LMAOSAO

You could go the gossip girl route and get a really big secret on someone and threaten to expose it. But you have to make it seem like they came up with the idea so they don’t try to blackmail you back

@@alanamaria1273 i totally forgot the plot of that show tbh.

Well you’re on track already

Good luck my friend.its 2020,anything can happen

the battle of the terrible fast food movies

can’t wait for the diss tracks

Im waiting for Cornell Sanders to take the Chil-fill-A cow to a boxing match

@@Elliott540 lol

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thats going to be in the sequel after a love scene

Yes

It would be after they kiss or something

Reply 5

@@mickeyp6639 true that...

they were literally fucking but for some reason they both decided he had to marry the daughter like they didn't even consider marrying eachother as an option

And Sell the house you dont have to live in a mansion

@@bezllama3325 or try to rent it and live in a smaller house.

@@likith.nnaveen1769 They live in Kentucky (I think). I demand an authentic sweet sweet trailer park.

@@endplanets its kfc so yes kentucky

do you want one because i found someone elses

@@queenblister7845 absolutely yes please!

FRRR

That’s probably where they got the idea

definetely the best definition

Underrated comment

o o f

😵🥴🙃

Well, does being a cashier deserve more than minimum wage is the question.

@@ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut I think any job where you work full time deserves a living wage

Ah yes, every 14 year olds celebrity crush, "k e r n e l s a n d e r s"

so true

And they had an old rich chicken man fetish 'cause they saw that one dating sim with hot anime colonel sanders

@@Uggnog by kfc

​@@petermmm42 *colonel Sanders /lh

I think the issue is that Billy is way too concerned with his status and how he looks to others to not have a super beautiful and young wife.

@@theclaybor4352 That makes sense. The only other reason I can think of as to why Billy didn't just marry the mom in the first place is that they began their affair when the dad was still alive and Billy was already dating Jessica. If that were the case then Billy suddenly proposing to the mom would seem in extremely poor taste.

Plot twist: All the characters in this movie are all Vanessa Hudgens

Facts😂

@@person1044 I laughed way too hard at this 😂

Cause it’s by Lifetime, not Netflix

@@DeathnoteBB we know, it’s a joke

A dating game?

@@peanutbutter4435 Yup. It's called "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

@@p.6563 oh my god 💀

@@p.6563 I looked it up and it gave me nightmares💀

@@elsachee Whaaat? Why would it be nightmare inducing? Wouldn’t you want to woo such a smexy man?

Yep but it’s a KFC romance movie so it would be nice to have a charismatic lead because it’s….. a meme haha

yeah agreed. i found it a bit weird that Danny was criticizing that plot point, considering that he's pretty awkward and shy himself lol

@@maddieb.4282 him being awkward doesn't make it any less memeworthy

Didn't ask

Lmaoo

Accurate

Sportacus is superior sorry 🙄🖐

@@tokofukawa4654 okay but...Robbie Rotten- 😳😩💕

@@PGOuma PERIOD HIM TOO

666

Literally thought the same thing .

I'm very dissapointed

Yes

the first scene is fried chicken

Quarter pound-her is wild 💀😂😂

I want to see the whole McDonald's crew as gangsters with Ronald being a pseudo-Joker.

@@hennegivensunday That's the porn movie.

Which is precisely why she should've just married the guy instead of making her daughter date him in the first place. Unless they started having an affair when her husband was still alive and Jessica and the chocolate man were already dating...

marriage and long weekend in vineyards are quite different

@@misseli1 I think if she married Billy then the hookups would lose their taboo edge, a lot of people like cheating because it's illicit and given the chance to just be with the person they're cheating with, they wouldn't because the relationship would lose its whole appeal

@@janationaltreasure i mean yeah but if he married the other girl it'd be loveless anyway so might as well be married and have long weekends in the vineyard vs no marriage and also no weekends in the vineyard

Is that a fall out boy reference or dirty Dancing? 😁

@@Spooky_l3xxi sounds like something dean winchester would say

@@Spooky_l3xxi My intention was Dirty Dancing, but I suppose it could also be Fall Out Boy lol (Love the name btw)

@@Spooky_l3xxi You must be very young.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top "Hal, it's about cats."

Barry .B Benson My arch nemesis🙄

poor adam

Reminds me of Wendy’s stories on Wattpad-

@@fia5594 ikr he didn't deserve that

I was gonna say the same thing 😂

put some respect in mario lopez’s name pls 🥲

I've seen this video so many times and it bugs me so much every time"CHJ"???? Like c'mon man 😂😂😂

but he managed to read “Secret Recipe” like 5 seconds before that? danny…

@@cassielilah9192ME TOO😭

I was literally about to post the same comment, he does not look real at all

He looks like he's straight out of lazy town.

