20 seconds in and she already knows I'm stressed. Kris is such a mood. I hope we help her as much as she helps us. Thank you Kris for always being such a caring and loving person. It doesn't go unnoticed.

“Don’t drink hand sanitiser kids , drink alcohol!” Wise words from kris😂😂😂😂

“why does he have so many oranges?” he’s the guy from the textbooks

I love how Chris complements everybody in the beginning of every single video. It just makes me feel so much better.😊

Fun fact: kids and children actually stare at people who they find to be pretty or “aesthetically pleasing”, it was a psychology study that was proven to be true, so anytime a kid gives you the scary eyes, take it as a compliment 😂

My favourite thing about Kris is when her accent randomly changes, not only is it entertaining and its relatable, love the content

I am a sleep technologist and the equipment the girl was wearing was definitely for a sleep study. It measures respiratory effort, stages of sleep, and a bunch of other things. Its not as bad as it looks😉.

Kris is the friend/sister/aunt that we all need and love❤

0:21 OMG, Chris sensed my stress threw the freaking screen 😂

The fact that she posts multiple times a week just shows how dedicated she is to her job. She's fricken fantastic. Also, Kris, if you see this, I want to see an updated makeup, hair and skin care routine. Or even a morning routine would be awesome.

Kris: I don’t swear at kids only sometimes Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: This vid so funny! That one person: Can we just appreciate how much effort Kris puts into her videos? Like, she deserves a round of applause!

As always, there's nothing better than Kris complimenting us, especially after a tough week

Guys just take a moment to realize that Kris is like the best, funniest person we know and that she always knows what to say to cheer us up and everyday I look forward to one of her videos

kris always makes me feel better about myself :)

0:37 that's the same with me but it's either eating, drinking, cutting something open, painting something using Tip-ex, or putting my fingers into or under sharp things. A typical day for me!

I love the way Kris interacts with us by asking questions instead of just searching them for herself. Shows a massive level of dedication towards her fans. Also the compliments in the beginning of the vid always help me to feel better. We love you Kris.

3:43 I’ve had a bunch of those things on me before for different doctors appointments and stuff. I’m not 100% sure what it’s for. I think a lot of the time they are used to measure your heartbeat when you are going to have a surgery. I think they are also used to test your sleeping and know the patterns more. I’ve had one of those appointments and it’s a bit difficult falling asleep there. I think I did have some of those on at that appointment but I don’t remember for sure. With the context of the video it seems to be it’s for getting information of things while you sleep

“Te cheezen… cheezen… treason- TREASON?!” I love you so much Kris 😭

When kris said “now I want Mac & cheese” I felt that on a personal level-

You really stand out with that hairstyle bandana. Definitely a look for you.

Been in that contraption before...makes sleeping near impossible but it's to track brain activity. Love you so much Kris, always making my day :)

I'm watching this on my phone and Hamilton on my TV. I totally don't have a pile of homework from being sick for like a week and I have definitely slept 8 hours everynight

The man with the mandarin truck is the one they warmed us about in our math books

3:47 It does look like the brick I had to use while doing some sleep tests but it could be for another pathology. It combines an EEG, an ECG and also monitors your breathing (in case you have seep apnea). Cables are linked to electrodes, like the one on their forehead, placed on the chest and scalp. Theirs is a real mess tho, when I do my tests it's strapped to my chest, not hanging (which is nice bc that shit is heavier than expected) and the nurses/doctors chose short cables I couldn't mess up in my sleep. It looks more like those sterotypical terrorist or kidnapped victim in cop series with bombs about to explode on them and less like a spaghetti noodle mess we see in the tik tok. Still a pain to sleep with.

The way she complements us just makes me happy I love her so much!

I literally screamed inside when you did the impression of Galina Reznikov. One of my favorite actresses is Kate Mulgrew. The whole reason I started watching OITNB was because she was in it.

