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On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop's gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. Thank you, WETA Workshop!

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@monotonescreaming6144
@monotonescreaming6144 7 років тому
I can't believe they missed the chance to load nerf darts into that thing. Imagine coming across this in the employee waiting room on April fools day.
@SapphFire
@SapphFire 7 років тому
Yeah
@haimynamesislex9826
@haimynamesislex9826 7 років тому
Emme T real bullets
@declan7551
@declan7551 7 років тому
Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.
@declan7551
@declan7551 7 років тому
Can of silver spray paint and you're in business.
@Kuraimizu9152
@Kuraimizu9152 7 років тому
How about BB's? That would be nasty...
@owenmajor1314
@owenmajor1314 4 роки тому
2012 "Is there anyone there?" 2019 "There you are."
@reve99nton
@reve99nton 4 роки тому
2026 "Put me down'
@LookingGlass69
@LookingGlass69 4 роки тому
2050 "Are you still there?"
@stevenbudovski6841
@stevenbudovski6841 4 роки тому
3010 "I'm different."
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 роки тому
3077 "I don't blame you"
@loop5720
@loop5720 4 роки тому
7988: I'm here and shout out to the ones before me, looks like this place is ending already
@MillMoxx
@MillMoxx 2 роки тому
The portal turrets are a perfect example of “What if a gun had a soul, and didn’t want to be a gun?”
@AdamHolland-Adz
@AdamHolland-Adz 2 роки тому
That's actually very accurate and kinda tragic. Imagine the turret standing next to a skeleton. "Are you still there? ... Hello? ... I'm sorry."
@hellboy19991
@hellboy19991 2 роки тому
Isn't that "What if a gun had a soul" a quote attributed to the director of The Iron Giant movie (or very close)?
@MillMoxx
@MillMoxx 2 роки тому
@@hellboy19991 yup
@TACTIK00L
@TACTIK00L 2 роки тому
this guy definitely watches youtube shorts
@MillMoxx
@MillMoxx 2 роки тому
@@TACTIK00L ? You do too?
@Jared-e
@Jared-e 2 роки тому
How can a turret have so much charm and personality? I’ve played so many games where even humans don’t have a fraction of the personality. Such a great character.
@Overqualification
@Overqualification 9 місяців тому
Are you still there?
@LeventK
@LeventK 9 місяців тому
​@@OverqualificationNo, thanks. Appreciate that.
@desifitriani3513
@desifitriani3513 7 місяців тому
Portal turret unboxing
@SomeRandomPiggo
@SomeRandomPiggo 7 місяців тому
Sleep mode activated.
@bigmanlikesturtles9476
@bigmanlikesturtles9476 7 місяців тому
@@Overqualification Critical error
@Bwabel
@Bwabel 3 роки тому
“We shoot the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.”
@floriandaler5327
@floriandaler5327 3 роки тому
Why am I reading this in Cave Johnsons voice? I need a doctor.
@Runtergesprungen
@Runtergesprungen 3 роки тому
@@floriandaler5327 oh no me too
@afedupdialga168
@afedupdialga168 3 роки тому
This is the same type of technology we’ve been using on robots for decades Scares the hell out of them
@BroskySam9716
@BroskySam9716 3 роки тому
@@Runtergesprungen but who didn't
@teenysnow5076
@teenysnow5076 3 роки тому
I knew I was gonna see this when I came down here
@loraxthegrey6723
@loraxthegrey6723 4 роки тому
One of them wears a Black Mesa shirt. He is going to be the robot's first target
@andurasu1204
@andurasu1204 4 роки тому
You just made my day 😂
@Tekkwin
@Tekkwin 4 роки тому
HAHA...FAT CHANCE
@joshuadenis3968
@joshuadenis3968 4 роки тому
wich ?
@endorito
@endorito 4 роки тому
black mesa can eat my bankrupt-
@timbailey7837
@timbailey7837 4 роки тому
lmfao
@crashomega
@crashomega 2 роки тому
I can’t believe Cave sent Valve a real sentry. He must have really enjoyed playing the games based his company Aperture Science
@wafflestoyou
@wafflestoyou 4 місяці тому
As a new zealander can confirm weta works shop = very cool
@Ranzord95
@Ranzord95 6 років тому
Imagine if an unauthorized person sneaks into valve's office at night and suddenly an eye of red leds lights up and says "Oh. There you are." I would get out fast as shit lol
@Qubk0
@Qubk0 5 років тому
Would be even better if it has a laser
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 5 років тому
In that situation, I'd grab the nearest Companion Cube
@paulmag91
@paulmag91 5 років тому
@@JetFalcon710 You monster.
@scientistdoggo
@scientistdoggo 5 років тому
And then you hear: "Activating Deadly Neroutoxin..."
@foundationagentredacted9908
@foundationagentredacted9908 5 років тому
I bet they would even load it
@Electrovicane
@Electrovicane 8 років тому
why cant normal people have nice things like these?
@nacho-fb1ch
@nacho-fb1ch 7 років тому
Because this ISNT Normal........BTW this is old...
@genericname2314
@genericname2314 7 років тому
Badum Tss
@f4rz102
@f4rz102 7 років тому
2012 not so old?
