We must now all pay for more arcane Spongebob theories...

"I've been entertaining you for years." What about chumps like me who only just found you a couple months ago?

A thank you and a crisp high five is all I can even fathem of offering you for those depressed eyes.

spongebob theory twerking

Thanks for the excellent content Alex

“I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13

*Pulls out wallet* Ok fine 🙄 (Congrats btw)

In true spongebob fashion, ahem " YOU'LL NEVER GET A CENT OUT OF MEEE!!! " - Mr Krabs

This is one of the most underrated channels in existence. The sheer quality and amazingness of each and every single one of your videos is incredible! Each video is better than the last. Thank you!

You know a UKpostsr is good when you really want to give the money

You can take the UKposts ad revenue but not my money!

Bro!!! I found you like 2 days ago. I love your spongebob theories videos!! I can’t wait for the next one.

the spongebob theories are bomb and no one can convince me otherwise.

So excited to see where you end up in your film career, whatever it is, its gonna be some phenomenal stuff man. Good luck

No

Sorry but I’m too young to pay haha

1:25 man, Mr Insert Namehere must've payed Alex Bale a lot of money to get his name so prominently featured in this video

Hey bro your edits and cinematography skills are freaking amazing!!! I really hope you do and pursue your film making, and at least make these spongeboob videos to gain more capital to improve your film making equipments or whatever. Looking forward to more. I’m a fan!

11 views 31 likes 1 dislike 16 comments and youtube crack

Wake up, Alex. You’ve been in a coma since 2011, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “ UKposts Comment” is the only way the doctor said we can communicate with you. Come home we love you, Alex.

I’m paying for a Mr. Krab theory

The title of this is great LMAO “pay up freeloaders“

Findom confirmed

But I’m B r o k e

Nice background music

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💰💰💰

His best friend passed away this year and then he suddenly blew up. Leave him the fk alone and give some dude some slack geeze.

*Oi we payed now where's our Comparison for #4 of SpongeBob?*

Just know that when I get my college support funds, they'll be wasted on this guy.

The next spongebob theory is squidward, calling it

this is the best next thing since the cool cat theory

Paying is definitely worth spongebob conspiracy theory #4

Yeah but I still don't know if Carson has hands. (Congratulations)

I love how not only does he just make spongebob videos but he also fucking crafts stories within them. this shit is insane.

He's so adorable!!!🌺

I always like your videos as soon as I click on them. This one made me laugh a few times and I went to click like again

Hey, I know this is not about this video, but, remember spongebob conspiracy theory: television theory? Well, remember the guy who Patrick took on a tour throught Bikini Bottom? That guy took lots of pictures of Bikini Bottom, and even some secrets, and private things. And at the end of episode he just dissapears, with all of photos. Also, that same guy took Spongebob and Patrick on tour to surface,where they actually had contact to narrator, and, where they got to some Restaurant who looked like real life copy of Krusty Krab, (and there is real life copy, in mexico, i think), and in that restaurant, there were Tom Kenny, and others, and that guy and SB and Patrick were also in building full of gorilla people. So he may be dealing with FilmMakers... 🤔🤔🤔 Bonus: In episode where Sandy, Pearl, Spongebob, and that new guy were on moon, Squidward was looking for escape from moon cave, and when he looked in one of holes, he saw producer of Spongebob in his office, with Spongebob drawings and some other merchandise.

I would but I'm so broke I can barely feed my pet fly.

Gotta love spongebob theories

This man is insane, he deserves a lot more.

😚When I get back from buying Cat Food .. I Walk through the door "Okay Freeloaders... It's lunch Time !" LOL

I am so excited for you to direct a movie.

Its dead. But.... Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

the title is vibes

*happy twerking*

Spongebob conspirancy #4: Patrick mom died by wales Patrick said it was loong time ago Tsunami comes every 1000 years Tsunami always needs a sacrifice (Jack kahuna words) Patrick is scared of wales and deep water, even when they were surfing...if they were on that island and his sister saved him from wale... what if tjey comed to bikini bottom by tsunami, as they did in episode Jack Kahuna Laguna. So its posibble. But they're mother died EDIT:I think he said when he comed in their neighborhood that he is new here.

Shit, you caught me.

Just saw the spongebob #4 conspiracy and it’s hilarious 😂💯

Here is a Theory I mean Patrick is pretty confusing he might not just be stupid and mabye all of the stupid act is coming from the people from land confusing him or brain washing him. Just a video idea for you btw :)

I’m excited for the new spongebob theories!!!

Monty Python's Flying Circus vibes from that intro. Nice.

Do you take Goofy Goober coupons?

I am a new subscriber! Thank you for your awesome content. I will donate as well. Thank you!

Pizza Time Pizza wants you to pay up!

We want to see spongebob theories!!!!!!!

Such a bold title

I really hope to see more cool stuff from you in the future, anything I can do to support that I’ll do.

Thank you for continuing to make UKposts great with your content. I’m so excited for the future

Idk man

50k subs in a 1 and a half weeks I have been supporting do ages and now he’s gaining this many subs in so little time I’m glad I subbed so early

we must feed the cult

I need that song at the end.

I would, if i could get a job.

Yes bro more sponge man theories

Well that sucks

*runs a full field goal and comes out of breath* pAtREon

When you're famous I'll think I deserve a lead roll in one of you're movies

If I wasn’t a poor bastard I’d pay up so hard

Spongebob theory’s are waiting

Look man, I wanna help you out... but can you possibly set up a Patreon alternative? After what they've done to so many artists and creators, I can't give that platform any of my money in good faith.

yo he's finally got a patreon

its about time to turn off ad block

Congrats on finishing film school Alex! Can't wait to see what you make next!

The title is like something youngdefiant would do

Another idea it’s better than Patreon is promoting products at the end of your video through click bank. You promote a product someone clicks on the link you get a commission everyone wins

The Raven is watching

Yo Alex, why do you look like Christopher Mintz-Plasse

i liked this video for its title alone

Yes please.

Subtle Monty Python reference?

Theory number 4 on the way?

Actual Content

Waiting on spongebob conspiracy theory #4 ⏱⌚️

Spongebob videos - 10m views. Pay me video - 50k views. Just throw a Patreon plug in your spongebob video fam.

I really want to join for gold tier, and I have money for that too but because of my country and status of "paying methods" I can't pay to patreon..

remeber oldroot?

For 10k you will fly out to the patron to say thanks before immediately flying back

Maybe I will

sorry to interrupt but where is #4th theory on spongebob

But I’m broke

Ok

Great, great, great. Really cool take

Me: scared in poor*

The amount of white in his eyes seems unusual! Did anyone else notice that or am I going crazy lol? I checked my eyes in the mirror and there’s basically no white underneath the pupil! Meant respectfully 🙏🏻 Love your videos 😁

is he doing that Eye thing on purpose?

The title of this video cracks me up

Give us membership, maybe i could join that? 🤔👀

Yes

*Time to use my Communist card*

Just found out your video from Jacksepticeye's video! Quickly subscribed and love the content so far! Maybe will pledge on patreon!