Yeah he doesn’t look real

@@Lameashellcosplay Omg he does JAJAJAJAJAJA 💀

No, he totally does

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What about the “ beat it, crouton!” line?

"Beat it, Crouton" is a close runner-up though

wow. creepy.

we aren't, no. but we're not moving out, the rent is too good to pass up

"and that brings us to today's sponsor hello fresh!"

@@asliceofbread1601 I was waiting for that part but it never came :/

that would've been such a smooth transition...

I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDNT

@@dizzymisslizzy4569 ME TOO

glad somebody else noticed that too.

they had the right idea

@@1115life bruh if anyone’s plugging anything on my comment it’s me check out my vids💚

That had me cracking up 😂😂😂 like who are you?! I liked the movie tho lol

oh no that is their last name, the movie was made by billie jean

Yes! Or the mom could have married the rich guy herself. But no we need forced drama in the movie

This movie is just marry this rich guy or the other rich guy

I see what you're saying but... This is a movie from KFC.... I feel like this is as good as it can get😐

Even if she did marry Daddy’s Money Rich Boy, who said the mom even *gets* any of that money. Did she think her douchy son-in-law would just take care of it for dear old Mumsie?

oh yeeeeeeeeeeah!

colenel sanders watching in heaven be like "I made a mistake"

Dont forget the dating game

@Carol Pretzel oh my 😂

LMFAOOO

Also the colonel sanders stripper sequence

Same

Exactly

My soul.

then it isn't free? lmao

@Wan Amirul 50k? Free? Which one lol

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)

@@phosfine7793 he meant 50k worth of advertising for KFC but for free because the video is not sponsored by KFC in any way.

@Wan Amirul example

frrr😭

That’s why her mom wanted her daughter to marry him. He probably has a lot more to give away.

i would've accepted the cash and skrt, she didn't seem all that special to keep around for a lifetime

dudeee yess... Harland shouldn't even be there in the first place wtf

@Joshua EdwinRoehl thats weird music

He would scream at u PLS

A crouton-

I'd honestly like to see that just to see how he'd respond

That man would be ded

Ikr lol

How's your kitten doing 🥹🩷🩷

WHAT THE FUCK HI KWITE

HI

I see Kwite is a fellow GREG

YOOO

Why hello Kwite

It's not surprising since the Twilight novel got famous

There's been much much worse done. Twilight is worse. And 50 Shades Of Grey is worse than that. That makes sense, at least.

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire movie was written around that one line. Like, someone said it spontaneously to a friend, and then it turned into a joke, which turned into a funny short story, which turned into a screenplay

Worse lines has been written so..

I hope they got paid well.

thats reserved for the porn parody

:o anyways so-

They suspended that slogan because of coronavirus lmaooo. Can't be licking our fingers now!

They’re saving that for the sequel

@@redactedredacted658 Your pfp and channel name make this even better-

Me me

Yes

Lemme lick them fingers

@@narc2.036 👁_👁💧

@@PGOuma *slurp slurp*

That's exactly what I was expecting!

Same I was ready for him to talk about it

Same with Drew's delivery rant lmaooo

i thought so too lmao. i was waiting for the hello fresh ad to come out lol

It was the first time I’ve been kind of upset not to get an ad read lol

0/10 no lauren

deep voiced bibble haunts my dreams

0/10 no chicken fucking

@@lildufflebag ayo😂💀

0/10 no Bibble

Billy is from IT but he finally got out

I- so what was the point.

It probably is, no, *definitely*

It's like when you're writing notes really quickly and just write one word for every few words and makes absolutely no sense

@@chancewill6910 me taking notes at school

Plz do sell it too😎😂

@@melroysojan Why though? First that's illegal and second you can watch it for free anyway

I worked at KFC in 2006-2007, I was 16, and had to wear a t shirt that said "try a piece for 50p"

of the movie or danny's video?

@@emamacitas the movie

Ok

This feels in-character for Dareth. Hope you didn’t die o7

NOOOOOO DARETH

Lucky

I had a dream that danny invited me to his pool party and that’s as close as we’ve gotten to being friends.

I wonder if he knows someone named Greg. Does he say “what’s up Greg?” Every time he sees them?

@@saraigonzaga393 what was the pool party like tho

@@thineevee7345 all i remember is really good snacks and fun games lol

Exactly! Like, where was the bucket of chicken?

