This Is The Strangest Low Budget Movie
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the Lamp: Just Believe has everything: a great plot, compelling characters, amazing actors, and also none of those things are true. This low budget movie is bad and oh baby I'm gonna cringe.
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@Thesilliestkid 3 роки тому
never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Charles: if he is a genie
@yolkyostritch1692 3 роки тому
This is a underrated comment
@Thesilliestkid 3 роки тому
@@yolkyostritch1692 ah yes
@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 3 роки тому
I am Chara more like new.
@BoltNation_ 3 роки тому
nah..we gotta ask the age.. *Twitter cancelling everyone*
@asylnn 3 роки тому
@I am Chara more like no one asked
@beccahiggins3972 5 років тому
“It came out in 2011” oh ok, cool. not too long ago *”8 years ago”* .......oH okAy.
@carrieharlow435 5 років тому
I swear 2009 was 4 years ago.
@claire969 5 років тому
Becca Higgins wait this scares the **cRaP** out of me
@kaitlynkristine3939 5 років тому
i feel like 2011 was like just the other day
@neegas3490 5 років тому
🤤
@k8tieisjusthere123 5 років тому
Are we sure 2011 was 8 years ago?! Jeez
@babyvia6712 Рік тому
It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over
@notaspacecow 9 місяців тому
Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯
@babyvia6712 9 місяців тому
@@notaspacecow 👏💯
@TheFallenTrooper 7 місяців тому
I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.
@bea2323 6 місяців тому
Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel
@boopdoop2251 3 місяці тому
Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” UKposts channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.
@jakengatai2972 Рік тому
Janitor - “Which kid is yours?” Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”
@thecowboybebop2071 7 місяців тому
Lmao he actually does omfg
@guineverepriddy5289 4 роки тому
Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.
@Alysscka 4 роки тому
Dark, but... what a great plot idea
@frenlyneybur7544 4 роки тому
That would actually make a really good movie
@lolwhat4606 4 роки тому
couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings
@sushiroll7013 4 роки тому
then he bounced
@maybeoptify 4 роки тому
@Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf
@ellacasey7303 5 років тому
Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field
@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169 5 років тому
Yep
@leonna9159 5 років тому
@GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69
@gooklor7976 5 років тому
Ella Casey so true
@jordand2405 5 років тому
Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting
@tryingmybest3744 5 років тому
It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.
@generalshenanigans1703 Рік тому
Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh
@Tyler-ip7mj 10 місяців тому
Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅
@renthewerecat 7 місяців тому
so true
@favoritemustard3542 6 місяців тому
"The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_ "The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol
@Stanssstraykiddss 5 місяців тому
True lmao
@lunaequinox7333 3 місяці тому
About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.
@roshnipatel2000 2 роки тому
The movie is weird but I liked the premise of the genie tricking them into fixing their life themselves
@KillerQueenDopamine Рік тому
This movie actually didn’t seem that bad compared to other ones he’s reacted to on this channel. I didn’t find the plot holes or writing to be too awful. Again, watching bad movie commentary from him and Drew and Kurtis probably set the bar low lol
@justsoul815 Рік тому
@@KillerQueenDopamine so true, this movie seems pretty enjoyable (at least Danny's video about it, I'm not sure about the movie on its own)
@hiddenleafdrip3869 Рік тому
@@KillerQueenDopamine depends on how you take it, I think most of the top comments being heavily annoyed with Stan just getting a redemption arc after 2 years of being an asshole paints the picture.
@vermillion2023 10 місяців тому
He's not a genie you idiot.
@utatanepikoV5 7 місяців тому
1k after a year!
@TheDonutMan3000 5 років тому
Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie
@anna-gj1jb 5 років тому
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂
@kat-nw5hh 5 років тому
Moritz R HAHA
@evqzehormones2202 5 років тому
...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt
@oliviaz113 5 років тому
I choked on my Cheeto when I read this
@annieyu72 5 років тому
What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.
@PurpletasticFred 4 роки тому
Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things? -5 seconds later- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!
@carmelahudson1683 4 роки тому
no no, she can, he said she can, he just, doesn't want her to
@lovemurphy1931 4 роки тому
i screamed reading this lol
@jessicapassey2471 4 роки тому
But you CAN just touch other people’s things!!!!
@christianmoro7968 4 роки тому
Ah yes the attitude of an entitaled antivaxx karen.
@christianmoro7968 4 роки тому
*entitled
@cellytron Рік тому
The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”
@frankisnot1148 Рік тому
I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball Spoiler It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars And it fails
@veryferalthing Місяць тому
tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)
@CaptainWobbs 18 днів тому
“See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.