@bluvsred9266
@bluvsred9266 7 років тому
So you say that people at Valve not normal?
@nacho-fb1ch
@nacho-fb1ch 7 років тому
Maybe.
@Lunarcreeper
@Lunarcreeper 17 днів тому
imagine breaking & entering into valve's headquarters and hearing "target aquired" after turning a corner.
@IvBolan
@IvBolan 5 місяців тому
Why did YT show me this video from 11 years ago? …Doesn’t matter. I like it!
@daws1620
@daws1620 4 роки тому
"I'm different." Cutest boi in Portal 2
@bharatmadho3742
@bharatmadho3742 4 роки тому
now I need an explanation about the 'don't make lemonade'
@namansoood
@namansoood 4 роки тому
@@bharatmadho3742 That's what Cave Johnson says: "When life gives you lemon, don't make lemonade. Make life and take your lemons back". I am guessing these turret's have either Cave's or Caroline's subconscious in them
@joeyjointjebaiter1275
@joeyjointjebaiter1275 4 роки тому
@@namansoood i just say "When life gives you lemons, burn your house down"
@bharatmadho3742
@bharatmadho3742 4 роки тому
@@namansoood still addicted to valve games
@mercury9641
@mercury9641 3 роки тому
Space core:😕
@kurayamidesu
@kurayamidesu 8 років тому
Oh, God. Can you imagine putting this in someone's room? Especially someone who has already played Portal? Like, have the room be completely dark, and then they hear "Target. Acquired.", see their eye lighting up, and then hear the sound of gunfire?! I would probably have a heart attack then and there.
@anothertwenty-something1929
@anothertwenty-something1929 8 років тому
+kurayamidesu This is so evil!!! ... I would do it just for the laughs >:D (I want one for my room...!)
@smutnejajo5149
@smutnejajo5149 8 років тому
+kurayamidesu And then he jumps like crazy, takes cover behind his furniture and knocks the turret over to break it... Aaaand it actually breaks. Goodbye your money!
@Gabriel-fl2wj
@Gabriel-fl2wj 8 років тому
+Dominiola you need to scarry your nerd brother who plays portal 2 but you kill him because he jumps to the window and dies (Karma lost -50)
@FunkyStudios
@FunkyStudios 8 років тому
+kurayamidesu I Would Be Like What The?! A Turret In My Room! LOL XD
@jerkliar
@jerkliar 8 років тому
I would love that and I'd be terrified XD
@barsaf9989
@barsaf9989 Рік тому
Wow they got everything right on it. Even down to the rate speed at which the arms extend and retract, and how they soften near the end. Absolutely perfect. I would pay large amounts of money for one of these haha.
@maxantubegaming
@maxantubegaming 8 місяців тому
Props to the people who had to activate it, they will be remembered
@cubejedi
@cubejedi 4 роки тому
"Cave Johnson here introducing the new Aperture Science turret to protect your family"
@eekrats5981
@eekrats5981 4 роки тому
Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.
@rainysunday9664
@rainysunday9664 4 роки тому
Nah, prefer Mann Co. Sentry product.
@lostalifegaming
@lostalifegaming 4 роки тому
Just try getting close to that baby
@Nate2010
@Nate2010 4 роки тому
And we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet. Just try to get close to that baby, ha ha, your funeral.
@bunnies2203
@bunnies2203 4 роки тому
I bet you read that in Cave’s voice.
@zombiehead5847
@zombiehead5847 4 роки тому
Valve now has the best security system, a sentry gun and a turret.
@lavalamp131
@lavalamp131 4 роки тому
In the words of one certain short Texan YALL BETTER START PRAYIN
@zombiehead5847
@zombiehead5847 4 роки тому
@Psymon Oliver Very yes
@slother2488
@slother2488 4 роки тому
Cant tell the difference.
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 4 роки тому
@@lavalamp131 In other words of his *You just need a little more gun*
@JoeMakaFloe
@JoeMakaFloe 4 роки тому
@@hazeltree7738 you need more *dakka!*
@Isolating_radicalizer
@Isolating_radicalizer 2 роки тому
I saw this video 8-7 years ago and i thank UKposts to recommend this again to me
@volvofan4053
@volvofan4053 4 місяці тому
Dude i watched this as a kid and said "i want one of those"
@gulayalakel4925
@gulayalakel4925 23 дні тому
same.
@lord_egg
@lord_egg 3 роки тому
Imagine trying to steal something from a bank and you just hear from the corner: There you are.
@theysayes3071
@theysayes3071 2 роки тому
At that point you have already died from fear
@tardisman602
@tardisman602 2 роки тому
"Just try and get close to that baby"
@FusionRain8600
@FusionRain8600 2 роки тому
@@tardisman602 "Hehe, your funeral"
@tardisman602
@tardisman602 2 роки тому
@@FusionRain8600 ah a man a of culture aswell
@flamezx2550
@flamezx2550 2 роки тому
S
@Awfulfeature
@Awfulfeature 4 роки тому
“That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”
@butterlerpunch
@butterlerpunch 4 роки тому
*65%
@Awfulfeature
@Awfulfeature 4 роки тому
Dammit.
