Unit Coordinator I am not the same person 31 years ago

im not the same person as i was before Karen took the kids

-Parmenides

(thumbs up not enough) i really did not expect one of the comments to enhance my enjoyment of an unfathomably enjoyable piece. clap clap clap clap. hell of a clap.

One of us in this comment section has died of Covid now.

Reilly M Yes I believe so

Naturally

Yes very really good grades

I guess he later preferred to do comedy

At the top of his class

And it seems to me You lived your life Like a watermelon in the wind Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in

All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity Watermelon in the wind All they are is watermelon in the wind

*Puts on sunglasses and hears YEAAAAAH in the background*

Thin watermelon Is blowin’ In the wind

🤣🤣🤣

"Imagine all the people, living life in peace"

"Imagine all the pieces one melon could yield?" 🍉

+Dylan Childs lost it

Dylan Childs I

Maybe if it was a watermelon kite

This is probably the funniest comment on UKposts.

Holy shit 😂

Lol this needs more likes

My friend has made the joke that I'm so thin that if I turned sideways I'd disappear.

*Breaking News* Lame joke reveals shortest attention span south of Canada. 0:07

Nothing like a little existential horror plot twist

I thought the same thing

I think you’re reading too much into it, this is clearly a simple statement about empirical epistemology in light of Kantian apriori propositions. More concretely we assume watermelons are anything but thin from experience, and if Nathan were to show an image of a regular full watermelon instead we would assume that it was an ellipsoid with some significant depth. Yet the two dimensional observation itself says nothing about depth, it’s only our past assumptions about what watermelons “should be like” that extrapolate the observation to give the illusion that it extends beyond what we actually saw. Afterwards we might say “I saw a big watermelon.” Did you? Thus Nathan is making a case for the Kantian premise that objects conform to our cognition. In fact there is no real choice to be made between having objects conform to our cognition or our cognition conform to objects, because if we take the former path it’s only because paradoxically we are conforming to the property of the object that it is unknowable. Much of what we think of as “empirical observation” is heavily coloured by a network of apriori rules in our head. The napkin represents the barrier between us and truly knowing the object in and of itself. That’s all there is to it.

@@fizwizzle1989 *passes joint*

Best dialogue I've ever read. Thank you.

Yep, now I’m convinced all philosophy professors are stoners

😂😂😂😂😂

I think Nathan made a lot of real life enemies in his show haha. 4000 private investigators disliked this.

Not so thin Watermelon?!?

They saw exactly what they were expecting to see, and that was the problem

Half the likes/dislike are misclicks.

perhaps they have a moral disagreement with the content of the video?

Today video would have shown: 3mins in the market + drive home 2mins talking and goal for the video 45sec sponsor 3mins fast footage of cutting watermelon And last 45seconds of the actual title And end video at 10:04

Because Nathan never lies

Oh it delivered more than that, my friend

@@JerryDaBes Absolutely bang on. Hit the nail on the head hahah.

IGN

THATS what my grandma used to say all the time

If you're having melon problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but the wind ain't one.

When you attach the wrong physics to the watermelon model

Lmaoooo 💀💀💀💀 Affected by the wind 😭😭

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gH2koZujp6WS0Yk.html DONT CLICK!!!!

Empty your mind. Be formless like water. But rigid like melon. If you put watermelon into a cup, it is hard to drink. First you must punch the melon, then put in the cup. Now it is shapeless, but also cup shaped. What was I saying? - Bruce Lee

@@aceparable1 the “What was I saying” at the end is the cherry on top, at first I was like, haha, not water, watermleon, funny joke. But the what was I saying solidified the canon in my head of Bruce Lee just mindlessly rambling and confusing himself by his own metaphor.

exactlyyy 😭

so damn true

Imagine the sheer volume of content created and sitting ignored by the algorithm because of traits no one can exactly identify.

One of the tried and true rules of the internet

The best content is honestly

Downright spooky

Whoa I never noticed this until now!! 😝

Damn that is really weird

It’s pretty thin

How the hell did he cut it that thinly?

Who now helps small business owners make it in this competitive world.

expected porn. as a matter of fact, some weird fetish.

This video ruined my life.

THAT WAS ME! THIS IS NOT THIN ENOUGH!!!!

I just wanted a cheeseburger

No I expected thicc watermelon.

It felt like he was looking past the camera, so self aware self doesn’t exist

It was like he was actually looking at *me*

Shut up! Nathan was looking at me!!!!!