23 seconds and I'm already called out for being stressed. Love it.😂

3:44 yes Kris, I believe that is for an EEG (I’ve had a few). long story short I always fell asleep in class and at home even on a strict sleeping schedule and my first EEG was done after I accidentally fell asleep while driving and totaled my car…👍🏻 you get minimal sleep before, no caffeine, and then they put this goop on the spots they need and connect the reader node things all over your head and put all the wires in one place. Then you wear this breathing monitor thing so they can track that too. They darken the room and flash this strobe light and you’re told to keep your eyes open and then close your eyes for a few seconds of rest and then do it a few more times but the strobe light gets faster and faster. And then they ask if you need anything and then you (try to) go to sleep. So yeah. Btw if you happen to be reading this ILYSM and I think you are killin it at life rn and I’m proud even if sometimes you don’t feel proud ❤️❤️❤️

We can all agree that Kris is just the perfect person if you have a bad day, right?

Me: rewinding and puckering up for Kris’s kiss at the beginning 😂❤

“And I know your stressed” *me making a duck sticker* “…yeah.”

"HOW THE TURN TABLES" - Wet floor signs your energy despite what you're doing and what you're going through is inspiring and EXUDES the strength 💙 much love, KrisKris... I-- I'm sorry.. Also locking that Apple Watch in the vending machine had major Jim pranking vibes 😆

Kris is that mood that always motivates me to do things and always keep my chill at a reasonable level. Just the fact that she knew I was stressed is so amazing. Kris, if your reading this, you always put a smile to my face. I hope you understand that you have a special place in my heart. I have been following you since almost the beginning is what it seems like. I just hope you know that you are one of the few reasons I get on UKposts daily.

Kris never fails to remind us about her abstinence 😭

She has a very 1950’s look going on with the denim top, blonde hair with the black bandana and then the red lipstick ❤ kris is my go too channel to watch, then rewatch again and again 🤣 she’s hilarious

I love how she repeatedly compliments us and then follows up with relatable content

4:45 " I'm terrible at opening things. " I don't know a lot of people like your openings for the compliments.

Me at a crowded theater: Oops, I’m stressed! Time to watch Kris!

Kris, I think the word you were looking for was intoxicated. Lol 😂

Ty to kris who always compliments us, she is the greatest human being ever and the always makes us laugh, just know you’re appreciated 💕❤️

The fact that Kris always compliments us is so sweet, she just wants to make us feel better. Thank you so much Kris! I’ve had a pretty bad day so you made my day better ❤️❤️🥰

This video made me very happy! Remember, everyone! If your butt is itchy it is not a signal from your body to play scratch & sniff adventure. At least, not any more! Keep doing what makes you happy! :D

Kris, I just wanna thank you. You make me laugh even through the toughest times, I am recovering from surgery and your videos make the pain go away. Thanks so much!

There is nothing better than a kallmekris video on a Saturday 😊 Also you are looking SNATCHED today, your hair, your make-up, beautiful! Most UKpostsrs don't really care about their subscrbers, but you are different, that's why I like you kris! You make everyone's day much better, we really appreciate you! Love yah! ❤

Watching this with our new kitten we found yesterday. She is watching this with such an intense expression lol. Keep being amazing girl!

The funny part of the capri sun one is that I am the one who is martial arts trained! My Mom would have said, "in that case, let me grab a snack because youre about to get your ass kicked!" 😅

The tea joke broke me 😂

'I can sense that you are stressed.' Indeed, to the point where I no longer call my thoughts a 'train of thought,' but rather 'the stress express' Thank you for being such a mood. You are such a precious person, your little messages in each video always make my day. Your hard work is always noticed and cherished

0:47 IS THE GUY IN THE FUCKING MATH PROBLEM WE ALL THOUGHT WASNT REAL

“I wanna ride him like a slippery slide” “I’m abstinent”

"dont drink hand sanitizer kids" me at one drinking an entire bottle.

I love how Kris is always so open with herself to people she hasn’t even seen and she makes me feel safe but unsafe in a good way at the same time ❤️👍

How Kris compliments everyone is really amazing, and it always makes my day better! Thank you for being an amazing human Kris, your the best!!!

SHE CAN READ MINDS SHE KNEW THAT I WAS STRESSED 😂😂😂

4:08 So true- AND EVEN IF IT'S NON-DAIRY IT STILL TORTURES ME😭

3:07 The guy drinking ranch while eating pizza....... at the exact same moment, The voice from the T.V saying "I saw someone breaking the law"

I hope kris get's all the love and happiness she gives us through her videos. your the best kris!