@Coherek
@Coherek 4 роки тому
They only fire the whole bullet
@enderpaw.
@enderpaw. 4 роки тому
65%*
@Awfulfeature
@Awfulfeature 4 роки тому
Ryan Borkowski you even read the other replies dude
@wwren
@wwren 3 місяці тому
I love youtube suggesting this to me in the year of our Lord 2024. Portal is eternal
@leodetective6056
@leodetective6056 9 місяців тому
Dude... It was 10 years ago!! I feel myself old
@blackmumba2835
@blackmumba2835 3 роки тому
*Playing portal* *walks past turret* “Hello, I’m different” *heart melts*
@miles4939
@miles4939 3 роки тому
when u pick him up and he says "thank you!" 🥺
@wastakengd4439
@wastakengd4439 3 роки тому
That turret has a special place in heaven
@shortskincat
@shortskincat 3 роки тому
@@wastakengd4439 thank you jesus
@wastakengd4439
@wastakengd4439 3 роки тому
@@shortskincat you’re welcome
@player6415
@player6415 3 роки тому
I couldn’t bear the sight of the turrets falling into the grinder so I blocked it off with (ent_create_portal_companion_cube) and the turrets didn’t get destroyed but my pc melted
@jaxideus6941
@jaxideus6941 6 років тому
So this is were all the their budget for portal 3 went
@the_viper115
@the_viper115 6 років тому
..... ;_;
@spencerhamilton2557
@spencerhamilton2557 6 років тому
At least it was not a complete waste.
@Tomb-bz6tp
@Tomb-bz6tp 6 років тому
Venom X Ahhh...No. Weta made this. FOR THEM. THEY DIDNT FUND IT.
@janhendriks8788
@janhendriks8788 6 років тому
Its was a good invesment
@skaleee1207
@skaleee1207 6 років тому
well used money
@The-python-guy
@The-python-guy 5 місяців тому
I saw this when I was 8 and thought it was awesome
@RomulaaniYT
@RomulaaniYT 7 місяців тому
Congrats Valve! On making the best puzzle game ever. ;D
@mryoshiyoshi451
@mryoshiyoshi451 9 років тому
Admit it people, you want one.
@yonakakurai7985
@yonakakurai7985 9 років тому
I ADMIT IT!!!!
@Dfawley-js2lk
@Dfawley-js2lk 9 років тому
Im not gonna lie I want one SO BAD!!!!
@carsonlybbert1266
@carsonlybbert1266 9 років тому
I will admit it. I don't know if I have ever wanted something so bad.
@croconyle
@croconyle 9 років тому
I admit I do want it. Not just for looking awesome and realistic, but for a little robot buddy! 😙
@dracobengali
@dracobengali 8 років тому
MrYoshiYoshiI ADMIT NOTHING...but yes, I do.
@danke_8642
@danke_8642 Рік тому
I miss the old Valve
@red_lipped_poong
@red_lipped_poong Рік тому
0:59 rip camera guy..
@Vlumpty_Vonty
@Vlumpty_Vonty Рік тому
He will be remembered🫡
@ballisticblocker9163
@ballisticblocker9163 4 роки тому
Can you imagine setting that thing up in your garden and having a sign on your fence that said ‘ Mind the turret ‘
@stuff5757
@stuff5757 3 роки тому
"No, it don't bite, it's actually pretty friendly. But let's just say it has an itchy trigger finger"
@MartinPradoGuerra
@MartinPradoGuerra 3 роки тому
ANCAP dream
@Bri-MAIN
@Bri-MAIN 3 роки тому
The only difference would be that I would give it real bullets
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 2 роки тому
you'd have half a dozen portal fans jumping yr fence every night to steal it. not that i'd be the first to try or anything. honest.
@Feras_Plays
@Feras_Plays Рік тому
​@@sjs9698 then just fill it with bullets no more portal fans wanting your turret
@LexusBot
@LexusBot 4 роки тому
The fact that you could actually mount firearms to this and use the impulse signal from the LED's to actuate a trigger is scary to think about.
@MyNotSoHumbleOpinion
@MyNotSoHumbleOpinion 4 роки тому
Last year I made an airsoft automatic sentry gun with a raspberry pi and a 5€ usb webcam. It's scary that technology and real firearm are cheap and disponible for everyone.
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster 4 роки тому
Sounds like a Michael Reeves video
@yttrium7646
@yttrium7646 4 роки тому
Weaponized robots are all well and good until they start shooting at the people who made them.
@Verillia
@Verillia 4 роки тому
I thought that the turret couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad people tho
@YourLocalMairaaboo
@YourLocalMairaaboo 4 роки тому
PLEASE NO!
@mckennaisaperson4058
@mckennaisaperson4058 2 роки тому
Thank you recommended for bringing this back to me
@QbitGamesENT_Official
@QbitGamesENT_Official Рік тому
When I was 5 years old when I watched, I didn't even know that you made this video. Thank you for a great childhood!