@nabeehanajaf Рік тому
Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film
@caramelapples4393 7 місяців тому
And the fact that the movie wasn’t THAT bad it was ok
@b4kedbricks 4 місяці тому
it really was, the couple argueing was a little too accurate. along with what greif can do to an already fragile person
@Elle... 2 місяці тому
it wasn't even low budget, they had $1M. They could afford real actors (L. Scott Caldwell was in LOST for Gods sake) but apparently not real writers.
@theboondoggliest 3 роки тому
imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic
@archi9470 2 роки тому
hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼
@8Nmedia 2 роки тому
I’m dead lol. Best comment ever! But why did you put Imagine?
@tigerkat4419 2 роки тому
@@8Nmedia so is his son
@edwardthibodeaux8815 2 роки тому
@@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing
@bryn1063 2 роки тому
Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.
@jkli0_597 4 роки тому
"Which one's yours?' he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son
@sleepyidiot2010 4 роки тому
Derp Lord 💀💀💀
@sk3lli3gvtz 4 роки тому
@@susanheffley5656 Uhhh.... I'M SCARED
@TheOnlyHollywood1 4 роки тому
@@susanheffley5656 Okay, so we're going there today
@carlee2054 4 роки тому
MadGirlInBlack what
@sk3lli3gvtz 4 роки тому
@@carlee2054 He sent skulls meaning dead. Kinda scared me for a moment.
@alexandrobrin2891 Рік тому
imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad
@Mario_432 5 місяців тому
Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao
@ashikjaman1940 2 місяці тому
Hiring a genie is really funny to me
@veryferalthing Місяць тому
@@Mario_432 power move
@andya.9422 Місяць тому
@@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes
@badmiracle 7 місяців тому
i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.
@badmiracle 7 місяців тому
like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭
@luisshorts. 2 місяці тому
Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk
@wesley_3201 4 роки тому
Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son
@higherbeinglinmanuelmolera7908 4 роки тому
I-
@adrenalineactivate 4 роки тому
And the oil lamp
@invisibleghost3820 4 роки тому
Ouch.
@samanthasoukup5852 4 роки тому
Oof.
@south4935 4 роки тому
UNDERATED.
@phoenixfox4851 5 років тому
"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions" Tell that to the school system
@idekisthisnecessary 4 роки тому
^ω^
@gabbylea7477 4 роки тому
i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh
@DarkShadic9632 4 роки тому
What is... science? What is an electro-magnetic pulse? What is a gremlin? Why are we around?
@phoenixfox4851 4 роки тому
Wait a minute- How did this comment get so popular?
@pinkablink9488 4 роки тому
Phoenix Fox because of liberals
@wwildan8961 Рік тому
Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.” Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more
@thesleepydot Рік тому
exactly. i think she was inconsiderate… but yeah not worse than stan.
@spiderguy44 Рік тому
Yeah, I felt a little bad but I feel bad for both of em.
@glorihol6803 Рік тому
bro she was literally checking out some dude at work, they're both shit
@RAWRzooted 11 місяців тому
tbh she didn't have to get rid of all of his shirts like his special jersey. i mean yeah move on but man that was his jersey you can still remember him some what
@LiterallyInklingGirl 11 місяців тому
Yeah like he died one day ago let him have some memorabilia sheesh
@wismuel 10 місяців тому
That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.
@alexanderthefine 3 місяці тому
Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.
@aaronhall74 5 років тому
*watches kids play baseball* “Which one’s yours?” “I don’t know. Haven’t decided yet.”
@humey2090 5 років тому
😂😂😂
@dikashafirahidayat1268 5 років тому
Jisoos christ
@chaeryeong991 5 років тому
Dika Shafira Hidayat are you a bp stan? 😂
@EmpressGoldilocked 4 роки тому
Omg lol
@irlzombie437 4 роки тому
i dont get i- OOOOOOOOOF
@localdreamer13 5 років тому
Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.
@greggmayles2733 5 років тому
I love this so much.
@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 5 років тому
I am Kazaam!
@Clay3613 5 років тому
Plot Twist: Sam is actually Ester's husband and Charles is her lover.
@nolaprice 5 років тому
And Sam is their child
@the2ndducknotthefirstone.959 5 років тому
One problem, He's one tall Dude . Like Really tall Like the actor is 6 foot 4 and one half.
@thesimifers Рік тому
The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K
@redRuxx 11 місяців тому
*WHAT*
@thesimifers 11 місяців тому
@@redRuxx Facts!
@FurretAnimationsIsEpic 9 місяців тому
huh
@maricheng7455 9 місяців тому
You accidentally added the letter K at the end of your post
@ahstiasummers5583 7 місяців тому
How much of it was for drugs to keep everyone motivated to continue working?