This was exactly the laughs I needed today!!! Completely failed trying not to lol

GIRLL YOUR HAIR ATEE

Can we please appreciate how amazing Kris is ? She compliments us every video without fail, and brightens up our days! She always looks gorgeous too - we love you Kris ❤️

Kris giving compliments makes our day

I really love how kris makes everyone laugh 😂❤

"and also the freezin, fleezin, treason.... TREASON?!" -Kris 2022

Is it just me or when kris complements us it just makes my day

who else is lucky that Kris does all this for us and the compliment and beginning i- thank you for the content we love you!!

You said you gotta try ice cream right in the middle of me eaten my ice cream 😂

THE TOILET WANTED PAYBACK😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:16

10:00 Put those gripers away 😀

i love how she always gives us a little complement that makes our day so much better

Kris I needed this more than I even realized haha love you too much! 💜🪼

"Ice Cream, you should try it if you've never had it." Me: *Eating ice cream*

I love making weird faces at kids, playing peak a boo, etc, and trying not to get caught by the parents is one of my favorite things to do 💜

"Don't drink hand sanitizer, kids!" me, a teenager: WELL I GUESS I'M LET OFF FROM THIS RULE!

1:00 when you're playing prop hunt and about to get caught so you give up and go for the lols 😂

Intoxicated is also a word love you Kris😂❤

2:42 so accurate, they always be staring at us and its kinda kreppy

I love the way kris complements us every video it makes me happy❤️🥰

You had me dying laughing. I love you girl!

Honestly, it’s 2 am where I am and it doesn’t matter what time it is as soon as I see Kallmekris click on her video because she makes my day better. I stay up all night just watching her. I could watch that all day and all night like the compliment she gives us are so meaningful Kallmekris. Please notice me I’ve been watching you for ever ❤❤❤

Hey Kris ❤️ okay I felt that kiss 🙊

I love how consistent she is with her videos to keep us sane (and herself to lmao)! and just makes my day when she compliments me!!!!! I. LOVE. YOU. KRIS. SO. BLOODY. MUCH!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

6:22 Imagine getting ur apple watch stuck in a vending machine in the most inconvenient way by trying to reach up for your Kit Kat that you're later gonna bite the top off of just to piss people off and then get your most expensive apple watch stuck in the vending machine. lol

2:05 :') lol, inebriated is the word you were lookin' for doll hehehe

Aaand my shitty day just got a little better. Thank you Kris, for everything you do, for every video, for every compliment, we apreciatte you so much. I hope you realize how amazing you are and what a diference you make. Girl, thank you for being you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’m up at 4am with some painful and horrible Covid symptoms but damn if you didn’t make me blush like a tween with your compliments then giggle maniacally with your voices and jokes. Thank you Kris, you’re a treasure.

I think the word you're looking for Kris is intoxicated.😂

The way she knows I am stressed and the video hasn't started yet.❤

6:05 "I like to break my teeth on stuff..." She has refined tastes

I love how you always compliment us lol. Some days I'm just like yes girl thank you. I love when you do these. All my love from Michigan ❤️

My entire friend group agrees that these are the best stress relief videos on youtube

as someone who worked in a Juvy center.... we had VERY specific hand sanitizers, soaps, and even cleaners; just so the kids wouldn't be able to get *ahem* sma-sted off of anything.

10:49 Not me and Kris laughing and saying robonculous at the same time 🤣

Kris was saying, “wow, that’s a really burnt pizza”. But one time, my mom made a pizza, then she went to the store, forgot about the pizza, came back, then she got the pizza. The pizza was pitch black

WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE SHOT THING..I DO THE SAME THING!!!lol!

I love how she always compliments us at the start thanks kris!

Watching Kris makes my day everytime. She's the best.

I have a tendency to hold my breath when I get a shot so I have to remind my self to BREATHE

Oh my gosh when you said you wanted to ride it like a slippery slide I died!!!!

*THE DEMONS ARE HERE* 01:04