@heededshadow509
@heededshadow509 4 роки тому
*Me, sneaking into Valve HQ.* Turret: “Target acquired-“ Me: “... Indeed-“ *Two minutes later.* Turret: “Please put me down.” Me, walking out with turret in arms: “Never.”
@theredneckdrummerco.6748
@theredneckdrummerco.6748 4 роки тому
YAS
@lightbulb8888
@lightbulb8888 3 роки тому
Me top (literally).
@coopahgibs
@coopahgibs 3 роки тому
Eerorri123 Sap it of course.
@ddest1nyy
@ddest1nyy 3 роки тому
Turret: Kill me Me: Never
@putra7362
@putra7362 3 роки тому
* *ACTIVATE SELF-EXPOLDE* *
@eve13acatty
@eve13acatty 2 роки тому
I remember watching a tour of the Valve headquarters and while they were showing this, the tour guide was like "It came with a built-in voice but we had to turn that off. Because at first it's cool, but after day 17 of constantly hearing 'I see you' when you walk by, it gets old fast" XD
@dylanbksp
@dylanbksp 2 роки тому
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 itll be added in 15 years
@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 2 роки тому
@@dylanbksp way too real
@awakebutstillinbed
@awakebutstillinbed 2 роки тому
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 i just checked and its there
@chrismanuel9768
@chrismanuel9768 2 роки тому
I love their voice though 😭
@eve13acatty
@eve13acatty 2 роки тому
@@chrismanuel9768 Me too!!!
@siimseiin
@siimseiin Рік тому
This video os a great memory from a great time.
@kylewollman2239
@kylewollman2239 3 дні тому
honestly one of the best voiced characters in video games
@sergiobarros6102
@sergiobarros6102 3 роки тому
The Turret is the most sweet enemy in all gaming history.
@NexuuusCoooore
@NexuuusCoooore 2 роки тому
Sentry: most blood thirsty and vicious enemy *when it's pointing at you.*
@yourlocalmethdealer697
@yourlocalmethdealer697 2 роки тому
What about tf2 turret
@noahtheowl7107
@noahtheowl7107 2 роки тому
@@yourlocalmethdealer697 killing macine… literally
@noahtheowl7107
@noahtheowl7107 2 роки тому
@@yourlocalmethdealer697 And engineers baby XD
@yourlocalmethdealer697
@yourlocalmethdealer697 2 роки тому
@@noahtheowl7107 true
@kutlaykizil
@kutlaykizil 4 роки тому
I need a full scale companion cube for quarantine reasons, thanks in advance
@zionfernando2830
@zionfernando2830 3 роки тому
Yes
@jackkingsby116
@jackkingsby116 3 роки тому
most relatable quarantine comment I've ever seen
@neosrc
@neosrc 3 роки тому
Holy f#@$ where did you guys come from all of a sudden
@kutlaykizil
@kutlaykizil 3 роки тому
@@neosrc exactly my thoughts
@Kwispygod
@Kwispygod 3 роки тому
Fleshlight intensifies
@blueorebro4890
@blueorebro4890 25 днів тому
Best video quality from over 10 years ago
@eimantas314-rblx
@eimantas314-rblx Рік тому
Thank you algorithm for reccomending me this since 2020 was the last time i saw it. Thank you.
@yeehaw142
@yeehaw142 6 років тому
Oh Valve, if only you still cared...
@charexgaming884
@charexgaming884 6 років тому
They can't count to three, there is no portal 3, no half life 3, no left 4 dead 3. They have ruined my life...
@victorweizhesun5058
@victorweizhesun5058 5 років тому
They simply realized selling other peoples games are more cost-effective than making their own. please valve, remember us.
@Starbat88
@Starbat88 5 років тому
Portal 2 had a pretty nice ending. Perhaps it's better to just let the story end there. Maybe they'll remake it as a movie...
@alextheglitch1101
@alextheglitch1101 5 років тому
Starbat OH NO
@Nexus9118
@Nexus9118 5 років тому
Yep, the ending is perfect. Especially if you know the translation of the Cara Mia (ukposts.info/have/v-deo/o5mkaoxtqK2K2X0.html - Translation in description), you can know they can't make another one. Glados realized Chell is her daughter and she is telling her to go away.
@ImCertified
@ImCertified 4 роки тому
It's probably in the deepest darkest dungeons of valve collecting dust right now...along with the TF2 turret.
@bunnykun5836
@bunnykun5836 4 роки тому
Yeah just waiting for someone to pass by
@Rostof_TheGreat
@Rostof_TheGreat 4 роки тому
@@bunnykun5836 "There you are."
@flamey4374
@flamey4374 4 роки тому
And half-life 3
@VroonGrimblo
@VroonGrimblo 4 роки тому
Along with TF2*
@DiamondDev45
@DiamondDev45 4 роки тому
Or Being Destroyed By Glados or Wheatley...
@mraustyseventeen17
@mraustyseventeen17 Рік тому
Cave johnson: Special delivery! Aperture team (valve): *unboxes it* Turret: Target acquired Cave johnson: A turret good to hear that my team! Aperture team: *gives a thumbs up to Cave*
@Coffeebean3894
@Coffeebean3894 2 місяці тому
This is the thing I'd die for, I love the turrets and that's just amazing!