@catasrophieGrrl Рік тому
As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.
@NylaTheWolf 8 місяців тому
I'm so sorry you went through that ❤
@kellymurtagh-quinn8058 4 місяці тому
Why?
@ranniwolves 2 місяці тому
@@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo
@gwantoloupe1879 5 років тому
This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao
@alexaguijarro2183 5 років тому
Grant Clayton 💀💀💀
@chels4723 5 років тому
i WOULD like ur comment but its at 420 so heres an imaginary like
@lauraclark1188 5 років тому
Especially the music
@yusiwoah 5 років тому
Reminds me of novelas 😂
@shineinstars 5 років тому
HSJSKD TRUEEE
@lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin668 5 років тому
“She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...” Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*
@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169 5 років тому
OMFG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cloemalfoy9597 5 років тому
That’s hilarious
@harrietc5109 5 років тому
IM DEAD
@aleniabritton743 5 років тому
I JUST CACKLED
@anaxoxo2 4 роки тому
sensitive. enjolras hahahahaha
@bunnigacha Рік тому
Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy
@pap-fr Рік тому
Gross
@yowieyahoo Рік тому
the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie
@NylaTheWolf 8 місяців тому
CURSIVE SINGING IM SCREAMING
@lizp5004 4 роки тому
The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?
@dylanrodrigues 4 роки тому
Liz P they could have inherited from Stan or his wife's parents? The real estate prices where they live is not that bad? The wife actually makes good money?
@beholdandfearme 4 роки тому
If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.
@kingofmashedpotatoes 4 роки тому
Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ
@lizp5004 4 роки тому
@@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.
@justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 роки тому
@@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass
@mctash4264 4 роки тому
There is one good thing about this movie. Stan has good character consistency. You know something will happen, and he will get angry, throw something and storm away.
@chillcrow8030 4 роки тому
How does this have 250 likes and no replies lol
@TheLampeKing 4 роки тому
OH SO YA WANNA NAG ME NOW
@PodRealoaded 4 роки тому
You forgot to add throwing something over his shoulders or staring intensely at baseball players or a computer 😂😂😂too consistent
@jakefromstatefarm6969 4 роки тому
I GOT TO GO
@crustythetuba3958 4 роки тому
Very true.
@NosebleeddeGroselha 7 місяців тому
Just a friendly reminder, throwing something at a wall in front of you is an act of abuse and psychological violence, doesn’t matter if they didn’t touch you. I used to believe otherwise while flinching and getting anxious whenever I hear something break throughout my entire life
@edanrice9798 5 місяців тому
Then my children are abusive.
@katleido 2 місяці тому
@@edanrice9798 I mean there’s a difference between children who don’t know any better and a full-grown man who should have learned self-restraint by now, and is in a position of physical power over his wife
@kiralonely1307 Рік тому
When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"
@stevefilms1997 4 роки тому
The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder
@pvzmaster5063 4 роки тому
Xap Ete shoulder
@janakusp 4 роки тому
Xap Ete omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 so true
@naujnot2158 4 роки тому
Ahh yes, his soldier
@ItzCortana 4 роки тому
Ikr lol 😂
@Mynameishassan0 4 роки тому
Juan Melgar yep
@ac4601 4 роки тому
I like how they also gloss over the whole “youre a creepy old guy always watching our baseball games why “ and stan just is like “tHATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS” like how is that.. not their business
@Gideon13397 3 роки тому
Because it's still none of their business duh.
@_lavender_pebbles_ 3 роки тому
*T h i c c* indeed
@johnnye87 Рік тому
Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.
@supercalifragilisticex Рік тому
24:30 At this point I'm not even sure whether Charles even has magic or not. I'm convinced he just broke into their house and has convinced them he has magic.
@demitri2613 5 років тому
Janitor: which one of the kids is yours? Me: I haven't decided yet.
@gangshyt4586 5 років тому
LMFAOOOO
@shineinstars 5 років тому
LOLSHDJD
@pissgorlchungles1353 5 років тому
SDKSJDJSJDJS
@donut.covers 4 роки тому
r/cursedcomments I'm just saying, it could belong in here
@donut.covers 4 роки тому
@moviemobster23 r/ihavereddit to you too.
@yuki97kira 3 роки тому
Moral of this movie: its okay to hurt others when youre grieving as long as you adopt an orphan in the end
@diartgallapeni1421 3 роки тому
This comment made me laugh so much lol😂
@bobisgud832 3 роки тому
lol
@bombyadept 2 роки тому
My god this is just like that spooky house movie.
