up. I mean, they're blind. They had time, but just kinda sat there... and let it happen. IDK, I'd be embarrassed if I was the driver. Narrator said "I'd never drive again if this happened to me." Because honestly... if it does, you're not a great driver lol. The car isn't even moving and they are oblivious to their surroundings.

@@differentbutsimilar7893 Meh, it's very common and pretty much ubiquitous to pull into the sidewalk area to get a better look at the traffic. I don't feel embarrased for this person and I wouldn't feel embarrassed if this happened to me.

​@@differentbutsimilar7893 It's not always possible not to stop for a moment on the sidewalk. Sometimes you have no view of oncoming traffic without pulling up and stopping there for a moment to check.

@@pvanukoff I don't know what to tell you. They actually got snuck up on by a blind person. That's pretty funny to me. I dunno how you let someone moving that slowly bump you, how you didn't see them while pulling up to the sidewalk... again, how little attention dyou have to pay for that to happen? In over 15 years of driving millions of miles, I've never had anything remotely like that happen to me. And I will say, it is common to do, but again if you're actually looking both ways like you should be when there is a sidewalk, pedestrians on the sidewalk won't be impeded by you. You won't pull up until they pass, because you're actually watching for them, like you ought to when passing over a sidewalk. Though it's better to just not do it, cause someone could always pull up behind you and block you from reversing if you get stuck sitting and someone comes along THEN. I know that people do it, but it's not always the smartest move. You still have to pay attention and think ahead. That's just 101 to me. They wouldn't have gotten bumped by a blind lady if they just looked to see her and let her pass. And then on top, they had plenty of time to see them and react after. But they weren't looking. That's not good driving! I'm sorry. I don't know anywhere in the US where the law lets you not yeild to pedestrians on sidewalks and crosswalks. You're always supposed to be ready to do that. Honestly, 90% of the time you pull up on a sidewalk or crosswalk and block a pedestrian, they were already close to you and you didn't look to see them. And that is on you as a driver. I have been on the pedestrian side of that dozens of times. People will just surge out in front, see you, and then go "OOPS!" That's something you're supposed to know to be able to drive. The majority of people driving ignorant of pedestrians is no excuse in my book. It's just that much bigger of a problem. Lets be real about it, I understand the visibility thing. I will nose out for certain intersections where I live because fencing and foliage make impossible to see otherwise, and they are high-traffic intersections inexplicably lacking actual signals. So I get that. I also get that the majority of times people do it, they don't actually need to. The majority of people I see doing it, are turning onto a flat stroad with no obstruction. They do it out of habit, and then they sit there for 45 seconds plus. You can't sit here and tell me there's a practical reason for that, not when you can see 1000+ feet both ways from the parking lot itself. And that again comes regardless of the fact that you still have to actually make sure the sidewalk is clear whether fully turning out or pulling onto it. Not doing that is how you knock grandpa off his scooter and into traffic. I mean, we can't see to the right, but to the left there is no obstruction, it's a big, wide turn towards them. So if they are turning right, they have MORE than enough time to turn with cars coming in just outside of where they can see, let alone visible range where there is STILL time to turn. When it comes to turning left, the laws vary on doing that over double yellow, but usually you are supposed to go slow and keep as far left as possible. Directly on the leftbound lane is a left turn lane. You would aim for that, where anyone entering is already reducing speed, giving you time to take it at a safe speed. And yeah, you yield to through traffic in the other lane, pop yer signal and move into the through lane when it's clear. And USUALLY, doing stuff like that doesn't require seeing great distances back. Most places that have you turning over double yellow are set up with single or sometimes dual-direction turn lanes that double as a buffer for people turning out. It's rare that those types of intersections make you immediately join with full speed traffic after crossing oncoming, unless it is a slow road. I get that there are times when these explanations fly. I just don't think this is one of them. It really depends on what's to the right that we can't see. We can't see which way they're turning, or if they're even using a turn signal. I don't think, by the rest of what we can see, that there would be anything that would stop the driver from doing as I described for a left turn, without pulling all the way into and in fact fully over the sidewalk and partially into the road. I will ALSO say... read the decals on the back of the car...

@@differentbutsimilar7893 🤓

It sounds like one of those plastic pigs you squeeze to make squeal

Breeding dogs with flat noses should be illegal

Actually disgusting ppl want that and buy it

Imagine having to listen to that every single day.

got a pug when i was 11. love him to bits and he’s luckily been doing fine but as i grew older i started to realise that my little guy shouldn’t exist :/

now we know: Antartica isnt real

and draws scandinavia incredibly wrong

and forgets iceland

On the one hand I find it impressive, on the other hand, where is Cuba? where is Korea? where is Denmark? Congrats to Sri Lanka, anyway 😆

Hey they never said it was right, just from memory. Lmao.

ba dum tiss

@@jalepeenusgoogle translates this to smiths crazy

​@@jalepeenus Me: translates to English Translation: *said stupid pee* Language folks

right? like me trying to do something right, fails, try to adjust to last situation... FAIL like the world's physics law is going against you 😭 , how do you win against that

You just gotta tilt it a bit more. Trying to do it the other way is never gonna work.

