When the fuck are you and Razor gonna do a collab?

40 thousand you say?

Hello again you magnificent and glorious son of a bitch. Hope things are going good on your end.

Razör Force! Black Pants Legion! Fan people f*cking UNITE!

Hell yea so did I, made dad rent it soo many times they just offered to sell us the vhs 😂

Crescent kicks....so...many...Crescent kicks.

Heavy metal Dim Mak.

Finally someone Terran Gell can relate to.

@@TheRageaholic if only he could read, he’d be pissed

@@darkma1ice This is the greatest comment here.

@@TheRageaholic - So Terran's just making up stuff to say from superchats?

It's the 80's. Noone can read until they build the youth center.

Along with his Mauser broomhandle pistol

Well done

...and that Terran guy

I shed a tear.

And Cicero was there too, The Dog With The Angriest Human.

Ya but remember, James Cameron only charged one vial of 'Tubee sample' for cameos back then. And even now, that'd be overcharging.

I thought you meant the giant ego but then I realized there wasn't enough space for it with the giant Mechs.

Algorithm ?

Scary!

My inner subconscious was recalling this film a few weeks ago...there's other mock slap stick reviews out there, but nobody does it better than Razor.

Same here! I just remember this movie a day ago and lo and behold i get a notification Razor Fist has a video review of it.

I figured they want them to be able to read.

Eh, grease the monkey bars so they get practice getting back off the ground when they fall. Bonus points if they get a concussion on the way down. It'll simulate getting knocked on your can in a 10 story tall robot, honest.

@@timberwolf1575 my favorite part is the clone bitch who set up death traps and emotionaly crippled her tubbies tries to play the "HE'S KILLING HER" card bitch your final exam for mechwarriorship was a death jungle gym with randomly heating up bars and 50 foot falls fuck you

I was about to clear them. Shall I hold them?

@@katey1dog don't waste the ammo requisition forms, there's no jock straps detected

@@darthXreven Very well, carry on.

For future reference "jocks" are "jockeys" - People who ride things, or more generally sit on top of them and control them. So a Robot Jockey is alright by me. Jox is a step too far.

Crash and burn baby.. Crash and burn.

Definitely rolls off the tongue better than "Robot Joxs"

The founders called, they want their jem'hadar back.

To be fair, at least they actually made their own effects. 'Space Mutiny' just ripped off 'Battlestar Galactica's model shots and ran them backwards.

@@OpenMawProductions That was an epic movie. Nearly the entire supporting cast went on to have successful careers in TV Sci-Fi, while the lead actor went nowhere.

Where's our all female remake? 🤣

@@Two-Checks I hope not. We already got two unofficial sequels to this baby.

@bodd boward ah okay, that makes more sense. Seemed way to low brow for the author.

@bodd boward I take that back, I just looked it up and it was the Joe Halderman I was thinking of. The author of _Forever War_ so to reiterate, I can't believe he wrote the screenplay to this craptacular movie.

Apparently there was a ton of issues with joes screenplay getting butchered, he penned an epic and band/Gordon tore it apart and gave it much more camp.

No it wouldn’t have. What would’ve saved it would have been a better written script and good actors who could actually act. You’d be amazed what you can get away with if you have good dialogue and a consistent continuity. Still funny as hell though.

If I remember correctly, the writer and director had 2 different ideas of what this movie was. Namely one was making a film for children that adults could enjoy while the other was making a film for adults that children could enjoy. And in the end we got this loveable gem. Not the best thing but a memorable one.

Yeah, me too. Tubi is awesome if you don't mind commercials, and it's got all kinds of kids content, my daughters love it more than any of the streaming service I pay for.

It’s weird knowing razor used a Kiss Song.

@@leatherface4662 Why’s that?

@@notdoomed3782 Because I don't think he likes KISS.

Macross.

@@DIEGhostfish i say Robotech because its superior to Macross and I doubt the creators of Robot Jox would know what Macross was back then

@@lancer737 A single overdub mashing together three disparate series is an interesting concept, but not superior. Nothing whoremoney gold makes is "Superior"

@@DIEGhostfish the Italian orchestrated music is very much more superior than the Japanese score in Macross. Also the lore created is very much more superior and interesting in Robotech than Macross. In fact Macross 2 is a massive ripoff of the Southern Cross era of Robotech, both the main characters are blonde short haired women that are part Zentradi / Meltron, they both have red Veritechs / Valks, they both cause trouble for the Defense forces, their main antagonists are from a species that originally made and or controlled the Zentradi / Zentron, The are both purple haired aces that use Red Bioroid mecha. And the Anti-Culture is very much inspired by the Invid. The majority of Macross stories are bad or weird, even Macross Zero is cursed with a dumb plot device, in this case, singing aliens. Robotech on the other hand overall has great stories, it has loads of source books that flesh out the other mecha and countries in Robotech with fantastic fast amounts of detail. Frankly also, Robotech has way more Destroid pilots that are characters unlike Macross which might only have some pilots for the OG Macross only.

It's here on the tube,just look for it.

The chainsaw made me question many things as a child.

@@Two-Checks My brother and I had a good laugh out of it when we were kids too

But with competent writers and not SJWs or "fans" doing it.

you mean the mma fight in outer space that had B5 and DS9 actors in it before those two series were filmed?

@@toomanyaccounts thats the one

@@Vorador47 its actually on official you tube movie channel.

Me and my best bud from back in the day watched those both around the same time as we played the shit outa some BattleTech back in the early 90's Pencil Paper & imagination days.

Robots, friends, and Razorfist.

black widow is blackface the movie

Im a MCU fan and have been since the beginning. i liked Black Widow fine, but it’s not top 15 in the MCU. Definitely not top 10.

You should have asked him about black panther. I thought that was the greatest gift to man of all time lol. Let him sjw his way out of that mess

Ever seen Clockwork Orange? 😈

The Abyss?

The world of robot jox is so depopulated thanks to nuclear war that if they try again humanity go extinct

@@equusquaggaquagga536 sure that's the reason

Do you even know what that means