@xx_el_la_xx3291 2 роки тому
Moral of the story: dont. take off training wheels
@gingercube688 2 роки тому
Sounds about right
@RobbieRateater Рік тому
okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?
@sylvianartist8930 Рік тому
yeah I was thinking the same thing
@jamesordwayultralightpilot Рік тому
She's an orphan who was probably abused.
@M2ofEMMM Рік тому
@@jamesordwayultralightpilot God that's such a sad explanation
@ragaya3043 Рік тому
Help me that confuses me to this day
@JamboreeBlackberry Рік тому
She’s probably a drama queen
@katjosephperez8772 Рік тому
We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.
@Misa-zv7po 5 років тому
I legitimately thought the coach was gonna take his shirt off and give it to Stan. Like "well, if you're the coach now you get to wear the oversized blue pollo"
@Turbuggy 5 років тому
Marisa Turner S A M E
@laneaislynn 5 років тому
pollo lmao like chicken
@yeraravenclawemma1329 5 років тому
OMG RIGHT I SWEAR
@ember8741 5 років тому
I did too!!!!!!!
@petrichor8583 5 років тому
Well, if you're the coach you get to wear the oversized blue chicken
@icantgetridofthisusernamehelp 4 роки тому
Why do bad movies always have a "wise" black womam or man that introduces some magical thing?
@hydras5947 4 роки тому
There's a trope name for it but I'm a dumbass and forgot
@minererva 4 роки тому
Basic Whoopi Goldberg
@jewin-your-mom 4 роки тому
Fun fact! The Matrix also falls into the category of the Magical ‘Negro’ Trope! Although I love that movie still, because it did almost everything else right ^~^
@danny98432 4 роки тому
Because all bad movies love steryotypes
@69you36 4 роки тому
Dan the Stan man so true
@CoolPaDuke 9 місяців тому
"At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog" Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.
@luisshorts. 2 місяці тому
I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason
@yaitz3313 2 роки тому
This movie is so close to being good. The acting is good, there's real emotion, and the production isn't half bad. But the plot is just so bizarre that it lessens all of that. This movie is on the cusp of being good, but just can't quite make it.
@loganmiller7827 3 роки тому
The flashback really implies that the dad took off the training wheels for the first time and then immediately just pushed him right into oncoming traffic, like the dad definitely killed the kid and it just doesn't say it outright
@TheDonutMan3000 3 роки тому
Ikr you don’t teach your kid how to ride a bike that close to a street. Go to a park dude...
@snickerdoodles2031 3 роки тому
That's what I thought! If I were teaching a kid to ride without training wheels I would hold onto the handle bars I wouldn't shove them in the road.
@bananapudding1367 3 роки тому
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere udbdosm I know what you mean but i cant help but see *not raining wheels*
@janeeyre1990 2 роки тому
@@bananapudding1367 NOT RAININ' WHEELS Hallelujah, not rainin' wheels
@lastlife0726 2 роки тому
@@TheDonutMan3000 LMAO parenting is a learning experience. My dad taught me how to ride a bike in a not so busy street and I went face first into a mailbox.
@-dixiirae-5135 5 років тому
Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.
@christalcavanaugh 5 років тому
I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode
@noah3952 4 роки тому
no one: literally no one him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR
@paisley4197 4 роки тому
@@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along
@LivefromBooYork 4 роки тому
@@paisley4197 niceee
@sadiaaa1373 4 роки тому
I would get very sad :(
@darkeimp555 Рік тому
Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.
@mjroxmysox101 2 роки тому
Ok I know this video is years old but the funeral scene is really crazy to me because deadass that's exactly what my grandpa's funeral was like. He was a quiet guy and I guess he didn't have many things that he was outwardly passionate about and so his wake and funeral were literally baseball themed
@mjroxmysox101 2 роки тому
ps Love you Danny
@CarolineCalvano Місяць тому
that is so sweet
@wistful4684 3 роки тому
that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.
@scanbbb 3 роки тому
That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.
@axyboo 3 роки тому
@@scanbbb what do you mean..?
@spider-man3309 3 роки тому
What if it was an old woman ?
@basicallystevenuniverse511 3 роки тому
Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.