The guy was too handsome, I can't relate.

You could use a muddler stick to guide the stream. It's all about the surface tension of the liquid. The liquid flows backwards, because it's hugging the lip of the shot glass, give it something else to hug. Place a muddler directly above the ice cream, touching the lip of the shot glass. Make sure the muddler is pointing straight down, not at an angle. The liquid should now flow down the muddler on to the ice cream. If this is too complicated, try to pour all at once, not trickle gradually. Pour at a steeper angle.

Noobs 😆

No it is the definition of BULLSHIT and she should not marry him for that idiocy ...

It's like Four weddings and a funeral except that eventually there's no funeral and probably no wedding, either

​@@angelito2144how is it like four weddings and a funeral?

@@destituteanddecadent9106 The joke is that it isn't 🤷‍♂

Well, this is what women like isn't it

What is juan?!

​@@Velos3 ITS JUAN

@@Velos3 That is Juan.

its JUAN 2.

Don’t mind Juan

Yeah, the north pole too and Europe is so off, I think he did a good job at the bottom half of the world but messed up the northern half

And Caribbean 🤨

China and Korea are missing.

Also Texas ain’t connected to Mexico

Also the borders aren't great. Where I live is missing. XD

Can you do that?

When I first read "pie chucker", I thought your job was to throw pies in people's faces, lol.

I thought you were clown's assistant for a tick

I guess I’m the only one in these replies that knows “pie” is the common term for pizza in pizzerias and wasn’t confused for a brief moment

Pizza the Action.

Think you meant the other way around

@@tomo197 no he said it the right way around

It’s ALWAYS better in your head, actually

@@VoxelGaminggd The saying is “That went better in my head”

​@@VoxelGaminggdnuh uh

Sad..

Where did the baton go? It's like it vanished. Edit: watched it in slow motion and it fell behind the woman trying to pass it to the yelling one.

I thought the woman who was screaming was the one who screwed up because her hand was bobbing all over the place. Am I wrong?

As a former 4x1 runner, hopefully the coach gets the outgoing runner to use her left hand to receive the baton next time. Right hand to right hand exchanges often lead to tripping and a shoe to the face as you're trying to get close enough to hand it off; learned that the hard way as a child.

ive never done track in my life and this made my blood boil

Exactly. Can't trust him.

Too true.

He just has a different sense of humor.

I see what you did there

do you like squishes

Nah it's funny asf

@@luis-alberto.is a dog’s life being filled with suffering because it was born in that way funny to you? Maybe actually nvm that

@@GR33NY I don't care about a mere dog's feelings so it's funny to me!

@@GR33NY Luis Alberto thinks animals that are suffering is funny.

@@luis-alberto. do you only care about humans, or do you only care about yourself?

He smacked the pole with his hand.

I guess it was staged

nah.. he got factory reset..

@@bzack6594 nah his nose flattened

No it was the bonk 💀💀

Jeez. This generation is so soft.

It's a proposal. It's one of the most important moments in one's life

@@noahway13 no your generation is soft GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE ROAD

@@FatDudeStudios yes but what's wrong with a normal proposal that doesn't make everyone's day worse

Even if it was a proposal, traffic was disturbed, and idk about your countries but in mine you get a fine for disturbing traffic

give me the tacos

Stick

She would love your pfp

@@Tung-- Everyone would. Why do you say her specifically?

Because she’s black

Bro turned back xd

Fr same first note

Ahhhhhhhhhh

I could pres timestamp all day its so satisfying

Why did it sound like a string tho 💀

I hoped that someone would say this.

@@thebrazilianluigi2142 because the pole reverberated at its frequency once the guy hit it. The metal is long enough for it to be slightly flexible to make noise when struck.

do you like tacos

Just like the metal pipe sound effect, the pipe is short so the sound is high pitched. That one is long so it makes a lower pitched noise.

Isn't that like a minor planet or something? j/k

Not only that it was replaced with the UK. SKål!

@@logicplague2077 Careful, or you might never be safe from Lego, when you are barefoot in the dark again.

I can also draw a map of the world by memory and I include Denmark lol

@@ManicMercurianAstrologyshow

that Redcliff for you...

The Juan meme lives again

​@@zillasaiyan1m274who is Jaun

​@@asifiqbal436tha 🐎

bro's contemplating about life

Looking at how bad he is at cooking? Unfortunately, it's not impossible. I'm afraid he might ruin his future family with his other brilliant ideas...

Those kinds of human can't handle marriage for long. I bet that guy will cheat after 3 months

do you like tacos

​@@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fsPersonally never had one myself.

​@yukiko_5051 I don't know. They seem well suited. But what are their kids going to be like???

Yes our needs > dog's breathing

Shut up bot

How is it possible that we can't see the "@" in your username and it also only shows the checkmark at first, but if you click on your acc you see the text "X...."?

@@IIXxSLAYERxXII who knows how this man hacks

@@elmo-drip that's what I want to know right now.

