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This audience have the most RIDICULOUS jobs… | Chris Turner

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Pepper Spray Marketer? Yeti Engineer? What’s wrong with these people?! Freestlye rapper Chris Turner roasts them in a hilarious improvised rap!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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@johnadams1976 Місяць тому

Omg how many people are 'in finance!?'

@JP-xd6fm Місяць тому

They're the worse!, just right after idf soldiers

@abefawn Місяць тому

google says 6.21 million people in the u.s. by march 2021

@meticulouslytender8921 Місяць тому

I am in Finance and have never been pepper sprayed 🤣

@philtanics1082 Місяць тому

....yet

@meticulouslytender8921 Місяць тому

@@philtanics1082 true true

@paulwhetstone0473 Місяць тому

I really like Chris’s relaxed laid back approach to audience solicitation. It makes his freestyle even more effective.

@alek2341 Місяць тому

That's a missed marketing opportunity.

@iamjaegee Місяць тому

it’s hilarious how many people work in finance but America is in more debt then ever.

@happybeerlove Місяць тому

They're probably all dept collectors

@GammaRays10 Місяць тому

And yet has the worlds largest GDP (by country) and largest share of the world's GDP

@alek2341 Місяць тому

Actually, that's exactly the reason and this is by design. People don't work in finance to make you wealthy.

@lockbert99 Місяць тому

It was finance types on Wall Street that went all in with giving mortgages to people they knew couldn't afford them in the 2000's leading to the 2008 Great Recession. But even if competent, I don't think they can change the spending habits of USA politicians.

@_Cervantez Місяць тому

Well the finance guys‘ money has to come from somewhere…

@RoaringOrange Місяць тому

Finally more or less decent beats! I love your look straight into the camera! And your crowd work is just as good as the rap!

@umabatata Місяць тому

i've watched a lot of your stuff and this one was top 5. mad skills

@JM-sv5ix Місяць тому

A true entertainer with informative content. Thank you Chris.

@robertthifault4080 Місяць тому

Woah! So smooth!

@AAtruism Місяць тому

It’s great to see Chris’s transformation over the years. His comedy is always gold, and now his freestyle consistency has gone to the next level. You can see he’s way more able to get into a flow state than he did several years back, and he’s starting to make his rap tone of voice way more consistent. In several videos you’ll notice how he starts off strong with cadence and then slowly reverts back to his natural voice. But this one lasted throughout. Nice job good sir!

@xLaVey Місяць тому

Yay new one

@thihigh9568 Місяць тому

Loving the occasional fast rap, at first it looked like that might have been too much of a challenge but then you killed it as always!

@NickVanos Місяць тому

Chris you rock! When are you coming back for a tour on the Netherlands!?! To bad you had to cancel your trip because of C-19. Hope to see you soon

@Gardow Місяць тому

Maybe a bit of a rough start, but you brought it home.

@andershall6774 Місяць тому

Always surprises me why you're not awarded the worlds greatest rapper yet.

@lockbert99 Місяць тому

I would have said "Chris Turner instead of comedian" to keep it matched up. I have heard Brits say Hoovering (from Hoover vacuum cleaners) instead of vacuuming. But that was decades ago.

@thingswelike Місяць тому

We still say hoovering. Pretty universal here still (despite lots of other brands being better known these days)

@christiaanbijzet9008 Місяць тому

I miss the suggestions because they often fot way more interesting

@axiomer47 Місяць тому

Why's the audio feeble? Is it only for me?

@aceventura2154 Місяць тому

That's what i said. it ruined the whole thing and the beat started too early. Then at one point it sounded like it ended and started again.

@Aritro77 Місяць тому

The rapid fire rhythm, the allusions, the loose associations, the callbacks, this right here is some of your best stuff. On the other hand, you've relapsed into your bad habit of cutting off the applause at the vinegar strokes again. SMH, please stop that. But I do love that dark green, purple and navy getup. Clearly the missus has started choosing your clothes and hats off to her, she really got it done.

@kirdot2011 Місяць тому

pepper spray marketer that never mentions the brand Her marketing skills can be called bland While Yeti will now most likely rake in 10 thousand grand while the pepper spray marketer will see in her wallet nothing but few grains of sand

@rexrockel3852 Місяць тому

First one here 😂

@Mr_Heller Місяць тому

@germese Місяць тому

Beat so bad

@aceventura2154 Місяць тому

When it came to the freestyle the sound was shit. Too low. Rap felt too fast. Just being honest. Far better than I could ever do but not great by your standards.