@theyluvvmae8010 3 роки тому
@@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep
@kaci7129 5 років тому
"why are there so many globes in the background?" *i don't know danny why are there always nutcrackers behind you no where near to the holiday season*
@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969 5 років тому
Or any nuts around
@sambaccei7660 5 років тому
Hey too far man
@Ssammyk 5 років тому
Hhhmmmm
@Danny-Gonzalez 5 років тому
that's a low blow
@Ssammyk 5 років тому
Hi lord Gonzales
@GraceT 2 роки тому
The funniest part of the scene where the dad comes back from the park without the dog is personally hilarious to me, because I know the continuity expert who worked on this movie and if he saw this video he would be mortified 😂
@NylaTheWolf 8 місяців тому
Oh my god that's hilarious 😂
@DankrumStar 4 місяці тому
Grief is so difficult to process. When my boyfriend died… me, his mother and father, and brothers all handled it very differently. It’s been a year and half, and while I see his father occasionally he’s told me it hurts to be around me because it reminds me to much of his son. His mother and I grab coffee and catch up at least once a month. There were times in the first few months after he died that there was short tempers and lashing out, especially from his dad. I know the dad in this movie was an asshole, but having gone through a death myself I can understand it. He knows deep down how cruel he’s being but I know how it feels to be imprisoned in your own grief.
@tomatoanus 5 років тому
so THIS is part three in drews sequels that arent sequels series. you can tell because the actor is completely different and the plot has nothing to do with the other entries.
@pablomaj7 5 років тому
This is genius
@rosea8844 5 років тому
I think they are all great, I just hope they release a DVD of all of them in one. That would be great! Especially if it's on BLURAY. It would bring my family together for many laughs at our Valentine's dinner, maybe they will finally stay to. I just wish the free candy here actually tasted good, they say I'm not even supposed to taste it and just swallow it, what boring candy.
@naomi8420 5 років тому
LMAO
@awkwardturtlefish 5 років тому
this is the best fucking comment
@dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 років тому
Best comment.
@hazelrogers513 3 роки тому
Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin? My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home Aladdin at home:
@LomalaMalet 3 роки тому
Stan: Listen to your mom kid.
@Qinglady-ue6wm 3 роки тому
what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.
@Qinglady-ue6wm 3 роки тому
@Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"
@spynx3167 3 роки тому
@@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oaCVpa2aqH1oyYU.html
@hauntedaether 3 роки тому
this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS. danny needs to make a video on it lmao
@grouchycoast8502 Рік тому
21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."
@Mossymoss69 Місяць тому
Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy
@doof7448 3 роки тому
I like to believe that Charles isn’t magical, and whenever he “disappears” he’s just under a table or something.
@bianracilocal 2 роки тому
Like some Kuroko no basket stuff
@thetoadoftheturf7516 2 роки тому
I just laughed very loud at 1:46 am. Thank you
@silly_.rabbit2 2 роки тому
And he just magically knows which house to go to when the lamp is rubbed or some shit Also he probably breaks into houses
@ally939 2 роки тому
@@silly_.rabbit2 Miss Esther’s totally in on it- she probably tips him off about what house to go to, and he just spies on them until they rub the lamp. And then he just hoofs it over there as fast as possible
@silly_.rabbit2 2 роки тому
@@ally939 oh okay
@gentlegamer980 5 років тому
"This movie is from 2011. So 8 years ago" Not gonna lie, that hit me harder than any of the sad scenes in that movie
@missgurl7662 5 років тому
GentleGamer Same
@FabulousKilljoy 5 років тому
same.
@vegansocks5464 5 років тому
Free V buck?? Hmm?
@alysto6949 5 років тому
I was gonna correct you and say. "No, it came out 7 yrs ago." But then I realized it's 2019 T.T
@ILuvOnly1atatime 5 років тому
Majestic Taco Cat but you’re right cuz it wont be 8 years until August of this year 👌🏽
@ThePenguinXD 9 місяців тому
Charles ain’t no messenger. Charles is a therapist for people with ptsd and schizophrenia 💀💀💀
@slappedbylegal 4 роки тому
Is it just me, or is the scene where Stan puts his hand on his heart the most uncomfortable thing you've ever seen?
@dylanrodrigues 4 роки тому
evenif like bro, don't look at a young child like that
@the_tangled_girl9494 4 роки тому
Expected a joke about him about to have a heart attack or something
@jazzy61497 4 роки тому
The nurse side of me was wondering if it was chest pain
@maya-bx3vq 4 роки тому
He didn’t even put his hand in the right place
@Spongeboy5432 4 роки тому
evenif Y E S
@PrimusPicklebal 3 роки тому
Stan’s wife: *looks at him* Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
@lunarcreepypasta6937 3 роки тому
Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW EH!?
@superstellarhere 3 роки тому
OH HO HO! Cause he’s...Santa.
@Bea-xl9rb 3 роки тому
(Yeets newspaper) OH HO HO
@RailwayPenguin 3 роки тому
@@superstellarhere Stanta
@nelproductions8153 2 роки тому
Charles: don’t even think about it, cowboy.
@benjaminharbold4554 Рік тому
Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".