What the hell is this channel

his name is Nimpy❤

@@sharacasey4071oh cool it’s your clip, cool horse 🐴

@@sharacasey4071 thats your horse? your horse is so cute!!

Neatest thing I saw today. Plus, also a neck cracker.

Need tacos

​@@JoeHaliKoozer-hw5fsum.... Yes....

I hate this

​@matthewboire6843 I can't deal with weird joint things. Of all the unpleasantness in the film Deliverance, the one thing that nauseated me more than all the other nauseating stuff was the man with his arm wrapped around the back of his head.

Omg

Damn I see it now

do you like squishes

Seems a bit harsh...

I AM FIRE!! *pant pant* I AM - * pants harder* DEATH

nope just a missbread dog that has a ton of health issues because of it

​@@Midori9400 Oh so it isn't mistercake?

I thought it was a pressure washer 💀

It's from unethical breeding of dogs where they just breed two dogs without checking It's genetics to see if it has a predisposition to certain health issues being prominent in pups. This dog is struggling severely just to breathe and should be taken to a vet to have it fixed through surgery as it is extremely uncomfortable and badly effects the life of the pug greatly.

​@@Midori9400 just animal cruelty for the sake of """"cuteness"""""

but dont try it

it sucks

It's a proposal she will never forget

@@Genghiz1182Wow quite the detective you are.

And wasting the time of people in traffic.

does Juan like tacos

JUAN

What is Juan

@@asifiqbal436 An image macro meme of a horse standing on a balcony with the name JUAN in impact font. Don't try to understand, there's no explanation.

@@EMLtheViewer Thanks!!

I hope she realizes how selfish he is

Yeah, if you go from loving someone to hating him because of a poor proposal, you definitely didn't feel love towards him in the first place

​@@snpgmnnopoor proposal doesn't justify what he has done. This is one clinical level stupid

​@@suvtropicsyou don't know their relationship....she might be into this. Don't judge someone's life off one clip

@@snpgmnno "because of a poor proposal" this level of reductionism is repugnant.

Knock some sense into him 💀💀💀

shut up if you don't like tacos

the pole factory reset him

@DontReadMyPicture82643 get yo bot ass out of here

@DontReadMyPicture82643 ok

Depends on the size of rock he got her

I'm genuinely surprised she didn't say no after he made her go through something so horrible, that was probably his plan all along, make her feel so sad that he's gone she'll say yes cause she's thankful he's still there smh

​@@ShyknitIf anything, he just traumatised her by faking his death.

So is Antartica not a country like Pluto isn't a planet?

They forgot a whole continent.

@@lorddrakkon1813Antarctica is a continent, nobody officially “owns” or is in charge of Antarctica

Bro what about Denmark?

meanwhile italy and japan 💀

Who cares

The two-month salary rule was also made up by diamond dealers to normalize paying more. I once saw a woman on The Steve Harvey Show that expected three months salary from her fiancé.

fascinating and kinda sad 😑

True fact: Women don't care.

You seriously think the fundamental function of surprise proposals is to support the diamond industry. 🤣

indeed , nice catch

And it was funny 😂🤣

Same here

0:33

Best part of the video in my opinion

you like tacos

italy looks like a tiny pp

Poor Greece. Guess it's gone. Where will l go on my summer holiday instead?

😂 my homeland lithuania lost its baltic sea as well 😂😂😂

East Asia is wrong in soo many ways 😭😭

​@@ViktorijaBasteteFinland and Denmark is definitely gone as well 😂

Wow, good spot

wHAT? I DONT SEE IT

They also most likely practiced a lot before hand too. Still nice though.

@@tuanoful you can see the outline as if someone has pushed the paper with a needle

I thinks that’s indents from doing it previously

My thought exactly.

Do you like squishes

your name wtf 😵‍💫😵‍💫

They didn’t even finish Tasmania properly 😭

While Hawaii is left feeling invisible.

Not a single country is correct, but I guess for some people somehow it’s impressive…..

Missing India?

The new polynesian super nation on that map is impressive.

fun fact, its actually quite common for horse owners to get their horses chiropractic work or massage work done!

i need him as my chiropractor

do you like tacos

At that point does he even have bones

Is he got bones

So it’s not just me! Too bad they couldn’t get a golden retriever, a Vietnamese-American woman, and a cat up there too

João.

ok I'm done

one last taco

how u feel lol

Bro's upgrade costs $150 monkey money 😭

do you like squishes

Should have had ceramic walls…

thats Quincy

I guess in under a minute you can only afford to think about the continents lol

Yea she also forgot Antarctica which is a continent.

Atleast you didnt get replaced with the UK like Denmark LOL

you like tacos

They didn't draw every single individual island in the Pacific; very disappointing I hope people know this was a joke

I'm going to say that one's fake because there's no way he hit his head that hard to make that sound and didn't drop the phone.

That one was garbage. Nothing funny about it at all.

Literally was gonna comment on how I'm happy to see Juan doing well lol

That photo was taken at the entrance to the city of redcliffe in Queensland, Australia. It still freaks me out when driving home .

does Juan like tacos

I want to hear Juan's side of the story before I come to any conclusion.