@SapphFire
@SapphFire 8 років тому
Would be cool if this would shoot nerf bullets :D
@desfox3685
@desfox3685 8 років тому
That would be cool :D
@ItsMeJasonP
@ItsMeJasonP 8 років тому
+AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!
@ItsMeJasonP
@ItsMeJasonP 8 років тому
+AKTT10 That is what i was thinking!!! I would buy so many!
@nightfuryyassamaru1683
@nightfuryyassamaru1683 8 років тому
Or airsoft. Imagine the guy just comes in the airsoft field with this, places it somewhere strategic, and when the enemy comes in its range, the only thing it hears is "There your are." before being rained on by bullets.
@luanloud921
@luanloud921 8 років тому
+Nightfury Yassamaru yeah they could make 2 ones a fighting one and a nerf toy one!
@amaulana090
@amaulana090 6 років тому
I'm disappointed Why didn't Valve pry the box open with a Crowbar?
@JessieProductions
@JessieProductions 6 років тому
DatGameh I see what you did there
@plkaso7515
@plkaso7515 5 років тому
DatGameh if it helps, there's a guy in a Black Mesa sweatshirt.
@ellasweby9822
@ellasweby9822 5 років тому
What
@SpencerBrewerOG
@SpencerBrewerOG 5 років тому
why didnt they open it with a key?
@sebaprime6411
@sebaprime6411 5 років тому
@@Tabby362 dumbass
@The_Chaos_Engineer
@The_Chaos_Engineer 8 місяців тому
That's was awesome. They literally did it before the 10 years!
@DonaldBaysII
@DonaldBaysII 2 роки тому
I would pay a lot of money to own something like this, this is freaking cool!!!!
@TRIP_B
@TRIP_B 4 роки тому
“Is anyone there?” “There you are” “Uh oh” “Please put me down” “I don’t blame you” “Ahahaa”
@rookield8077
@rookield8077 4 роки тому
I don't understand how these quote comments are getting so much likes. Are 50% of people here deaf or something?
@qExAi5
@qExAi5 4 роки тому
@@rookield8077 Because people. Stop looking for logic to people on the internet. You won't find it no matter what you are looking for.
@clickpause8732
@clickpause8732 4 роки тому
Jeremias Gutierrez congratulations, you played yourself
@ZoylerERF
@ZoylerERF 4 роки тому
Wtf before I watch this video I saw mj videos. This scare me out
@deltatpg9107
@deltatpg9107 4 роки тому
This quote wasn’t in the video but ok
@TheHappyKamper
@TheHappyKamper 3 роки тому
Turret: "Target acquired" Me: "That's cute" **Laptop showing turret is actually acquiring targets** Me: "Oh, shit"
@Vitgone
@Vitgone 2 роки тому
You could also rewire the LEDs that flash to actually guns instead. It would be a real turret.
@MelodiesFromTheStars
@MelodiesFromTheStars 2 роки тому
The demons have come
@rmod8
@rmod8 2 роки тому
the program is built to control actual turrets which is scary
@tcyier
@tcyier 2 роки тому
Wait, so does this mean that a homemade turret is easier done than said?
@holynder3181
@holynder3181 2 роки тому
@@Vitgone With some software upgrades for more range and bigger scan angle as well as hardware upgrades to accommodate for recoil, it would probably work pretty well.
@wr3nche5
@wr3nche5 11 місяців тому
i'll make the trip and take a tour of VALVe HQ just to see this precious little thing 😢 i'd never leave lol
@cursedbeans5560
@cursedbeans5560 11 місяців тому
Imagine a portal roller coaster where you went through the apature science production line,that would be sick
@TheTrueXaver
@TheTrueXaver 5 місяців тому
HOLY SHIT PORTAL DARKRIDE WOULD GO SO FUCKING HARD. I REALLY WANT THAT NOW :(
@MADD264
@MADD264 3 роки тому
Portal fans: “We need portal 3!” Meanwhile in valve:
@khairulmufid497
@khairulmufid497 3 роки тому
Also Fans: Your Pfp
@errateksines9103
@errateksines9103 3 роки тому
Valve don't do 3's cause Gaben thinks the number is cursed....
@MADD264
@MADD264 3 роки тому
Also Mista thinks it’s cursed as well.
@felixbaum2180
@felixbaum2180 3 роки тому
well the go to portal 4 instead
@ETHRON1
@ETHRON1 3 роки тому
Yes please....Please....PLEASE.
@yusuf_kizilkaya
@yusuf_kizilkaya 5 років тому
does it also freak out when you take it off the ground?
@EliteFreeman
@EliteFreeman 4 роки тому
Please put me down
@dr.rooster8111
@dr.rooster8111 4 роки тому
W H O A R E Y O U ?
@n30n_futur37
@n30n_futur37 4 роки тому
Owowowowo!
@cfdeers
@cfdeers 4 роки тому
I don't blame you
@sadramohh
@sadramohh 4 роки тому
@@cfdeers It's not your fault
@kaiplayz3352
@kaiplayz3352 Рік тому
I haven't seen this video in years. Yet UKposts recommended it to me after years.