@harristeeterfan3473 Рік тому
When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”
@emilyreed4110 5 років тому
That sponsored ad at the end is more entertaining than that entire movie
@lise_reb2086 5 років тому
True
@SecretAgent3125 5 років тому
Danny makes his sponsor section fun to look
@angelbaby2137 5 років тому
@@SecretAgent3125 istina
@un-nown7227 5 років тому
My birthday is 567 and im the 567th like but you prob dont care so im just saying it for fun lol
@SecretAgent3125 5 років тому
@@angelbaby2137 Just because I have a croatian name (and am croat (and can understand that)) it'd be nice for others not to comment in non-english
@BohemianScandalous 5 років тому
Why has no one called the police on this random middle aged man obsessively watching kids that are not his play baseball??
@blairwaldorf-bass8180 5 років тому
BohemianScandalous right?! That made me so uncomfortable...and they were gonna let him be the coach like Noooooo!
@tearsfordears 5 років тому
lmao he even gets called out more than once and its still not that big of a deal to everyone around them like what the hell 😭
@SongbirdAlom 2 роки тому
The moral of the story: You CAN just take things that belong to other people!
@530862 8 місяців тому
my personal headcanon abt charles is that he can only exist as a being within the physical realm while someone is like. wishing for something or whatever, so more or less he is summoned by the lamp and is only able to exist while someone needs him there, and that doesn’t happen often, so he doesn’t get too many opportunities to eat food because he doesn’t technically need to eat and where he resides between realities there’s no food or whatever. so he treats himself to a little snack while in the physical realm, it doesn’t have to be extravagant, it’s just a little treat for him. that or it’s just good toast have you ever had a good tasty slice of toasted bread with butter? heavenly.
@yukikaenthusiast5164 3 роки тому
"yOU DOn'T hIT people eITHer" *rewatches scene* He didn't- w h a t.
@alician.5950 3 роки тому
I THINK that since she was a foster kid so maybe she was mixing up stan yelling with a traumatic experience with someone abusing her? Idk. My bst guess.
@urdadsleftasshole69 3 роки тому
Theory: the lamp/Stan/Charles/jagey1iteluwfhdus is messing with his life and makes stuff happen to worsen his life and consequentially persuade him to make the wish/try to better his lofe
@yourresume373 3 роки тому
@@alician.5950 you think the people writing this dumbass movie would put such a well thought-out plot point in there?
@noamdsi123 3 роки тому
*Cue Tommy Wiseau*
@scoobis7208 3 роки тому
Stans a loon
@jacklazer8056 4 роки тому
Theory: Sam is the one who hit Eddie with his car and he died in the car crash too. Sam was at the cemetery because he felt so bad about his demise of Eddie. Sam decides to try to inspire Stan and he does his job. He does not work at the cemetery or the park he works at a factory and he was coming home from work in that outfit. I'm getting wayyyy to into this
@myusername1385 4 роки тому
😂. How is a car hitting a bike a car crash lmao, other than that cool theory I guess the car could’ve gotten off course and hit a tree or something
@Astronimus123 4 роки тому
Yeah I don't think a big truck hitting a bike would cause the truck to be damaged with enough force to kill the driver.
@candygamer7326 4 роки тому
No, it's okay! I'm really liking your story!
@yeeyee5476 4 роки тому
@@Astronimus123 why you gotta be like that tho let the light shine on someone else
@moyahm8569 4 роки тому
Maybe Sam was coming home from work in a smart car. That explains it!
@Sarah-vo2qu Рік тому
I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa
@koyomikoy Рік тому
14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid
@susanthatsme9776 4 роки тому
*Eddie in heaven:* I miss my one red cowboy boot.
@teardropcipher7001 3 роки тому
What about all three of his shirts?
@susanthatsme9776 3 роки тому
@TearDrop Cipher hm. Did not think about that! I bet he cries every night because he uh... doesn’t have his three shirts 👕 ⚾️
@MrPiggy-kl6xz 3 роки тому
Exactly, he probably missed his pants too wait... he doesn’t have any pants
@teardropcipher7001 3 роки тому
MrPiggy9020 yeah... he didn’t wear pants only three shirts and a one red cowboy boot and a baseball hat and mitt.