He C O N S U M E D it

@@sneakysnek572 * B I G B R A I N*

@@hazel5002 MEGAMIND SIZE

I aspire to be that extra

They're... 50 Shades of Grey.

And his eyebrows are black😂

Ikr

@@corbinellens3890 yuppp

…HOL’ UP-

*_screams for eternity_*

Lmao

pretty much

omg underrated comment

I wheezed

pog

the WHAT

HI AGAIN

Huh

Yeah. It even heats your chicken up

😁😁😂

bIlLy sTaHp

Real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India Watch ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aqN5ZZeonaZ7rqc.html "Biggest protest in world history"

They did what

Was that KFC or a fan game? I definitely thought it was a fan game

Is it steamy

@@Basil_of_Nagi it is

I heard about that but I kinda hoped it was just a nightmare I had.

it's been his dream since he was a wee lad

because Markiplier was too busy with Unus Annus

I'm thinking it might have been money

So that he would become famous soon on the entertainment world. Give him his next project Hollywood. 😁

@@MissSallyB1 oh my god lol

Do you even realize how many likes you got

Start a petition WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

😂 ikr

Indeed

Don't forget that she probably went there to shut down some sort of bakery or orphanage or whatever

@@sallybradshaw4576 tru. very tru.

@@sallybradshaw4576 and don’t forget the bakery has a bunch of young adults who struggle to make ends meat and she doesn’t care until she meets the guy

@@thelanktheist2626 Naturally. Conversely, if it's the sort of movie where she marries a prince, then there has to be some sort of deception involved. Like she pretends to be a chef or something.

You forgot about the orphan in a wheelchair who gets adopted by the couple at the end of the movie

The fact this timestamp is literally seconds before the "reveal" is so funny, you called it.

Ooooo a verified person with one like? That's unheard of Edit: Not anymore

HAHAHA

That's a fairly interesting way to put it...but I get it

Ok

Why do I feel the same way?

hello killua from hunter x hunter

And a fried chicken sex scene

@@amaya6489 probably?

I hate Vanessa Hudgens

Tf does MRMFNJS mean

@@bortoboi2447 its like saying “lol”😀😀😀

@@bortoboi2447 Make Ryan Mentor Fresh Natural Jewish Sanders

@@MaxConaghan I’m sorry. What 😀

@@MaxConaghan perfect

your name isn't even greg. NICK. edit: bruh y'all can't take a joke

procyberbully shut up

@@96vetements Greg is a state of being, not a name you pleb

About as gold as the golden, crispy chicken that you can get down at KFC for only 5.99!!!

@@96vetements you have no clue what you’re talking about, greg is a life style, it is everything, to treat it as nothing but a name is so highly disrespectful.

Don’t you f*cking dare

Does It Happen To Be Fried?

ayo it's Nathan Zed

That's how you know it's great marketing

Some FCFK

@angels I mean idk much about marriages, but as far as I know, isn't it possible to have a very small wedding or get married without a wedding? although tbh, considering the logic of the film, that's not likely to happen.

@angels they can just have a simple wedding or just do the contract stuff lol

4th reply

5th reply

@@angryjaegert LOL CHOCOLATE MAN 💀💀💀

HAHA

@@woohoo9642 HAHA

@i dont care if you broke your elbow. HAHA

URVI SINGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*nO, iT'S 2021!*

OH MY-

more like a fifth grader

I thought you said 17th grader and I was so confused

At first I was like “hey I’m a seventh grader” but then I thought about literally every seventh grader I know and realized you’re absolutely correct

Yes, I remember those cringe daydreams

It’s either by the biceps or the wrist

LMAOOO

He's after the wing.

Ash D 💀

@@squeaktheswan2007 LMAOO 😭

Wait there's more?

@@Nyx_Fey_ there’s a dating sim about it 😭

@@dragonfruit6532 ..... Why am I not surprised?

@@dragonfruit6532 It was a good dating sim though! ... please don't judge my taste

@@aeyakieduenas1331 yeah it was actually decent-

I would've hated it significantly less if it were

Kernal i i love your chicken

That would’ve been so good, hopefully they expand their universe and they do make a telenovela

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Dont read my PROFILE Picturé :)

And the Peppa the pig X Shrek ones

i- on my way to read thoses 😙✌🏼

T-... That exists?... *oh god*

Shrek x shadow

Wait.... *WHAT*

Hi dpadgamer

yuh def

For reference, below this comment there are 2 MORE verified comments saying the following, "🍗" and, "Your move Chick-Fil-A" litterally SOOOO bland. They thought about that for literal milliseconds and then posted, and got top comment🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@@btuttle8 I was just trying to make a ha-ha :[

Genius