@calebgiddings7476
@calebgiddings7476 Рік тому
Wow I'm Kinda Suprised I Was Playing Portal Ever Since It Came Out I Even Remember This 10 Years Ago
@d3rpyplays971
@d3rpyplays971 4 роки тому
When you realize this video is from 2012 and you get It in your reccomended in 2020
@billylabufanda1340
@billylabufanda1340 4 роки тому
D3rpy Jogos hmm yes that’s correct
@antisocialvigilante7697
@antisocialvigilante7697 4 роки тому
Same here i see
@tobynlayton4573
@tobynlayton4573 4 роки тому
It's a sign....
@erklingames6009
@erklingames6009 4 роки тому
I had the chance to give you the 69th like. And I said no.
@megabyte1107
@megabyte1107 4 роки тому
And when you see this you want to work at valve
@Scarecrow2140
@Scarecrow2140 4 роки тому
Saw this in my reccomended without seeing the date. Got me excited for a moment.
@javakio6267
@javakio6267 4 роки тому
Ness > Lucas
@Tinkuwu
@Tinkuwu 4 роки тому
Feels bad. :(
@hadoom848
@hadoom848 4 роки тому
I thought they might not have abandoned Portal forever. I am wrong.
@zeynepkarakusaltun8925
@zeynepkarakusaltun8925 4 роки тому
Yeah dick me too
@nwolfhub
@nwolfhub 4 роки тому
And there's 1 interesting thing: we still don't have portal 3
@blakejames9743
@blakejames9743 2 роки тому
0:54 Thought I was in a assesment room for a second. Man, that bought back some vivid memories 😬
@Ruby_Roulette
@Ruby_Roulette 2 місяці тому
WAIT WHY IS THIS SO COOL- It looks EXACTLY how it would in the game, that's amazing
@lain328
@lain328 4 роки тому
I need the one that says "I'm different" so bad.
@deshawnpannell3907
@deshawnpannell3907 4 роки тому
They're adorable! Who doesn't need them?
@Comboowo
@Comboowo 4 роки тому
Yeah, its called the oracle turret
@Comboowo
@Comboowo 4 роки тому
@@aer2856 Das a spoiler alert, but you're 100% correct. The turret also says "Don't make lemonade," "Get mad," "Her name is Caroline," etc.
@cavalo7657
@cavalo7657 4 роки тому
Her name is Caroline, Remember it!!
@antonius6257
@antonius6257 4 роки тому
It cant/doesn't shoot tho
@highendjerry1865
@highendjerry1865 3 роки тому
They upgraded their security, now I can't steal Half-Life 3
@damienmaymdien6367
@damienmaymdien6367 3 роки тому
*heavy update
@SouthyTR
@SouthyTR 3 роки тому
Oh come on
@cheesestealer9780
@cheesestealer9780 3 роки тому
@@damienmaymdien6367 and portal 2 episode 1
@EeveeGamer-qc3vo
@EeveeGamer-qc3vo 3 роки тому
just sap the turret
@cheesestealer9780
@cheesestealer9780 3 роки тому
@@EeveeGamer-qc3vo they have pybros tho...
@joshuaconnelly8576
@joshuaconnelly8576 Рік тому
The finish on the turrets shell looks really good
@BLAHAJ_GAMING431
@BLAHAJ_GAMING431 9 місяців тому
Reading the comments is the best part about this video.
@SLim-ih7lq
@SLim-ih7lq 4 роки тому
"I do love testing."
@sirapnisaggin
@sirapnisaggin 3 роки тому
k
@cuck4187
@cuck4187 3 роки тому
But wait
@kurisu-2385
@kurisu-2385 3 роки тому
Thank you cartman
@cqllel5186
@cqllel5186 21 день тому
Imagine paying for shipping when you can just walk thru a magical door and pick it up
@Heolses
@Heolses 7 років тому
...Are you still there ?
@thuuuu8564
@thuuuu8564 7 років тому
Naw
@ogzephyr4166
@ogzephyr4166 7 років тому
Whismirk Could you come over... here?
@durikorsman3914
@durikorsman3914 7 років тому
Please put me down
@niklasj.rosenberg3419
@niklasj.rosenberg3419 7 років тому
+Whismirk ...I don't blame you...
@therudestofclouds2007
@therudestofclouds2007 7 років тому
...Prometheus was punished by the gods by giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds
@astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546
@astrangeryouvemetontheinte8546 4 роки тому
Me: Oh so this is ValvE's office Me: *walks around* Turret: Target acquired Me: *RUN*
@prime5976
@prime5976 4 роки тому
(on your way out) *Tf2 sentry beep*
@Iris-wg9ls
@Iris-wg9ls 4 роки тому
PrimeTV you are making me imagining tf2 sentry and portal turret talking to each other
@redstone_orange
@redstone_orange 4 роки тому
When you are outside: Rocket Turret:
@obsidironpumicia4074
@obsidironpumicia4074 4 роки тому
@@Iris-wg9ls "Is anyone there"? (Across the hall) "Bidi-beep." "Hello!"