@tempatchtheveryweird3665 3 роки тому
*hell
@eimiku3011 4 роки тому
“I don’t want to fight.” “I don’t either.” **starts fighting**
@cosmicnae 4 роки тому
HAHAHAH
@KyleKyle__ 4 роки тому
_discord user, its annoying to have the double *_
@eimiku3011 4 роки тому
Kyle 13-10 I added the extra one because people might get confused. I added it on purpose but yeah, I use discord
@KyleKyle__ 4 роки тому
@@eimiku3011 -yeah but it is annoying when it accidentally happens-
@lunanorvell5770 4 роки тому
That's an abusive relationship
@ErisIsAnAbomination 9 місяців тому
Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing but seeing every other character visibly flinch away when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight 👁👁
@AfalseNotfalseQueen 2 роки тому
Personally I don't think that the movie was THAT bad. Also as someone who witnessed a few times how families or a couple can get shattered after the loss of a child, I can say that the dad's attitude was pretty realistic. Especially if he blamed himself for his son's passing. Some people deal with events like this differently from others. And as someone pointed out in the comments, what he really needed was just some therapy to go over all this
@phoebemay 5 років тому
not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.
@lillian.gracee_ 5 років тому
Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s lillian
@phoebemay 5 років тому
lillian grace omg you found me
@alright1454 5 років тому
Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s audy
@phoebemay 5 років тому
alright GUYS STOP STALKING ME
@jordispencer 5 років тому
love baseball? i am baseball
@kyliedunn8797 3 роки тому
“I don’t wanna fight.” “I don’t wanna fight either.” Danny: And then they start fighting
@kyliedunn8797 3 роки тому
MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you
@shaf2317 3 роки тому
bruh that sent me 💀
@eden5655 3 роки тому
.....I like ur profile pic
@kyliedunn8797 3 роки тому
Eden Cline thank you :)
@vixn2385 3 роки тому
-Danny Gonzalez 2019
@ms.blooddiamond3857 5 місяців тому
Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is. Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)
@DecoySammy Рік тому
They always ask who is Sam. But never How is Sam.
@ItsZynix 4 роки тому
"mom can we get Aladdin?" mom: no we have Aladdin at home, Aladdin at home:
@sqribbleydude682 4 роки тому
Alladin whats that
@imdoingthisnowreally 4 роки тому
How do you manage to spell Aladdin two different ways and make them both wrong?
@nafismubashir2479 4 роки тому
@@imdoingthisnowreally this comes from arabic ala-ud-din so this is the most authentic spelling
@greeny4315 4 роки тому
Lol
@greeny4315 4 роки тому
F.B.I OPEN UP
@stevefilms1997 4 роки тому
Lisa: Hi Stan. Stanley: “I GOT TO GO!”
@samahissimplistic 3 роки тому
*I GOT... TO GO!!*
@billbill6094 3 роки тому
I GOT 👍👍TO GO!👍👍
@defd2826 3 роки тому
I gtg!
@defd2826 3 роки тому
*I GTG*
@chr_stian 3 роки тому
*igottago*
@cellytron Рік тому
Hang on why did Josh say “they don’t hit people either”? What was that about? Stan seemed confused and horrified. What did that mean?!
@bohemiancassidy Рік тому
I think it’s supposed to imply that Josh was abused by her parents/foster parents/ other trusted adults when she was younger. It’s a very out of nowhere line but it does make sense
@pap-fr Рік тому
@@bohemiancassidy no
@TheBruisedPeach 8 місяців тому
Her: Oh, honey have- Stan: CLEAN THE GARAGE OR WRITE A BOOK? QUIT NAGGING ME! *throws magazine and goes to be an author in the garage*
@chaoxiangalula4086 3 роки тому
Even if someone close to him died, that didn’t give him an excuse to be an asshole :/
@mayonnaise2396 3 роки тому
I’ve had a family member die. I’m not being heartless, but no, cuz you’re son dies doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole.
@chaoxiangalula4086 3 роки тому
Jacob Cortez exactly
@applefarm6126 3 роки тому
At least he made it better
@saraelnaggar739 3 роки тому
Chaoxiang Alula Fr
@entername1665 3 роки тому
Peepee poopoo
@pist5343 5 років тому
Sam is OBVIOUSLY the previous santa that fell off the roof and died
@mothtrafton6226 5 років тому
Piotr Styliński when Santas die they become invisible ghost janitors that give advice to assholes who like to watch little girls play baseballs
@annmarie6095 5 років тому
Wonderful Times it’s a promotion!
@Utopia_2489 4 роки тому
Oh my god it’s perfect
@emilyemiloo Рік тому
Sam was 100% written to be a guardian angel but it just ?? went unexplained
@teayabrown3924 2 роки тому
It's so nice to know that they achieved money, a happy family, and rejuvenated their passion for their careers in 30 days without any actual help or therapy, you know just nice words and suddenly believing in themselves.
@vaishnavisingh5126 3 роки тому
"You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!" Math book: Am I a joke to you?