@@glipk nah I think he was looking at James

@@SiisKolkytEuroo Dude are you crazy? It was 100% Joseph.

Gadem Batmen And I regret nothing.

+Bo Whaley Neither do I. if anything, I was looking forward to this

coincidense? i think not, we were fated to meet, our destiny was interweb, and our path crossed we can finally say that we have reach the point where we can start, finally my long lost Gadem Batmen, 2 years in the future + our entire life behind it, and we met.

Now I am complete *shoots self in head*

Somewhere deep inside hope this is not the end yet.

medium rare

That's what she said...

I read this in Nathan’s voice

Eh, I’ve cut watermelon so thin I couldn’t even see it.

I don’t think scientists struggle with the last two

@@kayluhluh6973 It's... it's a joke man dear god

Skygirl 3000 i am laughing dear god

@@kayluhluh6973 There actually is no way to understand youtube recommended. You can make broad characterizations and exert some control on a general scale, but there is no way to fully analyze the inner workings of the machine learning system being used. It would be similar to trying analyze and understand why the neural network that is your brain finds this video interesting (the brain is orders of magnitude more complex of course, but the same type of computation/algorithm is used in both).

IDontKnow :(

Poor people

both of your pfp and your comment are spot on

My recommendations just got too perfect I guess.

I’m the 1000th like

Banana Joe nice

He's got his own show callet Nathan For You.

He's like a Gen Z Soul born in a Millennial's body with the Business Skills of a Boomer.

Now he lives in 2030, lol.

Everyone says exactly the same thing on every video recommended after 10 years, no matter what it's a video of.

That's what she said

You're goddamn right 🔥

The Bees Knees I grew up that way too

im sure it was a gmo. nothing to fear friend all is well.

It's like your whole life was a lie.

0:23

My parents lied to me

no one is denying it

you got it Poo Poo

Teacher 🙋‍♂️ Poo Poo made a poo poo in the poo poo room and it isn’t poo poo day

thicc watermelon ukposts.info/have/v-deo/pXmCoJiqj2dlt4k.html

It is NOT a thin watermelon. It's a thin SLICE of watermelon.

Thin

Thin pineapple

Same.

𝓡𝓮𝓭 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽.

UKposts nailed the neighborhood Recommended Algorithm. Lol. Bro high five!

same, apparently.

UKposts trying to get me to stop watching videos about the riots.

@@PsychoBible watch both

@@PsychoBible OMG me too

when the student is ready, the teacher appears.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rHOXaa54nIqZtH0.html hehe

I felt guilty when he did that

To send the message

thicc watermelon ukposts.info/have/v-deo/pXmCoJiqj2dlt4k.html

IKR

T H I C C

I don't want to fuck a watermelon

@@PrincessNine the universe will never ask you what you want. Only provide you with the opportunities that you NEED

see you all in 2030 i guess for t h i c c watermelon

No THINNER watermelon

Very Suave those people are mistaken, this is pretty high level comedy lol

Nathan was aheads of its time

nathan is from the future of this future

Some garbage is okay.

Pfft... It's 2020 yall....

*Visible fear noises*

no, not really this is from when youtube actually had content

Who?

@@NemoMMA The guy in the video. The channel name

Yeah because you know him personally right? Lmao

Casey Hines maybe he’s my cousin

Tanner Broyles you have a fascinating family member man

That's what she said

Is it naturally occurring wind or have they used a fan to create the illusion of a spontaneous breeze?

That’s the joke

"The way it's just flopping in the wind makes it 10x better", that's what she said.

Whoah there 10x is not likely. I personally think a still thin watermelon could be pretty funny.

All sorts of entertaining shit from previously inaccessible outposts, but I still prefer the pre internet days.

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@@hazeymazeyyy.....

The humour of the future will be like the art of today.

But for now, humor is recycled.

@@snivyservine6361 Literally every thing across all spectrums is recycled and reused. We've done it for thousands upon thousands of years. The biggest thing about comedy and its success is repetition. Mark Twain discovered this and tested it. But overall it's just simple patterns. How you or anyone else doesn't notice this I'm not really sure.