@williamlumsdon1604
@williamlumsdon1604 4 роки тому
GUNFIRE INTENSIFIES
@deadpoollane4229
@deadpoollane4229 Рік тому
Oh please make another portal game. It was one of the best games ever made. I miss the puzzles and challenges in that game. and the funny smug remarks of the bots. but also thank you for all your hard work making it. :)
@skycloud5695
@skycloud5695 3 місяці тому
Proud of my country, New Zealand of all places, making shit this cool.
@bryant475
@bryant475 4 роки тому
Imagine this sentry in the Home Alone scene, where he scares the burglars with the "filthy animal" movie scene?
@tinawright3851
@tinawright3851 4 роки тому
I might get my friend to make an SFM, thanks for the idea!
@VirtualRook
@VirtualRook 4 роки тому
@@tinawright3851 I love how many people seem to have just got this in their recommended XD
@bryant475
@bryant475 4 роки тому
@@tinawright3851 I'd love to see it!
@bryant475
@bryant475 4 роки тому
@@VirtualRook I've been watching "Half Life VR but AI are self aware" by Wayneradiotv, hilarious! Also, the release of Half Life: Alyx :)
@Sol-cf9ko
@Sol-cf9ko 4 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eYeJm5x7gI6DxGw.html you're gonna enjoy this version then :)
@charlielongstaff5191
@charlielongstaff5191 4 роки тому
UKposts: yeah 2019 should be a great time to put this in peoples feed
@sageringeisen8236
@sageringeisen8236 4 роки тому
It's worth it though.
@charlielongstaff5191
@charlielongstaff5191 4 роки тому
Sage Ringeisen hell yeah it is
@Awelbeckk
@Awelbeckk 4 роки тому
@@charlielongstaff5191 Yup best idea YT had since a long time
@sageringeisen8236
@sageringeisen8236 4 роки тому
@@Awelbeckk agreed
@sageringeisen8236
@sageringeisen8236 4 роки тому
@@anonymousperson7536 bad day?
@M4lock
@M4lock 6 місяців тому
It's 2023 and this never fails to impress
@blindwanderer2314
@blindwanderer2314 9 місяців тому
Just imagine, Valve must be using this turret as a coat rack with how much they forgot the Portal series
@circutive
@circutive 3 роки тому
Just imagine putting a laser beam, sound effects, and the turret voice. That would be creepy, yet cute. *Just like the simulations.*
@nimoy007
@nimoy007 3 роки тому
It already has 2/3 of those things...
@jamesromano9967
@jamesromano9967 3 роки тому
what about a gun
@Brainiac-rv5hk
@Brainiac-rv5hk 3 роки тому
Dog-ception
@roombaman1755
@roombaman1755 3 роки тому
How about it actually shooting
@circutive
@circutive 3 роки тому
@@roombaman1755 Oh god-
@BasedPeter
@BasedPeter 9 років тому
I think they bought it to keep Gabe out of the fridge.
@diegomartinez65
@diegomartinez65 9 років тому
XDDDDDDD Good One
@ackbarfan5556
@ackbarfan5556 9 років тому
Nah, he probably uses it on interns.
@firesaiyan12
@firesaiyan12 7 років тому
ackbarfan5556 or people that suggest third installments of valve franchises.
@cerealjam
@cerealjam 7 років тому
BasedPeter HEY
@RejectReef
@RejectReef 7 років тому
Lord GabeN They stopped you from getting your cheeseburgers?!
@Day-vn8lj
@Day-vn8lj Рік тому
dude be wearing a black mesa hoodie and yet somehow is alive standing in front of aperture technology
@jair8357
@jair8357 29 днів тому
Aperture Science thanks you for your purchase.❤
@SauceFring
@SauceFring 8 років тому
Man, a sentry AND a turret? This place is decked out!
@philipottey7723
@philipottey7723 8 років тому
I guess nobody would be passing by Valve HQ except for Spy with his sapper and the handheld portal device to tip the turret over.
@shutereye2634
@shutereye2634 8 років тому
Or a gravity gun, and this must be why nobody has gotten by and seen if HL3 is in development, because if they do find out, well. They don't make it out.
@northkuledud3749
@northkuledud3749 7 років тому
but wheres the combine turret
@shutereye2634
@shutereye2634 7 років тому
skyarmymember 12 Thats next on the build list I guess.
@northkuledud3749
@northkuledud3749 7 років тому
RagingHammer lets wait
@mongolianwarrior5083
@mongolianwarrior5083 Рік тому
No one talking about how much of a banger of a song on this video is
@DAVETHEBREADWIZARD
@DAVETHEBREADWIZARD Місяць тому
I love the box it came in
@Jo-ew7lw
@Jo-ew7lw 6 років тому
sure it’s cool. But does it fire 60% more bullet?
@kazutokirigaya6597
@kazutokirigaya6597 6 років тому
A Kelp Shake per bullet*
@newagederpderp
@newagederpderp 6 років тому
It fires 0% bullet. *It does not fire bullets. It has flashing lights and a speaker.*
@oewn442
@oewn442 6 років тому
*65%
@bubboydarker9030
@bubboydarker9030 6 років тому
Airsoft
@Soneone.