@tanirikay 3 роки тому
LMAOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED THIS GOT ME LOLOL😂😂
@franjo5174 3 роки тому
English book, ap book, SCHOOL BOOKS
@phiapipia 3 роки тому
yeah, actually
@eri83 3 роки тому
We don’t use Mathbook in my class !!!!
@lunarcreepypasta6937 3 роки тому
@@eri83 Good job.
@crumblyairship 4 роки тому
*Helvetica is my aesthetic. It completely embodies the feeling of waking up two years after my son died.*
@datgameboi6355 4 роки тому
Then one day you wake up in a horse drawn carriage, one if the 4 other gentlemen say to you "finally, your awake, you were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into an ambush same as us..."
@armchairrocketscientist4934 4 роки тому
@@datgameboi6355 Filthy stormcloaks
@lilyreeder8407 4 роки тому
datgameboi you have committed a crime against skyrim and her people
@armchairrocketscientist4934 4 роки тому
@@lilyreeder8407 I'd rather die than go to prison!
@katsworldisonfire4351 9 місяців тому
Ok but personally I would be so mad if my wife sold our dead sons stuff without asking me
@mossycrown 9 місяців тому
Same!!!
@JNB0723 Рік тому
23:26 as an author, I can tell you no author is writing, editing and publishing a book in 30 days. 🤦♂️
@ECOG_ 5 років тому
“He is yelling at her” “She is yelling at him” “Why is there globes in the background” ~Danny
@bristolberryman4118 5 років тому
Potato
@eevee1583 5 років тому
Who has that many globes
@kaiabrushaber8058 5 років тому
@@eevee1583 My question is who has that many NUTCRACKER??? conspiracy a la Danny
@ankabanka2044 5 років тому
kaia brushaber do you know what’s a real conspiracy theory? Chad is actually a secret spy sent from Craig to replace papa, who is a Greg.
@ECOG_ 5 років тому
How do I have 512 likes
@Mrross33 4 роки тому
Your wife comes home with a lamp: 1: throw it 2: DIVORCE
@turyabhatkar 4 роки тому
Metalviper 70 , I choose option 3, no one can stop me!
@lauraarellano2926 4 роки тому
Both
@ashiwashi 4 роки тому
Both
@haylyfegurgur2747 4 роки тому
*episode ads have entered the chat*
@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922 4 роки тому
Nobody can stop me from doing both
@sufferwithme1237 Рік тому
22:18 *ATUHSPARGIGNARTA! I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT!*
@WylieMyers1007 Рік тому
the main dude kinda reminds me of my dad, just take away how much he cares for his kids and just leave the anger issues and crap
@misteryA555 4 роки тому
This movie might have been made in 2011, but it FEELS like a 90s movie
@OhMyLemona 4 роки тому
Even in the 90s this movie would be considered a retro movie
@shadowbunny7892 4 роки тому
It's because of the baseball.
@ethanrobert342 4 роки тому
Why?
@js5791 4 роки тому
Lama nah this movie doesn’t have that kinda class let’s be honest this movie was made in 2003
@meme_memes3576 3 роки тому
IKR
@McMerlin11 4 роки тому
Stanley is literally the worst protagonist
@SirBlackReeds 3 роки тому
Or is he?
@lolwhatdoisohere5290 3 роки тому
OR ARE U
@brbrbr5976 3 роки тому
He’s literally more like an antagonist
@harryboberson4851 3 роки тому
He's that one side character with anger issues
@monroe8566 3 роки тому
No I am
@Camsvfx_ Рік тому
The way Danny said “Stan stop!” Made me laugh way more than it should’ve.
@wondermanp15 Рік тому
12:57 this is something my mom would actually do Like, I’m making a pizza or something, and she sees it, and then proceeds to ask what I’m doing
@KingAndrew07 4 роки тому
24:54 So they adopt her, and then one day she picks up rollerskating or smth and Stan pushes her into the road and she gets hit by a car and dies. The Lamp 2 "Oh no, he did it again"
@samahissimplistic 3 роки тому
Lisa: Ah shit, here we go again
@DatBoi-in2xs 3 роки тому
and it opens on a scene of this aging 50 yr old in a little girls bedroom
@chromed2829 3 роки тому
Brittany: oops he did it again
@salientspoon3789 3 роки тому
Lisa: Not again. Well, time for a divorce. Better get with that dude from my gym now.
@crimsonstrykr Рік тому
@@salientspoon3789 Turns out that dude also is devorced for the same reasons
Р@ССИЯН ПРИВОЗЯТ ПО ЧАСТЯМ! Он пойдет на войну, умрёт, а я куплю квартиру и оденусь/Золкин, Карпенко
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