This is like the past tho, or maybe not. Not sure when that episode of veggie tales was made

A redundant explanation to something obvious. Taking an off-hand comment that meant nothing and responding with condescension is just embarrassing. And what meaning from your worthless trash of insight should I even bother taking? That I'm a mere fool too half-witted to comprehend your unnecessary drivel? Why, I ought to throw myself to the vultures for being so pathetic in your eyes! Cutting the theatrics, I'm not impressed. Preach to the choir as much as you want, but I don't care for it. I'm not going to argue about something that makes me out to be an ass for saying something inconsequential. Goodbye, and for anyone else here take this. cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498976521483059210/715629366905798657/DxJvxo2XcAA2mRx.jpg

i love that every 3 months since the pandemic started, yt wants me to rewatch this i guess yt is not all bad

Well it is called thin watermelon after all.

it's a thin watermelon

Jesus how many times have I watched this

It’s really a thing of beauty

omgwiggy

Definitely 🤔

@@huseyintunchkol6410 böyle bir videonun böyle bir yorumunda bir Türk bulmak loto tuttutmak gibi hissettirdi

@@kdrama0enjoyer Türk milleti her yerde bu sanat çalışmasında Türk olmaması düşünülemezdi.

@@huseyintunchkol6410 Türklerin mizah anlayışı var !! Merhaba, Amerika'dan.

Looks like human flesh

I'm guessing you're not a fan of certain things flapping around?

:|

@@DreamfactoryZero Tell me you’re not referring to “actual vagina flaps, flappin’ in the wind...”

'It was so gentle, like a thin slice of watermelon flapping in the wind'

They weren't wrong tbh

@AdoIf HitIer 卐 says Adolf Hitler

I hate these comments

Everybody: Time to post another unoriginal, overused "Nobody:" comment.

same

You are a bad person

@anna you mean SilentMemer WHO WANTS TO GET RID OF HAPPINESS

just Google *woodpecker tongue* for the cure for happiness

SilentMemer 😂

The cure for happiness is a good old roundhouse kick

Hello D'Arby what u doing here

So, we meet again Barby.

Mike Strider You are a terrible person...

USSR national anthem

666 upthumbs

What a username xD

username 100

he invented humor wdym

Too

Sanatea what the hell are you talking about.

didn't even see the date until i read your comment, why is this so depressing

lmao basically 90% of early internet humor was abstract, absurdist shit.

I've seen some plot twists in my day, and that was certainly one of them.

When the thin turned out to be watermelon, I was absolutely perplexed.

the title wasn't a spoiler at all

who could have seen this coming

404 "comment not found"

It was pretty funny in 2010

Ceon *upgrade

basic bitch sense of humour

@@Dadflaps the funny police has arrived

@goggles789 You don’t need goggles, you need gLasSeS *slaps knee *

Kill

Yeah you did speak to yourself

You: I really speak to me. Me: We agree with us.

@@nillewenne2934 Kill

@Seegh Hyle Kill

@DooDooBumMan Why not watch comedy specials made by this guy? "Nathan for you" is fantastic

Ok

Jollyva the answer is blowing in the wind

The answer is thin watermelon

@@ineffablemars damn that's one of the greatest replies I've seen on yt and I've been here for 7 years

🤣🤣😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo what's popping, Thin Watermelon

@@boiboi7717 Nothin much, Boi Boi.

pickle tarts yes to tv girl

It's not gay if u have socks on

I saw this comment on here twice, from two different people so where y’all stealing them from

@@kayluhluh6973 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/omSBnGZpnrCizo0.html r e t a e d e e w

County Facts y’all too old to be watching this

Future, it's future

@@kayluhluh6973 what is the age requirement for watching a men holding a thin watermelon?!!!

yeah well ive been in your inbox for 2 weeks and you didnt click it

....whoa

scarlett I see you everywhere Scarlett what is going on?!

im not in her in inbox, her box is in me ;);)

@isthisdylan U CANT DYLAN, YOU CANT

Or that Katy Perry song

akka can I get some top

akka can i get some top

Can I get some top

Vegan pizza be like:

It's a watermelon you idiot

@@labradorislove i'm sorry but r/wooooosh

crazy guy you deserve a reward for achieving this level of stupidity... Bravo 👏

Autism Test r/woooosh

"Like a turd in the wind.."

Really KNOWSS what wind feels like. I love that for it.

Once you start watching them the algorithm dumps them into your recommended. Edit: I started watching short Spongebob clips and now that’s a big part of my recommended as well.

that’s been happening to me! i have a whole playlist for them because there’s so many i still need to watch

I love them all

AI is poppin off

Every single day 🤣

Truth 😂

So,your pizza was a watermelon?

id take melon over pizza any day

Dominos pizza is equivalent

😂😂😂