@Soneone. 6 років тому
*THAT'S 65% MORE BULLET PER BULLET*
@shelbymcsweeney3448
@shelbymcsweeney3448 6 років тому
IM THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT IT ISNT DOING ANYTHING
@jamesw3036
@jamesw3036 6 років тому
I legitimately threw my entire allowance at the screen of my laptop when the turret revealed itself. You aren't alone sir.
@RainIncorporated
@RainIncorporated 6 років тому
Yall are idiots THIS IS HOW ITS DONE *slams money all over screen*
@dylan-fnaf1679
@dylan-fnaf1679 6 років тому
*brings money launcher*
@pocarisweat_jp
@pocarisweat_jp 6 років тому
*stuffs PC internals with cash*
@Valcuda
@Valcuda 6 років тому
REPLACES LAPTOP CASE WITH MONEY
@addoatha
@addoatha 2 роки тому
It's been 9 years and UKposts suddenly put this video on my recommendation. Maybe this is a sign that Aperture Laboratories needs more subjects for Portal 3
@Dzztzt
@Dzztzt 2 роки тому
Thanks for bringing it to Nintendo Switch! Day one purchase for me
@skiper7795
@skiper7795 2 роки тому
I love how the 10 years old valve videos are poping on my main card almost every day.
@Anvilshock
@Anvilshock Рік тому
What's the Pope got to do with this?
@chenn2749
@chenn2749 11 місяців тому
@@Anvilshock He has unfinished buisness with the pope.
@-VORTEX-VR
@-VORTEX-VR 8 місяців тому
WHERE CAN I BUT THIS PLEASE TELL ME I CAN BUY THIS
@pras6
@pras6 5 місяців тому
Fr
@hostilepancakes
@hostilepancakes 4 роки тому
"Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product." *hi* *hello* *hello-ohhh* "The Turret! How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this!" "Plus, we fire the *whole* bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."
@Verillia
@Verillia 4 роки тому
Lol
@hubertkrakowski722
@hubertkrakowski722 4 роки тому
''Cave Johnson here!''
@Winlonghorn_iso
@Winlonghorn_iso 4 роки тому
It’s the same technology we’ve been using our robots for years...scares the hell out of them
@annoyingkittycat6449
@annoyingkittycat6449 Рік тому
i went on a tour once of the actual WETA workshop once, it was pretty damn cool no turrets tho :(
@quequahqueh1878
@quequahqueh1878 Рік тому
this is fire, dude
@FalkyRocket2222
@FalkyRocket2222 3 роки тому
just noticed that guy with a Black Mesa shirt thing, if the turret was real he'd be dead by now
@FalkyRocket2222
@FalkyRocket2222 3 роки тому
@Sowneyy 7.62 it sure does chap
@ThomasFarquhar2
@ThomasFarquhar2 3 роки тому
They'd all be to be honest
@Sypaka
@Sypaka 3 роки тому
"Anti Black Mesa personal protocol initiated. Limiters removed.".
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 3 роки тому
Thomas farquhar Except the guy with the Black Mesa shirt. The turret would make sure he suffered for a long time
@ElMatero6
@ElMatero6 3 роки тому
@@vibaj16 he would burn in turret hell
@LunchBaby
@LunchBaby 4 роки тому
"Just try and get near that baby ha your funeral" - Cave Johnson
@thenamesjay03
@thenamesjay03 4 роки тому
We're done hear
@mangckyatmamon
@mangckyatmamon 3 роки тому
Gabe Joestar, we're done hare.
@faridnazmi4314
@faridnazmi4314 2 роки тому
Wow that was dope ngl dude
@coblerz
@coblerz Рік тому
Realizing later in life the impact of WETA Workshop, seeing that they made this makes it just that much cooler. Two top of their class companies from their respective industries.
@WLS_Churchill
@WLS_Churchill Рік тому
Search about Grordbort's rockets if you don't know what it is already
@nordzlopez3575
@nordzlopez3575 8 років тому
Whats next?! A GLaDOS?!?
@omegawott
@omegawott 8 років тому
YES PLEASE
@TheJackets61
@TheJackets61 7 років тому
+ItsRyaN27 we have two full games explaining in detail why that's a bad idea
@yukkinonn3754
@yukkinonn3754 7 років тому
in that case, we need Wheatley too.
@misterfaust1435
@misterfaust1435 7 років тому
Just have a voice changer on the intercom so if anyone speaks it sounds like Cave Johnson
@yukkinonn3754
@yukkinonn3754 7 років тому
Slippery gaming that's legit the best idea i've heard this week. well done.
@inspectornigel9355
@inspectornigel9355 7 років тому
As a portal fan. I want this. For science.
@PieroMinayaRojas
@PieroMinayaRojas 6 років тому
So you are GLaDOS
@ideditzsoc00t46
@ideditzsoc00t46 6 років тому
Yup
@sumitasardar203
@sumitasardar203 2 роки тому
You monster.
@lockjaw77
@lockjaw77 Рік тому
We are one step closer to having portal in real life
@aregularwhiterunguard
@aregularwhiterunguard 2 роки тому
Still looks cool after 9 years
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